Best 878 of Girlfriend quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Greg Giraldo

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Running away from someone you love is a race you will never win.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mitch Hedberg

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jerry Bruckheimer

I think the best thing you can do when you go and see a movie is to bring somebody along who really enjoys the film with you. I think this is one of those movies... it wouldn't be their first choice. But once they're in there and they see the enjoyment that not only they're getting, but also their wife or their girlfriend then it makes for a much more pleasant evening after the movie!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Louis Tomlinson

I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

Everywhere I go, your beauty spills into my day. The trees were never this verdant. The birdsong never this sweet.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Carson Daly

My girlfriend Siri is a food blogger, and we both love to entertain and eat. This is what happens when you're in your thirties: what was once a passion and real appetite for nightlife in New York City manifests itself into other things, like entertaining at home.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jay Leno

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

By Anonym 15 Sep

Toni Morrison

They held hands and knew that only the coffin would lie in the earth; the bubbly laughter and the press of fingers in the palm would stay aboveground forever. At first, as they stood there, their hands were clenched together. They relaxed slowly until during the walk back home their fingers were laced in as gentle a clasp as that of any two young girlfriends trotting up the road on a summer day wondering what happened to butterflies in the winter.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anna Wintour

Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Paul Feig

I try not to blame the public, because the public - men, especially - have seen not great portrayals of women in supporting roles, because they're not given the lead roles a lot of the time. Especially in comedy, they're relegated to the adversary, which is like "the mean girlfriend.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richelle Mead

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.

By Anonym 13 Sep

David Cross

All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Frank Carson

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Luke Perry

I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Ferrara

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

By Anonym 16 Sep

J. A. Buckle

It's hot in here but that's just you, Michelle, for when I see you it's like the sun comes out in my head. You are the reason for global warming but in a good way.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Berkeley Breathed

Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Darynda Jones

Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me." "I can't go with you." "Is it because of my questionable morals?" "No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school." "Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bother you?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

There are no speed limits on the road to love; that is why some arrive instantly.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

I can sense your love, why leave me in darkness? Beguile me for your amusement, stealing my soul without kisses. You are the sun and I, the moon. Your beauty is reflected in my eyes. When we are apart, I am extinguished in the blackness of these skies.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Matt Prokop

My first real kiss was in seventh grade. It was at the movie Hardball, starring Keanu Reeves and it was with my little sixth grade girlfriend. It was the first time we were alone. Her mom was sitting two rows in front of us!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joshua Harris

Having a girlfriend was no longer my greatest need. Knowing and obeying Him was . I wanted to please Him in my relationships even if it meant looking radical and foolish to other people - even if it meant kissing dating goodbye.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Victoria Scott

When I look back at high school, or college, or when I was getting married, it's the girlfriends I had then that give substance and joy to that point in my life.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Julian Barnes

Back then, things were plainer: less money, no electronic devices, little fashion tyranny, no girlfriends. There was nothing to distract us from our human and filial duty which was to study, pass exams, use those qualifications to find a job, and then put together a way of life unthreateningly fuller than that of our parents, who would approve, while privately comparing it to their own earlier lives, which had been simpler, and therefore superior.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Herbert Marcuse

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Summer Altice

I am against changing my body to become better. I am not against implants, I have a lot of girlfriends who have them, but the implants look good on them. I am never gonna get them, once I have kids they are gonna get bigger anyway.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Stef Harder

Treat your heart like a turnstile. Open it to only those who got valid tickets.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rick Riordan

My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and — oh, yeah — head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

Poetry is jealous of you tonight, for as soon as I come to pen a few words, your perfume attacks me in the most civilised manner and I forget myself. I forget the poem. I forget the ...

By Anonym 13 Sep

Emma Watson

I still have friends from primary school. And my two best girlfriends are from secondary school. I don't have to explain anything to them. I don't have to apologize for anything. They know. There's no judgment in any way.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

I used to be lost in us. Blurred were the lines that separated us. But now, I see our togetherness in our separateness. I see the you in me and the me in you. We are two independent beings who complement one another like photographs that are beautiful on their own but are enhanced when juxtaposed, creating an altogether new photograph.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

I’m a winner because I always bet on you.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Madeline Zima

We're not just somebody's girlfriend who smiles all the time and bakes cookies and always has lingerie ready and their hair done. That's not real. The roles that I play are about bringing as much reality into it as possible.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Taylor Swift

I've found that men I've dated who are in the same business can be really competitive. I've found a great group of girlfriends in the same business who aren't competitive, but a few times guys have started comparing careers and it has been... challenging.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Douglas Booth

The negative about acting is that you have to spend a great deal of time away from your friends and loved ones, but it's not like working a 9-5 job and only having two or three weeks off a year. I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lyor Cohen

Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Louis Tomlinson

It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

For me, you are fresh water that falls from trees when it has stopped raining. For me, you are cinnamon that lingers on the tongue and gives bitter words sweetening. For me, you are the scent of violins and vision of valleys smiling. And still, for me, your loveliness never ends. It traverses the world and finds its way back to me. Only me.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

If you stand in the way of two people who were meant to be together, destiny's train will run you over.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Sorkin

Larry David called me and said, "You can never watch The West Wing again. Either the show is going to be great without you and you're going to be miserable, or the show is going to be less than great without you and you're going to be miserable." So I had them send a tape of the first episode that I didn't do. I put it in the VCR and I don't think I got 15 seconds in before I leapt up and slammed it off! It felt like I was watching somebody make out with my girlfriend. I've never seen a West Wing episode in seasons five, six or seven.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Malcolm Morley

Art is a great means of self-discovery. One of the things that appealed to me in the beginning was that it was a great way to get girlfriends.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Steven Wright

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mike Birbiglia

...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.

By Anonym 13 Sep

David Levithan

Dash is for sure straight!" Boomer announced. "He has a super-pretty ex-girlfriend named Sofia, who I think he still has a thing for, and also, in seventh grade, there was a game of spin the bottle and it was my turn and I spun and it landed at Dash, but he wouldn't let me kiss him.