Best 223 of Annoying quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Franca Sozzani

The light of the screen annoys me.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Colleen Hoover

Don’t, Mom.” I begin walking toward her, but I can see the mist forming in her eyes. “No, no, no.” By the time I reach her, it’s too late. She’s bawling. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s crying. Not because it makes me emotional, but because it annoys the hell out of me. And it’s awkward.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jim Gaffigan

Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlaine Harris

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Chris Black

My wife will tell you that I'm very particular and it's annoying for other people. I eat the same thing every day. I go to the gym at the same time every day. I go to L.A. all the time, so I take that same 9:30 flight. I will not take another one.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robert Breault

It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you're not sure which half they know.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ovid

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Steven Wright

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

It’s just a mild disagreement, Papa. Remi has this whole need to breathe in and out, which annoys me. If he would just stop breathing, I’d be fine. (Aimee)

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anne Lamott

The problem with God - or at any rate, one of the top five most annoying things about God - is that he or she rarely answers right away.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ayelet Waldman

There's nothing I find quite as annoying as the phrase 'I told you so.'

By Anonym 14 Sep

Patrice Evra

People have a good image of me. It's not these tramps who are going to tarnish my image. They should stop lying to the French people. It annoys me that people talk about 'your image'. My image is great in France. When I'm abroad, I don't even talk about it. But in France it's just these people, these parasites.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Helen Rowland

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ian Hamilton Finlay

People have always found me challenging - I don't know why, when I am only being myself. I don't understand why they find me so annoying but they do. It is pity, but that is how it is.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sarah Wayne Callies

One thing that annoys me is when you see women in these terrible and incredible situations with perfectly glossed lips. You're not going to look good in the apocalypse.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Alexis Hall

I never interrupt people when they're speaking because I know only too well how annoying it is. But with my every brattish interjection, the dimples deepened at the corner of his lips. And I was half-drunk on his smiling and the power of saying things that made him smile.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sarnath Banerjee

The only way one can display learning is by playing with it. Because the truth is that there's something embarrassing about displaying heavy knowledge. You feel sort of annoying.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Terry Pratchett

If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mark Hart

What annoys us most in other people is oftentimes the same area God wants us to grow in ourselves.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Louis Tomlinson

There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Don Hertzfeldt

When you get questions that annoy you the art is answering them differently. If you're bored with it, then everyone will be bored with it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Stella Benson

The Law likes to be argued with. Take away words and where is the Law? Silence always annoys it.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Alanea Alder

Why would I stop simply because I know it annoys you?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Maria Sharapova

I'm always that annoying person that pulls out the camera in the middle of dinner and starts taking candids.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Maija Haavisto

Most people are so mind-bogglingly aggravating that it's impossible to overreact to them, even if that means killing yourself.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Oscar Wilde

Nothing annoys people so much as not receiving invitations.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Karl Pilkington

I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Dave Barry

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

It actually dawned on me that I don’t fight. I just kill whatever annoys me, and it’s over. (Savitar)

By Anonym 13 Sep

Malcolm Gladwell

Incompetence annoys me. Overconfidence terrifies me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Becca Fitzpatrick

Right now, Vee was the only person I could count on. She could be obnoxious,annoying, and lazy, but she never lied to me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Hilary Swank

My most annoying question is "Hilary, are you ever going to play a pretty girl?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ursula K. Le Guin

Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Diana Wynne Jones

Howl has been very kind to me." And this was true, Sophie realized. Howl showed his kindness rather strangely, but, considering all Sophie did to annoy him, he had been very good to her indeed. "Do listen. He's not wicked at all!" There was a bit of a fizz from the grate at this, where Calcifer was watching with some interest. " He isn't!" Sophie said, to Calcifer as much as to Fanny.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jack Whitehall

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jonathan Cainer

The bad mood fairy comes to annoy you only when you are actually in a good position, but don't yet realise it!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alec Soth

I'm like the annoying guy in the street.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mark Twain

There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Joe Rogan

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elmore Leonard

Avoid prologues: they can be ­annoying, especially a prologue ­following an introduction that comes after a foreword.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dov Davidoff

Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Marilyn Monroe

I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bruce Dickinson

If you really want to annoy me, ask me when I'm going to retire from rock n' roll.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Georg C. Lichtenberg

It is with epigrams as with other inventions; the best ones annoy us because we didn't think of them ourselves.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Miranda July

I am very sincere. Some people are always kidding, so when you're not, it's going to seem annoying to them.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rachel Maddow

I think it's both annoying and beneficial that there's so much freedom online.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Neal Shusterman

Revelations are never convenient, and always annoying.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Robert Breault

There is a purpose to our lives that each day tugs at our sleeve as an annoying distraction.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alwyn Hamilton

Besides, if I let everyone I found annoying die, we'd be mighty thin on allies.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Craig David

It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.