Best 797 of Drunk quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ronald Reagan

It's not fair to say that Congress spends money like a drunk sailor. At least the sailor is spending his own money!

By Anonym 17 Sep

Bella Bancroft

Ok.. So are you goin’a let him bluetube your tweeter?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Benante

Every time we have been drunk on Jager it's been - either we didn't remember or it's been insane.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Magee

I have memories from my time in high altitude astronomy of being euphoric and giddy after discharging large amounts of industrial gas into the indoor environment. The effects would last hours and resembled being drunk and intoxicated.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Richard Patrick

I think that part of my success was the fact that I would literally threaten your life if you got in-between me and what I wanted to do with my music. I was so drunk and in-your-face and so ADHD and so unhinged that I kind of got what I wanted.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ed Sheeran

I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that, it was me.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Antoine De Saint-exupery

You do not explain the tree by telling of the water it has drunk, the minerals it has absorbed, and the sunlight that strengthened it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sally Courtnix

Berg, while the go-to guy for decisions for past campaigns, engaged in frequent and successful battles against sobriety.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Holbrook Jackson

A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for further imbibement.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Ramirez

I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jimmy Fallon

This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don't get too excited. It's mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elton John

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Ramirez

It’s not about winning, it’s about doing what’s right. And yes, we will do what’s right.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Raymond Chandler

Mr Cobb was my escort. Such a nice escort, Mr Cobb. So attentive. You should see him sober. I should see him sober. Somebody should see him sober. I mean, just for the record. So it could become a part of history, that brief flashing moment, soon buried in time, but never forgotten - when Larry Cobb was sober.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alice Thomas Ellis

There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Andre Benjamin

As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Stephen Marlowe

I made a considerable dent in the bourbon reserves of three bars. Maybe I couldn’t quite walk a straight line after that, but I was still thinking up a storm and getting nowhere. I switched to Calvert’s the way the ads tell you, with no better results. I thought maybe if I got in touch with Doc Kincaid and asked him for a list of people who had answered his questions I’d be able to find out if the killer had broken his code. It seemed like a fine idea, but I wasn’t buying any of that, either. It was the professional way to go about things and it might bring results in a month or two or twenty, but I didn’t have the time. I’d drink myself into an alcoholic ward long before that. But Tad Barrett might like the idea and might be able to do more about it with a whole staff of trained operatives. Jason Chase, you are a genius. You must drink to this brilliant idea. You must. You will. But the barman shook his head. “What do you mean, I’ve had enough?” “I mean, I don’t think you ought to take another. Not here.” “That’s ridiculous, my good sir.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michelle Alexander

Drunk driving contains a far greater risk of violent death than the use or sale of illegal drugs, the societal response to drunk drivers has generally emphasized keeping the person functional and in society, while attempting to respond to the dangerous behavior through treatment and counseling.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Lee Hooker

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Theodore L. Cuyler

Faith is trusting Jesus to lead us and going where He leads. What avails it to me to analyze Saratoga water, and to believe in its virtues? I must drink the water if I want its purifying power. And the soul that has not actually drunk of Christ can never be purged from sin.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chester Bennington

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Elizabeth Reyes

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Riley Redgate

It's sad, the thought that everyone I know is so repressed, they have to get, like, oh my God, totally wasted to have an excuse to act the way they want to act.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aziz Ansari

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Roger Ebert

Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Glen Duncan

Life, like the boring drunk at the office party, keeps seeking you out, leaning on you, killing you with pointless yarns and laughing bad-breathed in your face at its own unfunny jokes.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ella Frank

Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate’s hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, “How full was that?” Tate lifted the quarter-empty bottle and shrugged. “Unopened. Why?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lord Byron

Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication: Glory, the grape, love, gold, in these are sunk The hopes of all men, and of every nation; Without their sap, how branchless were the trunk Of life's strange tree, so fruitful on occasion: But to return--Get very drunk; and when You wake with head-ache, you shall see what then.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jarvis Cocker

Tabloids invoke freedom of speech, but they're not interested in that, they're just interested in who's shagging whom, who's got drunk. And if you take that pretend, faux moral standpoint, you end up with people in public life being completely boring. Like they've had their genitals removed.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Greg Fitzsimmons

When you're not 21, it's great to drink because you're not allowed to. You're a rebel: you gotta get a fake I.D., you gotta find a place to drink it, you gotta sneak in drunk. And if you get away with all that, you're laying in bed, your heart's pounding, you got vomit on your chin. You're like, 'I'm a rebel!' And you are. You're cool.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brooke Bida

I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Chavela Vargas

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dan Buettner

Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave

By Anonym 13 Sep

Stephenie Meyer

“Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk,” he quoted with a chuckle. I could smell the unbearably sweet fragrance coming off his chest. “Drunk?” I objected. “You're intoxicated by my very presence.” He was grinning that playful smirk again.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Thomas Pynchon

So they begin: these vigils. Having put up their token resistance, Clyde and Johnny straddled chairs to either side of Pappy and settled down to drinking as much as Pappy but staying soberer.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lisa Bedrick

Some people don’t care about Christianity at all unless it can make them drunk or high “in the spirit.” They use and abuse God and Christianity just like they would use any other substance in their life. They search for the experiences, but not God.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Beckett

I'd say Ernest Hemingway would be a blast to get drunk with.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Ramirez

I’m not a bad person.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Ramirez

Drive. He’s already dead.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Franklin Pierce

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Green Ingersoll

Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination

By Anonym 14 Sep

Henry David Thoreau

One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Holly Bourne

Another round later and I was undeniably drunk. I could feel my head swimming and was yelling "INK INK THAT'S THE NOISE A SQUID MAKES", while laughing hysterically at myself.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Dave Matthes

An empty bottle of Jack is almost just as beautiful as a new and unopened bottle...in the same sense as looking down at muddied feet, and looking back the way you came. The journey you've taken to get to this point, the experiences and sights and music listened to, the shit scrolled down on paper. An empty bottle may hold more promise than a full one in that regard...

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow

No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where...I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, oh, you're really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Ramirez

For an instant I saw before me the young girl this used to be.

By Anonym 14 Sep

George Gobel

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Simonne Jacquemard

When all is complete deep in the teapot, when tea, mint, and sugar have completely diffused throughout the water, coloring and saturating it...then a glass will be filled and poured back into the mixture, blending it further. The comes waiting. Motionless waiting. Finally, from high up, like some green cataract whose sight and sound mesmerize, the tea will once again cascade into a glass. Now it can be drunk, dreamily, forehead bowed, fingers held wide away from the scalding glass.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bette Midler

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jonathan Swift

This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk.