Best 3 255 of Laughing quotes - MyQuotes

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Bernie Mac

Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don't care about how I look, I'm dedicated to the laughs.

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Nora Ephron

I’m really not interested in women as victims. Look at me, I get the last laugh ‘cause I get to be funny about it.

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Judd Nelson

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

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Joseph Goebbels

We shall reach our goal, when we have the power to laugh as we destroy, as we smash, whatever was sacred to us as tradition, as education, and as human affection.

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Gore Vidal

Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the absurd beliefs of another group is a good way of recognizing the potential absurdity of many of one's own cherished beliefs.

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Lynsay Sands

Bare," came her answer in a squeak. "Yes, we'd both have to be bare," he said with a laugh. "Not bare naked," she gasped. "Bear bear. Furry bear. Bear!" -Mortimer and Sam

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Bray Wyatt

I will build my empire next to the sea, so I can laugh from my throne as my enemies drown.

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Louis C. K.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

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Seth Grahame-smith

I nearly broke out laughing when the wrteched soothsayer warned Caesar: "Beware the Ides of April." I thought it a miracle (and a relief) that no one in the udience had snickered or yelled out a correction. How could such an error be made by an actor? Had my ears deceived me?

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Andrew Dice Clay

I make people laugh hard; I'm a comic, that's just the way it is. And I make them laugh because I'm funny, not because I'm filthy. The subject matter is dirty, but the pictures I paint are really funny. A lot of comics don't understand that that's what it's about. It's just, "I'll be dirty and they'll laugh." Nobody's becoming a superstar that way.

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Morton Feldman

The composer makes plans, music laughs.

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Sutton Foster

I grew up sort of a geeky, tall kid, and I think I was always the one trying to make my friends laugh.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alexander Pope

We ought, in humanity, no more to despise a man for the misfortunes of the mind than for those of the body, when they are such as he cannot help; were this thoroughly considered we should no more laugh at a man for having his brains cracked than for having his head broke.

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Ursula K. Le Guin

I am no more lonely than the loon on the pond that laughs so loud.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Candace Bushnell

There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh

By Anonym 13 Sep

Richard Schmid

I honestly believe students of painting in the next century will laugh at the abstract art movement. They will marvel at such a drawn-out regression in the plastic arts.

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William Shakespeare

Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man.

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Misha Collins

The image of a person completely covered in cotton candy made me laugh the most. I'm not sure why. To me, being tarred and feathered in sugar is just good comedy.

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Jasmine Guinness

I've known my best friend since I was a baby, and I don't know what I would do without her. She is always straight with me and can make me laugh hysterically. Everyone should have someone like that in their life.

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Aziz Ansari

Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so comfortable that they don't care. They don't have that neediness where they need the laughs.

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Behdad Sami

They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule.

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Shawn Wayans

We still have that same burn, to get that same kind of laughs. So whether the studio wants us to or not, were going to do it. The money is just a byproduct of coming out with good stuff. Our whole thing is building that rapport with the audience.

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Frida Kahlo

Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh and to abandon oneself, to be light. Tragedy is the most ridiculous thing.

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Brit Marling

When I'm sitting writing, I know that something works if I've made myself cry, or laugh, or have a visceral emotion.

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Sean Penn

Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters. You can't help but laugh a little, because you've already seen a lot of these movies 482 times.

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Jim Gaffigan

Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.

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Kate Dicamillo

[Our first dinner with Alison McGhee] was at Figlio's [in Minneapolis]. I know exactly what I had, because it was so good: their three-cheese ravioli. But I can't remember what I said to Alison that night that made her laugh so hard. But she got me right away and I got her right away.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Louise Rennison

I gave my artistic laugh and also threw in some quirky language for good measure. "Lawks-a-mercy, no! I'm going to have a long bath and..." I looked shyly down. Which is pretty impressive to have done artistic laugh, quirky language and shyness all in the space of ten seconds.

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Kazuo Ishiguro

I quizzed him a lot on this point and i suspect the truth was that it was like a lot of things at that age: you don't have any clear reason, you just do it. You do it because you think it might get a laugh, or because you want to see if it'll cause a stir. And when you're asked to explain afterwards, it doesn't seem to make any sense.

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Leopold Infeld

Einstein uses his concept of God more often than a Catholic priest. Once I asked him: 'Tomorrow is Sunday. Do you want me to come to you, so we can work?' 'Why not?' 'Because I thought perhaps you would like to rest on Sunday.' Einstein settled the question by saying with a loud laugh: 'God does not rest on Sunday either.'

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nathan Fielder

I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh.

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Robin Sharma

Laughter opens your heart and soothes your soul. No one should ever take life so seriously that they forget to laugh at themselves.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Elizabeth Taylor

To me, acting is a matter of absolute concentration. You can laugh and giggle with your friends up to the minute the director says, "Action!" Then you snap your mind into shape and into the character that you're playing and relate to the people that you're acting with and forget everybody else that you've been joking with.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Matthew Healy

I think one of the dangers of humor is becoming seduced by it and sacrificing the story for a few laughs.

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Joan Crawford

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Drew Carey

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

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Samuel Chadwick

Satan laughs at our toil, mocks at our wisdom, but trembles when we pray.

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Simone Elkeles

I want to know how to make this girl laugh. I want to know what makes her cry. I want to know what it feels like to have her look at me as if I’m her knight in shinning armor.

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Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Scientists may be in the business of laughing at their predecessors, but owing to an array of human mental dispositions, few realize that someone will laugh at their beliefs in the (disappointingly near) future.

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Adam Arkin

We all look to have transcendent experiences that lift us out of the everyday, and fear is a good one. But, I think it's the same reason why people want to laugh their heads off.

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Franz Grillparzer

A flutist who is moved to tears by his own performance will soon make the listeners laugh because of the sounds that he produces.

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Mila Kunis

It doesn't matter if you're play-pretending crying or play-pretending laughing, you're still play-pretending.

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Carolina Herrera

If you date someone who isn't very good-looking but makes you laugh, you will never forget it.

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Judith Mcnaught

Do you know why I married you, Philip?" "Presumably you wanted the financial security and social prestige I could offer." She chuckled at that and shook her head..."I believed," she confessed somberly, "I honestly believed that I had something to offer you too--something you needed. Do you know what it was?" "I can't imagine." "I thought I could teach you how to laugh and enjoy life." Philip and Caroline

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Chris Farley

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

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John Cleese

That's a lovely experience when you make an audience laugh. Then the nerves go away for a bit. And sometimes you do things then that you've never done before that are really funny.

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Brian Tracy

The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

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Wanda Sykes

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

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Agnes Repplier

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join

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Franklyn Ajaye

Obviously the audience has veto power signified by whether they laugh or not, but you-not them-retain the ultimate power to decide what they're going to get the opportunity to laugh at.