Best 204 of Random quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gena Showalter

But you will trust me again, Annabelle. You will want me again, and we will be together. I will behave. You'll see. - Zacharel

By Anonym 17 Sep

Sheeja Jose

On deathbed every single good, bad, ugly moment becomes special.

By Anonym 17 Sep

J. R. Rim

One day I realized a new found superpower was bestowed upon me. I could walk straight on sidewalks.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Steven Redhead

Without road maps fate just takes over to create random events.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Rose Wynters

Oh, girl! He's got a big one,” the fortune teller exclaimed, her dark eyes briefly flickering up to Violet's face before returning back to the cards spread out in front of her. She paused for a moment as she studied them, her pointer finger tapping against her jaw. Finally, she added, “Just like a summer sausage, and I'm not talking about the snack-sized ones. And it's attached to a body that could put Dwayne Johnson to shame. What women could resist a package like that? I'd say the future is definitely going to be bright... at least for you.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Johnny Rich

Nothing’s random. Even if it looks that way, it’s just because you don’t know the causes.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amy Riekhof

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Steven Redhead

Random thoughts have the potential to create a chaotic reality.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nenia Campbell

Well blow me down with a solar flare.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Michael Vito Tosto

We all encounter random phenomena, arbitrary occurrences, chance meetings, and eerie coincidences. When we attach our own meaning to these events, we are feeding meaning into the random; we are choosing something arbitrary and assigning our own deeper purpose to it. The problem, though, is that we do this selectively.

By Anonym 19 Sep

James Dashner

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Andrew Smith

And never farting pointed to guilt in the courthouse of my mind.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rachel Caine

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Nouf Alfadl

The little things that makes you feel better are like the happy sprinkles you add on top of your life.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mehmet Murat Ildan

In life there are times you must only walk without any particular direction to find your random fate!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Joseph Fink

Fine!" she shouted at it. "Okay!" shouted a man in a nearby booth at a stain on his tie. In the kitchen, another man, in a floral apron and a hairnet, nodded at a tub of soaking dishes "Yep," he said. People often found themselves assenting to inanimate objects in the Moonlight All-Nite.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nicole Mckay Amy Riekhof

Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Michael Hogan

Sometimes we know people who are too wonderful for words. I am not one of them. Or you, for that matter, as you well know.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Keisha Keenleyside

don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male

By Anonym 19 Sep

Lindsey Johnson

Unicorns are not real, though we still dream about them! DREAM ON!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Nouf Alfadl

Sometimes, I fear life more than death ..

By Anonym 18 Sep

Crystal Woods

People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Maybe it's some Bioterrorism test being run by the government. Don't drink the tap water or seafood until I do some testing." Bubba "I don't normally drink my seafood Bubba, but" Nick

By Anonym 20 Sep

Kady Cross

You think I pretend weakness?" She nodded. "Not weakness, but you like to let others think they're in control, when it's you.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Angie Thomas

I'm sorry," he says, rubbing my back. "I was an ass tonight. "You were. but you're my ass." "I've been watching myself walk away?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Nenia Campbell

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Diane Messidoro

lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Elizabeth Duivenvoorde

She told you to G.T.F.O. over text????

By Anonym 18 Sep

Liane Moriarty

She had too much imagination. Too much empathy [...] there was real pain in the world, right this very moment people were suffering unimaginable atrocities and you couldn't close your heart completely, but you couldn't leave it wide open either, because otherwise how could you possibly live your life, when through pure, random luck you got to live in paradise?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Megha Khare

I love the fashion which is out of fashion.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Marcus Du Sautoy

One of the most curious consequences of quantum physics is that a particle like an electron can seemingly be in more than one place at the same time until it is observed, at which point there seems to be a random choice made about where the particle is really located. Scientists currently believe that this randomness is genuine, not just caused by a lack of information. Repeat the experiment under the same conditions and you may get a different answer each time.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Megha Khare

Sometime all you need is love ... Oh wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it as nowadays love is anything but sweet.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sahndra Fon Dufe

I wonder what lives on the inside of a toe.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicole Mckay

A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)

By Anonym 18 Sep

J. R. Rim

The best advice anyone has ever given me, was to never take advice from anyone.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lee Child

It’s always fifty-fifty, Pete. Like tossing a coin. Either I’m wrong, or I’m right, either you bring us back, or you don’t, either Deputy Chiefs are what they say they are, or they’re not. Always fifty-fifty. One thing or the other is always true.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nix Banner

I'm out of the room in the next instant, like a man wanting breath, after suffocating through the horror of a burrito eating obese man's fart." - Emily Dolt

By Anonym 20 Sep

Tommie Vaughn

You only get one go at it... might as well Rock it.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway. 'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream. 'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully. 'Huh?' said Lester.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amy Riekhof

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Heather Chapple

Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Amanda Palmer

Sometimes it was like Neil was from an alien planet, where people never asked for or shared anything emotional without deeply apologizing first. He assured me that he was simply British. And that we Americans, with all of our loud oversharing and need for random hugs and free admissions to people we've just met of deep, traumatic childhood wounds looks just as alien to them.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally. 'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the butter out of the fridge. 'No, I was just wondering what you would say if I was a lesbian.' 'Come again?' said Lester. 'I'm having a hard time following this conversation.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lemony Snicket

The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say, Count Olaf forced the Quagmires into puppy costumes so he could sneak them onto the airplane without anyone noticing-the Baudelaires cried themselves out and just sat on the lawn together in weary silence.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Cora Carmack

I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo

By Anonym 16 Sep

Allan Frewin Jones

I wish we had rocket launchers.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Stephan

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u...

By Anonym 16 Sep

Cora Carmack

Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richard Dawkins

Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance