Best 276 of Funny inspirational quotes - MyQuotes
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
Christian Nestell Bovee
A mother is the best friend God ever gave.
The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves
The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.
I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.
J. Paul Getty
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
[Hope is] the dream of a waking man.
Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.
I guess good things come to those who wait.
I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.
Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive.
Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Even the gods love jokes.
James Bryant Conant
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
Franklin P. Adams
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a National Dairy Council. Why do we have a meat group? Because we have an extremely powerful meat lobby.
It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.
Nothing recedes like success.
Rupaul Andre Charles
Don't take life too seriously.
I'm a big health-food freak and a vegetarian devotee.
Arthur Conan Doyle
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself.
He has a heart of gold - only harder.
When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the best athlete. Not only do people not care about any of that the second you graduate, but when you get older, if you reference your successes in high school too much, it actually makes you look kind of pitiful, like some babbling old Tennessee Williams character with nothing else going on in her current life. What I’ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair.
I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.