Best 1 065 of Balls quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ralphie May

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bill Dickey

He (Babe Ruth) hits a ball harder and further than any man I ever saw.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dan Jenkins

The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jennifer Capriati

I had an instinct before and maybe now I don't have that instinct as much as knowing what to do, what shots to hit, where to place the ball, things like that.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kevin Durant

With a versatile player, there's no spot on the court you can't pass him the ball. You can do anything.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nelson Rodrigues

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

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Frank Zappa

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Phife Dawg

If it takes 30 days of rehearsal, you better ace all 30 of those days. When it's game time, you're ready to play ball.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sylvester Stallone

Movies are a whole different ball-game, now. It's much more of a business - very scientific.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Claude-michel Schonberg

I'm very happy when I can find somewhere with some very good matzo ball soup, tasting exactly the same as the one my mother used to do for me.

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Gary Gaetti

It's hard to field the ball when you have both hands around your throat.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Milt Gross

I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to take stock.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Helen Wills

I love the feel of hitting the ball hard, the pleasure of a rally. It is these things that make tennis the delightful game that it is.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Willard R. Espy

When you write, you can hide behind your words. When you talk, you are up front, like the clown in the midway booth; and passersby can bean you with a ball.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Oriana Fallaci

If you put a pistol against my head and ask which I think is worse, Muslims or Mexicans, I'd have to think a moment, then I'd say the Muslims because they've broken my balls.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tony Cascarino

With no one collecting his knockdowns, what was Crouch supposed to do, juggle the ball with his head until the midfield support arrived?

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Best

He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jon Stewart

Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?'.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dane Cook

I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Torii Hunter

To catch a ball, I'd commit suicide.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Derek Jeter

If I'm shifted two steps toward third base and the ball goes up the middle, people say I have no range to my left. That's why those statistics aren't accurate. You're changing for every batter, sometimes with every pitch. You really can't make one statistic for every shortstop. You have to go by what you see.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Retief Goosen

I started hitting the ball a lot better a few weeks ago, and just the putter wasn't working. And putting a new putter in the bag last week, it just helped.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Pawan Mishra

Am I here to play ‘pass the parcel’ with my balls?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Robert E. Kahn

You can't gaze in the crystal ball and see the future. What the Internet is going to be in the future is what society makes it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sarah Dessen

"You ready to play?" Dave asked, bouncing it. "I don't know," I said. "Are you going to cheat?" "It's street ball!" He said checking it to me. "Show me that love." So chessy, i thought. But as i felt it, solid against my hands, i did feel something. I wasn't sure it was love. Maybe what remained of it, though, whatever that might be. "All right," I said. "Let's play.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Shahid Afridi

Actually I started out as a fast bowler but people told me that I was chucking the ball, so i changed to spin.

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Barry Bonds

I think of myself as 'catching' the ball with my bat and letting the pitcher supply the power.

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Roy Oswalt

The pitch would normally be low, but my ball starts carrying and stays on a sustained plane. Everyone always complains - 'that ball is low' - but then you go back and look at the tape, and it's right there. My catchers tell me, and the hitters tell me, that the ball stays true flight the last five or six feet.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Eric Kendricks

It doesn't matter where the ball is or what the situation is. I can look around to the guys on my left and right, and know that they are ready to go.

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Tracy Austin

In Toronto, Serena Williams was not fit at all, not striking the ball well at all, and went three sets with someone (ranked) 92 in the world.

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Tony Kushner

I write everything with fountain pens. I don't know why. I've done it since I was bar mitzvahed. I was given a fountain pen, a Parker fountain pen, and I loved it, and I've never liked writing anything with pencils or ball-points.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bill Hicks

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

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Brian Cox

Look at that! If you ever needed convincing that we live in the solar system, that we are on a ball of rock, orbiting around the Sun with other balls of rock, then look at that! That's the solar system coming down and grabbing you by the throat.

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Denis Irwin

That kind of ball is meat and two drink for the Palace defence.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sven-goran Eriksson

Football is much harder if you don't have the ball.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kurt Angle

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charles Caleb Colton

Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it's set a rolling it must increase.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Earl Woods

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.

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Don Meyer

Quickness more than anything else should determine your amount of pressure on the ball.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Michael Jordan

Once I get the ball, you're at my mercy. There is nothing you can say or do about it. I own the ball.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Frank Zappa

Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rickey Henderson

I patterned myself after Reggie Jackson. I wanted to have that same swing and hit some homeruns. When I was down in A-ball, I was trying to be Reggie Jackson and I was striking out all the time. And I was like, 'This isn't the way Reggie is doing it, so I got to change.'

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joe Teti

Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alexander Pope

In various talk th' instructive hours they past, Who gave the ball, or paid the visit last; One speaks the glory of the British queen, And one describes a charming Indian screen; A third interprets motions, looks, and eyes; At every word a reputation dies.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Vince Mcmahon

I got balls the size of grapefruits!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anson Dorrance

When Mia Hamm touches the ball, you just hold your breath.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Yogi Berra

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Brian Mcknight

Jazz is all about improvisation and it's about the moment in time, doing it this way now, and you'll never do it this way twice. I've studied the masters. Why would I want to play ball after the guys who sit on a bench? I want to play like Michael Jordan.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Thierry Henry

Ledley King would get the ball off you without you even noticing he's the only defender in England who doesn't hold onto you, and he sometimes still gets the ball off my feet easily.

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Scott Adams

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.