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By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

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Adam Sandler

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Adam Sandler

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

My hobbies are run-on sentences.

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Adam Sandler

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

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Adam Sandler

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

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Adam Sandler

I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Adam Sandler

The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

I was a coin collector.I didn't know I was nerdy at the time until I felt my 16-D Mercury Dime that was in uncirculated condition might be a panty dropper, and it turned out not to be. Then I stumbled into skateboarding, which kind of was cooler. But I wasn't aware of what was cool. My dad wasn't around so he couldn't shake me and say, 'Drop the coin collecting bit. It's not where you want to go.' So, that and the spelling bee and the chess, I think I had it figured out for myself.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Adam Sandler

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

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Adam Sandler

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Adam Sandler

The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

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Adam Sandler

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

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Adam Sandler

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Adam Sandler

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Adam Sandler

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Adam Sandler

When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Adam Sandler

When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adam Sandler

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Sandler

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.