Best 47 of Bowling quotes - MyQuotes
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
Rahul Dravid being known as 'The Wall' is pretty much spot on. 'The fortress' could also describe Rahul. Because once, Dravid was set, you needed the bowling equivalent of a dozen cannon firing all at once to blast him down.
He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling.
In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.
Eastern Connecticut is very different from Western; we're more liverwurst than pâté, more bowling than polo.
Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldnt it be hysterical if we went bowling?
You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.
I think we've been a lot more disciplined with our bowling. Our batting at times has been more disciplined as well.
I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.
Spare no one!
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars,' I'd wind up owing them money.
while you play bowling with one ball you will be late because untill come in that ball it's need time so you need more than one ball in order to defeat the whole army .
Hunter S. Thompson
I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it.
Where did you get your tat?” “Aaron’s shop. You want to get a tat?” he asked, grinning as if this was hilarious. “I have one,” I said, rolling the ball into the gutter. “It’s not finished though.” “How come?” “My brother interrupted the tattoo and I never had the money to get it done again.” “No, I meant how come you’re such a bad bowler? Is it genetic?” he asked. “Like do you come from a long line of people who can’t make a ball roll in a straight line?” “You’re hilarious.” “I try, Pixie Dust.
Ivory towers are as rare as bowling alleys in tribal cultures.
There aren't many millionaires who bowl over 100. Why not? Because they left the bowling league behind to build their fortunes.
That's where you just have to get creative. There are all these trampoline parks and there's bowling and there's roller skating.
It's far more daunting than bowling to Ricky Ponting or facing Shane Warne
I was 18 and making 150 quid a week, which was a lot of money to me. Then there was a bad winter and I got paid off. Then my firm, JW Henderson of Bowling Green Street, Leith, went bust. If they hadn't folded, I'd probably still be scaffolding and loving it.
Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.
I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.
Error increases with distance. It's true with bowling, and it's true with families.
I bowl my best when I am fittest and the best way to get fit is to bowl. That's how you get your rhythm. You cannot really find a rhythm by bowling in the nets.
I'll never bowl with him again. After he got a strike, he spiked the ball.
I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.
Taking a couple short backup swigs, Flint’s crippling headache started to release its grip, sort of the way he imagined an octopus would release an inedible bowling ball.
Ignoring all the whispering couples around him, Vaughn taught me to bowl while I faked like I cared. We were both on the outs and I suspected he wanted to find a new buddy now that Judd was attached to his angel. Every time Tawny laughed, Vaughn’s frown darkened. “You should be happy for them,” I said as he guided me towards the alley. “I am. Fucking overwhelmed with happiness. Now, pay attention.” When I flinched at his tone, Vaughn sighed. “It gets boring when your best friend is busy mating like a rabbit.” “My best friend ditched me too, so I found new friends. Maybe you should too.” “Crap no. Sounds like too much effort.” I grinned. “You could play with Bailey. Here, she comes.” Vaughn didn’t even glance at the arriving blonde who threw her hands in the air. “I got dumped again! Men suck! I hate them all!” she cried, enjoying a hug from Tawny. “Who wants to set me up now?” “I thought you hated men,” Tucker mumbled with his mouth full of a hot dog. “I do, but one of them has got to work, right? Everyone in the world gets someone good, but I get shit. It’s not fair. I’m nicer than anyone ever.” This comment elicited laughter from the crew including Vaughn who took my bowling ball and rolled it for me. “Look,” he said,” you got a strike. I’m an excellent teacher.” “Best ever.
I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.
I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
Many politicians are tantalizing storytellers, as they mix facts with fiction, grab our emotion and tell things, they want us to believe. Their factoids are unremittingly reiterated, take a life on their own and in the end become the very truth… until the bubble bursts.("What after bowling alone?" )
Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.
I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.
Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
The Conservatives played like England cricketers - too many rash strokes and run-outs, dropped catches and bowling anywhere but the stumps.
I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling.
Fast bowling is not an easy job. Especially if you are also a batsman as well as being a fast bowler, a fast bowler has to work harder than any other cricketer on his fitness.
I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.
After driving 30-minutes East of Seattle, I expect to see a great bowling alley. But, as we pull into the parking lot, all I see are pot holes, a horse and Amish buggy, and no cars to speak of- broken down or otherwise. Even the building is in shambles, needs painted and looks a bit haunted. The old road sign reading- Flicker Lanes- is half-burnt out. Seeing the building's interior lights on, I'm reassured that the place is open- but then again, maybe they've been left on by mistake. "There's LOTS of NICE bowling alleys in SEATTLE," I said. "Why did we come ALL THIS WAY to go BOWLING?" "I take it that you've never BEEN here before." "I don't think ANYONE HAS. I don't even KNOW what PLANET we're on." "I don't know what PLANET you're on either... but the rest of us are on your ANUS." I half-smile, marveling at his wittiness.
I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.
Baseball is the only sport there is—next to bowling that is." Luella Lorraine Lavell