Best 1 210 of Mad quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charles Barkley

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked. Good mental machinery ought to break its own wheels and levers, if anything is thrust among them suddenly which tends to stop them or reverse their motion. A weak mind does not accumulate force enough to hurt itself; stupidity often saves a man from going mad.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Alan Moore

On my fortieth birthday, rather than merely bore my friends by having anything as mundane as a midlife crisis I decided it might be more interesting to actually terrify them by going completely mad and declaring myself to be a magician.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kellan Lutz

I'd love to be a mad scientist who plays around with chemistry, and solves all the world's problems and creates a few of them himself.

By Anonym 13 Sep

David Nasaw

Buffett, when he gave away his money, referenced Carnegie. He quoted from Carnegie. When he said, "The man who dies rich dies disgraced," in the 1880s, his fellow millionaires looked on him like he was a lunatic, you know, an idiot, a mad man.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jack Kerouac

Sometimes I’d get mad because things didn’t work out so well, I’d spoil a flapjack, or slip in the snowfield while getting water, or one time my shovel went sailing down into the gorge, and I’d be so mad I’d want to bite the mountaintops and would come in the shack and kick the cupboard and hurt my toe. But let the mind beware, though the flesh be bugged, the circumstances of existence are pretty glorious.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mark Twain

Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ally Carter

Cammie's going to be mad she missed this," Macey said to fill the silence. "Excuse me?" Hale asked. "Nothing." She shook her head. "I just...I have a friend who really likes air vents. And dumbwaiter shafts. And laundry chutes. Of course, the last time I was in a laundry chute, Cammie and I fell about a dozen stories..." "well, that sounds like fun." "it was either that or get kidnapped by terrorists, so I guess we got of easy.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bruce Barnbaum

I think that's necessary in photography. We try to simplify the chaos that's out there - and that's true of the natural world as well as the mad-made world. Clearly, it's easier in the mad-made world because it has already been structured.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Diana Vreeland

Of course I was always mad about the ballet russe, mad about it!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Seneca The Younger

We are mad, not only individually, but nationally. We check manslaughter and isolated murders; but what of war and the much-vaunted crime of slaughtering whole peoples?

By Anonym 14 Sep

David Foster Wallace

Perhaps this is what it means to go mad: to be emptied and to be aware of the emptiness.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lewis Carroll

Alice tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?" "In THAT direction," the Cat said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Hatter: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad." "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tony Benn

When somebody comes up with a progressive idea, to begin with, you're mad, bonkers. Then if you go on, you're dangerous. Then there's a pause. Then you can't find anyone who can say they thought of it in the first place. That's how progress is made. This is why I do believe in the vote. In the end, all these people who've been tempted to the right realise the warning lights in their constituency are brighter than the bright lights from No. 10 offering them things.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Maeve Binchy

I was the big, bossy older sister, full of enthusiasms, mad fantasies, desperate urges to be famous, and anxious to be a saint - a settled sort of saint, not one who might have to suffer or die for her faith.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marcel Proust

As soon as he ceased to be mad he became merely stupid. There are maladies we must not seek to cure because they alone protect us from others that are more serious.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Siegfried Sassoon

And it's been proved that soldiers don't go mad Unless they lose control of ugly thoughts That drive them out to jabber among the trees.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlize Theron

I am going home and I think in a week or so, hopefully, I'll be done with all the press stuff, and then I can kind of into my cave and start preparing for "Mad Max.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Vincent Van Gogh

The cure for him would be to take a good long look at some potato plants, which have lately had such a deep and distinctive colour and tone, instead of driving himself mad looking at pieces of yellow satin and gold leather.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Adriane Leigh

You’re cute when you're mad." He caressed my bottom lip with the pad of his thumb. I huffed in exasperation.  "Is that why you make me mad all the time?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Dan O'brien

You have to be able to be a good loser. You have to be okay knowing you're going to fail every day in something without getting mad and upset.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Agatha Christie

Sometimes I feel sure he is as mad as a hatter and then, just as he is at his maddest, I find there is a method in his madness.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Yun Kouga

Please, please. Don't cry like that. I'm going to go mad. I don't want to see you again. I need to see you again... I'm sick of it. Because as soon as we have to say goodbye... I want to die. (Ritsuka)

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charles Bukowski

It is possible to be truly mad and to still exist upon scraps of life.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sue Townsend

It's no surprise to me that intellectuals commit suicide, go mad or die from drink. We feel things more than other people. We know the world is rotten and that chins are ruined by spots.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mikhail Bulgakov

I had the pleasure of meeting that young man at the Patriarch's Ponds. He almost drove me mad myself, proving to me that I don't exist. But you do believe that it is really I?

By Anonym 17 Sep

Despair Inc.

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Marilyn Manson

Sell your soul to yourself. You'll make more money.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bob Lefsetz

Keep making music.. Keep improving your music.. If there's no viral action on your music, you're just not good enough. Don't get mad at the audience, get mad at yourself. Either give up or get better.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nikolai Gogol

Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and other dainties; bring us a whole sheep, serve a goat and forty-year old mead! And plenty of vodka, not vodka with all sorts of fancies, not with raisins and flavorings, but pure foaming vodka, that hisses and bubbles like mad.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Frederick Douglass

Oppression makes a wise man mad.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Emma Donoghue

I remember manners, that's when people are scared to make other persons mad.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Maureen Johnson

I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Baltasar Gracian

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charles Kelley

I love whiskey, and I'm a big fan of 'Mad Men,' so anything that Don Draper does, I like to do. But I want Don Draper to get back to where he was in the first season. I like him married and gallivanting around.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Paul Hoffman

Do you have any idea how mad you sound?’ ‘Indeed I do. I have in moments of doubt considered the question of my sanity.’ (...) ‘And?’ ‘Then I consider what a piece of work is man. How defective in reason, how mean his facilities, how ugly in form and movement, in action how like a devil, in apprehension how like a cow. The beauty of the world? The paragon of animals? To me the quintessence of dust.

By Anonym 19 Sep

David Almond

Weird how I can feel so frail and tiny sometimes, and other times so brave and bold and reckless and free, and . . . Does everybody feel the same? When people get grown-up, do they always feel grown-up and sensible and sorted out and . . . And do I want to feel grown-up? Do I want to stop feeling . . . paradoxical, nonsensical? Do I want to stop being crackers? Do I want to be destrangified? O yes, sometimes I want nothing more - but it only lasts a moment, then O I want to be the strangest and crakerest of everybody.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Lewis Carroll

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. [...] You must be, or you wouldn't be here.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Eve Ensler

An activist is someone who cannot help but fight for something. That person is not usually motivated by a need for power or money or fame, but in fact is driven slightly mad by some injustice, some cruelty, some unfairness, so much so that he or she is compelled by some internal moral engine to act to make it better.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Claude Monet

Every day I discover more and more beautiful things. It’s enough to drive one mad. I have such a desire to do everything, my head is bursting with it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Noel Fielding

People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume you’re on drugs or mad, rather than free.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Norman Schwarzkopf

Choose to win Get mad, then get over it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robin Hobb

Men of passion and vision are often seen as mad.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Louise Rennison

...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down at Jas and said, "Ooer." Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Vaslav Nijinsky

People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Juan Ruiz De Alarcon

The madman who knows that he is mad is close to sanity.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pierre Bayle

One must be stark mad, to believe that mankind can subsist without magistrates.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chad Michael Murray

I just want to be healthy and happy. I don't want to hurt anybody or make them mad. If that's a philosophy then that's my philosophy.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Matt Drudge

I live in a world that's free, colorful, vibrant, takes chances, bold, stands up to power, umm, and that's where I've mad my success.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Deborah Moggach

I'm mad about gardening. I have an allotment on the other side of Hampstead Heath, and I keep three hens in my garden.