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By Anonym 14 Sep

Paul Neilan

Mockery when done without prejudice or discretion, can be a form of respect. It's the closest we'll ever come to true equality.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Paul Neilan

I’d never actually talked to a deaf person before but I’d been swimming and gotten water stuck in my ears lots of times, felt that underwater silence as I shook my head and watched people’s mouths moving without hearing the words, so I knew what it was like for her. I could empathize.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paul Neilan

If Tolstoy were alive today and working at Panopticon Insurance, he'd say that all insurance companies are the same, then throw himself through an eighteenth story window and plunge to his death in a hail of glass and shattered dignity" (70).

By Anonym 18 Sep

Paul Neilan

Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paul Neilan

But really it’s condescending and patronizing not to make fun of someone because they’re old or stupid or crippled or morbidly obese. Banged up people don’t want your pity. They just want to be treated like everyone else. Mockery, when done without prejudice or discretion, can be a form of respect. It’s the closest we’ll ever come to true equality.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paul Neilan

And when they start talking, and they always do, you find that each of them has a story they want to tell. Everyone, no matter how old or young, has some lesson they want to teach. And I sit there and listen and learn all about life from people who have no idea how to live it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Paul Neilan

There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made. and when that time comes at least twice a day, every day. something needs to be done.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paul Neilan

In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way it has always been. Some half-assed ambiguity masquerading as mystery is all anybody's really looking for.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Paul Neilan

The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Paul Neilan

Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Paul Neilan

It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me and God, you never really know.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paul Neilan

Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paul Neilan

Anybody can make something up and have it sound believable. The hard part is remembering all the lies you've told, and all the people you've told them to, and then living the lies that have become your life.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paul Neilan

at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and punched me in the side. And she laughed as my kidney began to hemorrhage. That's the beauty of honesty. Everyones so unused to hearing it they just assume you're kidding, and you get to feel very good and forthcoming without suffering any consequences except for traces of blood in your urine for the next day or two.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paul Neilan

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.