Best 276 of Funny inspirational quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Stan Kelly-bootle

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

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Harriet Martineau

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.

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Geraldine Ferraro

It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Regina Brett

If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

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Christian Nestell Bovee

A mother is the best friend God ever gave.

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Swami Vivekananda

The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves

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Amy Poehler

The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.

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Shania Twain

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.

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J. Paul Getty

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Winston Churchill

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened

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Hippocrates

To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.

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Bette Davis

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

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Aristotle

[Hope is] the dream of a waking man.

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Hippocrates

Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.

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Kurt Busch

I guess good things come to those who wait.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Karen Salmansohn

I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Phyllis Diller

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Chuck Noll

Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kareena Kapoor

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Clive James

Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Hippocrates

Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Russell Conwell

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Socrates

The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.

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Alan Kay

Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Donald Knuth

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Carol Burnett

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

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Plato

Even the gods love jokes.

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Bryant Conant

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

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Paul Coffey

Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alan Perlis

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Paul Stanley

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

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Jamie Zawinski

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Franklin P. Adams

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

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Marion Nestle

The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a National Dairy Council. Why do we have a meat group? Because we have an extremely powerful meat lobby.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sandy Lyle

It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.

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Walter Winchell

Nothing recedes like success.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rupaul Andre Charles

Don't take life too seriously.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chelsea Clinton

I'm a big health-food freak and a vegetarian devotee.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Arthur Conan Doyle

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

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Charlyne Yi

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

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Usher

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself.

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Adolphe Menjou

He has a heart of gold - only harder.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jill Shalvis

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

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Steven Wright

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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Mindy Kaling

Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the best athlete. Not only do people not care about any of that the second you graduate, but when you get older, if you reference your successes in high school too much, it actually makes you look kind of pitiful, like some babbling old Tennessee Williams character with nothing else going on in her current life. What I’ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Amy Poehler

I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Phyllis Diller

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jules Renard

If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Shakespeare

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.