Best 223 of Annoying quotes - MyQuotes
The light of the screen annoys me.
Don’t, Mom.” I begin walking toward her, but I can see the mist forming in her eyes. “No, no, no.” By the time I reach her, it’s too late. She’s bawling. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s crying. Not because it makes me emotional, but because it annoys the hell out of me. And it’s awkward.
Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?
Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.
My wife will tell you that I'm very particular and it's annoying for other people. I eat the same thing every day. I go to the gym at the same time every day. I go to L.A. all the time, so I take that same 9:30 flight. I will not take another one.
It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you're not sure which half they know.
It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
It’s just a mild disagreement, Papa. Remi has this whole need to breathe in and out, which annoys me. If he would just stop breathing, I’d be fine. (Aimee)
The problem with God - or at any rate, one of the top five most annoying things about God - is that he or she rarely answers right away.
There's nothing I find quite as annoying as the phrase 'I told you so.'
People have a good image of me. It's not these tramps who are going to tarnish my image. They should stop lying to the French people. It annoys me that people talk about 'your image'. My image is great in France. When I'm abroad, I don't even talk about it. But in France it's just these people, these parasites.
Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.
People have always found me challenging - I don't know why, when I am only being myself. I don't understand why they find me so annoying but they do. It is pity, but that is how it is.
One thing that annoys me is when you see women in these terrible and incredible situations with perfectly glossed lips. You're not going to look good in the apocalypse.
I never interrupt people when they're speaking because I know only too well how annoying it is. But with my every brattish interjection, the dimples deepened at the corner of his lips. And I was half-drunk on his smiling and the power of saying things that made him smile.
The only way one can display learning is by playing with it. Because the truth is that there's something embarrassing about displaying heavy knowledge. You feel sort of annoying.
If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.
What annoys us most in other people is oftentimes the same area God wants us to grow in ourselves.
There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.
When you get questions that annoy you the art is answering them differently. If you're bored with it, then everyone will be bored with it.
The Law likes to be argued with. Take away words and where is the Law? Silence always annoys it.
Why would I stop simply because I know it annoys you?
I'm always that annoying person that pulls out the camera in the middle of dinner and starts taking candids.
Most people are so mind-bogglingly aggravating that it's impossible to overreact to them, even if that means killing yourself.
Nothing annoys people so much as not receiving invitations.
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
It actually dawned on me that I don’t fight. I just kill whatever annoys me, and it’s over. (Savitar)
Incompetence annoys me. Overconfidence terrifies me.
Right now, Vee was the only person I could count on. She could be obnoxious,annoying, and lazy, but she never lied to me.
My most annoying question is "Hilary, are you ever going to play a pretty girl?
Ursula K. Le Guin
Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible.
Diana Wynne Jones
Howl has been very kind to me." And this was true, Sophie realized. Howl showed his kindness rather strangely, but, considering all Sophie did to annoy him, he had been very good to her indeed. "Do listen. He's not wicked at all!" There was a bit of a fizz from the grate at this, where Calcifer was watching with some interest. " He isn't!" Sophie said, to Calcifer as much as to Fanny.
I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.
The bad mood fairy comes to annoy you only when you are actually in a good position, but don't yet realise it!
I'm like the annoying guy in the street.
There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
Avoid prologues: they can be annoying, especially a prologue following an introduction that comes after a foreword.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them.
If you really want to annoy me, ask me when I'm going to retire from rock n' roll.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
It is with epigrams as with other inventions; the best ones annoy us because we didn't think of them ourselves.
I am very sincere. Some people are always kidding, so when you're not, it's going to seem annoying to them.
I think it's both annoying and beneficial that there's so much freedom online.
Revelations are never convenient, and always annoying.
There is a purpose to our lives that each day tugs at our sleeve as an annoying distraction.
Besides, if I let everyone I found annoying die, we'd be mighty thin on allies.
It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.