Best 422 of Awkward quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

It’s even more awkward when we’re face to face with people. It used to be exciting to make plans with friends because you could sit and catch up and talk about what’s been going on in your lives. Now when you see someone there’s nothing left to say. You’ve already seen the pictures from their trip to Rio on Facebook. You’ve read their tweets about the latest diet they’re on. And they already texted you about the pregnancy scare. So you end up just sitting and staring at each other until you both start texting other people.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John C Maxwell

Dont ever be impressed with goal setting; be impressed with goal getting. Reaching new goals and moving to a higher level of performance always requires change, and change feels awkward. But take comfort in the knowledge that if a change doesn't feel uncomfortable, then it's propably not really a change.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Emma Watson

We had fun just messing around and being awkward like they would be awkward. There's always that stage in a friendship when you wonder whether it could be more.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Don Adams

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Edwin Arlington Robinson

It is impossible to understand the economic system in which we are living if we try to interpret it as a rational scheme.It has to be understood as an awkward phase in a continuing process of historical development.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Eva Mendes

I'm an actress. To be honest, it's a very awkward business. It's one of those things where it's almost like a first date. There's a way you want to come across. You want to show your goods. The truth starts to slip out sometimes.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Rankin

I know that if I have been working on one paragraph and I have written it three times, it goes in the bin. Unless it comes straight out, it is wrong, it is awkward, it does not fit.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Patricia C. Wrede

There is nothing that is quite so reassuring in an awkward situation as knowing that one is well turned-out, and while I hope I am not so fainthearted as to require such stratagems, I am not so foolish as to overlook their value.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nikki Cox

When all of a sudden, people say, 'Wow, you look nice,' and carry on, it's shocking. Really awkward.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Mary Kate

Yes, life is full of awkward moments! For example, that time you keep dazing off while staring at the same person you found yourself staring at five minutes ago. *gulp* So glad staring is still not illegal. Or, at least I'm glad for my own benefit.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Craig Ferguson

I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Phoebe Tonkin

I don't know, I'm literally the most awkward, socially strange person.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Wallace Shawn

Interestingly, the actress who, in her own persona, may be gentle, shy, and socially awkward, someone whose hand trembles when pouring a cup of tea for a visiting friend, can convincingly portray an elegant, cruel aristocrat tossing off malicious epigrams in an eighteenth-century chocolate house.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Christina Lauren

He closes the door with a determined click, and I hear him call to a flight attendant, and I sink down onto the toilet seat, resting my elbows on my knees and my head in my hands as I listen to him through the door. "I'm sorry to bother you but my wife," he says, and then pauses. With the last word he says, my heart begins to hammer. "The one who now got sick? She's started her... cycle? And I'm wondering if you keep any, or rather if you have... something? You see this all happened a bit fast and she packed in a hurry, and before that we were in Vegas. I have no idea why she came with me but I really really don't want to screw this up. And now she needs something. Can she, uh," he stutters, finally saying simply, "borrow quelque chose?" I cover my mouth as he continues to ramble, and I would given anything in this moment to see the expression of the flight attendant on the other side of this door. "I meant use," he continues. "Not to borrow because I don't think they work that way." I hear a woman's voice ask, "Do you know if she needs tampons or pads?" Oh God. Oh God. This can't be happening. "Um..." I hear him sigh and then say, "I have no idea but I'll give you a hundred dollars to end this conversation and give me both.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kesha

I went through awkward, chubby, total weirdo phases.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Anne Ursu

They said words they did not mean, and their conversations seemed to follow all kinds of rules—rules that no one has ever explained to Oscar.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Derek Ridgers

My parents, though very loving, were not what one would ever describe as outgoing and therefore when I was young I was quite shy and socially awkward. Having a camera changed all that. It gave me an excuse to go anywhere and approach anybody.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jessica Chastain

I’m very shy, I feel very awkward.

By Anonym 14 Sep

George Eliot

I've been turning it over in after-dinner speeches, but it looks awkward-it's not what people are used to-it wants a good deal of Latin to make it go down.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Diane Arbus

I work from awkwardness. By that I mean I don't like to arrange things. If I stand in front of something, instead of arranging it, I arrange myself.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ruth Wilson

I've got friends who are so good at getting away with things, like going up to the desk to get upgraded on a plane, for example. I haven't got any of that kind of confidence in those situations. I look so awkward. I act awkward. I'm really apologetic. I fail to get anything that way.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Svetlana Chmakova

Penelope? Thank you. For not leaving me alone to deal with this . . . when things got hard. other people would have. You're a true friend.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sri Mulyani Indrawati

I have my own experience in Indonesia, of course. Sometimes in these transition situations, the new governments are still clumsy and awkward in responding to this new environment in which they operate. The only thing in their DNA is the old regime.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Tveit

I was a very awkward high schooler, especially in early high school. I had the middle part with a swoop, all that. It was the late ’90s!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lauren Conrad

I'm a bad dater. I'm the most socially awkward person, like carrying on conversations and stuff.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Cecelia Ahern

I learned something important that night. You shouldn’t try to stop everything from happening. Sometimes you’re supposed to feel awkward. Sometimes you’re supposed to be vulnerable in front of people. Sometimes it’s necessary because it’s all part of you getting to the next part of yourself, the next day.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jacqueline Carey

There are those who are awkward in the face of sorrow, fearing to say the wrong thing; to them, I say, there is no wrong in comfort, ever. A kind word, a consoling arm ... these things are ever welcome.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Driver

I feel like I'll never get over red carpets. They're so bizarre and awkward.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kenan Thompson

Kids have awkward moments.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lasse Hallstrom

I imagined that it might be awkward to talk to your wife about her performance, so going into it I was a little nervous. But doing it was actually a wonderfully inspiring experience.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Margarita Engle

Seventh grade. Eleven years old. A bookworm-misfit with long black braids, childish white socks, pointy pink glasses, and no courage for flirting. It's doesn't take long to learn that I'm ridiculous.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Max Irons

I always feel kind of awkward when I look at pictures of myself. Watching videos of myself is really uncomfortable.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Tahir Shah

It was an awkward moment. We were burning down our host's house, a situation which any guest seeks to avoid.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nenia Campbell

I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jay Leno

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Nitya Prakash

People, who come in your life with a lot of noise, often leave with the most awkward.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Michael Grant

No, for God's sake, I'm not bloody suicidal. And I'm not proposing, either. Forget I said anything.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Matthew Emmons

I grew up with people staring at me because I was such a tall, awkward girl.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Caroline George

To describe a kiss is to describe a diary entry or a pair of underwear—each is personal and private, slightly awkward. Very awkward. But necessary.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Melissa Grijalva

I hated puberty. It had been that horrible stage from child hood, to pre teen, and my stage from ugly, to ugly with menstrual cramps.

By Anonym 14 Sep

D. A. Carson

So there are all kinds of things that grammarian purists would argue are awkward forms of speech and sometimes they are intentional for rhetorical effect and sometimes it's the way people chose to write at the time. Inerrancy isn't interested in any of those kinds of things.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Melissa Rosenberg

I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Emily Post

Never think, because you cannot write a letter easily, that it is better not to write at all. The most awkward note imaginable is better than none.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Isaac Marion

Once again the absurdity of my inner thoughts overwhelms me, and I want to crawl out of my skin, escape my ugly, awkward flesh and be a skeleton, naked and anonymous.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Andy Ihnatko

I wish I were less awkward around strangers. I never know what to say when someone asks me who I am and what the hell I'm doing in their house.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Thornton Wilder

Many great writers have been extraordinarily awkward in daily exchange, but the greatest give the impression that their style was nursed by the closest attention to colloquial speech.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Christopher Moore

Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lauren Oliver

There's that confidence again, that semi-infuriating easiness of his, the tilt of his head and the smile. but today it's not infuriating. Today I like it, feel like it's somehow rubbing off on me, like if I was around him enough I would never feel awkward or frightened or insecure.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Luchia Dertien

There’s no arguing, no needling, no discussion. It is quiet and awkward and terrifying.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Benjamin Hoff

And when you try too hard, it doesn't work. Try grabbing something quickly and precisely with a tensed-up arm; then relax and try it again. Try doing something with a tense mind. The surest way to become Tense, Awkward, and Confused is to develop a mind that tries too hard-one that thinks too much.