Best 1 917 of Laughter quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jerry Seinfeld

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Edwin Percy Whipple

As men neither fear nor respect what has been made contemptible, all honor to him who makes oppression laughable as well as detestable. Armies cannot protect it then; and walls which have remained impenetrable to cannon have fallen before a roar of laughter or a hiss of contempt.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Homer

Unextinguished laughter shakes the skies.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alan Rickman

I do take my work seriously and the way to do that is not to take yourself too seriously.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Donna Tartt

And her laugh was enough to make you want to kick over what you were doing and follow her down the street.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Milan Kundera

A mismatched outfit, a slightly defective denture, an exquisite mediocrity of the soul-those are the details that make a woman real, alive. The women you see on posters or in fashion magazines-the ones all the women try to imitate nowadays-how can they be attractive? They have no reality of their own; they're just the sum of a set of abstract rules. They aren't born of human bodies; they hatch ready-made from the computers." ~The Book of Laughter and Forgetting

By Anonym 20 Sep

Israelmore Ayivor

When my first attempt failed, fear brought into me a shock... I gave a smile, only to realize that my shock was gone. A smile is a shock absorber!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Victor Hugo

I like the laughter that opens the lips and the heart, shows at the same time the pearls and the soul.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Ware

I'm only trying to present as honest a portrayal of the grimness of human ambition as I can. I'd hope it's rather uplifting, actually, since I find the sort of blind optimism and empty laughter of a great deal of "contemporary culture" to be more depressing than something that admits to a potential for disappointment and a gnawing sense of existential mockery.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Munger

I talked to one accountant, a very nice fellow who I would have been glad to have his family marry into mine. He said, "What these other accounting firms have done is very unethical. The [tax avoidance scheme] works best if it's not found out [by the IRS], so we only give it to our best clients, not the rest, so it's unlikely to be discovered. So my firm is better than the others." [Laughter] I'm not kidding. And he was a perfectly nice man. People just follow the crowd...Their mind just drifts off in a ghastly way.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Taylor Swift

Here I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place

By Anonym 15 Sep

Meg Cabot

You and me?” I let out a stunned bark of laughter. “There is no you and me.” “That’s what you think,” Chaz says, tugging on his coat. “And I’ll be damned if I’m going to wait around until you figure out that isn’t true.” “Fine,” I say “I’m not asking you to, am I?” “No.” Chaz is smiling… but not like he’s happy. “But you would if you had the slightest idea what was good for you.” And with that, he yanks open the door and storms through it, slamming it closed behind him with enough force to cause the windowpanes to rattle. And then he’s gone.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tom Wilson

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Christopher Reeve

I'm not living the life I thought I would lead, but it does have meaning, purpose. There is love... there is joy... there is laughter.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jenny Jay

I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm hands upon me in public and wounded me in private, your noble face hid your filthy ways, and your sorrow was but laughter.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Christopher Zzenn Loren

The Master always has a "one up" on everyone else because he/she accepts what others can't - The Horrible Truth. Benefits of this revelation can cause outbursts of laughter.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lin Yutang

Sometimes there are more tears than laughter, and sometimes there is more laughter than tears, and sometimes you feel so choked you can neither weep nor laugh. For tears and laughter there will always be so long as there is human life. When our tear wells have run dry and the voice of laughter is silenced, the world will be truly dead.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Amit Kalantri

You can't take a crash course in comedy, there is no crash course in comedy.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marcel Proust

Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Julie Garwood

Go and change your gown, Mary," Daniel interjected. "I'm partial to gold. If you've a gown in that color, wear it to please me. If not, white will do well enough. I'm wedding you, Lady Mary." Lord Daniel Ferguson caught Lady Mary before she hit the floor. He wasn't at all irritated that his intended had just fainted dead away, and he actually let out a full burst of laughter as he swept Mary up into his arms and held her against his chest. "She's overcome with gratitude, Alec," Daniel called out to his friend. "Aye, Daniel, I can see she is," Alec answered.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Cathy Burnham Martin

I like to laugh at myself. It frees me from any pesky expectations or delusions of grandeur.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Julie Garwood

Lyon knew she wasn't aware she was being watched, either. She wouldn't have eaten the leaf otherwise, or reached for another. “Sir, which one is Princess Christina?” Andrew asked Lyon, just as Rhone started in choking on his laughter. Rhone has obviously been watching Christina, too. “Sir?” “The blond-headed one,” Lyon muttered, shaking his head. He watched in growing disbelief as Christina daintily popped another leaf into her mouth. “Which blond-headed one?” Andrew persisted. “The one eating the shrubs.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Andrea Goeglein

Perspective-changing events can have many parts. One part can be a tense, laughter-filled promise. Another part can have no laughter at all.

By Anonym 15 Sep

George Bernard Shaw

Unless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my evening. I go to the theatre to be moved to laughter, not to be tickled or bustled into it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Patricia Montandon

Thanks to my son, I've learned to laugh at myself. Laughter has been my saving grace.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Art Linkletter

And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when you're my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of a mirror. I guarantee you'll get a laugh.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Neale Donald Walsch

Release the joy that is inside of another, and you release the joy that is inside of you.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mary Karr

Gary Shteyngart has written a memoir for the ages. I spat laughter on the first page and closed the last with wet eyes. Un-put-down-able in the day and a half I spent reading it, Little Failure is a window into immigrant agony and ambition, Jewish angst, and anybody's desperate need for a tribe. Readers who've fallen for Shteyngart's antics on the page will relish the trademark humor. But here it's laden and leavened with a deep, consequential, psychological journey. Brave and unflinching, Little Failure is his best book to date

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mervyn Peake

There is a kind of laughter that sickens the soul. Laughter when it is out of control: when it screams and stamps its feet, and sets the bells jangling in the next town. Laughter in all its ignorance and its cruelty. Laughter with the seed of Satan in it. It tramples upon shrines; the belly-roarer. It roars, it yells, it is delirious: and yet it is as cold as ice. It has no humour. It is naked noise and naked malice.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Callimachus

You're walking by the tomb of Battiades, Who knew well how to write poetry, and enjoy Laughter at the right moment, over the wine.

By Anonym 14 Sep

George Meredith

Sunrays, leaning on our southern hills and lighting Wild cloud-mountains that drag the hills along, Oft ends the day of your shifting brilliant laughter Chill as a dull face frowning on a song. Ay, but shows the South-west a ripple-feathered bosom Blown to silver while the clouds are shaken and ascend Scaling the mid-heavens as they stream, there comes a sunset Rich, deep like love in beauty without end.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alaric Hutchinson

Be aware of the type of humor you use in your daily life. Just because people are laughing doesn’t mean it is creating positive vibes.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Chris Cleave

Would we be the heroes or the cowards of the piece? Would we follow orders or stick to our principles, if those two things ever conflicted? Would we be the brave ones who still found the capacity for love - and for laughter - even while we were terrified?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Hari Kondabolu

It's a sick thing, right: people are afraid of public speaking. I do public speaking, except my public speaking involves the audience only having one type of emotion and one type of reaction. If they have anything other than laughter, it's a failure. That's an absurd thing for a human to try to seek. The main thing to realize is that whatever I say, it's my truth and I believe in it, and if I don't get a laugh off that, then it's not working.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Unarine Ramaru

A true friend is not the one you share laughter with. But the one you share laughter and sorrow with.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rupert Brooke

Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Pat Nixon

All lives have triumphs and tragedies, laughter and tears, and mine has been no different. What really matters is whether, after all of that, you remain strong and a comfort to your loved ones. I have tried to meet that test.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sergei Prokofiev

I strenuously object to the very word "grotesque" which has become hackneyed to the point of nausea...I would prefer my music to be described as "Scherzo-ish" in quality, or else by three words describing the various degrees of the Scherzo - whimsicality, laughter, mockery.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Abhijit Naskar

A good laughter is as uplifting as a good teaching, for it is simply meditation.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jim Dale

I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ocean R Stark

Funny is always a good way to start when in doubt

By Anonym 16 Sep

Daniel Prokop

Even amidst tragedy there is laughter, sometimes farce. The degree of farce depends on who is running the tragedy.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alain De Botton

I am in general a very pessimistic person with an optimistic, day to day take on things. The bare facts of life are utterly terrifying. And yet, one can laugh. Indeed, one has to laugh precisely because of the darkness: the nervous laughter of the trenches.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lisa Vanderpump

Don't take life too seriously. Have fun in your life. And, never forget my mantra - love and laughter supersede all!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Abigail George

Woman lost (skin deep) like a damn fine thread in the fire Woman of the world caught up in your black machinations I was a woman who cried alone at night, who gave it all away when she saw the good heart of the man inside Woman caught standing up; her open parts are broken -

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sophia Loren

True happiness is impossible without solitude.... I need solitude in my life as I need food and drink and the laughter of little children. Extravagant though it may sound, solitude is the filter of my soul. It nourishes me, and rejuvenates me. Left alone, I discovered that I keep myself good company.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richard Feynman

Although my mother didn't know anything about science, she had a great influence on me as well. In particular, she had a wonderful sense of humor, and I learned from her that the highest form of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion

By Anonym 16 Sep

Maisie A Smikle

Husbands....admit when you are wrong and shush when you are right :-)

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sid Caesar

People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'

By Anonym 13 Sep

Shel Silverstein

Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom? He got tickled by his mom. Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor, . . . . And all the more that he kept gigglin', All the more folks kept ticklin'. He shrieked and screamed and rolled around, Laughed his way right out of town. Through the country down the road, He got tickled by a toad. . . . . Giggling, rolling on his back He rolled on the railroad track. Rumble, rumble, whistle, roar- Tom ain't ticklish any more.