Best 276 of Funny inspirational quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Geraldine Ferraro

It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Donald Trump

According to the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, fish have feelings too. Whenever my sons go fishing they always tell me, "Dad it doesn't hurt a fish to get hooked." Well I watch and I see and I believe it's painful for the fish.

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Stan Kelly-bootle

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

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Jules Renard

If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.

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Christian Nestell Bovee

A mother is the best friend God ever gave.

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John Desmond Bernal

The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.

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Amy Poehler

The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.

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Albert Einstein

Truth is what stands the test of experience.

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Woody Allen

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

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Russell Conwell

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

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Ann Landers

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

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William Shakespeare

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

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Ellen Degeneres

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

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Mark Twain

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

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Sandy Lyle

It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.

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Charlyne Yi

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

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Theodore Isaac Rubin

Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best.

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Phyllis Diller

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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Gracie Allen

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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Stella Mccartney

Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that they are, and they are. My mum taught me to have a soul.

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Paul Stanley

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

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Rita Rudner

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

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Alan Perlis

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

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Clive James

Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive.

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Karen Marie Moning

Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.

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Phyllis Diller

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

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Mark Twain

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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Dick Van Dyke

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

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Clifton Fadiman

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

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Harriet Martineau

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.

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Hippocrates

Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.

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Hippocrates

Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease.

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Swami Vivekananda

The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves

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Donald Knuth

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

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Devon Aoki

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

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Kurt Busch

I guess good things come to those who wait.

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Carol Burnett

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

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Violet Fane

All things come to those who wait.

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Groucho Marx

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

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Jim Beaver

While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It sounded like 'All lub boo,' but I didn't care. To reciprocate, I showed her what an ex-Marine looks like when he cries.

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Hillary Clinton

Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn't take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise.

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Max Eastman

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

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Woody Harrelson

I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier

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Winston Churchill

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened

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Gilda Radner

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

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Mindy Kaling

Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the best athlete. Not only do people not care about any of that the second you graduate, but when you get older, if you reference your successes in high school too much, it actually makes you look kind of pitiful, like some babbling old Tennessee Williams character with nothing else going on in her current life. What I’ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair.

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Paul Coffey

Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.

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Adolphe Menjou

He has a heart of gold - only harder.

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Hippocrates

To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.

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Benjamin Franklin

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.