Best 1 210 of Mad quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Juan Ruiz De Alarcon

The madman who knows that he is mad is close to sanity.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Joanne Lipman

They misunderstand us, they unwittingly belittle us, they do something that they think is nice that instead just makes us mad. And those are the good ones.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Frank Iero

I also remember the second band I was in ever. We were called Hybrid. We got a show at this local street fair, and we were playing on the back of a flatbed truck. There was an ad in the paper, and it said that 'Hybird' is playing. I was so mad.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rose Tremain

And she did not want him to think her quite mad, only a little unique, only containing within her just that measure of the unexpected sufficient to make her irreplaceable.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Reese Witherspoon

I always let my husband read the script so he knows what's about to happen to his wife. When I played Cheryl Strayed in Wild, I'd get really mad about certain things, I'd say really profound things, and I'd curse out of nowhere. He'd say, "Are you you, or are you Cheryl?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Craig Ferguson

So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they won't get mad about it, it just means they don't know about it. Because it takes a while for bad news to reach a rich person. First their accountant has to tell the butler, who has to tell the servant, who wouldn't dare interrupt their game of croquet.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jeremy Robert Johnson

With this blistering salvo of poetic gutshots Lawson has proven himself Bizarro’s true bard, its mad laureate. Switching from dark whimsy to retina-blast shock to political outrage without missing a beat, The Troublesome Amputee is a powerful collection of pitch-black verse.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Zach Galifianakis

You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Lev Shestov

They certified that I was sane; but I know that I am mad." This confession gives us the key to what is most important and significant in Tolstoy's hidden life.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Judd Apatow

No matter how much you love someone, on a bad day, you could say something terrible. All of the little things that you are saving to say, that you're mad about but never express, sometimes come out, all at once. We all have these terrible moments. That's just part of being human.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Joseph Stefano

We all go a little mad sometimes.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Harper Lee

Whatever she says to you, it’s your job not to let her make you mad.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charles De Lint

I think you're all mad. But that's part and parcel of being an artistic genius, isn't it?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Roni Batti Kajou

Don't fucking quote me!

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Santayana

Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Hanif Kureishi

The mad were put in asylums, but the sane are worse off in their offices.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Shakespeare

I am not mad; I would to heaven I were! For then, 'tis like I should forget myself; O, if I could, what grief should I forget!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Laurence Freeman

A culture that does not teach prayer soon runs mad with desire.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Matthew Reilly

I have both held and beheld unlimited power and of it I know but one thing. It drives men mad.' - Alexander the Great

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jessie Ware

If I make a song where I'm happy, I sound completely mad - I think my voice is better-suited for sadder songs.

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Eliot

Every man who is not a monster, a mathematician, or a mad philosopher, is the slave of some woman or other.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Donald Barthelme

He is mad about being small when you were big, but no, that's not it, he is mad about being helpless when you were powerful, but no, not that either, he is mad about being contingent when you were necessary, not quite it... he is insane because when he loved you, you didn't notice.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Garry Shandling

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mahalia Jackson

The old Devil gets mad when you're trying to do good. Pray that God will move the stumbling blocks.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Becca Fitzpatrick

I saw you, and I wanted to be close to you. I wanted you to let me in. I wanted to know you in a way no one else did. I wanted you, all of you. That wanting nearly drove me mad.” Patch paused, inhaling softly, as though breathing me in. “And now that I have you, the only thing that terrifies me is having to go back to that place. Having to want you all over again, with no hope of my desire ever being fulfilled. You’re mine, Angel. Every last piece of you. I won’t let anything change that.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Asahel Nettleton

That holy, humble, meek, modest, retiring Form, sometimes called the Spirit of Prayer, has been dragged from the closet, and so rudely handled by some of her professed friends, that she has not only lost all her wonted loveliness, but is now stalking the street, in some places, stark mad.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Aimee Mullins

When I watch Mad Men and I see the patronising attitudes to women that are so shocking for all of us to watch now, I feel that I've lived and see the same evolution in this regard around disability.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Steven Wright

I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Nia Long

It's hard to judge yourself. Each Essence cover represents a different special moment in my life. One is about keeping it sexy in my 40s, so I'm not mad about that either.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Simon Heffer

Those Victorians: endlessly fascinating, broad in their learning, heroic in their achievements, in parts completely mad.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Brian Blessed

The greatest danger in life is not taking chances. There are so many negative people wanting to grind you down, but you can't let them. If people say you are mad, you know you're on the right track.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Alejandro Jodorowsky

People say I am mad. I am not mad. I am trying to heal my soul.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charles Mackay

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Antisthenes

We must not contradict, but instruct him that contradicts us; for a madman is not cured by another running mad also.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Gerald Durrell

There is a pleasure sure In being mad, which none but madmen know. Dryden, The Spanish Friar II, i

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alison Lundergan Grimes

If Mitch McConnell were a TV show, he would be ‘Mad Men,’ treating women unfairly, stuck in 1968 and ending this season.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Benedict Cumberbatch

If you have an over-preoccupation with perception and trying to please people's expectations, then you can go mad.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Claude Monet

Every day I discover more and more beautiful things. It’s enough to drive one mad. I have such a desire to do everything, my head is bursting with it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Matt Smith

Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me 'cause it's important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robert Browning

It was roses, roses, all the way, With myrtle mixed in my path like mad.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Anthony Burgess

Sanity is a handicap and liability if you're living in a mad world.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Amanda Hocking

If Peter Pan had been real, he would've gone mad and killed everyone in Neverland.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Percy Bysshe Shelley

When merciless ambition, or mad zeal, has led two hosts of dupes to battlefield, That, blind, they there may dig each other's graves, And call the sad work glory.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Patrick Rothfuss

This is the nature of love." Vashet said. "To attempt to describe it will drive a woman mad. This is what keeps poets scribbling endlessly away. If one could pin it to paper all complete, the others would lay down their pens. But it cannot be done.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lian Hearn

It's what you do to yourself when you go mad with rage. You have no idea how much you can hurt yourself with your own strength.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is a sign of arrogance to be mad at someone for not acting as per your advice, especially if it was unsolicited.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Leo Tolstoy

Am I mad, to see what others do not see, or are they mad who are responsible for all that I am seeing?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anthony Storr

When a man suffers from delusions he is described as mad but when a million do so they belong to a world religion

By Anonym 13 Sep

Samuel R. Delany

How we treat our invalids - our mad, our physically or mentally compromised family members - does tell you something about who we are politically, historically, culturally.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

My love, you are driving the entire world mad. The nightingales are committing suicide one by one out of jealousy of your voice. The roses took one glance at your beauty and folded themselves from shame. The trees now only whisper your name and the sky hasn’t stopped crying since you looked up. Have pity on us, my love. We have already broken all the mirrors and glass out of fear that you will forget us and fall in love with yourself once you see what we all cannot stop seeing.