Best 60 of Cigar quotes - MyQuotes
A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.
I’ve seen how cigarettes went from being advertised in every type of media to being something found to be deadly… they can’t kill me no matter how many of them I smoke but I’ve seen humans die from smoking them… if I were you I would stop smoking them.” “Why should I? You smoke ‘em all the time, you chain-smoke cigarettes,” Mandy pointed out. “Yeah, I started doing that back in the Sixties… for reasons you likely saw on those VHS tapes… but I’m not a person, I’m Pollution, things like that aren’t dangerous to me but they are to you,” Alecto told her. “It’s not a good idea.
An ad for cigars appears in 100,000 newspapers; sales of that brand increase by 3% for a short time thereafter. A new play receives a viciously negative review in a theatrical journal that prints 500 copies; the playwright shoots himself. Who’s the better writer?
I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.
Alfred De Musset
Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.
Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.
A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.
Cigars are no safe alternative act.
An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'
Robert Louis Stevenson
I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice has nothing to deter it.
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.
No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.
There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.
I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except for special occasions. And yes, I do know the difference.
And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for the slight haze it produced in his head.
If you can't send money, send tobacco.
The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.
I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully
I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.
He smells of secondhand cigar smoke and a brew of perfumes from his bachelor party, but it would be enticing foreplay to shower him fresh before sullying him anew.
Catherine The Great
Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my lips to those of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke.'
The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.
Hamilton Wright Mabie
He strains his conversation through a cigar.
Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.
With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.
The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.
If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.
I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.
My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.
I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.
If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
I smell your cigar. Delicious! Give me one directly.
Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke cigarettes and cigar. Some cigar wickeder den herb. Yeah, man, ya can't smoke cigar. Smoke herb. Some big cigar me see man wit', God bless! Me tell him must smoke herb.
Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.
There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.
Cigars should be like onions," she said, unfastening the catch and pushing back the pane. "Either the whole company does, or the whole company does not.
Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it is harder to find out how he feels.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.
My first stringed instrument was a cigar box banjo where I cut and turned the pegs and strung the wires myself.
Franklin P. Adams
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.
Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.
Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.
If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.