Best 1 917 of Laughter quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

G. I. Gurdjieff

Laughter relieves us of superfluous energy, which, if it remained unused, might become negative, that is, poison. Laughter is the antidote.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Norm Papernick

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rajneesh

I would like you to accept only one prayer, and that is laughter, because when you are totally laughing you are in the present. You cannot laugh in the future and you cannot laugh in the past. All those people who have created this retarded humanity have taken away all juice, all laughter, all smiles, and dragged everybody into being inauthentic. And if you are inauthentic, insincere, you can never grow the seed that has been given to you by this great compassionate universe.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joseph Lelyveld

His laughter... sparkled like a splash of water in sunlight.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Carlo Borromeo

Be sure that you first preach by the way you live. If you do not, people will notice that you say one thing, but live otherwise, and your words will bring only cynical laughter and a derisive shake of the head.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Bobby Darnell

Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Thomas Hardy

All laughing comes from misapprehension. Rightly looked at there is no laughable thing under the sun.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Fowles

I am going to explain to you why we went to war. Why mankind always goes to war. It is not social or political. It is not countries that go to war, but men. It is like salt. Once one has been to war, one has salt for the rest of one's life. Do you understand?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Cassandra Clare

There walked warlocks in all their bat-winged, cat-eyed glory, and here, as they swung out over the river, she saw the darting flash of multicolored tails under the silvery skin of the water, the shimmer of long, pearl-strewn hair, and heard the high, rippling laughter of the mermaids.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Earth laughs in flowers.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jennifer Love Hewitt

If you can't laugh, you won't make it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pat Conroy

No story is a straight line. The geometry of a human life is too imperfect and complex, too distorted by the laughter of time and the bewildering intricacies of fate to admit the straight line into its system of laws.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Danielle Cormack

Laughter. It connects me to the moment, the people around me, nothing like a good belly laugh to feel alive. And having sex outdoors, of course...

By Anonym 13 Sep

Becca Fitzpatrick

Here it comes," she said with an expression of pure bliss. "Drug rush ... any moment now ... the surge of warmth ... bye-bye, Mr. Pain..." "Vee-" "Knock, knock." "This is really important-" "Knock, knock." "It's about Elliot-" "Knock, knoooock," she said in a singsong voice. I sighed. "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Boo-hoo, somebody's crying, and it's not me!" She broke into hysterical laughter.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Orison Swett Marden

The glow of satisfaction which follows the consciousness of doing our level best never comes to a human being from any other experience.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Reginald Heber

Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Wavy Gravy

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jackie Gleason

It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Davis Bunn

The distance had been evaporated by humor

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jamaica Kincaid

Sometimes when someone says something stupid, my friends and I just read the reviews out loud and collapse with laughter at the stupidity of it all.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Pierre Corneille

Happiness seems made to be shared.

By Anonym 15 Sep

John Heywood

The loss of wealth is loss of dirt, As sages in all times assert; The happy man's without a shirt.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Indra Devi

Laughter drives shouting away.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Gwen Calvo

she loves to feel the sun on her skin the winter in her eyelashes and to hear his laughter all day long.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Benjamin De Casseres

Progress is nothing but the victory of laughter over dogma.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ralph Waldo Emerson

To have played and laughed with enthusiasm, and sung with exultation - this to to have succeeded.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Khalil Gibran

The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sebastian Faulks

The men loved jokes, though they had heard each one before. Jack's manner was persuasive; few of them had seen the old stories so well delivered. Jack himeself laughed a little, but he was able to see the effect his performance had on his audience. The noise of their laughter roared like the sea in his ears. He wanted it louder and louder; he wanted them to drown out the war with their laughter. If the could should loud enough, they might bring the world back to its senses; they might laugh loud enough to raise the dead.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Nalini Priyadarshni

Nothing sends patriarchy scuttling under covers of propriety faster than rambunctious peals of laughter emanating from rubicund lips

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sara Davidson

The ability to laugh at life is right at the top, with love and communication, in the hierarchy of our needs. Humour has much to do with pain; it exaggerates the anxieties and absurdities we feel, so that we gain distance and through laughter, relief.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Henri Bergson

However spontaneous it seems, laughter always implies a kind of secret freemasonry, or even complicity, with other laughers, real or imaginary.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Walter Inglis Anderson

Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Andrew Carson

We Live and we Learn but we don't always Laugh.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Haskell Wexler

I think that it gave me a really strong feeling of my life force and a confidence in myself. I felt like I was a man. Before that point for some reason, I always felt I was a boy (laughter). In fact, they called me the baby on the ship 'cause I was the youngest guy on the ship. But I always felt that way.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rajneesh

Laughter is more sacred than prayer, dancing more spiritual than chanting mantras, loving existence more cosmic than going to a church.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Walt Disney

Mickey was simply a little personality assigned to the purposes of laughter.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Alaric Hutchinson

The beauty of death is that it is a constant reminder of the limited time we spend here in this unique life on Earth. It is the ongoing wakeup call that reminds us to be joyous, to laugh, to love, to be compassionate and grateful, and most of all – to forgive.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Rose Wynters

Orlando had a Pinto, a car that hadn't been in existence for thirty-plus years. He still hadn't figured out why a strong, strapping werewolf would want one. Orlando said it was because he'd customized it. Painted pink with purple stripes, the younger male could often be found cruising up and down the streets of Wolf Town, with his terrible music blaring out of the windows. The car was a ticking time bomb. Already, more than one werewolf had offered to blow it up. Orlando better enjoy it, Connor doubted he would have it for very much longer.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Buddy Guy

I've never missed a gig yet. Music makes people happy, and that's why I go on doing it - I like to see everybody smile.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dave Barry

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Muhammad Ali

I'd like for them to say he took a few cups of love, he took one tablespoon of patience, teaspoon of generosity, one pint of kindness. He took one quart of laughter, one pinch of concern, and then, he mix willingness with happiness, he added lots of faith, and he stirred it up well, then he spreads it over his span of a lifetime, and he served it to each and every deserving person he met.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Josh Billings

Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicholas Sparks

In the eulogy by the graveside, I told everyone how my sister and I used to sing to each other on our birthday. I told them that, when I thought of my sister, I could still hear her laughter, sense her optimism, and feel her faith. I told them that my sister was the kindest person I;ve ever known, and that the world was a sadder place without her in it. And finally, I told them to remember my sister with a smile, like I did, for even though she was being buried near my parents, the best parts of her would always stay alive, deep within our hearts.

By Anonym 14 Sep

F. Scott Fitzgerald

The bar is in full swing, and floating rounds of cocktails permeate the garden outside, until the air is alivewith chatter and laughter, and casual innuendo and introductions forgotten on the spot, and enthusiastic meetings between women who never knew each other’s names.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Maxwell Maltz

Get into the habit of laughing; too many of us have forgotten how to laugh. As people grow older, they sometimes forget that they ever laughed. It is a part of their childhood that they can no longer remember.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mary Mccarthy

Laughter is the great antidote for self-pity, maybe a specific for the malady, yet probably it does tend to dry one's feelings out a little, as if by exposing them to a vigorous wind.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Peace gives you the world, laughter gives you the sky, joy gives you the world, and love gives you the galaxy.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Anais Nin

If I fall asleep, it is because I am overloaded. I sleep because one hour with Henry contains five years of my life, and one phrase, one caress answers the expectations of a hundred nights. When I hear him laugh, I say, "I have heard Rabelais.". And I swallow his laughter like bread and wine.