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Karen Marie Moning
Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?
I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.
Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.
Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
Christian Nestell Bovee
A mother is the best friend God ever gave.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a National Dairy Council. Why do we have a meat group? Because we have an extremely powerful meat lobby.
He has a heart of gold - only harder.
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.
When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.
They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together.
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
Arthur Conan Doyle
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease.
Truth is what stands the test of experience.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself.
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
All good things come to those who wait.
I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
Rupaul Andre Charles
Don't take life too seriously.
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.