Best 388 of Bullshit quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bill Maher

What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this bullshit into my head. I believed in Santa Claus and the Fairy Godmother, of course I believed in a virgin birth, and a guy lived in a whale, and a woman came from a rib. But then something happened that made me doubt all of it: I graduated sixth grade!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marion Barry

I had my bad times. But the good news is that every time this has happened I've taken full responsibility for it. I don't try to duck it, I don't try to dodge it, I don't try to bullshit about it. Truth crushed to the ground will rise again. And that's what my life has been about.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Teju Cole

It takes a few years to understand what we've lived through. At the moment, we're still sort of mired in the irrelevant bullshit. There isn't yet that public conversation about 9/11.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dan Mangan

It's the sick and twisted male fantasy that we want classy ladies out in the world that make us look good, but in the bedroom, men want subservient women who please all of their whims. It's the typical bullshit of male ego.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ilona Andrews

Who is there with you?" "Raphael" Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in three hours. Where are you?" "I said it's nothing major." "Bullshit. You wouldn't work with Raphael unless the Apocalypse was imminent and that was the only way to prevent it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Roger Ailes

Most of the media bullshit you about who they are. We don’t. We’re not programming to conservatives, we’re just not eliminating their point of view.

By Anonym 15 Sep

David Foster Wallace

'This thing I feel, I can't name it straight out but it seems important, do you feel it too?' — this sort of direct question is not for the squeamish. For one thing, it's perilously close to 'Do you like me? Please like me,' which you know quite well that 99% of all the interhuman manipulation and bullshit gamesmanship that goes on goes on precisely because the idea of saying this sort of thing straight out is regarded as somehow obscene.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Harlan Coben

..."better to have loved and lost" bullshit. Don't show me paradise and then burn it down.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Georges Laraque

I haven't played a single game all year. This is bullshit!

By Anonym 16 Sep

John Thomas Idlet

getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that nine tenths of what goes down is bullshit that there's just no way to be with people & not smear yr tongue with bullshit lies that it doesn't help to fuck with people & anyway once you know how it's no fun any more

By Anonym 13 Sep

Daria Werbowy

I like terrifying. Modeling's terrifying to a lot of people too. Standing in front of a camera is terrifying. I like a challenge. Sailing really forces you to be present and in the moment. You kind of forget about the bullshit of life. Your thoughts go away because you're focused on making sure everything's working. I like being in that place.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lady Sovereign

I just wanna perform, I wanna get back on the scene, I wanna do all the festivals and stuff like that. I don't necessarily want to do all the bullshit that comes with it, like tons and tons of interviews, unnecessary things and all that.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Drew Barrymore

I think video village is bullshit. It's like it's a breeding ground for people to nitpick and feel important. It's just such a weird dynamic.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rikki Rockett

I am for the animals, I couldn't care less about your need to eat animals, wear them, shoot them or exploit them. Too bad if you consider it suffering to let all that self-centered and traditional bullshit stop you from having the will to help the animals.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jamie Mcguire

I couldn't imagine being a girl. The bullshit routine they had to go through just to get out the door consumed half of their lives.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Damian Loeb

Every art critic and every writer doesn't have a frame to start off from. If I made a statement saying, "This is Abstract Expressionism," they could go, "Well, he failed miserably," or, "Fantastic, this is a new genius!" But in art history, I don't see any of the artists I like spewing bullshit. I don't see anyone recording it or pronouncing what they were doing.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John C. Lilly

As I say at the beginning of my workshops, 'Everything I say here is a lie -- bullshit, in other words -- because anything that you put in words is not experience, is not the experiment. It's a representation -- a misrepresentation.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kevin Hart

There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ann Brashares

She had never had a boy talk to her like that. There was no cover of bullshit, no flirtation, no added charm, but his look was searing. He was different from anyone she had known.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Richard Stallman

People said I should accept the world. Bullshit! I don't accept the world.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chuck Palahniuk

Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Myla Goldberg

I’m a total atheist, and for me it’s just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of living.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elin Hilderbrand

If you love something, set it free. If it was meant to be, it will come back to you. But this, of course, was bullshit. If you loved something and let it go...it would (hello!) find something else to love.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Justin Halpern

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Harry Frankfurt

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lauren Oliver

It's amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me - such bullshit.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Brian Koppelman

All screenwriting books are bullshit, all. Watch movies, read screenplays. Let them be your guide.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Neil Young

And as an afterthought, this too must be told: Some people have taken pure bullshit and turned it into gold.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Justin Halpern

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gonjasufi

I've dealt with a lot of bullshit because of the way I look and a lot of misconceptions about what people should be afraid of.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Steig Larsson

And I guess that in some way I'm falling for you because you are who you are. It's easy to sleep with you because there's no bullshit and you make me feel safe. But this all started because I gave in to a crazy impulse. It doesn't happen very often, and I hadn't planned it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

George Carlin

Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Hanzi Freinacht

In plain English, you need to wrestle the doubts and accusations that it’s all just bullshit. And, needless to say, the majority of the work of the triple-H population is undeniably so. The reason that it’s so valuable to society is just that some of it isn’t bullshit and even a small percentage of genuine innovations of software, culture or lifestyle can have a huge impact. Still, you never quite know if you are the bullshitter or the hero, or if you are being sold utter bullshit.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Henry Rollins

Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit.

By Anonym 15 Sep

David Weigel

You need to quickly recognize when and why you're being spooned bullshit. That happens very often, but it happens for a reason.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Brad Blanton

Life goes on and the truth changes; this just happens to be the way life is. What was once true is often no longer true just a little while later. Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Harry G. Frankfurt

When we characterize talk as hot air, we mean that what comes out of the speaker’s mouth is only that. It is mere vapor. His speech is empty, without substance or content. His use of language, accordingly, does not contribute to the purpose it purports to serve. No more information is communicated than if the speaker had merely exhaled. There are similarities between hot air and excrement, incidentally, which make hot air seem an especially suitable equivalent for bullshit. Just as hot air is speech that has been emptied of all informative content, so excrement is matter from which everything nutritive has been removed. Excrement may be regarded as the corpse of nourishment, what remains when the vital elements in food have been exhausted. […] In any event, it cannot serve the purposes of sustenance, any more than hot air can serve those of communication.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mark Rippetoe

You are right to be wary. There is much bullshit. Be wary of me too, because I may be wrong. Make up your own mind after you evaluate all the evidence and the logic.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Raekwon

We was just young guys who wanted to change. We got tired of doin' this same everyday bullshit that we was doin', and we all felt like we had dreams o' bein' a big star. You know, as far as with myself, I never really took it that serious as bein' a star. I only took it that serious as bein' a emcee, which is two different things. You know what I mean?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Van Morrison

I was just getting tired of the image bullshit...that man of mystery trip and what have you. What's that all about?

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Frey

Coming after all the bullshit related to A Million Little Pieces, nobody was expecting anything from me. No publisher, no agent, no one. Just me and the book. It was great.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rakim

I try to keep myself out of the unnecessary bullshit.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dustin Hoffman

Someone once said to me, 'Some of us choose to live with a lifeboat just a little bit out of our reach.' I'd like to reach a point where I no longer bullshit myself. I think that's the natural human condition - to lie to yourself. Because the truth is painful.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Melina Marchetta

I don't say anything and he casually leans against my desk, picking up the novel that's sitting there. "It's bullshit," he tells me, flicking through it. "There's no such thing as Atticus Finch." I shrug. "It'd be nice if there was, though.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bart Yates

I once heard some idiot on the radio saying that all great art has suffering as its dominant theme, and that the greatest artists are only able to create because they suffer immensely in their own lives. What a bunch of bullshit. Look at Van Gogh's paintings: there's as much joy in them as there is pain. Suffering is only a single color, and by itself it's boring.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dave Barry

I know that all over America there's probably politicians sending out pictures of themselves signing that mandatory helmet bill, but it's bullshit. I say that as a parent.

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Carlin

Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] "Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Janeane Garofalo

The teabaggers - do I know every single one of them? No. Can I see that there's a lot of racist bullshit going on? Absolutely. Would it have been welcome to see more of these "anti-government" types around after the stolen election? It would have been good to see it. I wouldn't have liked to see them with their immigrant-bashing and their stupid signs.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Fante

Literary criticism is generally bunk. Nonsense. Usually based on self-serving post-intellectual bullshit.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Chuck Palahniuk

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.