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By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Coolio

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Coolio

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Coolio

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Coolio

We live in a society created by an empire That's based on terror...welcome to the One World Era, A complete interruption to your lil' paltry-ass life, That you thought you was livin, and what you been given.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

Slide slide slippity-slide When you're living in a city it's do or die

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Coolio

We got to push to give, and one life to live.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Coolio

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Coolio

I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.