Best 1 917 of Laughter quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rush Limbaugh

Somebody who opposes Trump is wound so tight, they're not funny people anyway, that they don't get his humor. They really believe when he tells these jokes that that's dead serious stuff. There's not enough laughter on the left. Even their comedians are angry. Their comedians, the humor they shoot for is all personal put-down kind of humor where it used to not be that way. But Trump's humor, even the stuff that's not subtle, they miss, they take it literally and are frightened to death by it. It's incredible.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Oliver Hardy

A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anne Rice

The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is often fought, choked, half strangled, or surrendered to with humiliation.

By Anonym 14 Sep

William Shakespeare

Present mirth hath present laughter. What's to come is still unsure.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Robert Graves

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ofra Haza

I don't know what I would have done without believing in God. His support gives me power and energy to continue to be optimistic, to smile, not to be depressed. Sometimes, if things are not going so well, I don't cry. I say maybe it's meant to be.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Milan Kundera

No peace is possible between the novelist and the agélaste [those who do not laugh]. Never having heard God's laughter, the agélastes are convinced that the truth is obvious, that all men necessarily think the same thing, and that they themselves are exactly what they think they are. But it is precisely in losing the certainty of truth and the unanimous agreement of others that man becomes an individual. The novel is the imaginary paradise of individuals. It is the territory where no one possesses the truth, neither Anna nor Karenin, but where everyone has the right to be understood, both Anna and Karenin.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Jiddu Krishnamurti

There is also laughter in life. Laughter is a lovely thing—to laugh without reason, to have joy in one’s heart without cause, to love without seeking anything in return. But such laughter rarely happens to us. We are burdened with sorrow; our life is a process of misery and strife, a continuous disintegration, and we almost never know what it is to love with our whole being….

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mervyn Peake

There is a kind of laughter that sickens the soul. Laughter when it is out of control: when it screams and stamps its feet, and sets the bells jangling in the next town. Laughter in all its ignorance and cruelty. Laughter with the seed of Satan in it. It tramples upon shrines; the belly-roarer. It roars, it yells, it is delirious: and yet it is as cold as ice. It has no humor. It is naked noise and naked malice.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anne Lamott

The solution is always spiritual, and it almost never has anything to do with the problem ... laughter is carbonated holiness.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marcel Proust

Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Lise Deharme

We passed from laughter to terror which, like love and hate, are close relatives.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Chuck Jones

Once you have heard a strange audience burst into laughter at a film you directed, you realize what the word joy is all about.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Minna Antrim

An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jean-jacques Rousseau

The thirst after happiness is never extinguished in the heart of man.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alain De Botton

I am in general a very pessimistic person with an optimistic, day to day take on things. The bare facts of life are utterly terrifying. And yet, one can laugh. Indeed, one has to laugh precisely because of the darkness: the nervous laughter of the trenches.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mark Marsland

only when you illuminate others...without expectation or reward...will you truly understand how to illuminate yourself

By Anonym 16 Sep

Caroline Hanson

Her gaze shifted away. "I don't remember my dreams anymore." It was like she was confessing a dirty secret. And maybe it was, because even though he hated the dreams, each time he had them, he was with his parents again. Hearing their laughter. Watching them live. But when he woke up they were really gone.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dan Aykroyd

My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Marilynne Robinson

It is an amazing thing to watch people laugh, the way it sort of takes them over. Sometimes they really do struggle with it . . . so I wonder what it is and where it comes from, and I wonder what it expends out of your system, so that you have to do it till you're done, like crying in a way, I suppose, except that laughter is much more easily spent.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michael Haneke

There are really two types of laughter on the part of the spectator. There is the laughter of recognition - which means seeing things you're familiar with and laughing at yourself. But there's also hysterical laughter - a way of dealing with the things we see that upset us.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mother Teresa

One filled with joy preaches without preaching.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lene Fogelberg

He laughs again and I want to eat his laughter, be nourished by it, feel it in my blood.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Cecily Von Ziegesar

Nate stared, slack-jawed as the cab merged with the traffic and became impossible to spot. That was it. They chose each other. Just then, the dark sky lit up with fireworks. A cab sailing the street honked in celebration . In the night air , Nate thought he could hear Serena and Blairs' laughter, though he knew that was impossible; they were too far away by now. But as we know, in this city anything is possible

By Anonym 14 Sep

Todd Burpo

Sometimes laughter is the only way to process tough times

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jasper Carrott

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

By Anonym 19 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Things happen for a reason. I believe that. For instance, I masturbated moments ago and now I’m searching for a reason…beyond the obvious.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jill Sobule

And we laughed, at the world. They can have their diamonds, And we'll have our pearls

By Anonym 13 Sep

James M. Beggs

Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Amit Kalantri

Humour is healthy for humans.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Brenda Sutton Rose

To lose the simple years of your life is to lose your soul. Some say don’t look back, but if there is love and laughter behind you, look homeward from time to time. Draw strength from your mistakes, your accomplishments, your losses, your awkward years, your unanswered prayers. Draw strength from the magnificent landscape of your youth.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lois Mcmaster Bujold

Oh, was that liquor of yours a stimulant?" asked Elena. "I wondered why he didn't fall asleep." "Couldn't you tell?" chuckled Mayhew. "Not really." Miles twisted his head to take in Elena's upside-down worried face, and smile in weak reassurance. Sparkly black and purple whirlpools clouded his vision. Mayhew's laughter faded. "My God," he said hollowly, "you mean he's like that all the time?

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Osler

There is a form of laughter that springs from the heart, heard every day in the merry voice of childhood, the expression of a laughter - loving spirit that defies analysis by the philosopher, which has nothing rigid or mechanical in it, and totally without social significance. Bubbling spontaneously from the heart of child or man. Without egotism and full of feeling, laughter is the music of life.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Barbara Johnson

A thin line separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Our lives constantly walk that line. When we slip off on one side or the other, we're taken by surprise. But who said there wouldn't be surprises? Knowing God just means that all the rules will be fair; at the end of our life drama, we'll see that. We never know how things will turn out, but if we know with certainty they will make sense regardless of how they turn out, we're on to something.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kristin Cashore

I'm not such a bad fighter myself," Skye said. Po exploded with laughter. "Oh, fight him, Katsa. Please fight him. I can't imagine a more entertaining diversion.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Steven Wright

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Anais Nin

If I fall asleep, it is because I am overloaded. I sleep because one hour with Henry contains five years of my life, and one phrase, one caress answers the expectations of a hundred nights. When I hear him laugh, I say, "I have heard Rabelais.". And I swallow his laughter like bread and wine.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Friedrich Nietzsche

You highest men whom I have ever seen! This is my suspicion about you and my secret laughter: I guess that you would call my superman--a devil!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jean Baudrillard

Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. In other countries, the business of laughing is left to the viewers. Here, their laughter is put on the screen, integrated into the show. It is the screen that is laughing and having a good time. You are simply left alone with your consternation.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Percy Bysshe Shelley

The soul's joy lies in doing.

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Nicholson

To put it another way, pain is God's megaphone to rouse a deaf world. Why must it be pain? Why can't he rouse us more gently, with violins or laughter? Because the dream from which we must be wakened, is the dream that all is well.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jonathan Goldstein

By going "ah" and "hah" they were able to lift the unrelenting pain of their dark, bestial days into something more recreational. It is only through the godly gift of humor that man endures the horror. What other faculty allows you to turn pain into triumph? Tears of sadness into tears of laughing too hard?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rajneesh

Zen's greatest contribution is to give you an alternative to the serious man. The serious man has made the world, the serious man has made all the religions. He has created all the philosophies, all the cultures, all the moralities; everything that exists around you is a creation of the serious man. Zen has dropped out of the serious world. It has created a world of its own which is very playful, full of laughter, where even great masters behave like children.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. P. Sweet

I cry as the laughter inside me drowns and descends into the water with the ghosts of our union.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Veronica Roth

I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though." "That's sensible of you," I say, smiling too. "We should find some paper so you can make a list or a chart or something." I feel his laughter against my side, his nose sliding along my jaw, his lips pressing my ear. "Maybe I'm already sure," he says, "and I just don't want to frighten you." I laugh a little. "Then you should know better." "Fine," he says. "Then I love you.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Friedrich Nietzsche

Not with wrath do we kill, but with laughter. Come, let us kill the spirit of gravity!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Starley Ard

I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a rock after finding a diamond.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Milton Berle

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Wilferd Peterson

Laughter is the best medicine for a long and happy life. He who laughs lasts!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ken Hom

Helen Tse tells a gripping tale of struggle, laughter, love and food that marks Sweet Mandarin as a must read book. It is not only an immigrant account of life but also a universal touching story of survival that will move your soul as well.