Best 3 331 of Stupid quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Terry Pratchett

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Martin Kippenberger

You don't make stupid jokes in art.

By Anonym 14 Sep

William C. Brown

Man is the only animal for whom his own stupid existence is a problem which he has to try in vain to solve.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Hillary Clinton

When I was a senior, I ran for class president. And I lost. One of my opponents even told me I was "really stupid" if I thought a girl could be elected president.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adolf Hitler

Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Arnold Bennett

Worry is evidence of an ill-controlled brain; it is merely a stupid waste of time in unpleasantness.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rick Riordan

I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mark Mcgwire

Performance-enhancing drugs are an illusion. I wish I had never gotten involved with steroids. It was wrong. It was stupid.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ray Bradbury

It's not going to do any good to land on Mars if we're stupid.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jonah Goldberg

(T)he most important reason American leftists love France is that French elites say bad things about America. French intellectuals call us racist, stupid, imperialistic, simplistic, etc. ' and that alone is proof of their intellectualism. So long as you call America “racist,” you could add that an enema is as good as a toothbrush and some professor of “communications theory” would applaud.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kobe Bryant

Horrible, terrible AAU basketball. It's stupid. It doesn't teach our kids how to play the game at all so you wind up having players that are big and they bring it up and they do all this fancy crap and they don't know how to post. They don't know the fundamentals of the game. It's stupid.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brian Regan

The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, "Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your head!!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Crystal Woods

You might never comprehend my madness. But it stands behind my undying love for you. You're the object of my everything. I’m sorry I’ve been stupid lately.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lizz Winstead

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.

By Anonym 15 Sep

John Brunner

There's one bright spot in the generally gloomy picture know as the Pacific Conflict Zone. According to my calculations, by the year 2500 or so we should have killed off every last member of our species who is stupid enough to take part in so futile a pastime as this war between "ideals," and with luck they won't have left their genes behind because they'll typically have been killed at an age when society thinks they're too young to assume the responsibility of childbearing. After that we may get some peace and quiet for a change.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Orson Scott Card

Most victories came from instantly exploiting your enemy's stupid mistakes, and not from any particular brilliance in your own plan.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Harold Pinter

I also found being called Sir rather silly.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Dave Attell

This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician and doesn't do magic, I don't like. I don't even like magic, I hate it. But I love the word, "Ta-da"! I love that word! I don't get to say it, right? I never do any magic. You just can't go around walking, "Ta-da!" "Ta-da!" "Ta-da!" The only time I can say it is when I do something really stupid or surprising. Like if I go out all night drinking and hitting strip clubs and I come home and I still got some money... "Ta-da!" I thought I was broke. Why does my jaw hurt?

By Anonym 20 Sep

Amanda Browning

You stupid, conceited fool! You know nothing! You're like a child, blind to everything but its own empty stomach! Well, grow up, Carl, and join the real world. Until you do, for God's sake leave me be!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Matt Blunt

Public education is an investment in our future.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jacques-yves Cousteau

No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.

By Anonym 14 Sep

William Gaddis

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lena Dunham

Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Suze Orman

I grew up thinking that because I couldn't read, I was stupid and would never amount to anything. I worked my way through college as a waitress and thought I wasn't capable of doing anything else. My grades in English were horrible, and I barely got through.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bernard Devoto

Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Dave Mcclure

The last 10 to 20 years you’d think that it has been all about VCs making money, because that’s all we hear about. But really it is all about VCs failing and failing to return capital and being f**king idiots. VCs are stupid. They are absolutely stupid. Does anyone want to challenge that statement? Does anyone think that VCs are not stupid?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jeremy Irvine

I hate the word "method acting." It's just so silly. You hear people going, "Yeah I'm a method actor." I'm like, "So what happens if you're playing a period film or something? You're in the Second World War. And what happens when your mom calls you on your phone? Do you go, 'Oh! What is this strange talking brick device?'" No. It's stupid. But you do everything you can to get in that mindset.

By Anonym 13 Sep

L. Neil Smith

I do know enough about economics - and so do you - to understand that the 'stimulus program' of Barack Obama and his ravenous parasitic hordes, supposedly designed to 'repair' America's broken economy, reveals him to be unimaginably stupid, gibberingly insane, or simply the biggest, most barefaced criminal thug ever to occupy the White House. And that's saying a lot.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lisa Rinna

Here's the story: 25 years ago, I had my lips injected with silicone. Stupid thing to do at 24. I saw 'Beaches.' Remember that movie 'Beaches'? I did it with my best girlfriend, so she and I go and we get our lips done. Fine. I have it like that for my whole career, right? So then cut to a couple of years ago, I have a doctor remove as much as they possibly can because it got to the point where they were yucky. You know, they get hard. It's gross. They are now whatever that was after they took out as much of the silicone as they could.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Israelmore Ayivor

They may call you "Stupid" because of what you've done in the past. Hey, you are going to be "Prominent" because of what the Lord has done. The stupid "S" in Saul was exchange to become the Prominent "P" in Paul... and you ask why? It's because of what the Lord has done, Give thanks!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Byron Nelson

Out-of-control emotions can make smart people stupid.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Demetri Martin

I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Stupid speaks loudly; he makes noise like pigs! Wise man speaks calmly; he makes sound like quiet lakes!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jonathan Meades

One doesn't mind adverse criticism so long as it isn't stupid.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Albert Brooks

You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Leonardo Da Vinci

I know very well that because I am unlettered some presumptuous people will think they have the right to criticize me, saying that I am an uncultured man. What stupid fools! Do they not know that I could reply to them as Marius did to the Roman patricians: "Do those who pride themselves on the works of other men claim to challenge mine?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Brian Setzer

Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ben Marcus

With students, one is often in the position where you have to be authoritative about what they're doing and connected to some principle. I prefer not really knowing the answer to anything interesting and I try to encourage that in teaching. If I start to feel certain about something my curiosity goes away, my mind shuts down. I'm sure that's not always true, it's stupid to generalise.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rush Limbaugh

Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos - what's to complain about?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Martin Luther

Therefore the blind Jews are truly stupid fools.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Thomas Sowell

One of the most important reasons for studying history is that virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been tried before and proved disastrous before, time and again.

By Anonym 13 Sep

David Hilbert

If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kiera Cass

It's always the fear of looking stupid that stops you from being awesome.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

GreenHollyWood is a stupid fat guy, saying (I will watch that and I will check that...) and in the end nothing there isn't progress why?? To fat to move! (It's a black joke, do you get it?)

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mehmet Murat Ildan

There are hundreds of intelligent and big brains in every country in the world to run that country successfully but somehow and often either an immoral stupid or a charlatan imbecile comes to power!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mick Jagger

I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Darynda Jones

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ian Mackaye

It doesn't hurt me on a personal level, but it hurts me on a larger level of like, why are people so stupid? Why do we have to go through these unnecessary exercises. Fight crime, don't fight me. If you really want to make a difference don't fight me or Fugazi.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Norman Reedus

I'm one of those people who can watch a stupid movie and end up crying.