Best 553 of Cheating quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lawrence Taylor

Steroids are for guys who want to cheat opponents.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Dan Ariely

Moreover, grandmothers of students who aren't doing so well in class are at even higher risk - students who are failing are fifty times more likely to lose a grandmother compared with non-failing students. In a paper exploring this sad connection, Adam speculates that the phenomenon is due to intrafamilial dynamics, which is to say, students' grandmothers care so much about their grandchildren that they worry themselves to death over the outcome of exams.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mark Manson

If people cheat, it's because something other than the relationship is more important to them. It may be power over others. It may be validation through sex. It may be giving in to their own impulses.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Munger

...all man's desired geometric progressions, if a high rate of growth is chosen, at last come to grief on a finite earth. And the social system for man on earth is fair enough, eventually, that almost all massive cheating ends in disgrace.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alan Shearer

You should always give 100%. If you do that then no-one can ask any more of you. Someone once said to me when I was a kid: 'If you're asked to do ten sprints, by all means do 11 but never do nine because you're only cheating yourself'.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Martin Jacques

If the Age of Sport has been all champagne and roses hitherto, then expect our love affair with its newly-acquired prominence to become increasingly tainted by scandals about cheating. Sport is losing its shine and allure.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Hilburn

Country music is full of affairs and cheating; that's where all those Hank Williams songs come from.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. D. Aliwat

Everybody that breaks up has a little tally of their victories which they count after the relationship to see how they did; cheating gives you a million tallies and more or less makes the entire relationship a lie.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lorrie Moore

He will talk about what "some other people said," and what he and "some other people did," and when he never specifically mentions women it will be like the Soviet news agency which never publicizes anything containing the names of the towns where the new bombs are.

By Anonym 17 Sep

David Levithan

livid, adj. Fuck You for cheating on me. Fuck you for reducing it to the word cheating. As if this were a card game, and you sneaked a look at my hand. Who came up with the term cheating, anyway? A cheater, I imagine. Someone who thought liar was too harsh. Someone who thought devastator was too emotional. The same person who thought, oops, he’d gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Fuck you. This isn’t about slipping yourself an extra twenty dollars of Monopoly money. These are our lives. You went and broke our lives. You are so much worse than a cheater. You killed something. And you killed it when its back was turned.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sophocles

I would prefer even to fail with honor than win by cheating.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Ljupka Cvetanova

Put the masks on! I now pronounce you husband and wife!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Leviak B. Kelly

When we ask someone out, and are unsure whether we will hear them say yes, we are taking a leap of faith mixed with doubt. When we believe our spouse that they did not cheat, it is a leap of faith. We doubt in the absence of evidence, or when our trust in ourselves, and others are disrupted in some ways.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jay Leno

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

By Anonym 19 Sep

David Rovics

They'll say you are bad or perhaps you are mad or at least you should stay undercover. Your mind must be bare if you would dare to think you can love more than one lover.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Oliver Markus

Envy is the desire to have what someone else has. Jealousy is the fear of losing what you have. The more insecure you are about yourself or your relationship, the more jealous you are, because you are afraid to lose your significant other to someone else.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pearl Bailey

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Wayne Dyer

Abundance is not something we acquire. It is something we tune into.

By Anonym 15 Sep

John Vanderslice

Usually I'm trying to get away from my discography. I don't think I could tear down everything I've done, the structures I've created - you know, like what Miles Davis did eight times in a row, which was destroy every kind of crutch or system he had for making music. That's very, very difficult. When I reflect on my catalog, I'm very proud of it, and I love it, but what I want to do now is completely different. When I don't do something different, I feel like I'm cheating - consciously or unconsciously stealing from myself.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Roxanne Roberts

Most public persons do not market themselves as cheating lowlives - certainly not politicians (okay, maybe a few rock stars.) But most people try to present a somewhat appealing persona, which is why sex is still a hot topic.

By Anonym 15 Sep

James P. Hogan

The personal qualities necessary for attaining office are practically the opposite of those demanded by the office itself. The trouble with the damn system is that it selects for the skills needed to get elected, and nothing else. A test that you can only pass by cheating can't possibly select honest people.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Donald Miller

Telling the truth is the slow, mundane, difficult route to a meaningful life. Anything else is cheating.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Ed Krassenstein

We teach our kids not to lie. We teach them not to cheat. Why the hell do some of us still support a President who goes against everything we want in our own kids? Your kids will one day see your hypocrisy.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sonny Hassell

He'd lost the only part of his life that made it worth living because of a couple random fucks. How ridiculous.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jay Leno

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paul Merton

If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lebo Grand

If you ask me why men cheat, it's all about their quest for sensuality. Ladies, your understanding of the sensual world is very crucial.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Norm Macdonald

The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lily Amis

Relationships based on dishonesty, lies, Secrets and cheats R not only predicted to fail but also a waste of precious time and energie! U can’t fool yourself 4ever!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ambrose Bierce

Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting

By Anonym 15 Sep

Inga Muscio

What happens to people living in a society where everyone in power is lying, stealing, cheating and killing, and in our hearts we all know this, but the consequences of facing all these lies are so monstrous, we keep on hoping that maybe the corporate government administration and media are on the level with us this time. Americans remind me of survivors of domestic abuse. This is always the hope that this is the very, very, very last time one's ribs get re-broken again.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Emily R. Austin

I feel abnormally aware of the air in my lungs and of the blood in my body. Brian’s breath is loud and reminds me that he is a person and that he is alive and so am I. I put his hand on my throat to stop my breath and try to subdue this feeling of being a person who breathes and takes up space and fucks people, but he won’t keep his hand there. He moves it to my waist and kisses my forehead. I feel a cold rush down my body and suddenly I’m panicked. I wonder if Brian has ever been with a girl who loved him before. I wonder if there is a person out in the world who would feel sick at the thought of him being naked with me. I cannot shake this thought. I become sure of it. I suddenly feel a sickening, overwhelming guilt. I have to close my eyes to stop from crying at the thought of the girl I have imagined.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Justin Halpern

Cheating’s not easy. You probably think it is, but it ain’t. I bet you’d suck more at cheating than whatever it was you were trying to do legitimately.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rush Limbaugh

The Democratic Party does not want anybody to have a photo ID because that would have a very negative impact on cheating! If you require a photo ID, that pretty much shuts out cheating.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Rollo Tomassi

The only way to determine genuine motivation and/or intent is to observe the behavior of an individual.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Felicity Jones

I think personally it's not good for anyone - I don't think infidelity leads to happiness. It's painful for the person being cheated on, but also for the person who's cheating.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kabelo Mabona

Cheating is very easy, try something more challenging like being faithful to yourself, dreams, and partner. After all, it is how responsible we are of ourselves, dreams, and partner that we get to mature and grow wiser and responsible.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Munia Khan

Deceivers are the most hideous creatures in the world

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ben E. King

I still think my whole career was accidental. I didn't pursue it. I feel like I'm cheating sometimes.

By Anonym 13 Sep

B. C. Forbes

Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bonnie Mckee

Cheating is bad. That's a big mistake I've made, and I've really hurt people. I've never lied about it, though. I've always been honest.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robert Buckley

Next to hurting my family, cheating on me is the worst thing someone could do.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sutton Foster

I think cheating can inherently mean a deeper problem, someone is acting out.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Clarence Darrow

Cheating, having 'hoes,' none of that is cute. To be honest, it's really immature. I don't see how people take pride in breaking someone's heart. The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Stan Lee

Technology isn't a villain. Technology should help, but if you just use the technology for the sake of technology, then you're cheating your audience. You're not giving them the best story and the best direction and so forth.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Anne Grant

Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Yves Montand

I think a man can have two, maybe three, affairs while he is married. But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you're cheating.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joe Torre

I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.