Best 2 831 of Husband quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jack Nicholson

When it's over for a woman, it's over. You're not getting an appeal.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jerome K. Jerome

It is very strange, this domination of our intellect by our digestive organs. We cannot work, we cannot think, unless our stomach wills so. It dictates to us our emotions, our passions.... We are but the veriest, sorriest slaves of our stomach. Reach not after morality and righteousness, my friends; watch vigilantly your stomach, and diet it with care and judgment. Then virtue and contentment will come and reign within your heart, unsought by any effort of your own; and you will be a good citizen, a loving husband, and a tender father—a noble, pious man.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mary Astell

But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Christopher Ryan

Could it be that the atomic isolation of the husband and wife nucleus with an orbiting child or two is in fact a culturally imposed aberration for our species? As ill-suited to our evolved tendencies as corsets, chastity belts, and suits of armor? ...a distorted and distorting family structure inappropriate for our species?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Niecy Nash

I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pope Leo Xiii

Not only, in strict truth, was marriage instituted for the propagation of the human race, but also that the lives of husbands and wives might be made better and happier. This comes about in many ways: by their lightening each other's burdens through mutual help; by constant and faithful love; by having all their possessions in common; and by the heavenly grace which flows from the sacrament.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Buddhadeva Bose

No, this is my revenge. I am giving you just what you want, I'm releasing you. And yet I''m really not. I'll inflict torments on you, subtle torments, day after day, year after year- that's why you're necessary to me.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Wilhelm Von Humboldt

Wherever the citizen becomes indifferent to his fellows, so will the husband be to his wife, and the father of a family toward the members of his household.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Christa Mcauliffe

Sometimes when things get kind of frantic, it helps to call my husband Steve, because I think he's got a real good sense of where everything's gonna be in a few years.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Pamela Love

I consider taking a road trip with my husband to be the epitome of happiness. It's been so hectic lately that it's been hard to plan one, but we always drive to North Carolina, where he's from, for Christmas. We'll be doing that again soon.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Arabella Weir

I dont understand boys - just ask my husband.

By Anonym 15 Sep

George Foreman

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brandi Salazar

Terri had already gotten her panties into a bunch just from one little phone call, so he knew coming at her too much too fast would be more trouble than it was worth. He couldn’t exactly beat her into submission, not right away anyway. Although he did enjoy seeing her get all riled up. Nothing tugged at a man’s heartstrings like a pair of mascara smeared eyes. Randy from Spring Cleaning-- Coming Summer 2012

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rita Rudner

I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Fanny Kemble

[When her husband said her earnings as a married woman belonged to him:] I cannot persuade myself that that which I invent - create, in fact - can belong to anyone but myself! I wish that women could be dealt with, not mercifully, not compassionately, nor affectionately, but justly; it would be so much better - for the men.

By Anonym 14 Sep

William Shakespeare

The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

A soulmate is a direct pathway to God.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sigourney Weaver

My husband is from Hawaii and his father who was also born in Hawaii was a teenager when Pearl Harbor happened, right before church and he ran up and got on the roof of his grandfather's house and watched the planes go over.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lana Turner

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Shazia Mirza

I'm a Muslim and I'm really looking forward to my wedding day. I can't wait to meet my husband.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Milla Jovovich

My husband is like, "Oh, thank God we didn't have a boy, because there's this train set that I've always wanted, and these Star Wars spaceships . . ." They say, "Don't spoil your kids," but it's one thing spoiling your kids, it's another thing spoiling yourself.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mara Liasson

The Democrats pulled out one of their most powerful surrogates - and no, it wasn't President [Barack] Obama. Beyoncé showed up at a GOTV rally in Cleveland, joining her husband, Jay Z, and Hillary Clinton.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Frida Giannini

I wake up in the night screaming sometimes when I've had a fight with my husband, more than with the company. I still sleep very well. I take it day by day. I am a very pragmatic person. That's how I survive.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Stan Freberg

All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sarah Rafferty

My husband is from Finland, so every so often I'll throw a Scandinavian-themed party.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Agatha Christie

all women, without in the least meaning it, consider every man they meet as a possible husband for themselves or for their best friend.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Claire Messud

The professor husband of a friend of mine has likened children to the insane. I often think of it. He says that children live on the edge of madness, that their behavior, apparently unmotivated, shares the same dream logic as crazy people's. I see what he means, and because I've learned to be patient with children, to tease out the logic that's always somewhere there, and irrefutable once explained.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rajneesh

First the husband tried to make the wife his possession, and once she is a possession he loses interest. There is some hidden logic in it: his whole interet was to possess; now that is finished, and he would like to try some other woman so he can again go on another trip of possesion.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Judith Martin

She only maintains that it is possible, under some circumstances, for a lady to murder her husband; but that a woman who wears ankle-strap shoes and smokes on the street corner, though she may be a joy to all who know her and have devoted her life to charity, could never qualify as a lady.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jennifer Lopez

I remember listening to an interview with Beyonce and she talked about how she and her husband, Jay-Z, have always made it a point to have the conversation about them be about their music, not about their business, not about their personal business.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jane Green

Bad things always happen in three.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Zadie Smith

I do my best work under pressure, so I’ll nick an artery, and my husband isn’t allowed to stanch the bleeding till I’ve banged out a chapter.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Gloria Steinem

I don't remember being thought of as good-looking until I became a feminist. It's more of a comment on people's expectations than of what a feminist would look like. They assumed that if you could get a man, you wouldn't want anything else - what else could you possibly want? So that feminists who were talking about such things as equal pay must be doing so because they were unable to get a husband to support them, and therefore they must be ugl - this was the sort of train of thought. So because I looked different from the stereotype, then people would comment.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Carolyn Mahaney

How often have I been guilty of being the Holy Spirit in their lives? It is my job along with my husbands to impart truth but I can’t reveal truth only the Holy Spirit can. It is my job to point out sin and require obedience but I can’t bring conviction of sin – only the Holy Spirit can convict of sin. It is my job to share the gospel – but I can’t reveal the gospel to my children only the Holy Spirit can reveal the truth of the gospel.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pope Francis

It is normal for husband and wife to argue: it's normal. It always happens. But my advice is this: never let the day end without having first made peace. Never!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Hannah Whitall Smith

It is hard for me to believe that any husband and wife are really happy together. And to have thee say you are is an unspeakable comfort.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Deborah Cavendish

Deborah, Duchess of Devonshire recounts her decision to leave her husband after decades of struggle with his alcoholism. Several days later, he wrote to her: "The miracle occurred; I realized that in addition to all the suffering I had caused, I was not my own master. I decided this slavery must stop once and for all." And it did.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Feather

A woman seldom comes out of a sullen spell until she's sure her husband has suffered as much as she thinks he should.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ruta Sepetys

My sister and brother are both writers as well. We are constantly discussing story and plot lines. And I love to discuss story ideas with my husband.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kylie Bisutti

My body should only be for my husband and it's just a sacred thing.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Dod

Even as the church must fear Christ Jesus, so must the wives also fear their husbands. And this inward fear must be shewed by an outward meekness and lowliness in her speeches and carriage to her husband....For if there be not fear and reverence in the inferior, there can be no sound nor constant honor yielded to the superior.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Santosh Avvannavar

Weddings have logic, but Marriages have emotions

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jean Carroll

[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Donald Trump

Our jobs are being taken out by the deal that Hillary Clinton's husband signed, NAFTA, one of the worst deals ever. Our jobs are being sucked out of our economy.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jamie Lee Curtis

My husband and I are very different. Our company is called Syzygy Industries, which can mean a pair of opposites. And that's exactly what we are. Yet there is obviously a very strong pull toward each other.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sarah Millican

My husband and I don't have children. We can't have children because we hate them.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Emily Giffin

Inevitably I draw on my own relationships when I write, so if I'm writing about a fight between a husband and his wife, of course I'm going to think about a recent fight with my husband. Or if I'm writing about sisters, of course I'm going to think about my sister.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Barbara Cartland

A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chanakya

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pete Rose

I've got a 15-year old son and a 10-year old daughter, and if they were going to do one of the following things: be an alcoholic; be a drug offender; beat their wife or husband; or gamble. I hope they would gamble.