Best 180 of Bugs quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Anthony Bourdain

I'm not looking to freak people out - eating rodents or bugs. I don't do that anymore.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Davy Jones

The racing bug is never going to go away. It's like the Mafia.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Boris Beizer

First law: The pesticide paradox. Every method you use to prevent or find bugs leaves a residue of subtler bugs against which those methods are ineffective.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Christopher Cross

I came out to California from Texas, to the Haight, and the Fillmore and all that stuff, and totally got the bug.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Baron Vaughn

Shrimp are the insects of the ocean. They're bottom feeders. So they're delicious, but they're the bugs of the sea.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Liz Phair

No. You know what really bugs me about my videos? When they can't figure out what to do, they just have me change clothes five times.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bill Gates

There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dan Quisenberry

Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.

By Anonym 14 Sep

James Marcus Bach

Testing is the process of comparing the invisible to the ambiguous, so as to avoid the unthinkable happening to the anonymous.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dave Matthews

I'm a bit of a caveman - I don't go out into the digital space very often. I lie facedown on the grass and count how many bugs I can find.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bill Watterson

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Eugene Fitch Ware

The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn't any mind; He stumbles through existence with his headlight on behind.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jonathan Pryce

I know people whose entire lives are ruined by fame. If you make yourself exclusive, people want to break that down, but if you go about doing your shopping, no one bugs you.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Grant

Hunter’s dead,” Taylor said without preamble. “It was these . . . these things. They came crawling up out of him and were eating him, oh God, I mean, it was like . . . I mean he was crying and Dekka prayed with him and he tried to fry his own brain just like he did with Harry only I guess it didn’t work, I guess he couldn’t do it, so Sam . . .” She swallowed. “Anyone have some water?” “What about Sam?” Astrid demanded. “He did it for him. Sam. I mean, he . . . Hunter was, you know . . . so Sam.” She pantomimed raising her hands, like Sam, like he would do when using his power. Astrid closed her eyes and crossed herself. “Rest in peace,” Edilio said and crossed himself as well. “Sam burned the boy?” Howard asked. Then, bitterly sarcastic said, “Yeah, you all pray to Jesus. Because Jesus is really providing a lot of help here. Sounds to me like Sam was the one doing what had to be done.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Clarence Thomas

It really bugs me that someone will tell me, after I spent 20 years being educated, how I'm supposed to think.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Andy Hertzfeld

I got bitten by the free software bug in February of 1998 around the time of the Mozilla announcement.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Martin Fowler

I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kenneth Rexroth

An entomologist is not a bug.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Roger Ebert

Oh, here comes Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny and Jimmy Smits!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Thomas Eisner

Bugs are not going to inherit the earth. They own it now. So we might as well make peace with the landlord.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jerry Brown

We're going to get that little bug before that little bug gets my poll ratings down any further.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Edsger Dijkstra

In the good old days physicists repeated each other's experiments, just to be sure. Today they stick to FORTRAN, so that they can share each other's programs, bugs included.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Edward Brooke

Once bitten, you seldom lose the political bug.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bobby Mcferrin

I did the one concert, and I was not bitten by the conducting bug, and I thought I was done, but then the phone started to ring, and gradually, over time, I started conducting more and more. Now a third of my performances are with orchestras.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Oprah Winfrey

I know I'm a person who's been bugged for years about the up and down weight thing.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Katie Holmes

Steven [Soderbergh] is so generous and when I sat down to meet him for "Logan Lucky" he answered so many questions about directing, so when I was on set I tried not to bug him too much.

By Anonym 14 Sep

George Galloway

MRSA, which is a kind of super bug mutant, is killing 10,000 people a year in Britain

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Daniels

Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump / Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Randy Wayne

People with the boat bug are never happier than when they are poking around marinas, fantasizing about owning other people's boats. It's a disease that costs more to cure than any other single common learning disability.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Raymond Simard

Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chuck Jones

I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny.

By Anonym 14 Sep

E. O. Wilson

One thing I did was grow up as an ardent naturalist. I never grew out of my bug period.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Grant

Hunter’s entire body writhed and squirmed. The side of his head was partly gone. A creature, like some monstrous melding of insect and eel, protruded from Hunter’s shoulder and as they stood there rooted in horror it took a vicious bite of Hunter’s flesh. Taylor was suddenly gone. Dekka’s face was grim, her eyes wet. “I tried . . . ,” Hunter said. He held up his hands, mimicked pressing them against his head. “It didn’t work.” “I can do it,” Sam said softly. “I’m scared,” Hunter said. “I know.” “It’s ’cause I killed Harry. God has to punish me. I tried to be good but I’m bad.” “No, Hunter,” Sam said gently. “You paid your dues. You fed the kids. You’re a good guy.” “I’m a good hunter.” “The best.” “I don’t know what’s happening. What’s happening, Sam?” “It’s just the FAYZ, Hunter,” Sam said. “Can the angels find me here so I can go to heaven?” Sam didn’t answer. It was Dekka who spoke. “Do you still remember any prayers, Hunter?” The insectlike creature was almost completely emerged from Hunter’s shoulder. Legs were becoming visible. It had wings folded against its body. It looked like a gigantic ant, or wasp, but silver and brass and covered with a sheen of slime. It was emerging like a chicken breaking out of an egg. Being born. And as the creature was born, it fed on Hunter’s numbed body. Jerky movements beneath Hunter’s shirt testified to more of the larvae emerging. “Do you remember ‘now I lay me down to sleep’?” Dekka asked. “Now I lay me down to sleep,” Hunter said. “I pray the Lord my soul to keep.” Sam raised his hands, palms out. “If I should die—” Twin beams of light hit Hunter’s chest and face. His shirt caught fire. Flesh melted. He was dead before he could feel anything. Sam played the light up and down Hunter’s body. The smell was sickening. Jack wanted to look away, but how could he? Sudden darkness as Sam terminated the light. Sam lowered his hands to his side. They stood there in the darkness. Jack breathed through his mouth, trying not to smell the burned flesh. Then they heard a sound. Many sounds. Sam raised his hands and pale light glowed. Hunter was all but gone. The things that had been inside him were still there.

By Anonym 18 Sep

L. Ashley Straker

Simon stopped listening. He realised he'd had enough. Enough of the theories, enough of the mystery, enough of the bullshit. Enough of the soldiers and guns and MI5. Enough of bugs in phones and in people he cared about. Enough of not being cared about back. Enough of uncertainty and lies and civilisation, collapsing or not. Enough of is part in it, his place, his role; the character of Simon Parfitt and all the baggage it entailed.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Brooke Burke

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Arthur Schopenhauer

Anyone can squash a bug but all professors of this world couldn't build one.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mark Twain

The first glance at the pillow showed me a repulsive sentinel perched upon each end of it--cockroaches as large as peach leaves--fellows with long, quivering antennae and fiery, malignant eyes. They were grating their teeth like tobacco worms, and appeared to be dissatisfied about something. I had often heard that these reptiles were in the habit of eating off sleeping sailors' toe nails down to the quick, and I would not get in the bunk any more. I lay down on the floor. But a rat came and bothered me, and shortly afterward a procession of cockroaches arrived and camped in my hair. In a few moments the rooster was crowing with uncommon spirit and a party of fleas were throwing double somersaults about my person in the wildest disorder, and taking a bite every time they stuck. I was beginning to feel really annoyed. I got up and put my clothes on and went on deck. The above is not overdrawn; it is a truthful sketch of inter-island schooner life.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Boris Beizer

More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the best bug preventers known.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sterling Marlin

I got run over by a bug-eyed dummy, I guess.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Haruki Murakami

He did not have the sort of looks suited for stakeouts or tailing people. As much as he might try to lose himself in a crowd, he was as inconspicuous as a centipede in a coup of yogurt.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Julia Fierro

The caterpillars are coming. They’re coming. As they passed a blunt rolled with marijuana shake around the bonfire, filled plastic cups with beer from a keg in the back of John Anderson’s Bronco, snuck cigarettes at the red doors that led to the make-out woods behind school. As they waited on line at the cafeteria for pizza and Tater Tots, warmed up during choral practice, and changed for gym in the locker room. Until Maddie felt something titanic rushing toward the island, gathering steam like a nor’easter barreling toward shore, and the waiting filled with a tingling urgency she knew they all felt. She felt it. Car engines revved harder, highs soared higher, buzzes and crushes burned brighter. “Look.” She lifted her palm as the insect inched across. The two lines of blue and red dots on its back glimmered like spots of blood rising after a pinprick. “They’re here.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pam Houston

My parents were travelers. Every time my parents got ten dollars ahead they went somewhere. That's what they did. So I got the bug from them.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Michael Grant

The door exploded inward and a tangle of bug legs appeared. “I can hold them, but I can’t kill them all,” Caine shouted. “Yeah. They’re hard to kill. You got a plan?” Caine bit savagely at his thumb, worrying the cuticle. They were surrounded. The very walls were being battered. The windows were all smashed. They couldn’t fit through the door but they would soon make it wide enough. They stood, Caine and Brianna, in the kitchen, the center of the house, as far as possible from the windows, but now the bugs had their mandibles shoved in through the doors and windows, questing, slicing the air, their ropelike tongues lashing madly. The entire house was like a drum pounded by dozens of drumsticks. “You know, I’m kind of disappointed,” Brianna said. “Situation like this? Sam would come up with a plan.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gloria Steinem

She is a water bug on the surface of life.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Tanton

In the bacteriology lab, we have culture plates. You put a bug in there and it starts growing and gets bigger and bigger and bigger. And it grows until it finally fills the whole plate. And it crashes and dies.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cassandra Peterson

I loved Wilson Pickett, so I just went on from there. I became sort of a semi-groupie because, I don't know, I got bitten by the music bug.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jean Rhys

The musty smell, the bugs, the lonliness, this room, which is part of the street outside-this is all I want from life.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jim Gaffigan

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Junot Diaz

And the roaches. The roaches were so bold in his flat that turning on the lights did not startle them. They waved their three-inch antennas as if to say, Hey, puto, turn that shit off.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Christina Engela

This is not your standard “How to restore” your VW Beetle book. It’s also not a workshop manual. Aside from a basic rundown on the differences between various bug models through the years, there is a section on some things you can do to preserve your bug. Mostly however, what I’ve done is reviewed all the things I did to my bugs and put those ideas together as cheap, skillful, cheap, d.i.y, cheap means of enhancing your grocery getter’s performance and handling.