Best 86 of Crap quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tallulah Bankhead

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ashleigh Brilliant

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Simon Jordan

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jon-erik Hexum

Can you believe this crap ?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nick Earls

It’s your crap that’s endearing. It’s the basis of any relationship, way beyond even the choice of who wins on to whom. It’s crap that sustains things. The mutual vulnerability that comes from knowing each other’s crap. How shallow would we be if you only felt things for people on account of their successes? How likely would that be to survive?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Marie Forleo

When you're hungry for success, don't let anyone feed you crap about slowing down.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bonnie Mcfarlane

You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Rich

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michael Jackson

I hate it. I hate taxidermy shops and all that crap.

By Anonym 15 Sep

David Salle

What if everything in a museum is crap? It's entirely possible; it's not the end of the world.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Colleen Boyd

You're one to talk about talking crap, Forester." Dunstan's voice interrupts the memory, and I can't help but feel a little grateful. "Accusing my dad of poisoning the swamp? What a bunch of bull." "It's not bull,"I snarl. "Your dad's dumping trash into the swamp and you know it!" Dunstan finally loses it and stands up. The boat tilts dangerously. Melanie and the twins shriek, grasping the sides like they're glued to them. "You two sit down this minute!" Babette bellows. She's holding onto the motor for dear life. Neither of us listens. "You wanna run that by me again?" Dunstan growls. His fingers curl into fists. "Your. Dad. Is. Poisoning. The. Swamp." I let each word out slowly like Dunstan's a dumb little kid who needs help understanding.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Helen Reddy

I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Evel Knievel

If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Marc Maron

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Potter

All great adventures have moments that are really crap.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tucker Max

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lauren Hutton

A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Johanna Konta

Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don't give a crap how many matches I have won.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Guy Lafleur

The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kami Garcia

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Daly

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rob Long

Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully and patiently at a painting of Jackson Pollock and thought "What a piece of crap?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gary Vaynerchuk

It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aphex Twin

My filing system's really crap because I can never decide whether to sort things by studio, or year, or where I lived.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ruth Wilson

I'm crap at pretending to be something I'm not when I'm in my real life.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Chuck Bridges

Thinking how every day is like tossing an egg. At any moment we may find our selves saying OH CRAP!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Tara Gilesbie

I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed . . . Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mark Frost

Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Phil Plait

The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Theodore Sturgeon

Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Shonda Rhimes

They tell you: Follow your dreams. Listen to your spirit. Change the world. Make your mark. Find your inner voice and make it sing. Embrace failure. Dream. Dream and dream big. As a matter of fact, dream and don’t stop dreaming until your dream comes true. I think that’s crap. I think a lot of people dream. And while they are busy dreaming, the really happy people, the really successful people, the really interesting, powerful, engaged people? Are busy doing.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Shane Mcmahon

You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Siobhan Fahey

I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicholas Stoller

Yes, the fans are going to get their money's worth. It's like...and everything on there is funny. It's not like random crap they put in a movie. I think it's all very funny, so.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ernest Hemingway

In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ed Sabol

You can't soar like an eagle and crap like a canary.

By Anonym 16 Sep

John Green

I wanted us to have an adventure. Because I love that crap. Because I'm not whatever-her-name-is. I don't think it's oh so hard to walk four miles in the snow. I want that. I love that.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Adam Savage

There's few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Colleen Boyd

I mean that after the little accident with your mom, you'd think you'd never come out here again." My heart stops. I'm not exaggerating. I swear, for a pure second, my chest seized and all the blood flowing in my veins pauses. I can't believe he would say something like that. From the look on everyone's faces, they can't believe it either. Aidan's the first to react as he growls, "Shut up! You jerk...how can you say something like that?" Dunstan ignores Aidan's outburst as he keeps his eyes trained on me. His face is indifferent, but I know he's smirking on the inside. Why's he doing this? What does he want me to do? React? I would, if I could get any movement back in my freakin' legs. However, they seem to be paralyzed at the moment. I settle for glaring at him. "Don't tell me you haven't gotten over it. It's been, what? Ten years since?" "He said shut up!" Nadia snarls. She bares her teeth in primal fury and seems almost ready to pounce on him. But if he catches on, Dunstan doesn't show it. "I just think it's amazing you'd still come out here. I know I wouldn't." "Mr. Lebelle, it is in my power to turn this boat around and end this tour early. So I suggest that you stop this conversation at once," Babette threatens him. She doesn't shout, but her iron tone is just as—if not more—frightening as any yelling could be.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jessica Alba

Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you've done or didn't do in your relationship - and it's just all crap, really. Things that are written about it are all crap.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Hughes

I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jamaica Kincaid

If you just sit there, and you're a writer, you're bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And a lot of American writers are professionals.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ruth Wilson

I'm crap at lying. I go bright red.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jeff Corwin

The challenge is that we live in a time where there's a lot of crap on television.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Toba Beta

They sell crap to buy you.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tony Abbott

Climate change is crap.

By Anonym 15 Sep

K-ske Hasegawa

Crap. It's all crap. Living is crap. Life has no meaning. None. Nowhere to be found. Crap. Why doesn't anybody realize this?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tracy Morgan

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Fred W. Friendly

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dean Martin

Motivation is a lotta crap.