Best 83 of Weed quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 17 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Oh, my God. A glass of wine, a smile, and that knowing look. Like the clarity, one gets after the initial drag of that ooowee. I KNOW she knows she got a nigga.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Steve Doocy

What's to keep somebody from getting all potted up on weed and then getting behind the wheel?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Charles Bukowski

to ask them to legalize pot is something like asking them to put butter on the handcuffs before they place them on you, something else is hurting you - that's why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and rubber suits, or screaming music turned so fucking loud you can't think, or madhouses or mechanical cunts or 162 baseball games in a season. or vietnam or israel or the fear of spiders. your love washing her yellow false teeth in the sink before you screw.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Seerat Ahuja

Weed is a remedy. A more creative world welcomes you Smoke and feel the little things.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Paul Bowles

Cannabis sativa and its derivatives are strictly prohibited in Turkey, and the natural correlative of this proscription is that alcohol, far from being frowned upon as it is in other Moslem lands, is freely drunk; being a government monopoly it can be bought at any cigarette counter. This fact is no mere detail; it is of primary social importance, since the psychological effects of the two substances are diametrically opposed to each other. Alcohol blurs the personality by loosening inhibitions. The drinker feels, temporarily at least, a sense of participation. Kif abolishes no inhibitions; on the contrary it reinforces them, pushes the individual further back into the recesses of his own isolated personality, pledging him to contemplation and inaction. It is to be expected that there should be a close relationsip between the culture of a given society and the means used by its members to achieve release and euphoria. For Judaism and Christianity the means has always been alcohol; for Islam it has been hashish. The first is dynamic in its effects, the other static. If a nation wishes, however mistakenly, to Westernize itself, first let it give up hashish. The rest will follow, more or less as a manner of course. Conversely, in a Western country, if a whole segment of the population desires, for reasons of protest (as has happened in the United States), to isolate itself in a radical fashion from the society around it, the quickest and surest way is for it to replace alcohol by cannabis.

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Cowper

They whom truth and wisdom lead, can gather honey from a weed.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Eminem

Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sachin Choudhary

I was high and my people were pulling me down.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

If you tend to a flower, it will bloom, no matter how many weeds surround it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

A reader [is] a time traveler.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Swami Vivekananda

A nation is not to be judged by its weaklings called the wicked, as they are only the weeds which lag behind, but by the good, the noble, and the pure, who indicate the national life current flowing clear and vigorous.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Katherine Boo

One chronicler writes of an area of India during the end of the 20th century: Almost no-one in this slum was poor by Indian benchmarks. ... True, a few residents trapped rats and frogs and fried them for dinner. A few ate the scrub grass at the sewage lake edge. And these individuals, miserable souls, thereby made an inestimable contribution to their neighbors. They gave those slum dwellers who didn't fry rats and eat weeds a sense of their upward mobility.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Don’t waste time watering a weed hoping to transform it into a flower.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Tom Perrotta

Some subjects mixed well with weed, but Chemistry wasn’t one of them.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Abraham Maslow

A musician must make music, an artist must paint, an poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be. This weed we call self-actualization….It refers to man’s desire for self-fulfillment, namely to the tendency for him to become actually in what he is potentially: to become everything one is capable of becoming.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Masanobu Fukuoka

Straw mulch, a ground cover of white clover interplanted with the crops, and temporary flooding all provide effective weed control in my fields.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

I present a full proof method for discovering whether or not your being a writer, a natural wordsmith, is your gift or just your talent. Get high! If it is your gift, you'll know. Better you find this out first then the reading public.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rick Steves

I have used cannabis all over the world.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Dave Matthes

I've always felt that distant train whistles heard in the dead of night are the universe's way of letting us know the best days are neither ahead nor behind us...they're happening right now, cradled in the palms of our hands. But that doesn't change the fact that the whiskey, weed, and romance eventually runs out and the night will soon turn to day.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

I'm going to tell you a phenomenal anticlimactic story that will fuck you up. But first I must roll, lick, burn, blow...

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kirsten Dunst

If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.

By Anonym 15 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

A great writer is a blitzed illusionist of portable magic. You're welcome.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Israelmore Ayivor

Pesticide is meant to deal with pests as passion is to deal with unnecessary loss of interest! Passion kills the ghosts of "I can't".

By Anonym 16 Sep

Alain Bremond-torrent

I don’t really do drugs apart from salad sometimes.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Robert Black

When weed whispers, "eat something", into your alcoholic brain, know that you were just saved by a plant.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Craig Groeschel

To get rid of a spiritual problem, we need to pull it up by its spiritual root. To pull up roots, we're going to have to be willing to get our hands dirty, to make some sacrifices that provides long-term benefits instead of short-term, refinanced gains. God is willing to help us, to provide the tools we need to weed out those areas where our desire for money is spoiling our fruit of the Spirit.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kevin Smith

I made a deal with myself that whenever I smoke weed, I have to be doing something productive: writing, recording, cutting a podcast, editing, etc.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Seerat Ahuja

Everything becomes so pure when you smoke the herb. conversation becomes interesting love becomes true love Sex becomes just a heaven.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Henry David Thoreau

Removing the weeds, putting fresh soil about the bean stems, and encouraging this weed which I had sown, making the yellow soil express its summer thought in bean leaves and blossoms rather than in wormwood and piper and millet grass, making the earth say beans instead of grass, - this was my daily work.

By Anonym 15 Sep

A. T. Hicks

As an aspiring actress, having casual one-nighters, doing drugs and travelling to foreign locales at the drop of a dime was simply part of the landscape. One which Charm wholeheartedly and enthusiastically embraced. Peaches was far too familiar with Charm’s wild escapade’s to do more than raise an eyebrow to her casual gutter talk. One story had involved two Egyptian police officers, half a pound of weed, and if there were such a thing, one of the minor pyramids.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Soul Dancer

Gossip: a weed watered by wayward words.

By Anonym 20 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Writing to me is like hitting the herb. No problems, Mon. No worries.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Amit Ray

You have planted many seeds in the garden of possibilities. Meditation is the art removing the weeds from the garden of possibilities.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Get high on love, not drugs.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Virginia Woolf

I am to be broken. I am to be derided all my life. I am to be cast up and down among these men and women, with their twitching faces, with their lying tongues, like a cork on a rough sea. Like a ribbon of weed I am flung far every time the door opens.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Virginia Woolf

For this is the truth about our soul, he thought, who fish-like inhabits deep seas and plies among obscurities threading her way between the boles of giant weeds, over sun-flickered spaces and on and on into gloom, cold, deep, inscrutable; suddenly she shoots to the surface and sports on the wind-wrinkled waves; that is, has a positive need to brush, scrape, kindle herself, gossiping.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Cornell Woolrich

Evans turned away, did something with his left eyelid for the benefit of the other two. "It's got him," he smirked. "He's tuned-in from now on." Time started to slow up and act crazy. Minutes took much longer to pass than they had before. It was hard for him to adjust himself to the new ratio, he got all balled-up. When it seemed like half an hour had gone by, the radio would still be playing only the first chorus of the same selection that had begun a good thirty minutes before. Otherwise, nothing much happened. Vinnie was doing a good deal of muffled giggling over there on the divan. The stranger who had been sitting reading the paper got up, yawned, stretched ponderously, and strolled out into the hall, with a muttered "Happy landing!" by way of leave-taking. He didn't come back again any more. Turner looked down one time and a quarter of an inch of charred paper was all that was left between his fingers. Then the next time he looked there was a full length cigarette again.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Alain Bremond-torrent

I am feeling high and i’m not wearing heels.

By Anonym 17 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Marijuana is fuel for a creative mind. Fuck this prohibition.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Melissa Joan Hart

I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Genereux Philip

Don't kill the high because you are low,Don't.

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

The image is an example of how horror writers view our world. A view that is far from the norm. Their writing always seeking that visceral fear in us all.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anonymous

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jay Neugeboren

It was difficult to enjoy the trees and flowers when I was so aware of all that I had not yet done - pruning, weeding, transplanting, mulching, composting, tagging. When I was doing the work myself, I was happy, free.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mike Skinner

As London Bridge burns down, Brixton’s burning up, turns out you’re in luck cos’ I know this dodgy fuck in the duck.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Samar Sudha

TRUST" is like a plant of Roses, you need to take extra care for its nourishment and DOUBTS are like weed, which affects growth of the Plant." -Samar Sudha

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Cowper

'Tis liberty alone that gives the flower Of fleeting life its lustre and perfume; And we are weeds without it.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mukta Singh-zocchi

Weeds spring up where they are not even sown. So it is with love too. Love takes its own time to bloom in a man’s life. It does not work on his schedule. It feels no need to take into account his situation or his means or state of mind, just ‘happens’ when it has found its right time and when the flower of love springs up, it makes sure the man is coerced to alter the course of his life.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nick Offerman

When I use weed creatively, I'm much better at drawing or making something or playing music. But what I do for a living is mostly performing as an actor or writing, and for those things I need to have my faculties sharp.