Best 232 of Statistics quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michael Lewis

Baseball is a soap opera that lends itself to probabilistic thinking. [Dick Cramer]

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charles Wheelan

Descriptive statistics can be like online dating profiles: technically accurate and yet pretty darn misleading.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Edgar Rice Burroughs

Subconscious minds are no less fallible than the objective mind.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Douglas Adams

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Criss Jami

With enough mental gymnastics, just about any fact can become misshapen in favor to one's confirmation bias.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brian Kernighan

Trivia rarely affect efficiency. Are all the machinations worth it, when their primary effect is to make the code less readable?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Darrell Huff

How results that are not indicative of anything can be produced by pure chance—given a small enough number of cases—is something you can test for yourself at small cost. Just start tossing a penny. How often will it come up heads? Half the time of course. Everyone knows that. Well, let’s check that and see…. I have just tried ten tosses and got heads eight times, which proves that pennies come up heads eighty percent of the time.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Suzette Vearnon

Statistics don't determine whether you find love or get married. You do!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Donald Trump

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, before NAFTA went into effect, there were 285,000 auto workers in Michigan. Today, that number is only 160,000.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kim Campbell

For me, unemployment and poverty in the Greater Montreal area is not mainly a problem of structure, or design, or statistics. It is a profoundly human situation.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Ronald Fisher

To call in the statistician after the experiment is done may be no more than asking him to perform a post-mortem examination: he may be able to say what the experiment died of.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Terry Pratchett

Uczeni wyliczyli, że jest tylko jedna szansa na milion, by zaistniało coś tak całkowicie absurdalnego. Jednak magowie obliczyli, że szanse jedna na milion sprawdzają się w dziewięciu przypadkach na dziesięć.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Daniel J. Levitin

Be careful of averages and how they’re applied. One way that they can fool you is if the average combines samples from disparate populations. This can lead to absurd observations such as: "On average, humans have one testicle.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Roger Jones

I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Howard Whitley Eves

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Charles Wheelan

Fire, knives, automobiles, hair removal cream. Each of these things serves an important purpose. Each one makes our lives better. And each one can cause some serious problems when abused. Now you can add statistics to that list.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Sloane slipped an arm around my waist. "There are fourteen varieties of hugs," she said. "This is one of them.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kenneth Arrow

Economics in college was very poor; I was not very impressed with it. I actually wanted to study statistics. I discovered mathematical statistics as an undergraduate and was fascinated with it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Albert Einstein

I learned many years ago never to waste time trying to convince my colleagues.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Scott Edward Shjefte

You can flip a coin but Schrodinger's pet cat will still be in that box.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

More data means more information, but it also means more false information.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Phil Dourado

By the time your perfect information has been gathered, the world has moved on.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Gary Smith

We encounter regression to the mean almost every day of our lives. We should try to anticipate it, recognize it, and not be fooled by it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Ernest Henley

Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Luis Alberto Urrea

Numbers never lie, after all: they simply tell different stories depending on the math of the tellers.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Nate Silver

Who needs theory when you have so much information? But this is categorically the wrong attitude to take toward forecasting, especially in a field like economics where the data is so noisy.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Charles Wheelan

Skepticism is always a good first response.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Thomas Sowell

Information or allegations reflecting negatively on individuals or groups seen less sympathetically by the intelligentsia pass rapidly into the public domain with little scrutiny and much publicity. Two of the biggest proven hoaxes of our time have involved allegations of white men gang-raping a black woman-- first the Tawana Brawley hoax of 1987 and later the false rape charges against three Duke University students in 2006. In both cases, editorial indignation rang out across the land, without a speck of evidence to substantiate either of these charges. Moreover, the denunciations were not limited to the particular men accused, but were often extended to society at large, of whom these men were deemed to be symptoms or 'the tip of the iceberg.' In both cases, the charges fit a pre-existing vision, and that apparently made mundane facts unnecessary. Another widely publicized hoax-- one to which the President of the United States added his sub-hoax-- was a 1996 story appearing in USA Today under the headline, 'Arson at Black Churches Echoes Bigotry of the Past.' There was, according to USA Today, 'an epidemic of church burning,' targeting black churches. Like the gang-rape hoaxes, this story spread rapidly through the media. The Chicago Tribune referred to 'an epidemic of criminal and cowardly arson' leaving black churches in ruins. As with the gang-rape hoaxes, comments on the church fire stories went beyond those who were supposed to have set these fires to blame forces at work in society at large. Jesse Jackson was quoted was quoted in the New York Times as calling these arsons part of a 'cultural conspiracy' against blacks, which 'reflected the heightened racial tensions in the south that have been exacerbated by the assault on affirmative action and the populist oratory of Republican politicians like Pat Buchanan.' Time magazine writer Jack White likewise blamed 'the coded phrases' of Republican leaders for 'encouraging the arsonists.' Columnist Barbara Reynolds of USA Today said that the fires were 'an attempt to murder the spirit of black America.' New York Times columnist Bob Herbert said, "The fuel for these fires can be traced to a carefully crafted environment of bigotry and hatred that was developed over the last century.' As with the gang-rape hoaxes, the charges publicized were taken as reflecting on the whole society, not just those supposedly involved in what was widely presumed to be arson, rather than fires that break out for a variety of other reasons. Washington Post columnist Dorothy Gilliam said that society in effect was 'giving these arsonists permission to commit these horrible crimes.' The climax of these comments came when President Bill Clinton, in his weekly radio address, said that these church burnings recalled similar burnings of black churches in Arkansas when he was a boy. There were more that 2,000 media stories done on the subject after the President's address. This story began to unravel when factual research showed that (1) no black churches were burned in Arkansas when Bill Clinton was growing up, (2) there had been no increase in fires at black churches, but an actual decrease over the previous 15 years, (3) the incidence of fires at white churches was similar to the incidence of fires at black churches, and (4) where there was arson, one-third of the suspects were black. However, retractions of the original story-- where there were retractions at all-- typically were given far less prominence than the original banner headlines and heated editorial comments.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mark Twain

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Philip J. Davis

Most writers on the subject seem to agree that the typical working mathematician is a Platonist on weekdays and a formalist on Sundays.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Marilyn Vos Savant

In my opinion, defining intelligence is much like defining beauty, and I don’t mean that it’s in the eye of the beholder. To illustrate, let’s say that you are the only beholder, and your word is final. Would you be able to choose the 1000 most beautiful women in the country? And if that sounds impossible, consider this: Say you’re now looking at your picks. Could you compare them to each other and say which one is more beautiful? For example, who is more beautiful— Katie Holmes or Angelina Jolie? How about Angelina Jolie or Catherine Zeta-Jones? I think intelligence is like this. So many factors are involved that attempts to measure it are useless. Not that IQ tests are useless. Far from it. Good tests work: They measure a variety of mental abilities, and the best tests do it well. But they don’t measure intelligence itself.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michael Schumacher

I didn't have statistics in my mind when I was racing. It was always a consequence - a nice consequence. I enjoyed it, but it wasn't the reason I was racing.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Benjamin Franklin

Man is a tool-making animal

By Anonym 14 Sep

Edward Kasner

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Yash Thakur

Writing requires immortal thoughts hidden in your conscience which lead you to all philosophical, emotional, romantic statistics of the humans of this celestial world.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ian Hacking

Statistics began as the systematic study of quantitative facts about the state.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charles Babbage

I wish to God these calculations had been executed by steam.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Charles Wheelan

Statistical malfeasance has very little to do with bad math. Judgement an integrity turn out to be surprisingly important. A detailed knowledge of statistics does not deter wrongdoing any more than a detailed knowledge of the law averts criminal behavior.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Iain M. Banks

[I]t would be a niceness that was enforced leniently, patiently and gracefully, with the sort of unflappable self-certainty [they] couldn't help displaying when all its statistics proved that it really was doing the right thing.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Amit Kalantri

In the business people with expertise, experience and evidence will make more profitable decisions than people with instinct, intuition and imagination.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Bernard Osei Annang

The average human being follows the statistics but the success minded human being changes the face of the statistics.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Richard Bach

Not being known doesn't stop the truth from being true.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Gottfried Leibniz

Nature has established patterns originating in the return of events, but only for the most part. New illnesses flood the human race, so that no matter how many experiments you have done on corpses, you have not thereby immposd a limit on the nature of events so that in the future they could not vary.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Edward Tufte

If the statistics are boring, you've got the wrong numbers.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Henry David Thoreau

Our statistics are at fault: the population has been returned too large. How many men are there to a square thousand miles in this country? Hardly one.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Sukant Ratnakar

Whatever we do during the day, becomes part of the history tomorrow. History is the record of our actions which can’t be undone and our every action becomes a dot in the trend time, making it possible to predict the future

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gregg Easterbrook

Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Donald Knuth

The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Edward Tufte

If the statistics are boring, then you've got the wrong numbers.