Best 1 842 of Drinking quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jeffrey Bernard

Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Joe Ducie

Becoming a writer is a polite way of saying you've chosen alcoholism as a career.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Donald Trump

[Marco] Rubio, I've never seen a young guy sweat that much. I've never seen - he's drinking water, water, water, I never saw anything like this with him and the water.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Topher Grace

I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a lot and drinking a lot and I've never been stoned and when I got the show I got really serious... So I kinda stop drinking, cold turkey so I had never been stoned until... It's something that happened with Mila and Ashton.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Christopher Buehlman

I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Flora Thompson

Candleford Green was but a small village and there were fields and meadows and woods all around it. As soon as Laura crossed the doorstep, she could see some of these. But mere seeing from a distance did not satisfy her; she longed to go alone far into the fields and hear the birds singing, the brooks tinkling, and the wind rustling through the corn, as she had when a child. To smell things and touch things, warm earth and flowers and grasses, and to stand and gaze where no one could see her, drinking it all in.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Koren Zailckas

It doesn’t occur to me that alcohol might be unhinging me, that drinking at the rate I am can induce depression, impulsive behaviour, and symptoms of bipolar and borderline personality disorder.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Thomas Paine

Paper money is like dram-drinking, it relieves for a moment by deceitful sensation, but gradually diminishes the natural heat, and leaves the body worse than it found it. Were not this the case, and could money be made of paper at pleasure, every sovereign in Europe would be as rich as he pleased. But the truth is, that it is a bubble and the attempt vanity. Nature has provided the proper materials for money: gold and silver, and any attempt of ours to rival her is ridiculous.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Allan Dare Pearce

He believed a man should never be sober but never be drunk. And he believed in watching out for family, even if you had to stay sober for a few hours; it was that important.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Charles Bukowski

it does seem the more we drink the better the words go.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Elizabeth Taylor

I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jimmy Pardo

The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Have you been drinking this morning? How did you miss me? I swear I’ve fought old women with better reflexes. (Takeshi) The fact you fight old women tells me just how rusty you’ve become. What? Your ego needed the boost and they were the only ones you could find you could beat? (Savitar)

By Anonym 15 Sep

Benjamin Errett

Does drinking make you wittier? One might as well ask if witting makes you drinkier, which it may.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nhat Hanh

While drinking, while talking, while writing, while watering our garden, it's always possible to practice living in the here and the now.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Daniel Polansky

The rows of empty jugs had multiplied with the speed of caged rabbits.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bob Hope

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Lennon

It was my Fat Elvis period. I was eating and drinking like a pig. I was depressed and I was crying out for help. It's real. And I meant it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marc Price

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Martin Mull

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Thomas Haden Church

I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Frida Kahlo

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Burns

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sean Hughes

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kathy Freston

You can do something as simple as drinking two cups of water before a meal to fill your belly a bit so that you don't overeat, or change up your cheese from dairy to nondairy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jeffrey Sachs

The time has come to end this charade. The debts are unaffordable. If they won't cancel the debts I would suggest obstruction; you do it yourselves. Africa should say: 'thank you very much but we need this money to meet the needs of children who are dying right now so we will put the debt servicing payments into urgent social investment in health, education, drinking water, control of AIDS and other needs.'

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

By Anonym 15 Sep

George Singleton

Think about all the selfish non-smokers out there, driving around on asphalt, drinking water out of the tap, not even thinking about how smokers' taxes help pay for it all.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Richard Anderson

Perhaps there is no life after death....there's just Los Angeles.

By Anonym 14 Sep

America Ferrera

Once I started drinking more water, my skin, hair and nails all flourished.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jay Bylsma

Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Vincent Van Gogh

I was certainly going the right way for a stroke when I left Paris. I paid for it nicely afterwards! When I stopped drinking, when I stopped smoking so much, when I began to think again instead of trying not to think - Good Lord, the depression and the prostration of it! Work in these magnificent natural surroundings (Arles) has restored my morale, but even now some efforts are too much for me: my strength fails me.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Louise Erdrich

We would all be together on the journey then, our destination the village at the end of the road where people gamble day and night but never lose their money, eat but never fill their stomachs, drink but never leave their minds.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jerry Seinfeld

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Hunter S. Thompson

Sala called for more drink and Sweep brought four rums, saying they were on the house. We thanked him and sat for another half hour, saying nothing. Down on the waterfront I could hear the slow clang of a ship’s bell as it eased against the pier, and somewhere in the city a motorcycle roared through the narrow streets, sending its echo up the hill to Calle O’Leary. Voices rose and fell in the house next door and the raucous sound of a jukebox came from a bar down the street. Sounds of a San Juan night, drifting across the city through layers of humid air; sounds of life and movement, people getting ready and people giving up, the sound of hope and the sound of hanging on, and behind them all, the quiet, deadly ticking of a thousand hungry clocks, the lonely sound of time passing in the long Caribbean night.

By Anonym 14 Sep

George Best

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lisa Kleypas

i've had enough of this. if you'll excuse me, i'm going to find a tavern where i can pay an underdressed woman to sit it my lap and look very pleased with me while i drink heavily

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marvin Shanken

Drinking wine is easy: tilt glass and swallow. Really tasting wine is more of a challenge. You need the proper tools and environment, the ability to concentrate, a good memory and a vivid imagination.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jonathan Heatt

Getting wasted is never a waste of time.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Totie Fields

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tom Harkin

When I first arrived to Congress in 1975, I would spend several hours every week with Republicans - having lunch, drinking a beer. But by the time I left last year, that was a rarity. Every moment of free time is eaten up by fundraising. And the advent of all these groups that can threaten passage of this or that with an avalanche of money or a primary opponent has poisoned our politics.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jimmy Buffett

I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Wilhelm Ii

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nicki Elson

Free drinks have no carbs.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Amy Poehler

I can party like a twenty-four-year-old but it takes me almost a week to recover.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charles Barkley

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Nhat Hanh

Spiritual practice is not just sitting and meditation. Practice is looking, thinking, touching, drinking, eating and talking. Every act, every breath, and every step can be practice and can help us to become more ourselves.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nick Tosches

I don't know if enjoy is the right word for alcohol. I like to drink, but I don't like enforced social drinking. When I don't wanna drink, I don't wanna drink. I haven't had a desire to drink for four months. When I think of the taste of it, no desire. The trouble is the wines I love I can barely afford, which is a great method to cut down on your drinking: Drink only what you can't afford.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Genna Rulon

I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink myself smart.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rajneesh

Eat, drink, and be merry is perfectly good in itself; nothing is wrong in it. But it is not enough. Soon you will get tired of it. One cannot just go on eating, drinking, and merrying. Soon the merry-go-round turns into a sorry-go-round - because it is repetitive. Only a very mediocre mind can go on being happy with it.