Best 93 of Jersey quotes - MyQuotes
I'm from the dirty depths of New Jersey.
I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.
Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.
I wear whatever makes me comfortable on stage, so that I feel confident. Some days it's a plaid skirt with a button-up and other days it's jeans with a hockey jersey and platforms.
I’m a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down
I was born in Long Branch, New Jersey, and no one had ever taught anybody that young, back in those days.
It was a strike against me that I didn't wear baggy jeans and jerseys and that I never hustled, never sold drugs.
I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no rules then. They didn't make you tuck your jerseys in and it was just comfortable for me.
I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine.
Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!
Our conversation with the supermarket manager had been about as helpful as a New Jersey road sign, and if you've ever been there, you know the signs don't tell you the exit you're coming up to, they only point out the exits you've just missed.
Jon Bon Jovi
If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it is here. It's the best kept secret.
We're called New Jersey but we're actually the suburbs of New York.
My goal was to make New Jersey's state government a model for all other states to emulate, hopefully thereby to stem, or at least slow down, the flow of power to the federal government.
Rachele Brooke Smith
I would always wear basketball jerseys and have my hair in a ponytail.
The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.
Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.
New Jersey for me is so alive with history. It's old, dynamic, African-American, Latino.
Neil Degrasse Tyson
Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer.
Jon Bon Jovi
Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.
My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey.
Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.
The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli
Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.
Jon Bon Jovi
Jersey girls have this inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girls.
If you look at old football pictures, the jerseys were hanging, the sleeves were dangling, but now everything is tucked and tailored.
The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend
When youre touring and the minute you tell someone that youre from Jersey its the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail.
I’m from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge.
Come with me." "Come with you? To Pandemonium? To the Void? And here I thought that my invitation to summer in New Jersey was the worst I had ever received.
It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.
I have 23 top players and they are all ready to put on the jersey and work on the pitch and that makes you happy and then you have peace of mind.
I'm just this Dominican kid from New Jersey.
Manhattan is a narrow island off the coast of New Jersey devoted to the pursuit of lunch.
Never wear pride as the jersey of your dreams. You will miss the goal and lose your dreams if you put on pride!
My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.
I also love horseback riding in New Jersey.
My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as much as possible.
I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey.
New Jersey gives us glue.
If you're in the contracting business in this country, you're suspect. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey, you're indictable. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey and are Italian, you're convicted.
What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?
Wait." Clary was suddenly nervous. "The melted metal-it could be, like, toxic or something." Maia snorted. "I'm from New Jersey. I born in toxic sludge.
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn't a steak.
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.
I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.
Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.
Not a good night for President Obama. He lost elections in Virginia, New Jersey, and he's not doing good in Afghanistan either.
Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.
As I climbed the electoral ladder - from state assemblyman to mayor of Woodbridge and finally to governor of New Jersey - political compromises came easy to me because I'd learned how to keep a part of myself innocent of them.