Best 797 of Drunk quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 17 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

One sip of this wine and you will go mad with drunkenness. You will drop your masks and tear your clothes — destroying everything that separates you from the Lover. Once you taste the fruit of this vine, you will be kicked out of the city of yourself. You will forget the world. You will forget yourself. I tell you: you will become a madman who wanders the streets looking for the Lover once you drink this Wine of Love.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brendan Behan

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some of our endeavours to eliminate or forget our problems invite more problems.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Steven Ramirez

Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Demetri Martin

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Taylor Swift

I don’t drink to get drunk. That’s just not cute.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Stephen King

My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until midnight I was drunk out of my mind. So she says there was this period of about three hours when she could talk to me like a rational human being.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bill Cosby

I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Doug Stanhope

Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Steve Martin

I would like a wine. The purpose of the wine is to get me drunk. A bad wine will get me as drunk as a good wine. I would like the good wine. And since the result is the same no matter which wine I drink, I'd like to pay the bad wine price.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ayn Rand

The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Robert David Steele

The typical computer network isn't like a house with windows, doors, and locks. It's more like a gauze tent encircled by a band of drunk teenagers with lit matches.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mick Jagger

People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

I have become intoxicated again. You are such a potent wine, my friend. To escape your withdrawal effects, tomorrow I will drink in excess. Alas, why make me love? I was aware, conscious, and sensible before. I am ill by cause of this illusion. The devil plays tricks on me more and more. I was a harp you immaculately plucked at will. Your score, the nightingale song within notes composed to imprison and bear me wings. Oh, if only they could hear how it sings! I am now beyond parched. My strings left untouched. You are no longer an oasis, my friend, but a mirage soon coming to an end.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Winston Churchill

"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Leonard Cohen

Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Hippocrates

About medications that are drunk or applied to wounds it is worth learning from everyone; for people do not discover these by reasoning but by chance, and experts not more than laymen.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Janusz Korczak

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful wings.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Julie Gregory

Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Elizabeth Reyes

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ernest Hemingway

How would that premise stand up if he examined it? That was probably why the Communists were always cracking down on Bohemiansism. When you were drunk or when you committed adultery you recognised your own personal fallability of that so mutable substitute for the apostles' creed, the party line. Down with Bohemianism, the sin of Majakowski.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tucker Max

We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Millard Sheets

Painting expresses the depth and insight, the spiritual quality of the artist. If art is about life, then, while the depth to which the artist has drunk from the well of life may not guarantee success, it must surely improve the quality of his/her work.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jahan Khatun

I am still drunk that you were here, and you were mine. And once again I stretch my hand out for that wine; As your drunk eyes could not bestir themselves, I too Can’t move; as you love wine, I love the wine that’s you;

By Anonym 20 Sep

Dave Matthes

When it happens and it hits hard, we decide certain things, and realize there's truth in all those dark, lonely days" He had an instantaneous look about him, a glimmer and a glint over those eyes, he knew how the world worked, and took pleasure in its wickedness. He would give a dime or two to those sitting on the street, he would tell them things like: "It won't get any better," and "Might as well use this to buy your next fix," and finally "It's better to die high than to live sober," His suit was pressed nicely, with care and respect, like the kind a corpse wears, he'd say that was his way of honoring the dead, of always being ready for the oncoming train, I liked him, he never wore a fake smile and he was always ready to tell a story about how and when "We all wake up alone," he said once, "Oftentimes even when sleeping next to someone, we wake up before them and they are still asleep and suddenly we are awake, and alone." I didn't see him for a few days, a few days later it felt like it'd been weeks, those weeks drifted apart from one another, like leaves on a pond's surface, and became like months. And then I saw him and I asked him where he'd been, he said, "I woke up alone one day, just like any other, and I decided I didn't like it anymore.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Guy Gavriel Kay

Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the illusion of changing the world.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Asmaa Ed-dahri

Drunk words are sober thoughts

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dorothy Parker

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Christopher Titus

Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture. Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn't a lecture; it was helpful tips from the master.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jay Mohr

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Felix Gonzalez-torres

Something I tell my students is to read once; then if you still have problems with it, read it a second time. If you still have problems, get drunk and read it a third time... and you might get something out of it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ricki-lee Coulter

You never see Beyonce stumbling out of a club drunk and on drugs without underwear on - nor do you see Justin Timberlake pashing 5 chicks in a club. You never hear them slagging anyone in the media...They are composed and somewhat mysterious and that fascinates me!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tracey Emin

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Magee

I have memories from my time in high altitude astronomy of being euphoric and giddy after discharging large amounts of industrial gas into the indoor environment. The effects would last hours and resembled being drunk and intoxicated.

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Best

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sammy Davis

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bobby Moynihan

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Peg Bracken

travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake drunk. In fact, the more a bore travels, the worse he gets. The only advantage in it for his friends and family is that he isn't home as much.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dan Simmons

Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sherman Alexie

In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rufus Wainwright

All these poses of classical torture ruined my mind like a snake in the orchard. I did go from wanting to be someone, now I'm drunk and wearing flip-flops on Fifth Avenue.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Igor Stravinsky

I never am sea sick, never. I am sea drunk!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

Having drunk the dregs of Your Love, I am intoxicated beyond recognition. Now, I only pray for the nearness of You so I may advance in my annihilation.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Kristen Proby

Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms. “Who you got?” I ask. “You, drunk girl. Come on.” He turns to lead me toward the exit, and I start to follow him, but for some reason my feet don’t work very well. “Um, Will?” “Yeah?” “I lost my feet.” “What?” he laughs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “I can’t find my feet.” Why is everyone laughing at me? This is serious!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Willa Cather

Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Ramirez

I was a spectator who had gotten free admission to a freak show.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Did you beat me with a hammer while I was sleeping?" "No," "Then why do I feel like this?" She still hadn't moved from her spot on the floor. "Apparently you can't hold your Sprite, buddy.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Ramirez

I heard them tearing at it. It was the sound of mortality.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Jenny Han

Reevie . . . I feel wasted.” Her head sways from side to side, her hair hanging in her face. “Will you please take me home?” I peer at her. She’s had, like, two beers. I’ve seen her finish a six-pack in under an hour and not get tipsy.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Steven Ramirez

This place is Hell’s waiting room.