Best 120 of Beard quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Victoria Denault

I lean closer to the screen and decide to really push her limits by hitting her with one of those pickup lines she loves to hate. "My beard wants to know if you would like a comfortable place to sit down?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Cyprian

The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard.

By Anonym 15 Sep

J. Robbins

Tim [Omundson] is just so wonderfully delicious. He has the sexiest beard on television. He's such a fabulous actor, and a great character.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anonymous

Alçó la mano, a la barba se tomó: —¡Grado a Christus, que del mundo es señor, cuando veo lo que avía sabor, que lidiaran conmigo en campo mios yernos amos a dos!

By Anonym 15 Sep

John Greenleaf Whittier

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Terry Goodkind

Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Eric Hendrixson

I'm a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies, as usual.

By Anonym 20 Sep

John Banville

Years ago, he shaved off his beard, without telling her, just appeared at the breakfast table one morning with half his face missing, or so it seemed to her in the first, shocked moment of seeing him. If she had met him in the street she would not have recognised him, except for his eyes. How strange he looked, grotesque, almost, with those indecently naked cheeks and the chin flat and square like the blunt edge of a stone axe. It was as if the top part of his head had been taken off and carved and trimmed and jammed down into the scooped-out jaws of a stranger. She almost wept, but he went on eating his toast as if nothing had happened. He had bought a cut-throat razor with an ivory handle, an antique thing from the last century; he showed it to her in its black velvet box lined with scarlet satin. She could not look at it without a shiver. He liked to show off his skill with it, and would leave the bathroom door open so she could admire the deft way he wielded the dangerous, gleaming thing, holding it at an elegant angle between fingertips and thumb, his little finger fastidiously crooked, and sweeping the blade raspingly through the snow-like foam. Harsh light above the bath and the steely shine of the mirror and one dark, humorously cocked eye glancing at her sideways from the glass. Where is it now, she wonders, that razor? In a week or two he got tired of using it and let his beard grow back.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robbie Coltraine

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kesha

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Shahenshah Hafeez Khan

Beards – Saving the husband’s from ill-timed expressions since eternity.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marie De Rabutin-chantal

[After being corrected by a grammarian for using the feminine pronoun instead of the pseudogeneric masculine:] As you please, but for my part, if I were to express myself so, I should fancy I had a beard.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aulus Gellius

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mohsen Makhmalbaf

I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Anonymous

Prísos' a la barba Ruy Díaz, so señor: —¡Grado al rey del cielo, mis fijas vengadas son, agora las ayan quitas heredades de Carrión!

By Anonym 16 Sep

E L Parfitt

I have the most fantastic, stupendous, magnificent idea. Why it’s better than television," he said, standing there in red, tartan pyjamas, his beard in a sleepy tangle. Dunn's Magnificent Idea

By Anonym 14 Sep

George Michael

I was at Live Aid the original, looking like Rolf Harris for some reason. I had a really long beard that day for some reason.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Douglas Coupland

I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Kate Meader

That voice. It couldn’t be. She turned. The Marine. Her brain tried to compute the man before her. The same uncompromising blue-gray eyes, but more distant. The same fit body, but more space filling. The same rugged features, but more bearded. Bearded!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rebecca Mcnutt

Her latest client is Professor Desmond Curnin, a university professor who teaches library sciences to large groups of students. He’s quick to pay on-time, quick to never fall behind. He’s a brown-haired man with an unkempt beard and thick-framed hipster glasses. He slides a leather briefcase stuffed with dollar bills into the open window of Geraldine’s car. “Your fly’s unzipped,” Geraldine points out, disgusted. “Who gave you a license to sell hot dogs, buddy?

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Shakespeare

If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I defied not

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amy Leigh Strickland

...'beard' isn't really a superpower.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dileep Rao

I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ira Glass

I remember when I first got married, there was a certain amount of internet traffic on the subject of, "Who is this beard who is allegedly married to Ira Glass? Obviously, he's gay.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mohsin Hamid

A beard is something that is almost like a mirror to the viewer. When someone sees you wearing a beard, they're seeing something in their own imagination because it's still me whether I'm bearded or not.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Pawan Mishra

A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jack Whitehall

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Matisyahu

Some artists are bound to an image: Bob Marley has dreadlocks, Matisyahu has a beard. But that's a reminder that the whole thing is not about style. It's about music.

By Anonym 15 Sep

George Thorogood

This music has been around since before the beard on Moses. I happed to do it very well and I happen to have a lot of groovy songs that I know people are going to dig. I know more about it than you do.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aesop

If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Patrick Rothfuss

If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Willard Van Orman Quine

Nonbeing must in some sense be, otherwise what is it that there is not? This tangled doctrine might be nicknamed Plato's beard; historically it has proved tough, frequently dulling the edge of Occam's razor.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Juvenal

Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]

By Anonym 15 Sep

Dylan Moran

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paul Mccartney

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Randy Quaid

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

By Anonym 14 Sep

Patrick Rothfuss

Over his own dark Cealdish beard. "Nothing like your marvelous facebear.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Howard Zinn

Charles Beard warned us that governments-inc luding the government of the United States-are not neutral, that they represent the dominant economic interests, and that their Constitutions are intended to serve these interests.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John King

If Richard Branson had worn a pair of steel-rimmed glasses, a double-breasted suit and shaved off his beard, I would have taken him seriously. As it was I couldn't . . .

By Anonym 14 Sep

Alvah Bessie

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Si Robertson

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

By Anonym 14 Sep

Michelangelo

My beard towards heaven, I feel my nape support / The back of my head, I grow the breast of a harpy / And my brush as it drips continually / Upon my face, makes it a gorgeous floor.

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Stroumboulopoulos

If I wasn't in broadcasting I would like to grow a gigantic beard; and I would like to open a motorcycle garage somewhere in the desert in Nevada and I would disappear and work on bikes, make them really fast. I would love to just race motorcycles for a living if I could do it, but I'm just not that good at it so this is what I'm doing.

By Anonym 15 Sep

James Thurber

A soft finger touched his shoulder and he turned to see a little man smiling in the moonlight. He wore an indescribable hat, his eyes were wide and astonished, as if everything were happening for the first time, and he had a dark describable beard.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Georg C. Lichtenberg

It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Max Beesley

When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Anonymous

¡Par aquesta barba que nadi non messó, non la lograrán los ifantes de Carrión, que a mis fijas bien las casaré yo!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Phil Robertson

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Steinbeck

And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing that a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jerry Lawler

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.