Best 204 of Random quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 17 Sep

Marcus Du Sautoy

One of the most curious consequences of quantum physics is that a particle like an electron can seemingly be in more than one place at the same time until it is observed, at which point there seems to be a random choice made about where the particle is really located. Scientists currently believe that this randomness is genuine, not just caused by a lack of information. Repeat the experiment under the same conditions and you may get a different answer each time.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nenia Campbell

Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Gina Marinello-sweeney

The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one who tripped over a glass container of sugar that I had myself dropped... after, of course, having received several bruises from an attempt to retrieve a flip-flop that had somehow ended up in the sink.

By Anonym 19 Sep

James Dashner

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nicole Mckay

For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Tamara Stamenkovic

Najveca snaga dolazi sa najvecim bolom.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Nicole Mckay

The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Allan Frewin Jones

I wish we had rocket launchers.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Cora Carmack

Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo

By Anonym 20 Sep

Nicole Mckay

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sol Luckman

I knew I was in deep shit. I didn’t know how deep—just that I still hadn’t touched bottom.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Joseph Fink

Fine!" she shouted at it. "Okay!" shouted a man in a nearby booth at a stain on his tie. In the kitchen, another man, in a floral apron and a hairnet, nodded at a tub of soaking dishes "Yep," he said. People often found themselves assenting to inanimate objects in the Moonlight All-Nite.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Catherine Lacey

Sex seemed like a thing that might only happen to me at random, outside my control, like the weather.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Tommie Vaughn

You only get one go at it... might as well Rock it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Criss Jami

Peculiar I say, how so often the smallest, most seemingly insignificant details later unveil their faces as vital means for progression.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Megha Khare

Every morning the first thing I do is serve my husband a bowl full of praises. More then his stomach I try to keep his ego full.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Karen Quan

Look up, always. Look back, never.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Kiyohiko Azuma

Osaka: Ah Get to ponderin' when Christmas rolls around. Y'all know Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? That's messed up, y'know? Saying his nose will help light the way at night ain't no way t'make him feel better about it. If you told a bald fella you needed the light reflecting off his head to see, he'd like to punch you. Santa's a cruel bully.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Veera Pratap Desu

Never be too confident or doubtful when everything is uncertain in life.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?

By Anonym 20 Sep

Skye Elf

You were chasing stones forever, forgetting the diamond within you

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)

By Anonym 16 Sep

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway. 'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream. 'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully. 'Huh?' said Lester.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Michelle Hodkin

Why?' He asked. 'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Doug Macleod

As it happens, I’m a terrible dancer. Bears are simply not made for dancing. We’re much better at sitting and sleeping and singing. But there are humans who catch bears and force us to dance. It’s agony. And there are other humans who pay to watch us.’ Hannah sighed. ‘I suppose you’re right to distrust humans.’ ‘And that is why I must eat you,’ said the bear forlornly. ‘For the benefit of the entire bear population of the world. I’m awfully sorry about this.’ ‘That’s all right.’ Hannah shrugged her shoulders. ‘Is there any point in my trying to run away?’ ‘None. We bears may not be able to dance but we are experts when it comes to chasing things.’ ‘What if I climb a tree?’ ‘I’ll climb up after you, or push the tree over. It all depends on what sort of tree you choose to climb. Either way, you’ll end up eaten.’ ‘So be it,’ said Hannah. ‘How should I prepare myself?’ ‘I beg your pardon?’ ‘Will you eat me with my clothes on?’ ‘Of course. Otherwise it would be bad manners.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rachel Caine

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amy Riekhof

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

He openned the door that he assumed was the garage only to find himself in the pantry. crap. "Um . . . grabbing some Pop-Tarts for the road," Nick said, covering his mistake. Still, they both stared at him as if he'd escaped Arkham Asylum. Offering them a fake smile, he grabbed the pastries, crossed himself, and hoped he got the next door correct. Nope. Bathroom. With a pain-filled groan at his rampant stupidity, Nick pretended to use it before he tried again. At least there were only two more doors to go. Fifty-fifty chance. Thankfully, third time was the charm.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Michael Hogan

Sometimes we know people who are too wonderful for words. I am not one of them. Or you, for that matter, as you well know.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Andrew Smith

And never farting pointed to guilt in the courthouse of my mind.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Derek Landy

He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly." The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?" "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Amy Riekhof

Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Derek Landy

Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Diane Messidoro

lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mehmet Murat Ildan

In life there are times you must only walk without any particular direction to find your random fate!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Richard E. Gropp

He once again pointed to that creepy theatrical smile. There were way too many teeth there. It made him look positively demented.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Maybe it's some Bioterrorism test being run by the government. Don't drink the tap water or seafood until I do some testing." Bubba "I don't normally drink my seafood Bubba, but" Nick

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Nenia Campbell

What happened out there?” “I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.” “A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Tim Maudlin

Theism, as religious people typically hold it, does not merely state that some entity created the universe, but that the universe was created specifically with humans in mind as the most important part of creation. If we have any understanding at all of how an intelligent agent capable of creating the material universe would act if it had such an intention, we would say it would not create the huge structure we see, most of it completely irrelevant for life on Earth, with the Earth in such a seemingly random location, and with humans appearing only after a long and rather random course of evolution.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nicole Mckay Amy Riekhof

Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matt Haig

I pick it up and turn to a random page and read a sentence — 'Nothing fixes a thing so firmly in the memory as the wish to forget it'.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Steven Redhead

Without road maps fate just takes over to create random events.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sahndra Fon Dufe

I wonder what God was thinking about when he created the buttock. Asking for a friend.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Josephine Myles

Normally I’d run off in the other direction when faced with a man wearing what were essentially pyjamas to work, but this time... well, they matched my boxers.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Tamjid Ahmed

Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm Sanin?

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Magic = Chess, Chess is with strategy, doing moves which people think that they are random, but they aren't random. They are part of the strategy. The same is in the magic. However, the magic, have the ability to distraction!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Dan Brown

Entropy is just a fancy way of saying: things fall apart.