Best 36 of Rehab quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kim Clijsters

All my time in rehab has made me appreciate tennis more than ever.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Anthony Liccione

Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rose Macaulay

Age has extremely little to do with anything that matters. The difference between one age and another is, as a rule, enormously exaggerated.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nick Saint Clair

I’ve been married but I’m not anymore. And I still believe in love.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jamie Mccall

Be your OWN celebrity!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jerzy Pilch

In the Alco Ward a dispute had broken out over plagiarism. Incidentally, when I arrived there for the first time I did not have the slightest notion that I was crossing the threshold of a creative writing program, that I was entering a community of people of the pen, of writers who were incessantly creating their alcoholic autobiographies, recording their innermost feeling in cheap sixty-page notebooks that were called emotional journals, laboriously assembling their drunkard's confessions.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Craig Ferguson

I told her that I didn't want to take any drugs. That I had come here not to take drugs. "Listen," she said, not unkindly, "up until now I would say that ninety-nine percent of all the narcotics you have taken in your life you bought from guys you didn't know, in bathrooms or on street corners, something like that. Correct?" I nodded. "Well these guys could have been selling you salt or strychnine. They didn't care. They wanted your money. I don't care about your money, and, unlike your previous suppliers, I went to college to study just the right drugs to give to people like you in order to help you get better. So, bearing all that in mind ... Take the fucking drugs!" I took the drugs.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It almost never takes a pleasant state of mind to desire to be high or drunk.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Rob Dinsmoor

Procrastination has been a boon to my sobriety. I keep thinking I'd like to go out and get really trashed some night--but not tonight. It's really a variant of "One Step at a Time.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Chris Prentiss

We wouldn't have much need of a war if people stopped using drugs. It's like taking up a fight against the use of headache remedies; it will never work until the condition causing people's headache pain is healed.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Michael Douglas

I went into rehab to save my marriage, but I wound up saving myself.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Russell Brand

Addiction is a serious desease; it will end with jail, mental institutions or death.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richard Krajicek

There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for something too

By Anonym 13 Sep

Stephen Fry

A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number of some foul rehab clinic and my lance was free.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Chris Sullivan

Back in those days I was stoned almost twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. The difference today is that there is nothing you or anyone else could say to persuade me to inhale enough even to fill a flea’s lung with cannabis. It’s actually impossible to measure how fantastic I feel.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Nic Sheff

Now is now. There is nothing but now... This, right here, is all there is.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Josh Stern

If you deny the existence of a higher being, you've never been to rehab

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicole Richie

All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Craig Ferguson

Gillette--The best a man can get." I stared at the screen. What happened to me? I was meant to be one of those guys, vigorous and athletic and successful and, most of all, American. I was going to walk on the moon, be a movie star or a rock got or a comedian. I was going to have an amazing life and kids with Helen and die like Chaplin a thousand years from now in my Beverly Hills mansion surrounded by my adoring family, with the grieving world media standing by. Instead, I was just another show-business mediocrity. A drunk who shat his pants and ran for help. My life had been careless and selfish. Pleasure in the moment was my only thought, my solitary motivation. I had disappointed whoever had been foolish enough to love me, and left them scarred. I was a very long way from being the best a man can get.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Pax Prentiss

I spent the rest of that day and most of the night thinking about all the hundreds of people I had met in rehabs and sober living houses and on the streets. We were all medicating our fears and our pain!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Susan Cheever

I think 12-step programs really work, rehab really works, certain types of therapies and talking to other addicts really work. There are a lot of things that work - that isn't the problem. The problem is getting the addicts to say they're addicts. The problem is admitting it.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Dana Marton

You can’t just walk up to a stand of unsuspecting oaks and start touching. They’d think you’re getting fresh with them.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ireland Baldwin

Apparently I'm in rehab for intensive partying soooo I'm just going to lay pretty low for a bit and maybe get some frozen yogurt.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kirk Hammett

And, you know, whenever you check yourself into rehab, they don't focus on, you know, the fact that you're an alcoholic. They go much deeper, you know? I mean, they go way deep. They crack you open and then spill you out and examine all the things that are on the table.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Carrie Fisher

Karl Marx: "Religion is the opiate of the masses." Carrie Fisher: "I did masses of opiates religiously.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lauren Beukes

I smile thinly, to make it clear that this will happen when hell turns into a family friendly summer resort.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Amy Reed

The first week is the hardest. Then little by little the world opens up, and you realize there are all these people around you with their own needs that have nothing to do with you. Then you forget, and everything’s about you again. And maybe that cycle continues for the rest of your life. Maybe the world keeps expanding and contracting. Maybe you know you’re well when it finally stays the same size.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is way less foolish to throw your money away than it is to use it to buy and then consume things such as cigarettes.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lindsay Lohan

It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said that I would die before I went to rehab. But I thought, 'I'm going to stay here tonight.' And I stayed there for a month. It was great.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Curt Schilling

It is all about rehab. Most doctors can make you 100 percent well physically. I would tell you that it is 25 percent about the surgery and 75 percent about the rehab.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Robbie Williams

When people come out of rehab, they usually go to secondary rehab for another six months and then enter back into society gradually. But I came out and did Top Of The Pops straight away!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Steven Adler

I wasn't able to make the full commitment until I met 'Celebrity Rehab's' Dr. Drew

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Addiction denied is recovery delayed.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Wil Wheaton

Either you have a sense of humor about [being a former child star], or you're in rehab. There's not a lot of gray area.