Best 3 331 of Stupid quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Frederick Busch

The education of young people is narrowing. They cannot have the scope they used to have. They are being taught in high school by people earnest, still, but maybe less well-prepared than we would want them to be - but not because they are stupid or churlish.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alan Moore

With so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William J. Clinton

I'm just trying to suppress my natural impulses and get back to work.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kim Harrison

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Janet Jackson

You can't hold the record forever, and I know that. I'm not stupid.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William J. Clinton

I pledge that I have no intention of raising taxes in my second term.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bertrand Russell

One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dave Mustaine

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Louis Agassiz

Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jim Rohn

Learn all you can, don't be lazy. Nothing's worse than being stupid. Being broke is bad, but being stupid is what's really bad. And what's really really bad is being broke and stupid. Nothing's much worse than that. Unless you're sick. Sick, broke and stupid, that’s about as far as you can fall unless you're ugly. Surely that would be the ultimate; ugly, sick, broke and stupid.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Pope Francis

I don't like it when I hear it said: 'but these youth say stupid things!'

By Anonym 14 Sep

Anton Chekhov

Ivanov: Once I worked hard and thought a lot but I never got tired; now I do nothing and think of nothing, but I'm tired in body and spirit. My conscience aches day and night, I feel deeply guilty but I don't understand where I am actually at fault. And add to that my wife's illness, my lack of money, the constant bickering, gossip, unnecessary conversations, that stupid Borkin... My home has become loathsome to me and I find living there worse than torture.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jim Davidson

People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mark Haddon

But I don't feel sad about it. Because Mother is dead. And because Mr. Shears isn't around anymore. So I would be feeling sad about something that isn't real and doesn't exist. And that would be stupid.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Miguel Angel Ruiz

Only love has the ability to put you in that state of bliss

By Anonym 17 Sep

N. R. Walker

My last thought before falling asleep last night was a realisation that I was falling in love with Andrew. Well, not me exactly. My stupid, traitorous heart.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Adolf Hitler

What luck, for governments, that the people are stupid!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mick Ebeling

Surround yourself with people who make you feel stupid.

By Anonym 16 Sep

David Lagercrantz

I like stupid questions,” Rimmer said. “They allow one to feel intelligent for once.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Cornell

If I'm going to go out to be a solo artist, it's because I want to do something different without having to wait on someone else's schedule or hobbies or be limited by other people's prejudices. I'd be kind of stupid not to exercise that.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dave Barry

Reporters aren't stupid. We were standing around talking about which of the 900 health-care proposals that nobody's going to accept is that day's hot news. They know how silly that is. But that's what they do.

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Carlin

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kai Greene

I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rachel Maddow

It is hard to stay patient about policy matters where everybody agrees about what needs to be done and then it just doesn't happen, like reforming the immigration system and getting rid of family immigration jails and closing Guantanamo and criminal-justice reform. All these issues, there is basically consensus. There's no rational objections whatsoever, but it can't happen because of other stupid steps we have to take in politics.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dalai Lama

It seems to me that self confidence and the ability to stand one's ground are essential if we want to succeed in life. I am not talking of stupid self-assurance but of an awareness of our inner potential, a certainty that we can always correct our behavior, improve ourselves, enrich ourselves, and that things are never hopeless

By Anonym 15 Sep

Pia Zadora

You know, after the film I said to myself, "It's a good thing you were so stupid not to be nervous. If I'd been nervous, it would have ruined the whole thing.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dan Quisenberry

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mark Cuban

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Carson Mccullers

Wherever you look there’s meanness and corruption. This room, this bottle of grape wine, these fruits in the basket, are all products of profit and loss. A fellow can’t live without giving his passive acceptance to meanness. Somebody wears his tail to a frazzle for every mouthful we eat and every stitch we wear—and nobody seems to know. Everybody is blind, dumb, and blunt-headed—stupid and mean.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Woody Allen

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pat Robertson

Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians! It's no different! It is the same thing! It is happening all over again! It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians! Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today! More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Winston Bennett

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rush Limbaugh

How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant - and if you're gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jamelia

I love all those stupid, cheesy chat-up lines like 'Did God take the stars out of the sky and put them into your eyes?' But I never get chatted up.

By Anonym 14 Sep

William H. Ginsburg

Mr. Starr, have you no shame? Facts and law are always subordinated to the will of the American people.

By Anonym 14 Sep

James Dashner

Listen,' Thomas said, slowly getting to his feet, hoping Minho wouldn’t be stupid enough to try anything. “There’s something about us. We’re not just random shanks who showed up on your doorstep. We’re valuable. Alive, not dead.” The anger on Jorge’s face lessened ever so slightly. Maybe a spark of curiosity. But what he said was 'What’s a shank?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Timothy Leary

There are no bad drugs. There's simply stupid people who don't know how to use them.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Christiane Northrup

No matter what you’re feeling, the only way to get a difficult feeling to go away is simply to love yourself for it. If you think you’re stupid, then love yourself for feeling that way. It’s a paradox, but it works. To heal, you must be the first one to shine the light of compassion on any areas within you that you feel are unacceptable.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tom Felton

You do that stupid thing at 12 years old when you say something and it kind of sticks with you for the rest of your life. So, I believe I said I wanted to be a fishery manager. In hindsight, I think acting could be a better route.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jules Feiffer

Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Connie Chung

I mean, all the ratings wars are silly. But, I mean, someone has to be concerned about the ratings because it means, you know, it translates into revenue.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Andy Roddick

I've become better at the net. I've got a 135 mph serve so I'd be stupid not to follow that in. Overall I'm a better player than I was last year.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lizz Winstead

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Walter Savage Landor

The most pernicious of absurdities is that weak, blind, stupid faith is better than the constant practice of every human virtue.

By Anonym 13 Sep

David Millar

Cycling is such a stupid sport. Next time you are in a car travelling at 40mph think about jumping out - naked. That's what it's like when we crash.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Leo Tolstoy

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michael Steele

We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Danny Kaye

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kathleen Hanna

I'm really going off of watching John Waters speak one time and I remember he just kind of talked and it was totally interesting. I wanted to hear about his life and how he got started and when did he think he made it, stupid stuff like that. And what his relationship with the mainstream is because he's so far out there, but then he became part of the mainstream in this weird way. He was really funny, though. Yeah, I have to work on my jokes.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Cecelia Ahern

people who say its a long story, mean it's a stupid short one that they are too embarrassed and couldn't be bothered to tell