Best 253 of Grandma quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Finn Garner

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rachel Caine

Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don't have a lot of staying power or they'd have been at the gym with me before. I doubt Grandma Kent there is going to do a lot of damage." He pointed at a gray-haired, hunched lady in a shawl, carrying what looked liked a gardening tool. "It's like Plants Versus Zombies, and I'm not rooting for the zombies, weirdly enough.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mary Mapes Dodge

Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Edith Konecky

If it hadn't been for Grandma, we'd have had no ethnic tone at all.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Marc Jacobs

Yes, I always remember my dad's, mom's and my grandma's perfumes.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Stephen Dorff

I would have wanted my mom to see me settle down and to be a grandma to my kids.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Lisa Jey Davis

When I was suddenly thrust into what everyone calls menopause (Orchids) earlier than my body planned, I decided someone needed to take charge on so many levels. It was time to not only change the vernacular, but to speak up and say "Hey! This isn't an old lady's disease! We aren't old! We are strong and dammit, we are beautiful and sexy too!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Crystal Woods

To all those who care, You can't forever. Time steals the years, And your reflection in the mirror. But I can still see the story in your eyes, And your timeless passion that’s never died. While your skin became tired, Your heart became strong, The present became the past, And your memories like a song. And though the moment at hand is all that we have, You’ve taught me to live it like it is our last. Since two words don't say ‘thank you’ the way they are meant to, I'll try all my life to be something like you.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gary Mule Deer

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Anne Burrell

I love the simplicity, the ingredients, the culture, the history and the seasonality of Italian cuisine. In Italy people do not travel. They cook the way grandma did, using fresh ingredients and what is available in season.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Janet Evanovich

I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lois Wyse

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Clay Walker

I heard some famous people had an anniversary, five long years together, it was Hollywood history. Now my grandma and grandpa never made no printed page, but they took the love of 57 years right to the grave.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tom Arnold

Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know

By Anonym 14 Sep

Margaret Whitlam

Now that I've reached the age where I need my children more than they need me, I really understand how grand it is to be a grandmother.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Zac Efron

Don't get me wrong - I've gone to a club. But I'd much rather be with my close friends at home or a concert, or on a trip. I'll go dancing with my grandma. She likes to cut a rug!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Suzanne Collins

For the last year his grandma had been slipping in and out of reality. One minute she was as clear as a bell and the next she was calling him Simon. Who was Simon? He had no idea.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Margaret Mead

Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Thomas Mcguane

I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mark Collett

When these Asians go out looking for a victim, they don't go looking for Asian victims. They don't go mugging Asian grandmas, they don't go stabbing each other, they don't go trying to solicit sex off little Pritesh or little Sanjita, they go straight to the whites because they are trying to destroy us and they are the racists.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jamie Foxx

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gail Devers

My grandma passed away at 98 1/2 and I want to live to 100. I want to be able to do what I can do even at 100.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Margaret Thatcher

We have become a grandmother.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jemaine Clement

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Christopher Bollen

I would stay at my grandma's house on my birthday every year and I remember she had a bookshelf of murder mystery books along with really frightening books, like one on Jack the Ripper. She also had a poster of a shark in the closet which also terrified me at the time.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paulette Alden

Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mira Grant

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mary Margaret Mcbride

The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joyce Carol Oates

I remember once asking Grandma about a book she was reading, a biography of Abraham Lincoln, and how she answered me: this was the first conversation of my life that concerned a book, and 'the life of the mind' - and now, such subjects have become my life.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jennifer Hudson

My family always says my voice is a gift—a precious jewel I inherited from my maternal grandma, Julia Kate Hudson. My sister and I used to joke that the 'Kates' in our family got all the talent.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Akeem Ayers

My great grandma, she's in her 80s, so she tells me a lot about the things she's seen. I learn a lot from her.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gene Perret

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Doug Benson

Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you start to smell smoke, and you turn around, and you look in the backseat, and grandma is playing with herself?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Zach Anner

I just love all the music. My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters, Harold Arlen, George Gershwin, all those folks. I can't do it, but I have a profound respect for it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lucretius

Some species increase, others diminish, and in a short space the generations of living creatures are changed and, like runners, pass on the torch of life.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Alice Cooper

My granddad was an evangelist, and my grandma, she was as tough as nails. She watched 'American Bandstand' every day when she was in her 80s, 90s. She loved rock music. I never had anyone in my family that was anti-rock n' roll.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sam Levenson

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Hilaire Belloc

Dear Grandmamma, with what we give. We humbly pray that you may live. For many, many happy years: Although you bore us all to tears.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rudy Giuliani

What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Heidi

Aunt Loretta has something that maybe you could call class. It's not the made-up kind that Grandma has, fake pearls and Sunday hats, but something that comes to you as if you were born to the king and queen. Aunt Loretta understands better than Grandma that reading a big book is more classy than wearing fake pearls watching TV.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michael Morell

If you were watching CNN, they were saying the NSA is listening to your phone calls. It's reading your emails. When you call your grandma in Arkansas, the NSA knows. All total bulls - t. They made the public more concerned about the privacy issue than the legitimate facts should have done.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Davy Rothbart

I have a black Grandma and white Grandma. My white Grandma lives in Fort Lauderdale, paints, and teaches bridge. She's wonderful. My black Grandma, equally wonderful, is my neighbor across the street, Bobbie, who's always insisted that I call her Grandma, and honestly, over the years she's become a real Grandma to me.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Janet Evanovich

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Curtis Tyrone Jones

When she smiles, the lines in her face become epic narratives that trace the stories of generations that no book can replace.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Donald Cerrone

My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jean Kerr

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Fred Rogers

The presence of a grandparent confirms that parents were, indeed, little once, too, and that people who are little can grow to be big, can become parents, and one day even have grandchildren of their own. So often we think of grandparents as belonging to the past; but in this important way, grandparents, for young children, belong to the future.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Van Jones

Deep patriots don't just sing the song, 'America the Beautiful' and then go home. We actually stick around to defend America’s beauty -- from the oil spillers, the clear-cutters and the mountaintop removers. Deep patriots don't just visit the Statue of Liberty and send a postcard home to grandma. We defend the principles upon which that great monument was founded -- 'give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.'

By Anonym 13 Sep

Eliza Dushku

I love leather and it's great to be a bad girl at times. But there is a time and place for everything. When I'm with Grandma it's flowers, and when I'm out on the town scoping guys, you know.