Best 55 of Underwear quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 19 Sep

George M. Young

Through the decade of the 1880s and into the early 1890s, Tolstoy and Fedorov met many times, and Tolstoy frequently refers to him in his letters and notebooks. For Tolstoy these were years of spiritual unrest. Never a complacent person unaware of his own self-development, Tolstoy in the late 1870S and early 1880s was passing through a stage of especially intense spiritual torment and particularly ruthless self-examination. His earlier religious faith, never terribly strong, had collapsed utterly, and he was seeking a new faith to live by. That he could not live a life strictly consistent with his deeply felt (and widely publicized) principles had always troubled him, and now tormented him. He had turned against the ideal of family life that he had so memorably depicted in War and Peace, but he still lived as-and at times very much enjoyed being-a family man. Theoretically he had turned against his own social class and against all art that did not illustrate some simple moral truth-and yet his biographers give us a charming picture of Tolstoy at age fifty and his old aesthetic and ideological enemy Turgenev, age sixty, sitting at opposite ends of a child's teeter-totter, seesawing up and down as children from the neighborhood laugh and applaud. Even during his famous "peasant" phase, in which he allowed himself to be portrayed by the artist Repin à la moujik behind a plow, we learn from his wife's diary that under his peasant smock he always wore silk underwear.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fiona Wood

Fred is staying with his mother these holidays. She's living in London for six months, in Chelsea, studying Georgian underwear at the National Art Library. It's a thesis, not a fetish.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Heather Mcdonald

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Joan Rivers

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marian Keyes

I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Stites Richard

A commune of library employees in Moscow created an "extreme" commune in which all clothing - including undergarments - was collectivized. According to Mehnert, if a communard preferred to wear his or her own underclothes "it would be characterized as a backslide into darkest capitalism; as prejudice originating in a petit-bourgeois ideology".

By Anonym 16 Sep

Si Robertson

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Tom Perrotta

There was no dignified way to answer a question about your underwear.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Seth

Ship small art. Then, ship medium art. Then, ship world-changing, scary, change-your-underwear art.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Kelley Armstrong

My foggy brain slid away and— And I was still dressed in only my bra and panties. Well, at least it’s a nice set of bra and panties. Yep, these were the thoughts going through my brain as I looked at a photo of a decapitated head on my bed.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bill Murray

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dane Dehaan

I loved the movies and I loved cartoon superheroes - superheroes in general. I had all the pajama costumes and I would wear my underwear on the outside of the pajamas because that's what Superman does.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Douglas Adams

He would have felt safe if alongside the Dentrassis' underwear, the piles of Sqornshellous mattresses and the man from Betelgeuse holding up a small yellow fish and offering to put it in his ear he had been able to see just a small packet of cornflakes. But he couldn't, and he didn't feel safe.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sarah Dessen

I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Anne Bishop

He didn't understand why everyone fussed about taking clean clothes out of a drawer. Underclothes smelled a lot more interesting after the female wore them.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cassandra Peterson

I have a thing about underwear. I have to wear thongs. Since I was a showgirl in Las Vegas, and I was wearing G-strings all the time, I got this thing where I cannot stand to have on regular underwear. It drives me out of my mind.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Andrew James Pritchard

At this point I came across one of the vending machines that only Japan has. I have to admit that I love the whimsical items sold in such appliances, like all sorts of junk food, beer cans, whisky bottles and even underwear. This particular machine sold both whisky and underwear, which truly is a bizarre combination, or maybe not, considering all the underwear were female panties. It was therefore my theory that older men would come by and buy the whisky, and then when they were drunk and young women passed by, the men would then offer them panties as gifts for sexual favours. Ya, it all made perfect sense to me.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Damon Suede

It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Janeane Garofalo

This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and make young women feel not good enough so that they become anorxeic; and okay, maybe because of that I became popular more quickly than other singers who are, I don't know, maybe more talented or better songwriters. That doesn't matter because, and... um... my boyfriend is a magician, and he can pull a quarter out of your ear and say things like 'We have not met before have we?' Go with yourself.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Bill Bryson

Victorian rigidities were such that ladies were not even allowed to blow out candles in mixed company, as that required them to pucker their lips suggestively. They could not say that they were going "to bed"--that planted too stimulating an image--but merely that they were "retiring." It became effectively impossible to discuss clothing in even a clinical sense without resort to euphemisms. Trousers became "nether integuments" or simply "inexpressibles" and underwear was "linen." Women could refer among themselves to petticoats or, in hushed tones, stockings, but could mention almost nothing else that brushed bare flesh.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ilona Andrews

Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would be delighted. While I’d love to see you in a balconette bra, I’m afraid for this particular occasion I would have to go with a foam-lined seamless due to the tight fit of the garment across your breasts . . . Perhaps I could come over and review what you have available . . .

By Anonym 18 Sep

Ally Carter

Strapless bras? Well let's just say, I'm the kind of girl who likes things sufficiently strapped.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ricki-lee Coulter

You never see Beyonce stumbling out of a club drunk and on drugs without underwear on - nor do you see Justin Timberlake pashing 5 chicks in a club. You never hear them slagging anyone in the media...They are composed and somewhat mysterious and that fascinates me!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Does all your underwear look like it belongs in a high-class strip show?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lee Child

As a general rule. it's a comfort issue, literally and metaphorically. And intimacy issue. It's a big step, putting on foreign underwear. Like betrayal, or emigration.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nishta Kochar

Chato visualised strangling her thin neck with the same underwear; tying it around her collar like a luscious red bow on a birthday present. Pesto gasped for air, her reptile like tongue sticking out, her face turning to a beautiful shade of onion pink as she choked on Chato’s kachcha. What a lovely contrast of that delicate pink against that gaudy red and green underwear. Poetry in motion, Chato thought, smiling. What an exquisite and intense way to die.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Roberto Hogue

When you’re a young male, the penis is like a non-stop fountain of semen. Sometimes all you gotta do is look at it sideways and it goes off. Clouds go by a little too suggestively and puh-pow! Time for a fresh pair of underwear…

By Anonym 15 Sep

Christopher Titus

They call it torture when our guys put underwear on a guy's head, stripped him naked, put an egg between his buttcheeks and made him do jumping jacks. You know, if it can't get you into a fraternity at Chico State University, it's not torture.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Gary Gulman

Do you know what Bill Gates has to pull out of an old coat, to feel like I did with a $20 bill? First of all, the idea that Bill Gates has an old coat is preposterous. If he has an old coat, it's the coat Abe Lincoln was shot in and he wears it as a bathrobe - no underwear by the way. He lets his billionaire balls swing willy-nilly beneath the death cloak of the great emancipator. That's your 1%.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Pawan Mishra

There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can’t solve them by yourself.

By Anonym 16 Sep

James Baldwin

I remembered my mother’s insistence that I always wear clean underwear because I might get knocked down by a car on the way to or from school and I and the family would be disgraced even beyond the grave, presumably, if my underwear was dirty. And I began to worry, in fact, as the doctor sniffed and prodded, about the state of the shorts I was wearing. This made me want to laugh. But I could not breathe.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Brad Meltzer

Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women's panties?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

What’s in that backpack, by the way? You’re always guarding it like it holds national security secrets or something. (Tory) Dirty underwear. (Acheron)

By Anonym 15 Sep

Erin Mccarthy

Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set." Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him. "I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man." "Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?" "Garlic?" What the hell was that? "Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone will believe we're a real couple.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alex Riley

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mike Wilmot

I like to promote fitness by walking around home in my underwear.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bukowski Charles

I like dogs better than men and cats better than dogs and myself best of all, drunk in my underwear looking out the window.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Abigail Thomas

Sometimes I feel like I'm rescuing a drowning man, and I only have time to rise to the surface for one gasp of air before I go back down again. There is an exhilaration to it, a high born only partly of exhilaration, and I find myself almost frighteningly alive. There is nothing like calamity for refreshing the moment. Ironically, the last several years my life had begun to feel shapeless, like underwear with the elastic gone, the days down around my ankles. Now there is an intensity to the humblest things- buying paper towels, laundry detergent, dog food, keeping the household running in Rich's absence.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Thomm Quackenbush

I have long seen my spirituality as personal, to the degree that I harbor a slight mistrust for anyone who practices similarly. It is as though they are admitting to have on the same cut and color of underwear I do. It may be true, but I don't like to share these details with strangers.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elle Macpherson

G-strings are uncomfortable. Girls want real knickers now.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jimmy Buffett

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rick Riordan

What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades's underwear?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mark Hewer

The best thing about retirement is not having to wear pants!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Pema Chodron

You just can't fly when you're wearing socks, and shoes, and coats, and pants, and underwear. Everything has to go.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chelsea Handler

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Philip Hensher

Do you not know? No Sicilian will wear underwear for five months. It is just too hot. Oh, the day in September when you have to put on your underwear!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Tom Robbins

She thought of the things that lovely young women usually think about when they are relaxing in treetops and unhampered by underwear.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Zell Miller

Why is it that there's more indignation over a photo of a prisoner with underwear on his head than over the video of a young American with no head at all?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jacob M. Appel

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.