Best 93 of Jersey quotes - MyQuotes

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Ezra Miller

I'm from the dirty depths of New Jersey.

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Oscar Nunez

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

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Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.

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Sky Ferreira

I wear whatever makes me comfortable on stage, so that I feel confident. Some days it's a plaid skirt with a button-up and other days it's jeans with a hockey jersey and platforms.

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Teresa Giudice

I’m a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down

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Bernie Worrell

I was born in Long Branch, New Jersey, and no one had ever taught anybody that young, back in those days.

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Kanye West

It was a strike against me that I didn't wear baggy jeans and jerseys and that I never hustled, never sold drugs.

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Bo Ellis

I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no rules then. They didn't make you tuck your jerseys in and it was just comfortable for me.

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Chris Paul

I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine.

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Jonah

Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

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Neal Shusterman

Our conversation with the supermarket manager had been about as helpful as a New Jersey road sign, and if you've ever been there, you know the signs don't tell you the exit you're coming up to, they only point out the exits you've just missed.

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Jon Bon Jovi

If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it is here. It's the best kept secret.

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Harlan Coben

We're called New Jersey but we're actually the suburbs of New York.

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Charles Edison

My goal was to make New Jersey's state government a model for all other states to emulate, hopefully thereby to stem, or at least slow down, the flow of power to the federal government.

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Rachele Brooke Smith

I would always wear basketball jerseys and have my hair in a ponytail.

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Andy Warhol

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

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Amy Poehler

Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.

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Junot Diaz

New Jersey for me is so alive with history. It's old, dynamic, African-American, Latino.

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Neil Degrasse Tyson

Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer.

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Jon Bon Jovi

Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.

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Adam Lambert

My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey.

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Paul Rudnick

Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

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Janet Evanovich

The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli

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Janet Evanovich

Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

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Jon Bon Jovi

Jersey girls have this inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girls.

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Andre Benjamin

If you look at old football pictures, the jerseys were hanging, the sleeves were dangling, but now everything is tucked and tailored.

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Nicole Polizzi

The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend

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Gerard Way

When youre touring and the minute you tell someone that youre from Jersey its the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail.

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Cassandra Clare

I’m from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge.

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Cassandra Clare

Come with me." "Come with you? To Pandemonium? To the Void? And here I thought that my invitation to summer in New Jersey was the worst I had ever received.

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Janet Evanovich

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

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Diego Maradona

I have 23 top players and they are all ready to put on the jersey and work on the pitch and that makes you happy and then you have peace of mind.

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Junot Diaz

I'm just this Dominican kid from New Jersey.

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Raymond Sokolov

Manhattan is a narrow island off the coast of New Jersey devoted to the pursuit of lunch.

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Israelmore Ayivor

Never wear pride as the jersey of your dreams. You will miss the goal and lose your dreams if you put on pride!

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Diablo Cody

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.

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Eva Herzigova

I also love horseback riding in New Jersey.

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Kal Penn

My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as much as possible.

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Maysoon Zayid

I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey.

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Howard Dietz

New Jersey gives us glue.

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Raymond J. Donovan

If you're in the contracting business in this country, you're suspect. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey, you're indictable. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey and are Italian, you're convicted.

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O. Henry

What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?

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Cassandra Clare

Wait." Clary was suddenly nervous. "The melted metal-it could be, like, toxic or something." Maia snorted. "I'm from New Jersey. I born in toxic sludge.

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Jimmy Fallon

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn't a steak.

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George Carlin

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

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Zach Braff

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

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Rick Riordan

Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.

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Jay Leno

Not a good night for President Obama. He lost elections in Virginia, New Jersey, and he's not doing good in Afghanistan either.

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Bruce Springsteen

Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.

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James Mcgreevey

As I climbed the electoral ladder - from state assemblyman to mayor of Woodbridge and finally to governor of New Jersey - political compromises came easy to me because I'd learned how to keep a part of myself innocent of them.