Best 42 of Calvin and hobbes quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 19 Sep

Bill Watterson

Wake up, get up… Shut up. Listen up… Throw up…Mix up, Goof up… Hurry up…" "How's your day?" "Looking up.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bill Watterson

I'm resolving to just wing it and see what happens.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Bill Watterson

Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is my prayer. I only throw consecrated snowballs.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bill Watterson

Hobbes: UGH! something under the bed is drooling. Calvin: Start tying the sheets. We'll go out the window.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bill Watterson

How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed product consumption, popular entertainment and spirituality would mix so harmoniously. It's a beautiful world, all right.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Bill Watterson

Watcha doin'?” “Looking for frogs.” “How come?” “I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Bill Watterson

This is where dad burried the little raccoon. I don't even know he existed a few days ago and now he's gone forever. It's like I found him for no reason. I had to say good-bye as soon as I said hello. Still...in a sad, awful, terrible way, I'm happy I met him. What a stupid world.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Bill Watterson

Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle. She says we don't really understand it, but there are many things we don't understand, and we just have to do the best we can with the knowledge we have. I guess that makes sense.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bill Watterson

I'm leaking brain lubricant.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bill Watterson

It's a funny world, Hobbes." "True." "But it's not a hilarious world.…unless you like sick humour." "The world is probably funnier to people who don't live here.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Bill Watterson

My book is called, "Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Bill Watterson

Today for show & tell, I've brought in some flash cards I made. Each card has a letter followed by several dashes. When I show the card, you yell out the vulgar, obscene or blasphemous word they stand for! …Ready? …She's such a hypocrite about building vocabulary.