Best 253 of Grandma quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Patrick Ness

You be as angry as you need to be,” she said. “Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Not your grandma, not your dad, no one. And if you need to break things, then by God, you break them good and hard.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alan Jackson

I didn't realize until I was older what a huge music fan my daddy really was, and actually that my grandma played banjo at one time, and I didn't even know that until a year or two ago.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dustin Lynch

Mom and sister played piano growing up; my grandma still plays piano in church. They always beat me over the head trying to get me to play piano, but I was more interested in riding dirt bikes and playing in the mud.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joyce Carol Oates

I remember once asking Grandma about a book she was reading, a biography of Abraham Lincoln, and how she answered me: this was the first conversation of my life that concerned a book, and 'the life of the mind' - and now, such subjects have become my life.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tony Horwitz

The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served plain. The first course could include a dollop of Italian in 1492, but not Spanish spice or French sauce or too much Indian corn. Nothing too filling or fancy ahead of the turkey and pumpkin pie, just the way Grandma used to cook it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Mellencamp

Grandma's on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elsa Hosk

I love to relax. It's my favorite thing in the world. I am very good at being like a grandma and staying in and watching Game of Thrones or a movie. I think I could do that every night.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mavis Staples

I started writing letters home to my mother, saying that I wanted to come home, grandma won't let me sing.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cheyenne Jackson

A few years ago, when I was writing songs for my first album, I was staying with Michael Feinstein as I often did. I was working on a pilot. My grandma was very sick at the time. She died of complications from alcoholism. She always used to say [in his grandma's voice], "Red wine is good for my heart. That's what my doctor said." And we'd say, "Yeah, but not for breakfast." Unfortunately, it was the thing that killed her. I felt inspired to write a song about her and what that meant for her life and for all of us. I was writing it in Michael's house.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Erma Bombeck

Grandmas can shed the yoke of responsibility, relax and enjoy their grandchildren in a way that was not possible when they were raising their own children. And they can glow in the realisation that here is their seed of life that will harvest generations to come.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Reba Mcentire

We all love being outdoors. Grandma was in her garden or fishing; Mama loves to fish and I love to be outside. We all love the Lord.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Inna Swinton

He greeted me in his usual attire - pajama pants. "Hey stranger!" he said, hugging me for a few long seconds. "I've already set up the board. Can I get you some rose" I nodded, overwhelmingly relieved to be with another human being - even if he was really a wolf in grandma's clothing. Or was he just a wolf in wolf's clothing? After all, he wore pajamas... Hmmm. I contemplated all this as he poured me a glass of wine. "Mind if I smoke?" he asked as he lit up a joint and motioned me over to the sleek brown couch. Italian, of course. Through the three windows that faced south, north, and west, I saw the Statue of Liberty, and Ellis Island, where I had paid to have my parents' names inscribed in the immigrant wall of honor. Some American Dream this was!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gottfried Keller

Soup simmering, music of idle gossip, yammering kids, domestic chaos - long adjusted to this rolling scene, you show them your lofty calm.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robin Jones Gunn

Christy: "My grandma made this. I've had it since elementary school." Todd: "I never knew that." Christy: "I never knew you left your towel on the floor." Todd: "Uh-oh. Is this one of those issues they talked about in our premarital counseling? Should I hang up towels so you feel more loved?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Miranda Lambert

Both my mom and my grandma were really big influences on me not only by being strong and teaching me to be strong but also owning their salt as well.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Doug Larson

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lois Wyse

So, if you have a grandma, thank the good Lord above, and give your grandmamma hugs and kisses, for grandmothers are to love.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Janet Evanovich

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Young Chop

My family's still loves my music. Every time they hear me on the radio they call my phone - my grandma even called me: "I hear you on the radio!" I'm like, "Grandma, you listen to that and you be in church?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Emma Donoghue

We're standing on the deck that's all wooden like the deck of a ship. There's fuzz on it, little bundles. Grandma says it's some kind of pollen from a tree. "Which one?" I'm staring up at all the differents. "Can't help you there, I'm afraid." In Room we knowed what everything was called but in the world there's so much, persons don't even know the names.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lois Wyse

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Van Jones

Deep patriots don't just sing the song, 'America the Beautiful' and then go home. We actually stick around to defend America’s beauty -- from the oil spillers, the clear-cutters and the mountaintop removers. Deep patriots don't just visit the Statue of Liberty and send a postcard home to grandma. We defend the principles upon which that great monument was founded -- 'give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.'

By Anonym 13 Sep

Thomas Sowell

Even if her children or grandchildren are willing to spend their own money to keep grandma alive, when bureaucrats control the necessary technology or medication they may decide that it is not for sale.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Samantha Hunt

One night as I girl I spied my grandma and one of her sisters outside, holding hands and singing, "Sprites of the night are we, are we. Singing and dancing joyfully." It was witchy and wonderful because it meant there was power in joy. They were not afraid of the night because they were giggling. I am very interested in finding the surprising boundaries, for instance, where do joy and fear meet?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Carew Papritz

I want to remember...Smelling your newness upon this earth. The baby-Jesus smell as Grandma used to put it. Pure. Unsullied. Like the imagined smell in the twirling air of eiderdown feathers spin-floating around the yard on a new spring day.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Janet Evanovich

My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on the Taurus. "We think this guy killed Fred." "Who's Fred?" "My uncle," I told him. "He's married to Mabel." "Ah so you're avenging a murder in the family. This is a good thing.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mira Grant

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mary Norris

The comma, if it's left out, sometimes can be a problem. There's a slogan on a T-shirt going around that "Let's Eat, Grandma," and "Let's Eat Grandma.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Janet Evanovich

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Stephen Dorff

I would have wanted my mom to see me settle down and to be a grandma to my kids.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richelle Mead

Was it weird having a witch grandma? Scary? Was she always, like, threatening to cast spells if you were bad?" "Most of the time she just threatened to send me to my room." "That doesn't sound so scary to me." "That's because you haven't met her.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Janet Evanovich

I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when you were on the floor with the bounty hunter.” Morelli gave me the same kind of look Desi always gave Lucy when she’d just done something incredibly stupid. “It’s a long story,” I said. “I bet.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Karen Gibbs

A Grandmother thinks of her grandchildren day and night, even when they are not with her.She will always love them more than anyone would understand.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Edith Konecky

If it hadn't been for Grandma, we'd have had no ethnic tone at all.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Eda Leshan

Our attitudes toward retirement, marriage, recreation, even our feelings about death and dying may make much more of an impression than we realize.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Elayne Boosler

I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Margaret Mitchell

Make up your mind to this. If you are different, you are isolated, not only from people of your own age but from those of your parents' generation and from your children's generation too. They'll never understand you and they'll be shocked no matter what you do. But your grandparents would probably be proud of you and say: 'Theres a chip off the old block,' and your grandchildren will sigh enviously and say: 'What an old rip Grandma must have been!' and they'll try to be like you.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jamie Foxx

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Queen Elizabeth Ii

We have all felt those emotions in these last few days. So what I say to you now, as your queen and as a grandmother, I say from my heart.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nene Leakes

I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Shakespeare

A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Judith Ellen Levy

When a child is born, so are grandmothers.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mell Lazarus

The secret of life is to skip having children and go directly to grandchildren.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Eliza Dushku

I love leather and it's great to be a bad girl at times. But there is a time and place for everything. When I'm with Grandma it's flowers, and when I'm out on the town scoping guys, you know.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kendrick Lamar

My grandma always said, "Where there's a will, there's a way." I think it's just naturally in our DNA to be able to survive. We was always taught that: to survive. When you talking about slavery, it's to survive.

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Finn Garner

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Karen Marie Moning

All my life, up until that moment, I'd had a warm, protective blanket wrapped around me, knitted of aunts and uncles, purled of first and second and third cousins, knot-tied with grandmas and grandpas and greats. That blanket had just dropped from my shoulders. I felt cold, lost and alone.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Phyllis Grissim-theroux

We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Donald Cerrone

My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gene Perret

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.