Best 120 of Beard quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mehmet Murat Ildan

If lots of men around you are growing a beard just because of political or ideological reasons, you refuse this, and if you have a beard, shave it off! Leave your herd to find yourself! Find your own style, not the style your ideology or your party is dictating on you! Remember, you build a sound character mostly through refusing, through saying no, through staying different!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anonymous

Alçó la mano, a la barba se tomó: —¡Grado a Christus, que del mundo es señor, cuando veo lo que avía sabor, que lidiaran conmigo en campo mios yernos amos a dos!

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Beard

Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.

By Anonym 20 Sep

John Banville

Years ago, he shaved off his beard, without telling her, just appeared at the breakfast table one morning with half his face missing, or so it seemed to her in the first, shocked moment of seeing him. If she had met him in the street she would not have recognised him, except for his eyes. How strange he looked, grotesque, almost, with those indecently naked cheeks and the chin flat and square like the blunt edge of a stone axe. It was as if the top part of his head had been taken off and carved and trimmed and jammed down into the scooped-out jaws of a stranger. She almost wept, but he went on eating his toast as if nothing had happened. He had bought a cut-throat razor with an ivory handle, an antique thing from the last century; he showed it to her in its black velvet box lined with scarlet satin. She could not look at it without a shiver. He liked to show off his skill with it, and would leave the bathroom door open so she could admire the deft way he wielded the dangerous, gleaming thing, holding it at an elegant angle between fingertips and thumb, his little finger fastidiously crooked, and sweeping the blade raspingly through the snow-like foam. Harsh light above the bath and the steely shine of the mirror and one dark, humorously cocked eye glancing at her sideways from the glass. Where is it now, she wonders, that razor? In a week or two he got tired of using it and let his beard grow back.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Calvin Trillin

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Randy Quaid

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amy Leigh Strickland

...'beard' isn't really a superpower.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Victoria Denault

I lean closer to the screen and decide to really push her limits by hitting her with one of those pickup lines she loves to hate. "My beard wants to know if you would like a comfortable place to sit down?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Juvenal

Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]

By Anonym 13 Sep

Johnny Weir

I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that indeed I am a man.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Alvah Bessie

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

By Anonym 16 Sep

E L Parfitt

I have the most fantastic, stupendous, magnificent idea. Why it’s better than television," he said, standing there in red, tartan pyjamas, his beard in a sleepy tangle. Dunn's Magnificent Idea

By Anonym 14 Sep

Philip James Bailey

See the gold sunshine patching, And streaming and streaking across The gray-green oaks; and catching, By its soft brown beard, the moss.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ira Glass

I remember when I first got married, there was a certain amount of internet traffic on the subject of, "Who is this beard who is allegedly married to Ira Glass? Obviously, he's gay.

By Anonym 15 Sep

John Greenleaf Whittier

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Emma Richler

Hell! His beard grows fast as blazes, like a damp wicket in springtime sun, green, and Rachel's skin is so fine, his bristles can score her red the way a new ball marks a bat, English alum on English unbleached willow, finest quality, special selection, Rachel-grade. Zach, my man, you have cricket on the brain! Thomas has asked him to play on Sunday. Bring Rachel, he said. Thomas 'All Souls' Aubry, gentleman, corinthian at heart, and half French yet more English than a true-born.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gerard Way

When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Phil Robertson

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aulus Gellius

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jack Spicer

At least we both know how shitty the world is. You wearing a beard as a mask to disguise it. I wearing my tired smile. I don't see how you do it. One hundred thousand university students marching with you. Toward A necessity which is not love but is a name.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robbie Coltraine

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Harry Neale

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?

By Anonym 17 Sep

Steven Chopade

Now I know the difference between a father's rough beard and a young man's untried bristles.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kesha

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charles Spurgeon

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Kate Meader

That voice. It couldn’t be. She turned. The Marine. Her brain tried to compute the man before her. The same uncompromising blue-gray eyes, but more distant. The same fit body, but more space filling. The same rugged features, but more bearded. Bearded!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brenna Ehrlich

Shirts and jeans litter the asphalt, the empty fabric limbs askew as if they're attempting to escape. Blood smears Sarah's lips as she struggles against the chest of a dirty looking man with a beard. Terror. Terror is the only word my mind can seize on and it forgets what it means. I forget how to think - to move.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Benjamin Franklin

Notwithstanding my experiments with electricity the thunderbolt continues to fall under our noses and beards; and as for the tyrant, there are a million of us still engaged at snatching away his sceptre.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Matisyahu

Some artists are bound to an image: Bob Marley has dreadlocks, Matisyahu has a beard. But that's a reminder that the whole thing is not about style. It's about music.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Anonymous

Prísos' a la barba Ruy Díaz, so señor: —¡Grado al rey del cielo, mis fijas vengadas son, agora las ayan quitas heredades de Carrión!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Todd Grisham

He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Justin Hawkins

Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I don't, and I'm not very good at maintaining it. I've got an agreement with my life coach and guru that I don't touch it from now on.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Derek Landy

I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dileep Rao

I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Louise Rennison

There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Lennon

The establishment will irritate you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight. Because once they've got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non-violence and humor.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robin Thicke

I'm going to go with ZZ Top -- they're my faves . . . because of the whole thing that they do with the guitars and the old Father Time beards.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mort Kondracke

At NIH, what tends to happen is that the proven researchers tend to get the money. New researchers, younger researchers, or people on the cutting edge don't get the money until they have gray beards.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Max Beesley

When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Shakespeare

If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I defied not

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jeff Foxworthy

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rebecca Mcnutt

Her latest client is Professor Desmond Curnin, a university professor who teaches library sciences to large groups of students. He’s quick to pay on-time, quick to never fall behind. He’s a brown-haired man with an unkempt beard and thick-framed hipster glasses. He slides a leather briefcase stuffed with dollar bills into the open window of Geraldine’s car. “Your fly’s unzipped,” Geraldine points out, disgusted. “Who gave you a license to sell hot dogs, buddy?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Anonymous

¡Par aquesta barba que nadi non messó, non la lograrán los ifantes de Carrión, que a mis fijas bien las casaré yo!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Ari Gold

Unless you're in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn't have time for any form of hirsute hipster self expression.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Georg C. Lichtenberg

It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Louise Rennison

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Terry Goodkind

Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nick Offerman

I don't know what it is on an elemental level, but a beard in general evokes hedonism. It's a more lush personal grooming style. It's more comfortable and cozy; it's less sharp and angular and businesslike. I feel like a beard is more Hobbit-like, even though Hobbits themselves are clean-shaven.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Judd Nelson

Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we imagine Santa with all the white hair and beard and "Ho ho ho." Kind of funny.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Terry Pratchett

Someone got killed up here.... It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longer’n the other. And a beard. He was probably a hunter." "How’d you know all that?" "I just trod on ‘im.