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By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Get your egos off the battlefield.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

You can't process me with a normal brain.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They're out of the game for good.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charlie Sheen

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.