Best 797 of Drunk quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mikhail Lermontov

Anyone who has chanced like me to roam through desolate mountains and studied at length their fantastic shapes and drunk the invigorating air of their valleys can understand why I wish to describe and depict these magic scenes for others.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Ramirez

I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Edgar Wilson Nye

The earth is convulsed with a universal sob, and the roads are muddy with tears. But I do not call to mind a more touching picture of unavailing misery and ruin, and hopeless chaos, than the plug hat that has endeavored to keep sober and maintain self-respect while its owner was drunk.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ralph Waldo Emerson

It happens to us once or twice in a lifetime to be drunk with some book which probably has some extraordinary relative power to intoxicate us and none other; and having exhausted that cup of enchantment we go groping in libraries all our years afterwards in the hope of being in Paradise again.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Emily Blunt

It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Luke Bryan

I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jessica Park

I'm done peeing now." "Thank you for letting me know.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Matthew Mcconaughey

A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richard Thaler

When should we nudge and when should we shove, I think, it's a political judgment. Obviously in some situations we need shoves, we need laws. Fraud is against the law, murder is against the law, drunk-driving is against the law. We don't need just nudges.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Missy Elliot

Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa Don't I look like a HalleBerry posta?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charles Bukowski

Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alonzo King

Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Simon Mashalla

If you get drunk today ask yourself why you never got drunk yesterday, and if you got drunk yesterday ask yourself today why you got drunk yesterday. Drunkenness is bad when it affects someone’s life in a bad way.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ivy Compton-burnett

It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Edward Abbey

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

By Anonym 16 Sep

R. K. Narayan

I came in several times and spoke, but perhaps you were asleep when I thought you were awake.' 'You are very considerate to explain it this way,' Sugreeva said, 'but I was drunk

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jacqueline Du Pre

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gillian Flynn

And sometimes drunk women aren't raped; they just make stupid choices--and to say we deserve special treatment when we're drunk because we're women, to say we need to be looked after, I find offensive.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jane Urquhart

Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up your body.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ava Gardner

I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes and Frank Sinatra, and from Artie Shaw's verbal abuse. But George [C. Scott] was a different category of animal when he got drunk. He'd break into my hotel room, which he did in Italy, London and at the Beverly Hills Hotel, attack me to where I was frightened for my life, and scream, 'Why won't you marry me?' Well, I would never marry a man who couldn't control his liquor. Me, I'm a happy drunk. I laugh, I dance. I certainly don't break bottles and threaten to kill.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Liana Liu

Then all at once I'm crushed by sadness. Because I realised none of this is actually me or permanent or real. I don't belong here; I can't belong. It was only the alcohol that made me believe - for a brief moment - that I could.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Khushwant Singh

I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Doug Stanhope

If I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women, that your children are at risk of riding that freight train straight into hell or an opium den. Then I'd parlay that fear into a chain of overpriced "rehab" centers that can cure them and shake Satan from their souls. But I am not that ambitious. I am a drunk.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Noel Gallagher

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rajneesh

To be alone and to be drunk with your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. Be in the world, but don't be of it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Fred Ward

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Susan Rice

I don't get drunk, I get a little happy on rare occasion, and I'm probably dancing if I'm that happy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ayelet Waldman

What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're drunk they will be grounded for time immemorial.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Filippo Bologna

He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ken Kesey

We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to get the feel of the day, swimming in that kind of tasty drowsiness that comes over you after a day of going hard at something you enjoy doing -- half sunburned and half drunk and keeping awake only because you wanted to savor the taste as long as you could.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Cesar Chavez

Today, the growers are like a punch-drunk old boxer who doesn't know he's past his prime. The times are changing. The political and social environment has changed. The chickens are coming home to roost - and the time to account for past sins is approaching.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Wiz Khalifa

Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts

By Anonym 15 Sep

Terry Venables

The spirit he has shown has been second to none.  (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge)

By Anonym 14 Sep

Agatha Christie

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sigrid Undset

I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Carl Jung

We do not know whether Hitler is going to found a new Islam. He is already on the way; he is like Mohammad. The emotion in Germany is Islamic; warlike and Islamic. They are all drunk with wild god. That can be the historic future.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Terry Pratchett

Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jimmy Page

I'm still terrified of flying. I really have to get drunk to fly. I've found that I've developed fears I never had before... fears of heights, claustrophobia... only in cities, though, never in the country.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Russell Brand

It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick and powerless. It is difficult to suffer the selfishness of a drug addict who will lie to you and steal from you and forgive them and offer them help. Can there be any other disease that renders its victims so unappealing?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Neil Gaiman

I'll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Anthony Langston

I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Felix Magath

I have no rules on drinking. In your young days, you can play strong even if you are not healthy. If they want to get drunk and smoke, they can, but not immediately after a match when the body is weak and vulnerable.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jeff Dunham

[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mary Hunter Austin

Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally, just as, incredibly, there are people who enjoy getting drunk.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Irvine Welsh

He really is a cunt ay the first order. Nae about that. The big problem is, he's a mate na aw. Whit kin ye dae?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Kelsey Brickl

Thus, in the boy’s mind, drink and destruction braided together. Intoxication, he concluded, was a swift and effective catalyst for havoc.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Anna Gavalda

She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. "Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't do anything," he murmered. As she had her back to him, he placed his nose on her neck and slid his arm underneath her to be as close to her as possible. Short strands of her hair tickled his nostrils. "Camille?" Was she asleep? Was she pretending? No answer either way. "I like being with you." A little smile. Was she dreaming? Was she asleep? Who knows.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jay Leno

The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House said, 'no no,' that they have payroll records to show that he served in the National Guard. But today, the commanding officers can't remember seeing Bush between May and October of '72. President Bush said, 'Remember me? I'm the drunk guy. Remember me?'

By Anonym 13 Sep

Don Winslow

Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population that is addicted to certain substances.