Best 253 of Grandma quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richelle Mead

Was it weird having a witch grandma? Scary? Was she always, like, threatening to cast spells if you were bad?" "Most of the time she just threatened to send me to my room." "That doesn't sound so scary to me." "That's because you haven't met her.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lord Chesterfield

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Akeem Ayers

My great grandma, she's in her 80s, so she tells me a lot about the things she's seen. I learn a lot from her.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lady Gaga

I went to see 'Phantom of the Opera' with my grandma and my mom when I was very little. The stage, the voice, the music?... Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber has been a massive inspiration to me for some time - the storytelling, that deliciously somber undertone in his music.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Amanda Hocking

My mom has a tape from when I was, like, 2 years old, talking with my grandma, telling her a story that's really elaborate about werewolves and wolves.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Clay Walker

I heard some famous people had an anniversary, five long years together, it was Hollywood history. Now my grandma and grandpa never made no printed page, but they took the love of 57 years right to the grave.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Crystal Woods

To all those who care, You can't forever. Time steals the years, And your reflection in the mirror. But I can still see the story in your eyes, And your timeless passion that’s never died. While your skin became tired, Your heart became strong, The present became the past, And your memories like a song. And though the moment at hand is all that we have, You’ve taught me to live it like it is our last. Since two words don't say ‘thank you’ the way they are meant to, I'll try all my life to be something like you.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rudy Giuliani

What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Willo Davis Roberts

While Grandma Welker didn't come right out and accuse Katie of being a witch, or something worse, it was easy to see that she wasn't comfortable around her.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Liv Ullmann

Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Margo T. Rose

Did you say all that you meant to Before the curtain closed? Or did you feel so much more Than we'll ever know? You were an amazing person; One of the very best. You were here for part of my story; I wish you could hear the rest. I miss your smile most; The smile you had for all. Now I can only see it In pictures on the wall.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Thomas Sowell

Even if her children or grandchildren are willing to spend their own money to keep grandma alive, when bureaucrats control the necessary technology or medication they may decide that it is not for sale.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Alice Cooper

My granddad was an evangelist, and my grandma, she was as tough as nails. She watched 'American Bandstand' every day when she was in her 80s, 90s. She loved rock music. I never had anyone in my family that was anti-rock n' roll.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Amanda Beard

In swimming, everyone calls me grandma, because I'm the oldest there. Then with my friends, I'm the youngest and I'm the baby. It's definitely bizarre.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Phyllis Grissim-theroux

We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Eva Longoria

My grandma has never been impressed with the TV show [Desperate Housewives]. She was so angry because I was on television kissing a boy naked; she's very traditional. She said: "If I ever see you kissing that boy again...".

By Anonym 16 Sep

Obehi Peter Ewanfoh

Grandma; it was to grandma I truly wanted to have returned, but she was no more. I could only remember the day she died. The tears mother shed on me, as if I was going to face a more difficult world than any other member of our family. Pg.100

By Anonym 14 Sep

Trevor Noah

My mom would spend a week in jail. She would spend a day in jail here - a week again, a week and a half, two weeks. My grandmother tells me stories of how because I would be at the house, I wouldn't notice that my mom was gone because she would be at work sometimes. So it was just like time when my mom would be gone and my grandma would tell me she'll be back. And nobody knew where anybody was.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Janet Evanovich

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

By Anonym 13 Sep

America Ferrera

I hope to be acting until I'm playing the role of Grandma, and I'd like to branch out in film - producing, directing, all of it. I'll sleep when no one wants to hire me!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Steven Tyler

We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Patrick Ness

You be as angry as you need to be,” she said. “Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Not your grandma, not your dad, no one. And if you need to break things, then by God, you break them good and hard.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Janet Evanovich

My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on the Taurus. "We think this guy killed Fred." "Who's Fred?" "My uncle," I told him. "He's married to Mabel." "Ah so you're avenging a murder in the family. This is a good thing.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Alice Walker

Our mothers and grandmothers ... moving to music not yet written.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elie Wiesel

I remember one day I came home and shouted to my grandmother, "Grandma, Sarah is pregnant!" Poor Sarah! For weeks before I had read how difficult it was for her to get pregnant. "Grandma! I have news for you!" "What did you learn?" "I have news, Grandma: Sarah is pregnant!" [Genesis 16 - 21].

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jeremiah Brent

I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Suzanne Collins

For the last year his grandma had been slipping in and out of reality. One minute she was as clear as a bell and the next she was calling him Simon. Who was Simon? He had no idea.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lady Gaga

My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you, because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Janet Evanovich

[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jeff Foxworthy

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Margaret Mead

Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kathryn Hahn

I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tom Arnold

Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mila Kunis

Though she doesn't remember any trauma, she said that her parents told her she cried on a daily basis and her grandmother resorted to passing out candy so the kids would play with her. Though it was a humorous moment, Mila said, "I know, God bless her. She's an amazing, amazing woman.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mira Grant

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Edith Konecky

If it hadn't been for Grandma, we'd have had no ethnic tone at all.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Christopher Bollen

I would stay at my grandma's house on my birthday every year and I remember she had a bookshelf of murder mystery books along with really frightening books, like one on Jack the Ripper. She also had a poster of a shark in the closet which also terrified me at the time.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mavis Staples

I started writing letters home to my mother, saying that I wanted to come home, grandma won't let me sing.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Curtis Tyrone Jones

When she smiles, the lines in her face become epic narratives that trace the stories of generations that no book can replace.

By Anonym 14 Sep

David Ebershoff

Last year when my grandma fell and broke her hip she couldn't paint her toenails anymore. So my grandpa started doing it for her, even after he fell and broke his hip, too. For me, that's love.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Steve Carell

My maternal grandma was a tough, tough lady and a stern woman, who lost her husband young and raised six kids by herself. She lived in a mining community in Upstate New York and ran a boarding house for miners. She took care of an entire family and miners who lived in the house as well.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amaury Nolasco

You know how when people lose their grandma or grandpa, people they say they're sorry? They do mean it, but... there's nothing to say. There's a void that cannot be filled.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Henny Youngman

A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when a big wave comes and washes the kid out to sea. The lifeguards swim out, bring him back to shore, the paramedics work on him for a long time, pumping the water out, reviving him. They turn to the Jewish Grandma, and say, we saved your grandson. The little Jewish Grandma says, He had a hat!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Donald Cerrone

My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mario Batali

The tradition of Italian cooking is that of the matriarch. This is the cooking of grandma. She didn't waste time thinking too much about the celery. She got the best celery she could and then she dealt with it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Zach Anner

I just love all the music. My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters, Harold Arlen, George Gershwin, all those folks. I can't do it, but I have a profound respect for it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robin Lim

In a nutshell, I am a mom, a grandma, and a midwife.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Richard Peck

Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Farrah Gray

My grandma used to make syrup for us because we couldn't afford it and I just played around with her recipe. I made strawberry syrup and that didn't really work out but I made strawberry-vanilla and that sold. Then I just went out and took marketing classes, went to seminars, learned about marketing a product and striking deals. It ended up taking orders of $1.5 million.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Susan Strasberg

I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.