Best 3 255 of Laughing quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kurt Vonnegut

He wanted to talk to them, if he could, to discover whether they had truths about life which he had never heard before. Here is what he hoped new truths might do for him: enable him to laugh at his troubles, to go on living, and to keep out of the North Wing of the Midland County General Hospital, which was for lunatics.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Courteney Cox

Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and are bold.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robert Penn Warren

Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em mad, even mad at you. Stir them up and they'll love it and come back for more, but, for heaven's sakes, don't try to improve their minds.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jonathan Swift

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Franz Kafka

The truth is always an abyss. One must — as in a swimming pool — dare to dive from the quivering springboard of trivial everyday experience and sink into the depths, in order to later rise again — laughing and fighting for breath — to the now doubly illuminated surface of things.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Meryl Streep

I separated myself in Prada because I didn't want to have fun. They were all having a lot of fun - Emily Blunt and Stanley Tucci - and they were a little coterie of laughs.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Cecil

Faith makes all evil good to us, and all good better; unbelief makes all good evil, and all evil worse. Faith laughs at the shaking of the spear; unbelief trembles at the shaking of a leaf.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Brian Regan

I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don't fake laugh. If they're truly laughing at you, you know they like you.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alyssa Milano

I'm a big believer in, no matter what you go through in life, as long as you can laugh your way through it, you're going to be okay.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jeff Dunham

The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Judd Apatow

I wrote on the Grammys, and a few times for Garry Shandling when he was hosting. I couldn't have enjoyed those gigs more, because I would get to collaborate and try to make people I looked up to laugh, but for the most part, when you're as talented as they are, what they really want is someone who can type fast and whose presence makes them feel in the mood to write and spew and be creative, and I was a good person to have in the room.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Steve Carell

[And on going from character to leading actor] I don't approach anything differently; I just approach it as a character. I'm always astounded at the fact that I've ever played a leading character in anything [Laughs]. And my wife concurs with that, frankly. She always thought I would be, at best, the wacky neighbor on a sitcom, so this is all just a surprise and a joy.

By Anonym 14 Sep

David Hockney

Laugh a lot. It clears the lungs.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amy Schumer

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Godfrey Saxe

I'm growing fonder of my staff; I'm growing dimmer in the eyes; I'm growing fainter in my laugh; I'm growing deeper in my sighs; I'm growing careless of my dress; I'm growing frugal of my gold; I'm growing wise; I'm growing yes, I'm growing old!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Theodor Adorno

Laughing in the cultural industry is mockery of happiness.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ashley Tisdale

I'm a confident person. I just try to be me. I like to make people laugh, I am a comedienne - so if people find me sexy, that's awesome.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Miranda Cosgrove

I love entertaining people and making them laugh. It's my favorite thing to do.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Oliver Goldsmith

Blest be those feasts, with simple plenty crowned, Where all the ruddy family around Laugh at the jests or pranks that never fail Or sigh with pity at some mournful tale.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Fatih Akin

Germans try to categorize films: in a comedy, you just laugh and in a drama, you're not allowed to laugh. I don't believe in that, sometimes we laugh and cry in the same hour.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Living without Laughing isn't living. Be silly. Be honest. Be Kind.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ruskin Bond

To be able to laugh and to be merciful are the only things that make man better than the beast

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dick Van Dyke

Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Donald Miller

I don't wonder anymore what I'll tell God when I go to heaven when we sit in the chairs under the tree, outside the city........I'll tell these things to God, and he'll laugh, I think and he'll remind me of the parts I forgot, the parts that were his favorite. We'll sit and remember my story together, and then he'll stand and put his arms around me and say, "well done," and that he liked my story. And my soul won't be thirsty anymore. Finally he'll turn and we'll walk toward the city, a city he will have spoken into existence a city built in a place where once there'd been nothing.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pablo Neruda

Laughter is the language of the soul.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bryan Ferry

You talk too much, you laugh too loud, and that's the price of love.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Armando Iannucci

Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Shanola Hampton

Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Khalil Gibran

Should we all confess our sins to one another we would all laugh at one another for our lack of originality

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anne Frank

There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and foget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bill Mauldin

The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We're great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have a real sense of humor. Not satire anyway. We're a fatheaded, cotton-picking society. When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Thom Yorke

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Evangeline Lilly

I like to be around people who make me laugh. It's one of my favorite things on a set. I hate it when people take themselves serious in a film set.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Buchan

If those extra-social brains are so potent, why after all do they effect so little? A dull police-officer, with the machine behind him, can afford to laugh at most experiments in anarchy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

George Meyer

When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Bangambiki Habyarimana

Never laugh at the fate of others, you are the next

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ally Carter

They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lauren Destefano

Don't you miss it?" I say. "Being free." He laughs.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Colin Baker

One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don't mean to say that you laugh when somebody has their arm sawn off, but you can diffuse fear with humour.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Green

And I agreed, but still, she owed us an explanation. If she was up there, down there, out there, somewhere, maybe she would laugh.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joseph Conrad

I had no particular desire to enlighten them, but I had some difficulty in restraining myself from laughing in their faces, so full of stupid importance.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jane Austen

I could not sit seriously down to write a serious Romance under any other motive than to save my life, & if it were indispensable for me to keep it up & never relax into laughing at myself or other people, I am sure I should be hung before I had finished the first chapter. No - I must keep my own style & go on in my own way; and though I may never succeed again in that, I am convinced that I should totally fail in any other.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Daniel Tosh

Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching people that don't laugh make the people that do laugh feel shitty about themselves.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Keith Preston

He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Martha Manning

I always feel bad laughing at people who act crazy. But sometimes the things they do are so damned funny. I wonder what I'd look like if I slipped a few notches on the mental-health index.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Libba Bray

Dead bodies are such trouble,” Evie said with a little sigh, and Mabel had to turn her head away so as not to laugh.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A human being should beware how he laughs, for then he shows all his faults.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tracey Emin

When I have an exhibition, I usually arrange it so that if people want to, they can spend two hours there. That way, people who like it don't feel cheated when they go. I want them to walk into the exhibition space and look low and at other levels and angles. The same with emotions. I want them to be emotionally manipulated, to come out feeling something. I want them to laugh, smile, feel sad. Even if they feel angry, that's okay.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dan Fogler

I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Doug Mcclure

My Pa always said, Live fast, die laughing, thats the way to do it.