Best 253 of Grandma quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lady Gaga

My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you, because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Killer Mike

I don't think I'm more politically-based as much as socially-based. My grandmother died on February 29th, and she kept all of my magazine and newspaper scraps, every interview. I've been in the newspapers since I was about 15 - not for rapping, but for real substantive stuff I was doing in the community, organizing around gang violence in the schools. So I had already made my grandma proud before I was on TV. I've always been who I am.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Emma Donoghue

We're standing on the deck that's all wooden like the deck of a ship. There's fuzz on it, little bundles. Grandma says it's some kind of pollen from a tree. "Which one?" I'm staring up at all the differents. "Can't help you there, I'm afraid." In Room we knowed what everything was called but in the world there's so much, persons don't even know the names.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kris Carr

Although Grandma's passion had led me to the power of food, not all of her recipes were healthy. I kept her gusto and the love that she put into her cuisine but ditched the ingredients that bought her a one-way ticket to arthritis, diverticulitis and a host of other inflammatory conditions. I also ditched my own addictions and compulsions around food, especially sugar.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Eva Longoria

My grandma has never been impressed with the TV show [Desperate Housewives]. She was so angry because I was on television kissing a boy naked; she's very traditional. She said: "If I ever see you kissing that boy again...".

By Anonym 14 Sep

Akeem Ayers

My great grandma, she's in her 80s, so she tells me a lot about the things she's seen. I learn a lot from her.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Teresa Bloomingdale

A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Janet Evanovich

I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gail Devers

My grandma passed away at 98 1/2 and I want to live to 100. I want to be able to do what I can do even at 100.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Forrest Carter

Grandma said [...] when you come on something that is good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can find; that way, the good spreads out to where no telling it will go.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Albert Einstein

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Igor Stravinsky

It's one of nature's way that we often feel closer to distant generations than to the generation immediately preceding us.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mell Lazarus

The secret of life is to skip having children and go directly to grandchildren.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Donald Cerrone

My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Heidi W. Durrow

It's easy to smile just to make other people feel better. But when a person fakes happy, it has edges. Regular people may not see, but the people who count, they can see the edges and the lines where your smile ends and the real you, the sadness (me) or the anger (Grandma) begins.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Carson Daly

Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Finn Garner

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cheyenne Jackson

A few years ago, when I was writing songs for my first album, I was staying with Michael Feinstein as I often did. I was working on a pilot. My grandma was very sick at the time. She died of complications from alcoholism. She always used to say [in his grandma's voice], "Red wine is good for my heart. That's what my doctor said." And we'd say, "Yeah, but not for breakfast." Unfortunately, it was the thing that killed her. I felt inspired to write a song about her and what that meant for her life and for all of us. I was writing it in Michael's house.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Farrah Gray

My grandma used to make syrup for us because we couldn't afford it and I just played around with her recipe. I made strawberry syrup and that didn't really work out but I made strawberry-vanilla and that sold. Then I just went out and took marketing classes, went to seminars, learned about marketing a product and striking deals. It ended up taking orders of $1.5 million.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mary Norris

The comma, if it's left out, sometimes can be a problem. There's a slogan on a T-shirt going around that "Let's Eat, Grandma," and "Let's Eat Grandma.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Joyce Giraud

My husband and I are in preproduction of three movies, a Latin show, and a children's animation. I'm doing a very unique nail polish line, and finally, I'm developing a hair care line because people always ask me about my hair care system. I do a mask once a week that my grandma taught me how to make, so I want to share it with everyone.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jo Brand

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mavis Staples

I started writing letters home to my mother, saying that I wanted to come home, grandma won't let me sing.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Young Chop

My family's still loves my music. Every time they hear me on the radio they call my phone - my grandma even called me: "I hear you on the radio!" I'm like, "Grandma, you listen to that and you be in church?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Victor Cruz

As a kid, my grandma would be dancing all the time.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Inna Swinton

He greeted me in his usual attire - pajama pants. "Hey stranger!" he said, hugging me for a few long seconds. "I've already set up the board. Can I get you some rose" I nodded, overwhelmingly relieved to be with another human being - even if he was really a wolf in grandma's clothing. Or was he just a wolf in wolf's clothing? After all, he wore pajamas... Hmmm. I contemplated all this as he poured me a glass of wine. "Mind if I smoke?" he asked as he lit up a joint and motioned me over to the sleek brown couch. Italian, of course. Through the three windows that faced south, north, and west, I saw the Statue of Liberty, and Ellis Island, where I had paid to have my parents' names inscribed in the immigrant wall of honor. Some American Dream this was!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Anne Burrell

I love the simplicity, the ingredients, the culture, the history and the seasonality of Italian cuisine. In Italy people do not travel. They cook the way grandma did, using fresh ingredients and what is available in season.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Brandon Mull

Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held out a gray, speckled envelope. "Happy birthday to you!" Seth exclaimed, his voice full of implications. Kendra tried not to blush as she tucked the envelope away. "Dear Kendra," Seth improvised, "you're the only girl who really gets me, you know, and I think you're very mature for your age--" "What about some cake?" Grandma interrupted, holding the first piece out to Kendra and glaring at Seth.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Margaret Thatcher

We have become a grandmother.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gary Mule Deer

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Arne Jacobsen

On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Janet Evanovich

Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elie Wiesel

I remember one day I came home and shouted to my grandmother, "Grandma, Sarah is pregnant!" Poor Sarah! For weeks before I had read how difficult it was for her to get pregnant. "Grandma! I have news for you!" "What did you learn?" "I have news, Grandma: Sarah is pregnant!" [Genesis 16 - 21].

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amaury Nolasco

You know how when people lose their grandma or grandpa, people they say they're sorry? They do mean it, but... there's nothing to say. There's a void that cannot be filled.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lois Wyse

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Obehi Peter Ewanfoh

Grandma; it was to grandma I truly wanted to have returned, but she was no more. I could only remember the day she died. The tears mother shed on me, as if I was going to face a more difficult world than any other member of our family. Pg.100

By Anonym 14 Sep

Alice Walker

Our mothers and grandmothers ... moving to music not yet written.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tom Arnold

Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know

By Anonym 13 Sep

Heidi

Aunt Loretta has something that maybe you could call class. It's not the made-up kind that Grandma has, fake pearls and Sunday hats, but something that comes to you as if you were born to the king and queen. Aunt Loretta understands better than Grandma that reading a big book is more classy than wearing fake pearls watching TV.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michael Morell

If you were watching CNN, they were saying the NSA is listening to your phone calls. It's reading your emails. When you call your grandma in Arkansas, the NSA knows. All total bulls - t. They made the public more concerned about the privacy issue than the legitimate facts should have done.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Hilaire Belloc

Dear Grandmamma, with what we give. We humbly pray that you may live. For many, many happy years: Although you bore us all to tears.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Janet Evanovich

You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens," Grandma said.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Debi Mazar

Thanksgiving was always a favorite holiday for me. The preparation was fun! My grandma and I would walk to the butcher on Jamaica Avenue in Queens, order the bird, and buy all the fixings at the market.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richelle Mead

Was it weird having a witch grandma? Scary? Was she always, like, threatening to cast spells if you were bad?" "Most of the time she just threatened to send me to my room." "That doesn't sound so scary to me." "That's because you haven't met her.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Susan Strasberg

I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Pam Brown

Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lois Wyse

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lord Chesterfield

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kathy Freston

So if you serve a whole chicken to your family like grandma did, you may be serving them 10 times as much fat than the days of yesteryear. That's a whole lotta fat, and big trouble for the waistline.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Miranda Lambert

Both my mom and my grandma were really big influences on me not only by being strong and teaching me to be strong but also owning their salt as well.