Best 107 of Hipster quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

David Sedaris

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Hedi Slimane

Vulnerability is beautiful to me. There might be a need to fabricate your own beauty paradigms. I guess I never quite bought into any kind of 'standard'.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chad Kroeger

I'm always at the opposite end of the spectrum, the opposite of hipster culture, and I enjoy that.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Emma Mildon

I believe everyone is on a spiritual path—some people know it, some don’t. The ones that know it call themselves religious, spiritual, or Soul Searchers.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jake Shimabukuro

The ukulele totally fits that whole hipster community or whatever you want to call it, but then at the same time it works great in nursing homes where senior citizens get together and play, and then as the traditional Hawaiian instrument with people doing the Hula and strumming the ukulele and singing.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Green

Something invisible snapped inside her.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lidia Yuknavitch

Because rage and violence are human emotions and drives and capacities that inhabit us all. SEE CARL JUNG. Or that hipster Joseph Campbell. Because we all take archetypal journeys in a million ways - literal, symbolic, you name it - that figure, disfigure, and refigure violence.

By Anonym 14 Sep

James Ellroy

My father actually went to college, and my mother went to nursing school, so, you know. I wouldn't... They were actually too square and right-wing to be hip, too well-educated to be white trash, too sexy to be square. They really didn't fit any mold. They weren't really hipsters. They were just - they were two of a kind, those two.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Judd Apatow

My dad was a big fan of comedy. He wanted to be a stand-up. He loved Lenny [Bruce]. He also loved Lord Buckley and jazz and stuff. He was a hipster. My parents were kind of beatnik-y, you know, for Salt Lake City. But my humor, I think, came from wanting to disarm people before they hit me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Woody Allen

I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ottessa Moshfegh

I live in East Hollywood which is sort of the end of the grit, butting up against Silverlake and Los Feliz which are the refined gentrified hipster zones, which I tend to appreciate when I need to get coffee, but I like living in the grit. I like feeling separate from that elitist civilization in some way, even though I don't really "belong" in the grit either. But I do spend more than half my time now in the desert which is really nice - to be off the grid, remembering that the world is bigger than the city streets.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Caroline Kepnes

It's the little things that make you want to kill someone, the way Milo drinks Diet Dr Pepper and ties his Jewfro in a bun and lifts his shirt to show off his stomach and wipes his glasses down even though they're not dirty. Yes, Milo got glasses, and seafoam green Topsiders, and a navy blue Polo-style shirt with a popped collar, and didn't I already kill this guy when he was schilling Home Soda and fucking Guinevere Beck?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Toby Keith

Kids on the Youtube, learning how to be cool.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lenny Bruce

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Thomas Frank

In small towns, bored teenagers turn their eyes longingly to the exciting doings in the big cities, pining for urban amenities like hipster bars and farmers' markets and indie-rock festivals. Like everyone else, they want the vibrant and they will not be denied.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Rainbow Rowell

She was pretty sure Seth had practiced all his facial expressions and gestures in front of a mirror, and worked out which ones made him look like a cross between an Abercrombie model and a kitten.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alison Pill

Well, it's sort of funny to try and get that balance between just accepting the reality of my friend [co-star Satya Bhabha] flying in from the ceiling of the theatre and like starting to do a dance with demon hipster chicks. It's like, so how do we react when he throws fireballs? Are we surprised? Does this happen a lot?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jack White

I came up from growing up with a lot of Catholic guilt, a lot of punk rock, hipster guilt in the later years where I think people have thrown a lot of things on me. Where I always felt like I'm not supposed to tell the horn section what to play or I don't want to come off egotistical.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Albert Camus

A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Susan Juby

When we reached the lobby outside the office, moving like a pair of power walkers--no running in the halls of Green Pastures because there was too much chance of knocking over one of the many ethereal, artistic types wandering around in hip glasses with the wrong prescription... (39)

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Lupton

Typography is what language looks like.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jack White

Nashville has always felt perfect. I don't think Third Man Records could exist in any other town that I know of in America. Anything smaller or larger than the size of Nashville, and also the music - the attention that's paid to music in that town is sort of the right kind. It's not too hipster and it's not too fake; it's something in the middle, which is really good ground for a place like Third Man Records, that aims to be genre-less. It's great to be able to have that kind of access.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Chris Hardwick

The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dana Gould

As hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea.

By Anonym 15 Sep

John Green

You will go to the paper towns and never come back.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Green

I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Hardwick

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Blaise Pascal

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bryan Greenberg

If a fan comes up and it is a middle-aged lady, it is probably from 'Prime'; if it is a younger girl, it is probably from when I guest-starred on 'One Tree Hill.' And if it is, like, a skateboard kid or a hipster kid, I can tell they are 'How to Make It' fans.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Wataru Watari

Youth is lies. Youth is evil. Those who incessantly celebrate their teenage years are lying both to themselves and to those around them. These people interpret everything in their environment as an affirmation of their beliefs, and when they make mistakes that prove fatal, they see those very mistakes as proof of the value of the Teen experience, looking back on it all as part of a beautiful memory. For example, when people like this dirty their hands with criminal Acts like shoplifting or gang violence, they call it mere "youthful indiscretion." When they fail exams, they say that school is about more than just studying. they will twist any common sense or normal interpretation of their actions in the name of the word youth. In their minds, secrets, lies, and even crimes and failures are naught but the spice of youth. And in their wrongdoing and their failures, they discover their own uniqueness. they then conclude that these failures were all entirely part of the Teen experience, but the failures of others are merely defeat. If failure is the proof of the Teen experience, then wouldn't an individual who has failed to make friends be having the ultimate teen experience? But these people would never accept that as truth. Is there a certian are nothing but an excuse. Their principles are based entirely on their own convenience. Thus, their principles are deceit. Lies, deceit, secrets, and fraud are all reprehensible things. These people are evil. And that means, paradoxically, that those who do not celebrate their teenage years are correct and righteous. In conclusion: YOU NORMIES CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rebecca Mcnutt

Her latest client is Professor Desmond Curnin, a university professor who teaches library sciences to large groups of students. He’s quick to pay on-time, quick to never fall behind. He’s a brown-haired man with an unkempt beard and thick-framed hipster glasses. He slides a leather briefcase stuffed with dollar bills into the open window of Geraldine’s car. “Your fly’s unzipped,” Geraldine points out, disgusted. “Who gave you a license to sell hot dogs, buddy?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Tucker Max

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gavin Mcinnes

I've always found that word ["hipster"] is used with such disdain, like it's always used by chubby bloggers who aren't getting laid anymore and are bored, and they're just so mad at these young kids for going out and getting wasted and having fun and being fashionable.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sophie Blackall

I glean a few times a week, and it's all about the subject line. I look for the lyrical, "Billowy Red Scarf Girl" or the funny, "Hipster Chick Who Passed Gas," the unintentionally funny, "Looking for the Hot Girl in Pink Dress," ones that immediately suggest images, "Furry Arms Under a Yellow Umbrella," or the plain odd, "Seeking Girl Who Bit Me Twice..." I don't think I've ever abandoned one... the images usually arrive fully formed in my head as soon as I read the message, and I decide whether to draw it or not.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Green

So I let her go, too. And I'm sorry.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alexa Chung

We've had distressed edges. We've had culottes. We've had high waisted jeans, we've seen the heralding of the new bootcut back again. I'm so sorry to say this to you, but the only way forward is ultra-hipsters, you know? Like super-low cut, low-rider jeans, to the extreme.

By Anonym 14 Sep

David Levithan

it's gonna hurt because it matters.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Everson

I'm beat to the square, and square to the beat, and that's my vocation.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Green

All the things paper-thin and paper-frail, and all the people too.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Chris Hardwick

There's no ironic appreciation of things we love, even of things that are in fact ridiculous, which a hipster might take and own and show the world the humor in it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Green

Here's to all the places we went. And all the places we'll go. And here's to me, whispering again and again and again and again: iloveyou

By Anonym 13 Sep

Katy Perry

I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rick Riordan

I recalled my encounter with the sea goddess Ran, who had described her husband as a hipster who liked microbrewing. At the time, the description had been too weird to comprehend. Afterward, it had seemed funny. Now it seemed a little too real, because I was pretty sure the hipster god in question was standing right in front of me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Green

If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and shoot me.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Herb Kelleher

We have a strategic plan. It's called 'doing things'.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Waters

I love hipsters! Yes, I think they're hilarious. The really cute ones try to look ugly just to prove "I can't be ugly." Normcore was kind of funny too.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Federico Fellini

The visionary is the only realist.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jack Kerouac

They were like the man with the dungeon stone and gloom, rising from the underground, the sordid hipsters of America, a new beat generation that I was slowly joining.

By Anonym 15 Sep

John Ridley

When I was young and I look at the things that I wrote - I don't think that was the word they used back then, but they had a hipster sensibility. They were a little irreverent.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Joseph M. Kahn

Kids today are sold so much, by corporations and media and commercials and advertising and music videos, that I do. A lot of times, they retain that stuff and wear it, and that's the concept of a hipster. It's about owning it and redefining it, on your own level. It's a way of retaining control and meaning, in a world where you're being told to think in a certain way.