Best 100 of Beef quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Fetty Wap

I don't beef with people, because I don't be around people. Nobody can't say nothing about me, because ain't nobody know nothing about me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Waka Flocka Flame

I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Douglas Coupland

I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Bligh

Beef also was difficult to be procured and exceedingly poor; the price nearly sixpence farthing per pound.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Craig Mundie

Let me be clear - Microsoft has no beef with open source.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Samuel Johnson

Keeping accounts, sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own money, and has nobody to whom he is to account. You won't eat less beef today because you have written down what it cost yesterday.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jennie Shortridge

Cooking for Life shuns all things caloric and fatty, so this version of boeuf bourguignon will not include bacon or pancetta as it should, nor will I use even half as much olive oil as I'd like to. I will increase the wine, and it'll be pretty good beef stew without the potatoes, essentially, which will delight Uncle Benny when I take him his casserole dish tonight. It certainly won't hurt me to eat gourmet lite for dinner, I think, then shake my head to clear it. It's amazing how one five-minute conversation with my mother can undo every affirmation I've ever taped to my bathroom mirror. After giving the beef another poke or two, I scrub the cutting board in the dish-crowded sink, then chop and stir in carrots, celery, and onions. I mince fresh thyme and Italian parsley for flavor and color, pour in defatted beef stock, then leave it to simmer for a while, the individual aromas already commingling and filling the apartment.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jeff Pearlman

Donald [Driver] is a good guy, a righteous guy. I have no beef with him. But I have multiple sources on this; people not connected with one another who verified it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Candice Swanepoel

I grew up on a dairy and beef farm.

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Lovelock

If we gave up eating beef we would have roughly 20 to 30 times more land for food than we have now.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nas

What you call a infinite brawl, eternal souls clashin War gets deep, some beef is everlastin

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Allen White

...if ever the sun rises upon Barbecue, its flavor vanishes like Cinderella's silks, and it becomes cold baked beef - staler in the chill dawn than illicit love.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The are two types of vegetarians: (1) those who have beef with chicken; and (2) those who are too chicken to have beef.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mike Johanns

We had Taiwan, Egypt, Lebanon, and Oman open their markets to our beef, and we're excited about that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mickey Kaus

I don't have any particular beef with Barbara Boxer. My beef is with the official Democratic doctrine that anybody who reaches Boxer's position has to spout and has to endorse.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Stacey Ballis

Most tourists, having done some research on Chicago delicacies, order their Italian beef sandwiches "wet," meaning that a slosh of extra meat gravy is dumped over the beef once it is in the bread. They think it means they are in the know, much as they do when they order a Chicago hot dog and tell the seller to "drag it through the garden." Chicagoans, almost to a person, order their dogs simply with "everything" if they want the seven classic toppings, and their Italian beef "dipped," meaning that the whole sandwich, once assembled, is grasped gently between tongs and completely submerged briefly in the vat of jus. This results in a sandwich that isn't just moist, it's decadently squooshy, in a way that sends rivulets of salty meaty juice down your arm when you eat. This is the sandwich that necessitated the invention of the Chicago Sandwich Stance, a method of eating with your elbows resting on your dining surface, leaning over to hopefully save shirtfronts and ties from a horrible meaty baptism. Dipped Italian beef sandwiches in Chicago require a full commitment. Once you start, you are all in till the last bit of slushy bread and shred of spicy beef is gone. It requires that beverages have straws and proximity. Because if you try to stop midway, to pop in a French fry, or pick up a cup, the whole thing will disintegrate before your very eyes. You can lean over to sip something as long as you don't let go of your grasp on the sandwich. Fries are saved for dessert. Most people wouldn't suspect how good iced coffee would be with Italian beef and French fries, but it is genius. My personal genius. Bringing sweet and bitter and cold to the hot, salty umami bomb of the sandwich and the crispy fries- insanely good.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charles Dickens

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Edna Ferber

Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. ... Roast Beef, Medium, is safe, and sane, and sure.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charles Stuart Calverley

Precious to me - it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cassandra Clare

I don't remember ordering the bride of an evil maniac," said Magnus. "It was definitely beef and broccoli. What about you, Tessa? Did you order the bride of an evil maniac?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Tim Gunn

My favorite meal to make for myself is meatloaf.I prepare the the ground beef (I don't use anything else) and flatten it out so it's about 1/2 inch thick, then I spread shredded cheddar all over it, then I roll it up. It's amazing. Like a big cheeseburger.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lisa Loeb

I eat fish and love bacon. Plus, I don't mind if soups are made with chicken or beef stock, I just don't like eating big pieces of meat.

By Anonym 19 Sep

William Shakespeare

what ho, apothecary!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Max Baucus

U.S. agricultural products, including safe, high-quality Montana beef, face unscientific trade restrictions in many important markets.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Temple Grandin

The animal that I have worked with the most is beef cattle, so that's my favorite animal, but I like all animals.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rachel

It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Si Robertson

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Saxby Chambliss

Japan's inexplicable lack of response to even consider a move to re-open their market to U.S. beef will sorely tempt economic trade action against Japan.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Anatole France

A tale without love is like beef without mustard: insipid.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rosa Delauro

The best proof of the high quality of American beef is the continued negative BSE findings supported by the highest surveillance possible. The administration should be working to increase our surveillance of BSE, not scaling it back.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Winston Churchill

Well, dinner would have been splendid... if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess.

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Shakespeare

What say you to a piece of beef and mustard?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jack Kirby

I've done my job extremely well. My only beef is that a lot of people have put their fingers in whatever I've done and tried to screw it up, and I've always resented that.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Penny Watson

Lin Lin and Tammy created ginger beef with crisp garden vegetables that showcased some distinctive, bright flavors. I adored this dish." Sophia smiled as Lin Lin and Tammy stepped forward. Her roommate looked completely shocked and continued to hide behind a fringe of bangs. "Go, Shaggy!" Chef Johnson, the hipster from Maine, cheered for his colleague. Everyone laughed, and even Lin Lin permitted herself a small grin. The two women discussed their inspiration and preparation techniques. Jenny shook their hands. "I agree with Jonathan. I loved that Asian dish. I also loved the meal that paired perfectly grilled tenderloin with buttery charred lobster. Oh my God! Now that is just the way surf-n-turf should be prepared. Heavenly! And the fresh herb salad with flowers made it such a pretty picture.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rae Carson

. . . it's probably been a year or more since I've had beef." - Jacián

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sanjeev Bhaskar

There are occasions when I've had beef, but I generally tend to avoid it, as a nod towards my parents' culture.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Pusha T

Beef is best served like steak: Well done, get a gun in ya face.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mary Gaitskill

He had lunch with Cecilia that afternoon. They ate their corned beef on rye and cream cheese with lox in a diner peopled by waiters who looked like they´d met with utter disappointment and become attached to it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sasha Grey

I'm not 18 anymore, so I'm not into starting unnecessary beefs. It's tacky.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lil Wayne

"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ludacris

A lot of beefs in the music industry are caused from miscommunication and just not really understanding what's going on, having people in your ear saying this is what somebody did, or this is what somebody did to you.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ben Elton

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Stacey Ballis

She is never going to let me live down that stupid Thanksgiving," Kai says. I can't help but take the bait. "You made prime rib!" "It was delicious," Kai says, shrugging. "IT WAS BEEF! You can't have beef on Thanksgiving, except for appetizers like meatballs or something. You have TURKEY on Thanksgiving." Last Thanksgiving I spent with Phil and Kai, since I was orphaned and separated and Gilly couldn't make it from London. Everything was delicious, but it was like a dinner party and not Thanksgiving. The prime rib wasn't the only anomaly. No mashed potatoes or stuffing or sweet potatoes with marshmallows or green bean casserole. He had acorn squash with cippolini onions and balsamic glaze. Asparagus almondine. Corn custard with oyster mushrooms. Wild rice with currants and pistachios and mint. All amazing and perfectly cooked and balanced, and not remotely what I wanted for Thanksgiving. When I refused to take leftovers, his feelings were hurt, and when he got to the store two days later, he let me know. "Look," Kai says with infinite patience. "For a week we prepped for the Thanksgiving pickups." He ticks off on his fingers the classic menu we developed together for the customers who wanted a traditional meal without the guilt. "Herb-brined turkey breasts with apricot glaze and roasted shallot jus. Stuffing muffins with sage and pumpkin seeds. Cranberry sauce with dried cherries and port. Pumpkin soup, and healthy mashed potatoes, and glazed sweet potatoes with orange and thyme, and green beans with wild mushroom ragu, and roasted brussels sprouts, and pumpkin mousse and apple cake. We cooked Thanksgiving and tasted Thanksgiving and took Thanksgiving leftovers home at the end of the day. I just thought you would be SICK OF TURKEY!

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Joyce

British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mac Miller

If life a joke then I’m waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I’m bout the bun.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Chris Hardwick

You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Carrie Underwood

I stopped eating beef at 13 and stopped eating all meat a few years ago. I would feel guilty that what was on my plate was walking around yesterday. Either I could live with that or stop eating meat. I choose the latter, and I'm happier for it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tom Robbins

Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Suzanne Collins

Yes, I’m a mouse. Squeak, squeak. Now shoo-shoo back to your little bug friends,” said Rirped, picking up a hunk of dried beef. He tore a off a piece with his teeth and noticed Boots hadn’t moved. He pulled back his lips to reveal a row of jagged teeth and gave her a sharp hiss.