Best 89 of Satirical quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

He was just like his father," Vic-toria Guzmán answered her. "A shit.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Pauley Perrette

I started out as a writer. Poetry and prose and also kind of satirical David Sedaris-esque stuff.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charles Simmons

Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery

By Anonym 18 Sep

Saira Viola

Poncho was in a red mood slanging with rage and needed to cook himself out of it , while shoving handfuls of salted peanuts down his gullet and slurping ice cold Fanta

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Munia Khan

A poet can imagine an iceberg singing a melancholic song while the world leaders find it difficult to imagine proper solution to global warming.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Dan Simmons

[The Void Which Binds] actual but unaccessible presence in our universe is one of the prime causes for our species elaborating myth and religion, for our stubborn, blind belief in extrasensory powers, in telepathy and precognition, in demons and demigods and resurrection and reincarnation and ghosts and messiahs and so many other categories of almost-but-not-quite satisfying bullshit.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Robi Alexandria Stones

Love is the worst curse, and greatest blessing ever bestowed upon us humans

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Paul Christensen

He was eager to tell me about his latest work, which consisted of him vomiting on a footpath, then cordoning it off. Each artwork lasted until the first ‘philistine’ thought to take the rope down. ‘In that way, the philistine is drawn – whether he likes it or not – into my art. He becomes part of it…and the vomit part of him. Essentially, it is the cosmic vomit. We all spew it. It blurs the boundaries, subverts the liminal…

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Dryden

A satirical poet is the check of the laymen on bad priests.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the person who would eventually be their lover if they let go of them.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Patrick Bryant

Preferring the nausea of the path to its fated and certain ending.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jonathan Swift

...all disgracers of the press in prose and verse condemned to eat nothing but their own cotton, and quench their thirst with their own ink.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself.

By Anonym 20 Sep

B. J. Neblett

You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Horace Greeley

You may be witty, but not satirical.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive for many years has become a boy again.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Roman Payne

The birthing wolf, Her heart fed with tenderness, Gave forth from ripe brown nipples, Food to feed the universe.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

He was just like his father," Victoria Guzmán answered her. "A shit.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.