Best 77 of Horny quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Henry Ward Beecher

There is always work, and tools to work withal, for those, who will.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Trevor Horn

I hate having to read the manual.

By Anonym 13 Sep

David Amram

Esquire, in a July, 1957 issue, has a photograph of me playing the French horn at the Five Spot.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rude Jude

I think I'm hornier than most dudes. I'm not a selfish lover - but the bottom line is... I guess I am horny. I'm insatiable. I can never get enough.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Colleen Mccullough

There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Carlos Santana

If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Elizabeth Hoyt

She flew in, all fiery flashing eyes and flushed cheeks, her bosom heaving beneath black wool. She was magnificent. "Tell them to let her go!" Séraphine ordered him imperiously. "Tell them to let her go right now." She stood over him, her lips wet, her body shaking with her rage, and he wanted to take her and roll her beneath him and fuck her into the mattress.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most love songs were inspired, not by love, but by loneliness, regretfulness, or horniness.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Tsokos

Er war immer noch so scharf wie dreizehn Dackel, aber ihm war klar, dass er so bald keinen mehr hochkriegen würde. Nicht, nachdem ihm die Kleine nach seiner Anleitung ein Klistier mit aufgelöstem Dope in den Auspuff gepustet hatte.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sonny Rollins

But if I didn't have to make money, I would still play my horn.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Becca Fitzpatrick

Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?” “You’re only calling him a pimp because he’s here. At Marcie’s.” “Yeah, so?” “He’s being nice.” I elbowed her. “Smile back.” “Being nice? He’s being horny.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Carla Bley

When you have 13 horns, and one is soloing, you have 12 people to play the richest, fullest chord you could ever imagine behind that solo.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Tove Lo

I want people to FEEL something... If it's sadness, anger, horny, happiness whatever! As long as it doesn't just pass you by.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Trevor Horn

Joining Yes was one of those stupid things that you do sometimes. It was one of the two or three times in my life that I've done something that I knew was wrong.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A sane man is at his sanest just after he has orgasmed.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Frank Zappa

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Frusciante

And for me the only way to live life is to grab the bull by the horns and call up recording studios and set dates to go in recording studios. To try and accomplish something.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bernie Worrell

As far as arrangements after the basic track is cut, if I'm writing a horn arrangement or playing strings, I might arrange that, plan that out. Other times, I'll just sit and roll tape.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Russell Lowell

And blessed are the horny hands of toil.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Clarence Clemons

As a horn player, the greatest compliment one can get is when a person comes to you and says, 'I heard this saxophone on the radio the other day and I knew it was you. I don't know the song, but I know it was you on sax.'

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bink Cummings

Horniness is just a mental state with a physical repercussion.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Antonio Cassano

I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Pete Edochie

A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond

By Anonym 19 Sep

Christopher Moore

Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when Jody sat down across from him and the tsunami of hormones washed over him, he was quite shocked that he had ever forgotten.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ll Cool J

I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

That we are horny creatures is proven by the fact that the invention of video calling found us already having sex over the phone.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Irving Stone

No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pete Waterman

Spin Me Round was number one all over the world, everywhere. It changed the face of pop music, no question. We took technology further than Trevor Horn.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Levon Helm

I love horns, and the bigger the band, the better it sounds to my ear.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Steve Lacy

When I found the music of Monk I finally found music that fit that horn. Every one of his tunes fit it perfectly.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Richard Donner

It's only been a couple of times in my life that I've really locked horns with actors. It did not hurt the films, it just hurt the moment of the filmmaking.

By Anonym 16 Sep

David Burr Gerrard

It’s something of a cliché, at least among war correspondents, that war makes people unusually horny; what it actually does is make you want to touch as much flesh as you can get your hands on.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Who did you eat this time? (Acheron) It wasn’t a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like me. There were a bunch of them actually. All of them had hornies and they made a strange moo-moo sound. (Simi)

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Henry Ashley

The only very rugged part of the route is in crossing the Big Horn mountain, which is about 30 miles wide.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Lisa Kleypas

Make love to me. Make me forget every moment of my life before you." "Oh, God." Ross released her with a savage groan and left the bed as if it were a torture rack. "I want you more than I can bear. Don't make this even more difficult." Sophia knew that she should help him in his resolve, but she couldn't seem to keep herself from saying recklessly, "Come lie with me. We won't sleep together, if that is what you want. Just hold me for a while." He growled in frustration and headed to the door. "You know what would happen if we tried that. In about five minutes I would have you on your back with your heels in the air." The crude image caused her stomach to tighten deliciously. "Ross-" "Lock the door behind me," he muttered, opening the door and crossing the threshold, without a backward glance.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya, southern people, they always think you are hard-of-hearing. Every timr you leave they say to you, You come back, you hear? And southern people, they think you are horny too. You get directions, they say, Just up the road apiece.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tucker Max

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Gerald Maclennon

I don’t even pretend to understand it all. I was president of the Luther League, the youth group of our church. I was a good kid and a bad kid at the same time. I was looking for a very nice girl but also a very bad girl. Do all young men have these conflicts? And, what about whores? Well, in my mind, prostitutes are bad girls. Matter of fact, they are professional bad girls. As I said earlier in this diary, you don’t make love to whores, you fuck them. There’s a difference. They don’t require love and courtship, all they want is my money. I go to the bedroom with them and do the deed with no affection. They take my money and leave. All my life I have been told that girls who have sex outside of marriage are bad girls... sluts. I’ve also been told by my dad, “Son, sex is the most beautiful expression of love in a marriage.” Although I can appreciate the difference, that being, sex is meant for marriage only; my psyche has some difficulty reconciling the two messages. Sexually active girls are bad but sexually active wives are good. I’m afraid that someday if and when I wed the Pollyanna I’m looking for and fulfill my husbandly duty with her, I’m going to feel like I’m turning a good girl into a bad girl. In other words, I change my wife into a slut. And here’s the weirdest part: if my wife becomes a slut, the good boy in me will reject the bad girl I created in her. My angel and devil will be in a clinch hold.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Trevor Horn

I used to go with him and I'd sometimes play, take over from him. That was my first taste of the music business, I suppose, but I was also in the youth orchestra at Johnston Grammar.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Katherine Mcintyre

The Pay Per View porn sessions that were Discord’s Desire shows left her frustrated, and ever since she’d joined, she’d been on a dry spell.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lalu Prasad Yadav

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Don Van Vliet

I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself.