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By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

Luke, I don't want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarassing way to die." Mara

By Anonym 15 Sep

Aaron Allston

Tomer: “What's this?” Cabinet: “Wt's ths?” Wedge: “Cabinet.” Tomer: “I know it's a cabinet, but it's talking.” Cabinet: “...ts tlkng” Janson: “Oh that. It's the Catann Minister of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces.” Tycho: “He bet Wedge he could fold himself in the that cabinet, around the shelves and all.” Hobbie: “Never bet against Wedge. The Minister gets to stay in there until he admits that it was a stupid bet and that Wedge doesn't owe him anything.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aaron Allston

At which time the repulsor puts out its final effort and slows you down so you crash quite slowly into the surface." "Crash." "Quite slowly." Face & Luke

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aaron Allston

Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to." "No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission." "We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Aaron Allston

There will be pages. Lots and lots of pages. Most of the pages will have letters on them, and a vast majority of these letters will be in the Roman alphabet.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

No one pays me to be nice.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aaron Allston

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aaron Allston

I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

That was interesting." "He deliberately countermanded one of my orders." "He was furtive." "Sneaky, even." "We'll make a Rebellion-style pilot of him yet." Tycho & Wedge (about Jag)

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aaron Allston

And unlike the rest of you, he hasn’t yet time to ruin his career or his mind." "Then he won’t do. Send him home. Get us another lunatic." "Excuse me!" [hopping up to stand in his seat] "Elassar Targon, master of the universe, reporting for duty!" "I withdraw my objection.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aaron Allston

I have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas." "You haven't heard all our ideas." Luke & Bhindi Drayson

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aaron Allston

I marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.” “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Aaron Allston

There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've constructed an entire philosophy of evil." --Luke Skywalker

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

I was years older than you when I became an ambassador for the first time. Remember that, Tycho? How did we get through that assignment, anyway?” “Pretty much, we opened fire on everyone who disagreed with us.” Wedge nodded and turned to his daughter. “When all else fails, just do that.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

Life is like an analogy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Aaron Allston

When all else fails, complicate matters

By Anonym 15 Sep

Aaron Allston

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Aaron Allston

Luke, I don't want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to die.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Aaron Allston

Remember us. Remember us as we used to be, before the universe turned against us. Young, beautiful, strong, brave, admirable, loved, loving...' --Alema Rar

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Allston

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aaron Allston

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Aaron Allston

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap

By Anonym 15 Sep

Aaron Allston

Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want." "We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to." "Thanks." Wedge & Tycho

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aaron Allston

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.