Best 93 of Jersey quotes - MyQuotes

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Bruce Springsteen

Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.

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Neil Degrasse Tyson

Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer.

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Eugene Ormandy

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.

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Charles Barkley

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

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Junot Diaz

New Jersey for me is so alive with history. It's old, dynamic, African-American, Latino.

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Jay Leno

So, the Phoenix Suns are wearing jerseys written in Spanish, made in China, modeled after their best player, Canadian Steve Nash. There you go. That is America.

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Cassandra Clare

Wait." Clary was suddenly nervous. "The melted metal-it could be, like, toxic or something." Maia snorted. "I'm from New Jersey. I born in toxic sludge.

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Gerard Way

When youre touring and the minute you tell someone that youre from Jersey its the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail.

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Harlan Coben

We're called New Jersey but we're actually the suburbs of New York.

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Kal Penn

My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as much as possible.

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Eva Herzigova

I also love horseback riding in New Jersey.

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Diego Maradona

I have 23 top players and they are all ready to put on the jersey and work on the pitch and that makes you happy and then you have peace of mind.

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Tyler Hoechlin

The one I can't imagine anyone taking seriously, but was one of my favorites, was the mesh football jersey top, paired with a really short pair of athletic shorts.

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Jon Bon Jovi

Jersey girls have this inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girls.

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Howard Dietz

New Jersey gives us glue.

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Harry Sinden

Putting on the same jerseys doesn’t make a team. You’re still just a collection of individuals until you find a common goal.

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Deforest Soaries

I was the Secretary of State of New Jersey in November 2000. I paid careful attention to the challenges that stemmed from inadequate voting systems in various places.

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Israelmore Ayivor

Never wear pride as the jersey of your dreams. You will miss the goal and lose your dreams if you put on pride!

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Sky Ferreira

I wear whatever makes me comfortable on stage, so that I feel confident. Some days it's a plaid skirt with a button-up and other days it's jeans with a hockey jersey and platforms.

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Fran Lebowitz

The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

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Patti Smith

I was raised in rural south Jersey, and there was no culture there. There was a small library, and that was it. There was nothing else.

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Teresa Giudice

I’m a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down

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Junot Diaz

My mother took care of us until my father scrammed, and then she ended up working in the small-factory sector of New Jersey with a lot of other immigrants.

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Queen Latifah

New Jersey is a great place to live. And we have given some of the best talent to the world, from Jack Nicholson, John Travolta, to Jerry Lewis to Bon Jovi to Frank Sinatra.

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Paul Rudnick

Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

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James Mcgreevey

As I climbed the electoral ladder - from state assemblyman to mayor of Woodbridge and finally to governor of New Jersey - political compromises came easy to me because I'd learned how to keep a part of myself innocent of them.

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Junot Diaz

I have a very powerful sense of place, but I have a very powerful sense of being a migrant, so it's both. It seems like I'm always leaving my home. That's part of the formula. I love the Dominican Republic. I go back all the time. I love New Jersey. Go back all the time.

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Lorene Scafaria

I'm from Jersey, so I have a love of T.G.I. Friday's and chain restaurants in general. When you go to a Friday's, it seems like everyone's on ecstasy and way too happy anyway.

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Jon Stewart

No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.

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Ryan Mcginley

I put all of my time into art because I couldn't go back to Jersey and work at Starbucks.

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Doug Mientkiewicz

Everyday people don't understand what he did for everybody and anybody who wore a Twins jersey.

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Rachele Brooke Smith

I would always wear basketball jerseys and have my hair in a ponytail.

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Andre Benjamin

If you look at old football pictures, the jerseys were hanging, the sleeves were dangling, but now everything is tucked and tailored.

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Rick Riordan

Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.

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George Carlin

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

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Janet Evanovich

The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli

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Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.

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Chris Paul

I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine.

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Chloe Sevigny

I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'

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Zach Braff

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

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Janet Evanovich

Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

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David Safier

Por desgracia, él no se conformaba con besarme, siempre quería meterme la mano por debajo del jersey. Yo no se lo permitía porque pensaba que ya había tiempo para eso. Una opinión que él no compartía. Por eso, en una fiesta de confirmandos, metió la mano debajo del jersey de otra, justo delante de mis ojos. Y el mundo que yo conocía acabó en aquel momento.

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Jay Leno

Not a good night for President Obama. He lost elections in Virginia, New Jersey, and he's not doing good in Afghanistan either.

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Oscar Nunez

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

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Cassandra Clare

Come with me." "Come with you? To Pandemonium? To the Void? And here I thought that my invitation to summer in New Jersey was the worst I had ever received.

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Carlene Bauer

I'd send a peach pie through the mail but I trust only Jersey peaches and it looks like they don't let them into the city.

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Kanye West

It was a strike against me that I didn't wear baggy jeans and jerseys and that I never hustled, never sold drugs.

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Raymond J. Donovan

If you're in the contracting business in this country, you're suspect. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey, you're indictable. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey and are Italian, you're convicted.

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Cassandra Clare

I’m from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge.

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Robert Anton Wilson

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.