Best 60 of Cigar quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Gissing

A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rebecca Mcnutt

I’ve seen how cigarettes went from being advertised in every type of media to being something found to be deadly… they can’t kill me no matter how many of them I smoke but I’ve seen humans die from smoking them… if I were you I would stop smoking them.” “Why should I? You smoke ‘em all the time, you chain-smoke cigarettes,” Mandy pointed out. “Yeah, I started doing that back in the Sixties… for reasons you likely saw on those VHS tapes… but I’m not a person, I’m Pollution, things like that aren’t dangerous to me but they are to you,” Alecto told her. “It’s not a good idea.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jason Lutes

An ad for cigars appears in 100,000 newspapers; sales of that brand increase by 3% for a short time thereafter. A new play receives a viciously negative review in a theatrical journal that prints 500 copies; the playwright shoots himself. Who’s the better writer?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Al Hirt

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alfred De Musset

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Don Johnson

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

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Mark Twain

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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Barney Frank

I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

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Samuel Fuller

A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

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Ed Markey

Cigars are no safe alternative act.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jimmy Fallon

An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'

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Robert Louis Stevenson

I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice has nothing to deter it.

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Mark Twain

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mark Twain

No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

By Anonym 15 Sep

D. L. Hughley

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Gene Weingarten

I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except for special occasions. And yes, I do know the difference.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Leo Tolstoy

And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for the slight haze it produced in his head.

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George Washington

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jack Nicholson

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

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Phil Jackson

I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully

By Anonym 14 Sep

Becca Fitzpatrick

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Valentine Glass

He smells of secondhand cigar smoke and a brew of perfumes from his bachelor party, but it would be enticing foreplay to shower him fresh before sullying him anew.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Catherine The Great

Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my lips to those of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke.'

By Anonym 14 Sep

George Sand

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Hamilton Wright Mabie

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ruta Sepetys

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

By Anonym 15 Sep

D. L. Hughley

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Evelyn Waugh

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sacha Guitry

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ron White

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sigmund Freud

My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mark Twain

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Makepeace Thackeray

Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

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George Burns

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Wilkie Collins

I smell your cigar. Delicious! Give me one directly.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bob Marley

Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke cigarettes and cigar. Some cigar wickeder den herb. Yeah, man, ya can't smoke cigar. Smoke herb. Some big cigar me see man wit', God bless! Me tell him must smoke herb.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michael Douglas

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Moliere

There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robin Mckinley

Cigars should be like onions," she said, unfastening the catch and pushing back the pane. "Either the whole company does, or the whole company does not.

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Saul Bellow

Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it is harder to find out how he feels.

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Groucho Marx

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Raul Julia

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Will Rogers

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Stephen King

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Carl Sandburg

My first stringed instrument was a cigar box banjo where I cut and turned the pegs and strung the wires myself.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Franklin P. Adams

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robert Louis Stevenson

Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Grantland Rice

Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charles Dickens

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

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Mark Twain

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.