Best 204 of Random quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sahndra Fon Dufe

I wonder what God was thinking about when he created the buttock. Asking for a friend.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Derek Landy

Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Richard E. Gropp

He once again pointed to that creepy theatrical smile. There were way too many teeth there. It made him look positively demented.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richard Dawkins

Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance

By Anonym 18 Sep

Nenia Campbell

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

Random makes you smart, random music makes your smart. So keep in touch with random, because random is your friend!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Megha Khare

Sometime all you need is love ... Oh wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it as nowadays love is anything but sweet.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Veera Pratap Desu

Never be too confident or doubtful when everything is uncertain in life.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Nouf Alfadl

The little things that makes you feel better are like the happy sprinkles you add on top of your life.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matt Haig

I pick it up and turn to a random page and read a sentence — 'Nothing fixes a thing so firmly in the memory as the wish to forget it'.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

By Anonym 16 Sep

J. J. C. Smart

It is important to distinguish 'pure chance' from 'chance' or 'accident.' Things may happen by chance or accident in a purely deterministic universe...Now there is perhaps a sense of 'could not have done otherwise' in which whether or not a person could or could not have done otherwise depends on whether or not the universe is deterministic.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Pushpa Rana

Love is not special, lovers are!

By Anonym 16 Sep

J. R. Rim

I can cross my arms and I can cross my legs, but nothing seems to cross my mind.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Amanda Palmer

Sometimes it was like Neil was from an alien planet, where people never asked for or shared anything emotional without deeply apologizing first. He assured me that he was simply British. And that we Americans, with all of our loud oversharing and need for random hugs and free admissions to people we've just met of deep, traumatic childhood wounds looks just as alien to them.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Megha Khare

I love the fashion which is out of fashion.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gena Showalter

But you will trust me again, Annabelle. You will want me again, and we will be together. I will behave. You'll see. - Zacharel

By Anonym 17 Sep

Rose Wynters

Oh, girl! He's got a big one,” the fortune teller exclaimed, her dark eyes briefly flickering up to Violet's face before returning back to the cards spread out in front of her. She paused for a moment as she studied them, her pointer finger tapping against her jaw. Finally, she added, “Just like a summer sausage, and I'm not talking about the snack-sized ones. And it's attached to a body that could put Dwayne Johnson to shame. What women could resist a package like that? I'd say the future is definitely going to be bright... at least for you.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lemony Snicket

In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every so often there would be a test. The stories were very short, and there were a whole lot of them on every conceivable subject. "One day I went to the store to purchase a carton of milk," Mr. Remora would say, chewing on a banana. "When I got home, I poured the milk into a glass and drank it. Then I watched television. The end." Or: "One afternoon a man named Edward got into a green truck and drove to a farm. The farm had geese and cows. The end." Mr. Ramora would tell story after story, and eat banana after banana, and it would get more and more difficult for Violet to pay attention.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Sheeja Jose

On deathbed every single good, bad, ugly moment becomes special.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).

By Anonym 16 Sep

Heather Chapple

I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lesley M. M. Blume

Are you watching the boats?" Cornelia guessed. She craned her neck to see if there was any excitement on the river. Heavens no, I'm spying on people," Virginia responded unrepentantly. -Cornelia E and Virginia Somerset

By Anonym 20 Sep

Diane Messidoro

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ann Patchett

It was not as natural as it appeared. It was more like milking a cow, easy as long as someone else was doing it.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Nora Roberts

People in hell want snowcones.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Karen Quan

I can't save you unless you save me, too.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Cartoon Network

Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm Sayin?

By Anonym 19 Sep

R. A. Delmonico

There are no perfect symmetries, there is no pure randomness, we are in the gray region between truth and chaos. Nothing novel or interesting happens unless it is on the border between order and chaos.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Gena Showalter

I didn't ask you to give up anything for me," she told him, "but I would have given up everything for you." The war is over, and I have lost. War. Ha! As if she could have fought a dead woman. The battle had been over before it began. "Until the end of forever, Layel." -DELILAH

By Anonym 17 Sep

Tamara Stamenkovic

Najveca snaga dolazi sa najvecim bolom.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Dan Brown

Entropy is just a fancy way of saying: things fall apart.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Richelle Mead

I’d seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Diane Messidoro

lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Justo Navarro

Descubrir el poder del azar es descubrir que somos terriblemente frágiles y vulnerables, que dependemos de la casualidad, que una coincidencia estúpida puede destrozarnos en un segundo. Que una palabra estúpida oída por casualidad también puede fulminarnos. Recordar que las personas son terriblemente frágiles es una obligación moral: Paul Auster dice que es cazador de coincidencias por obligación moral.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amy Riekhof

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

By Anonym 15 Sep

David Wong

Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee." That was code. It meant "Come to my place as soon as you can, it's important.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Shayla Orick

Not that I can think of. In fact, I have never met anyone who didn’t like gargoyles.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sahndra Fon Dufe

I wonder what lives on the inside of a toe.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Michelle Hodkin

Why?' He asked. 'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Crystal Woods

People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Maybe it's some Bioterrorism test being run by the government. Don't drink the tap water or seafood until I do some testing." Bubba "I don't normally drink my seafood Bubba, but" Nick

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Magic = Chess, Chess is with strategy, doing moves which people think that they are random, but they aren't random. They are part of the strategy. The same is in the magic. However, the magic, have the ability to distraction!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Michael Vito Tosto

We all encounter random phenomena, arbitrary occurrences, chance meetings, and eerie coincidences. When we attach our own meaning to these events, we are feeding meaning into the random; we are choosing something arbitrary and assigning our own deeper purpose to it. The problem, though, is that we do this selectively.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Megha Khare

Every morning the first thing I do is serve my husband a bowl full of praises. More then his stomach I try to keep his ego full.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amy Riekhof

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sol Luckman

I knew I was in deep shit. I didn’t know how deep—just that I still hadn’t touched bottom.