Best 204 of Random quotes - MyQuotes
But you will trust me again, Annabelle. You will want me again, and we will be together. I will behave. You'll see. - Zacharel
On deathbed every single good, bad, ugly moment becomes special.
J. R. Rim
One day I realized a new found superpower was bestowed upon me. I could walk straight on sidewalks.
Without road maps fate just takes over to create random events.
Oh, girl! He's got a big one,” the fortune teller exclaimed, her dark eyes briefly flickering up to Violet's face before returning back to the cards spread out in front of her. She paused for a moment as she studied them, her pointer finger tapping against her jaw. Finally, she added, “Just like a summer sausage, and I'm not talking about the snack-sized ones. And it's attached to a body that could put Dwayne Johnson to shame. What women could resist a package like that? I'd say the future is definitely going to be bright... at least for you.
Nothing’s random. Even if it looks that way, it’s just because you don’t know the causes.
A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.
Random thoughts have the potential to create a chaotic reality.
Well blow me down with a solar flare.
We all encounter random phenomena, arbitrary occurrences, chance meetings, and eerie coincidences. When we attach our own meaning to these events, we are feeding meaning into the random; we are choosing something arbitrary and assigning our own deeper purpose to it. The problem, though, is that we do this selectively.
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
And never farting pointed to guilt in the courthouse of my mind.
At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right?
The little things that makes you feel better are like the happy sprinkles you add on top of your life.
Mehmet Murat Ildan
In life there are times you must only walk without any particular direction to find your random fate!
Fine!" she shouted at it. "Okay!" shouted a man in a nearby booth at a stain on his tie. In the kitchen, another man, in a floral apron and a hairnet, nodded at a tub of soaking dishes "Yep," he said. People often found themselves assenting to inanimate objects in the Moonlight All-Nite.
Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.
Sometimes we know people who are too wonderful for words. I am not one of them. Or you, for that matter, as you well know.
don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
Unicorns are not real, though we still dream about them! DREAM ON!
Sometimes, I fear life more than death ..
People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.
Maybe it's some Bioterrorism test being run by the government. Don't drink the tap water or seafood until I do some testing." Bubba "I don't normally drink my seafood Bubba, but" Nick
You think I pretend weakness?" She nodded. "Not weakness, but you like to let others think they're in control, when it's you.
I'm sorry," he says, rubbing my back. "I was an ass tonight. "You were. but you're my ass." "I've been watching myself walk away?
She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.
lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
She told you to G.T.F.O. over text????
She had too much imagination. Too much empathy [...] there was real pain in the world, right this very moment people were suffering unimaginable atrocities and you couldn't close your heart completely, but you couldn't leave it wide open either, because otherwise how could you possibly live your life, when through pure, random luck you got to live in paradise?
I love the fashion which is out of fashion.
Marcus Du Sautoy
One of the most curious consequences of quantum physics is that a particle like an electron can seemingly be in more than one place at the same time until it is observed, at which point there seems to be a random choice made about where the particle is really located. Scientists currently believe that this randomness is genuine, not just caused by a lack of information. Repeat the experiment under the same conditions and you may get a different answer each time.
Sometime all you need is love ... Oh wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it as nowadays love is anything but sweet.
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
Sahndra Fon Dufe
I wonder what lives on the inside of a toe.
A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)
J. R. Rim
The best advice anyone has ever given me, was to never take advice from anyone.
It’s always fifty-fifty, Pete. Like tossing a coin. Either I’m wrong, or I’m right, either you bring us back, or you don’t, either Deputy Chiefs are what they say they are, or they’re not. Always fifty-fifty. One thing or the other is always true.
I'm out of the room in the next instant, like a man wanting breath, after suffocating through the horror of a burrito eating obese man's fart." - Emily Dolt
You only get one go at it... might as well Rock it.
Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway. 'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream. 'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully. 'Huh?' said Lester.
A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.
Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.
Sometimes it was like Neil was from an alien planet, where people never asked for or shared anything emotional without deeply apologizing first. He assured me that he was simply British. And that we Americans, with all of our loud oversharing and need for random hugs and free admissions to people we've just met of deep, traumatic childhood wounds looks just as alien to them.
Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally. 'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the butter out of the fridge. 'No, I was just wondering what you would say if I was a lesbian.' 'Come again?' said Lester. 'I'm having a hard time following this conversation.
The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say, Count Olaf forced the Quagmires into puppy costumes so he could sneak them onto the airplane without anyone noticing-the Baudelaires cried themselves out and just sat on the lawn together in weary silence.
I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo
I wish we had rocket launchers.
Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u...
Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo
Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance