Best 878 of Girlfriend quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bill Kaulitz

If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Hassan Blasim

Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. We in Iraq have not descended from another planet. Just as people in many other countries have gotten over the tragedy of war, Iraq will get over its ordeal. I'm talking about the essence of humanity. Hope is mixed into the blood of every human being, everywhere and in every time.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jerry Lawler

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Anna Quindlen

I think that after a while you realize that your husband can't be all things to you and certainly you don't want the kids to be all things to you, because that would be a terrible weight for them; and that where you really find solace a lot of the time is with your girlfriends.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

Being deeply, passionately, and intensely in love is being deeply, passionately, and intensely in life.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Wrushank Sorte

I was about to die; and then she gave me a birth again

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gabriel Iglesias

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jens Lekman

I don't have a girlfriend. No, I don't. I haven't had a relationship in years, actually. But yeah, I'm still looking. It's kind of nice to be looking for a home at the same time.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Cassandra Clare

Who cares if you have a girlfriend, anyway?" "I care" Simon said gloomily. "Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like windex.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Breckin Meyer

My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sarah Dessen

So,' he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, 'I've been thinking.' 'Yeah?' He nodded. 'You really need to go out with me.' I blinked. 'I'm sorry?' 'You know. You, me. A restaurant or movie. Together.' He glanced over, shifting gears. 'Maybe it's a new concept for you? If so, I'll be happy to walk you through it.' 'You want to take me to a movie?' I asked. 'Well, not really,' he said. 'What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I though saying that might scare you off.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dov Davidoff

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Zach Galifianakis

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Legend

I'm honestly not a great gift giver. I could give better - my girlfriends have always complained about that.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ally Carter

The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sarah Shahi

Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kanye West

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Harry Styles

I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Allan Williams

Karma is God's girlfriend.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Niall Horan

I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sienna Miller

You become very known for being someone's girlfriend, and all of a sudden there's all this hype and buzz for all the wrong reasons.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Green

I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the freaking oppressive nature of tragedy or whatever but then never said what was wrong, never have any goddamned reason to be sad. And I just think you ought to have a reason. My girlfriend dumped me, so I'm sad. I got caught smoking, so I'm pissed off. My head hurts, so I'm cranky. She never had a reason, Pudge. I was just so tired of putting up with her drama. And I just let her go. Christ.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Chris Brown

It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since I got into music. 'X' is the 24th letter in the alphabet, and I will turn 24 when this album comes out. 'X' is also a metaphor, as in 'ex-girlfriend': it implies you're progressing and moving on in life, not holding on to the past and your old ways.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jill Scott

I was reading poetry to my girlfriends, and they were like, you're really good. You should go to some poetry readings or something. And I eventually went and got a, you know, somewhat of a name for myself and a little bit of a following.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

When you left, poetry visited me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Judy Blume

My mother never talked about sex. I was on the Dr. Ruth [ Westheimer] show once - this is years and years and years ago - and it was her Mother's Day show. And I didn't know what we were going to talk about but what she decided we were going to talk about was female masturbation. My mother had invited all her girlfriends. And you know these were all women in their late seventy's maybe they were in their eighty's by then and then and they were horrified because Dr Ruth had a little she had a little chart up you know "female masturbation".

By Anonym 17 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

Love, they said, burns you and builds you. But with you, there’s no ash. Just light.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Nick Carter

I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Never try to separate soul-mates; destiny might electrocute you.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ronnie Wood

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Candice Accola

In case you haven't heard, my girlfriends and I have declared the summer of 2012 as the best summer ever. The best way to document said 'best summer ever' is with a good ol' disposable camera. Smile, click, move on! Nobody gets pic approval, and there's no time wasted gathering around the camera to analyze a moment that just happened.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dorothy Allison

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.

By Anonym 19 Sep

De Philosopher Dj Kyos

To lovers out there… Most relationship fail because of lot of assumptions, accusations, jumping into conclusions without confirmation.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

How is it that there was never you until there was and then all was you?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jack White

I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're my girlfriend, you're my co-worker. 'This is your box, and you're not allowed to stray outside of it.'

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jimmy Carr

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bernadette Peters

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rick Riordan

They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy sitting among them. From across the water the old man pointed a bony finger at Percy and mouthed something like 'Don't even think about it.' "Did you see that?" Hazel asked. Percy's face was red in the sunset. "Yeah. I've been here before. I...I don't know. I think I was looking for my girlfriend." "Annabeth," Frank said. "You mean, on your way to Camp Jupiter?" Percy frowned. "No. Before that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Iman Shumpert

I mean, shout out to the people that get dressed everyday and want to take that picture everyday. I would much rather post pictures of [my girlfriend] than of myself.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Toni Morrison

They held hands and knew that only the coffin would lie in the earth; the bubbly laughter and the press of fingers in the palm would stay aboveground forever. At first, as they stood there, their hands were clenched together. They relaxed slowly until during the walk back home their fingers were laced in as gentle a clasp as that of any two young girlfriends trotting up the road on a summer day wondering what happened to butterflies in the winter.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Amit Kalantri

If she says goodbye, someone else will say hi.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Frederick Lenz

You see a very advanced master who's got a girlfriend, who listens to rock and roll, who thinks about things that are very earthly. The advanced course has to with coming back to everything that you had to reject in the beginning and seeing it as a far greater infiniteness than everything that you've attained.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Abhaidev

You don’t want a girlfriend. You want a therapist whom you can be intimate with.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gary Kraftsow

There must be something here for me to get or to share or to do. So I have the duty that I do, the dharma that I do - which I love - with my teaching, with my family, my son, my students, my girlfriend.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rosemarie Dewitt

Actors are always weird about acting with their spouse or their boyfriend or girlfriend, but more because they think audiences will find it boring.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kathleen Hanna

I'm really annoyed by the wave of country music that's just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing country music, because it's just a list of stuff: 'My pickup truck and my cowboy boots and my Levi's jeans and my girlfriend with the short shorts.' It's so boring!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sherry Lansing

We do share with my mother what I would refer to as an anxiety gene. And I think it is genetic, that I worry about everything. Not every day, I don't want to say it like that, but I do worry a lot about - what was the line I heard the other day, when I was saying to a girlfriend of mine that I worry? She says, "Yes, I spent my whole life worrying - and some of the things actually came true.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jens Lehmann

I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sarah Jessica Parker

Where's the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional?