Best 125 of Cigarette quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Russell Simmons

An animal products diet is like smoking 20 cigarettes a day.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Karen Chance

When good Americans die, they go to Paris,' the ghost said, after taking a drag on a small cigarette. But you’re not dead. I suppose the question must be, are you good?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Things such as cigarettes give conformity the ability to cause cancer.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dave Barry

Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Claes Oldenburg

I am for an art of things lost or thrown away. . . I am for an art that one smokes like a cigarette. . . I am for an art that flutters like a flag.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cesare Pavese

From someone who doesn't want to share your destiny, you should neither accept a cigarette

By Anonym 13 Sep

Loni Anderson

Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kevin Nealon

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Justin Bieber

None of my friends smoke. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rodney Dangerfield

With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Eminem

If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sienna Miller

I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rebecca Mcnutt

He’s completely blown through his younger years like his childhood was one big cigarette to smoke carelessly.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ann Patchett

Thank God Roxane Coss had not fallen in love with one of the Russians. She doubted they could make it up the stairs without stopping for a cigarette and telling at least one loud story that no one could understand.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Sajal Ahmed

The morning cigarette is like the paradise of heaven. Looks like dragging; I'm sitting in heaven.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Rebecca Mcnutt

She shakily rushed towards the car to find Alecto casually standing beside it, smoking a cigarette and staring fixedly on the radio as it played the song 'Draggin’ the Line' by Tommy James, his expression thoughtful. “What are you thinking about?” Mandy questioned. “Wouldn’t the world be a very loud place to live if we said everything we thought?” Alecto asked quietly.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alan Coren

The word "souvenir" has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless; but even today, ninety per cent of the items covered by the word are forgettable objects in which cigarettes can be left to go stale.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Donald G. Firesmith

I nearly said something, but then thought better of it. It doesn’t pay to publicly point out the failings of the person providing your paycheck.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tig Notaro

When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jeremy Clarkson

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

By Anonym 18 Sep

Eddie Owens

She gave me the dog-eye and moved slightly back. “Are you concerned about your weight, Fat Jimmy?” I took a long drag on my cigarette. “Not at all. My doctor says I’ve got another two stone to go before I’m morbidly obese.” Fat Jimmy from "Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina" due out Jan 2017

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jason Gann

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlotte Eriksson

5.57am and I’m finishing the last poem to the taste of the last cigarette. Smoke in my lungs, poetry on the paper. Inhale, exhale, it doesn’t get much easier.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lauren Weisberger

Smokers always waxed poetic about the ritual of it, how a large part of the satisfaction was packing the box and pulling the foil wrapper and plucking an aromatic stick. They claimed they loved the lighting, the ashing, the feeling of being able to hold something between their fingers. That was all well and good, but there was nothing quite like actually smoking it: Leigh loved inhaling. To pull with your lips on that filter and feel the smoke drift across your tongue, down your throat, and directly into your lungs was to be transported momentarily to nirvana. She remembered- every day- how it felt after the first inhale, just as the nicotine was hitting her bloodstream. A few seconds of both tranquility and alertness, together, in exactly the right amounts. Then the slow exhale- forceful enough so that the smoke didn't merely seep from your mouth but not so energetic that it disrupted the moment- would complete the blissful experience.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Billy Connolly

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sanhita Baruah

I think one can tell a lot about a person from the way he chooses to let the stub of his cigarette burn out...

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ethel Merman

At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sue Townsend

8.45 a.m. My mother is in the hospital grounds smoking a cigarette. She is looking old and haggard. All the debauchery is catching up with her.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kimberly Novosel

I tucked the Camel coupon from his cigarette pack into my pocket. A souvenir of the moment where he said maybe. I would hold on to his maybe for as long as it would take, even forever.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Martin Amis

Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

If I can’t be your love, then let me be a simple brooch so I may rest a while against your chest. If I can’t be your love, then let me be a forgotten coin so I may rest a while against your thigh. If I can’t be your love, then let me be an unlit cigarette so I may rest a while in between your lips. If I can’t be your love, then let me at least remain in these words so I may rest a while in your thoughts.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Francis Lawrence

There were days when Keanu was looking a little green from the amount of cigarettes we were having him smoke.

By Anonym 14 Sep

William Gibson

Some very considerable part of the gestural language of public places that had once belonged to cigarettes now belonged to phones.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Green

But there's so much to do: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Craig Ferguson

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anjelica Huston

About Hollywood. I feel like it’s a big ocean, full of bottom feeders, midlevel fish, the occasional shark, and some wonderful savvy whales, the elders, and the ones who guide you on your way. If you’re lucky enough, you get to be a dolphin and have your waves broken by the passage of these elders before you, but at the same time, you get an occasional shark bite in the tail and maybe one of the bottom feeders comes up and takes a little nibble. But I see myself as cresting a series of waves, dipping down, sometimes, lower than I’d like, but mainly kind of happily staying above. (smiles and takes a long drag of her cigarette) And, of course, I try to avoid the fishnets.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ken Follett

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Leonard Ravenhill

We have too many preacherettes preaching too many sermonettes to too many Christianettes smoking cigarettes.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joe Eszterhas

Bette Davis had a phrase that called it "cigarette smoking acting" .

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jules Laforgue

And to kill time while awaiting death, I smoke slender cigarettes thumbing my nose to the gods.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charles Bukowski

we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gloria Calderon Kellett

You can't even smoke a cigarette on network television anymore. Not that everyone should be smoking cigarettes, but that's how crazy it's gotten. You can't even do things like that that are real-life things.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jane Alison

When you're waiting for a bus, the thing to do is smoke a cigarette.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rebecca Mcnutt

I’ve seen how cigarettes went from being advertised in every type of media to being something found to be deadly… they can’t kill me no matter how many of them I smoke but I’ve seen humans die from smoking them… if I were you I would stop smoking them.” “Why should I? You smoke ‘em all the time, you chain-smoke cigarettes,” Mandy pointed out. “Yeah, I started doing that back in the Sixties… for reasons you likely saw on those VHS tapes… but I’m not a person, I’m Pollution, things like that aren’t dangerous to me but they are to you,” Alecto told her. “It’s not a good idea.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jami Attenberg

You can quit smoking, and never have to have a cigarette again to survive. But with food, it is a daily challenge.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Barbara Warren

Nobody would ever convince me that the bronchitis and pneumonia were caused by cigarettes.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Erich Maria Remarque

Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Loni Anderson

Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Richelle Mead

Besides, when not hard at work with this research, I'm actually conducting a side experiment on how cigarettes and gin increase charisma. As you might guess, the results are looking very promising.