Best 878 of Girlfriend quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jason Mulgrew

I'm really only capable to two emotions at this point: lust and hunger. I lost revenge a few years back, and even then, it was reserved only for ex-girlfriends and particular football games that caused me to lose a lot of money.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jennifer Lawrence

As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week with my girlfriends, or have a sleepover. Otherwise my life is just work.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Shemar Moore

People find it interesting to try to make me gay; I’m not gay. I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach, as far as I know, was a unisex beach…. We took off our clothes and jumped in the water. I’ve been trying to skinny dip since I was a teenager. I’m just grateful that the water was warm!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Thomas Piketty

Economists have put themselves in a position where what they are doing is supposed to be impossible to understand for outsiders, so they dont even talk - sometimes not even with their girlfriend or boyfriend or friends - about what they are doing.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sylvia Day

What’s a little calming distraction for your girlfriend in the midst of world entertainment domination?” “I’d stop the world from spinning for you.” That silly line oddly touched me. “I love you.” “Liked that one, did you?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jay Leno

President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person . . . So Obama had an imaginary girlfriend. Big deal! He had an imaginary economic plan. It’s all the same.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Tommy Tran

I learned that love can end in one night, that great friends can become great strangers, that strangers can become best friends, that we never finish to know and understand someone completely, that the “never ever again” will happen again and that “forever” always ends, that the one that wants it can, will achieve it and get it, that the one that risks it never looses anything, that physique, figure and beauty attracts but personality makes one fall in love.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Hugh Hefner

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

Does God know the number of kisses before we fall in love? Yesterday, I was nobody and I believed myself important. Today, I feel my worth in you. You, with your emerald eyes and ebony hair, even your heartbeat is beautiful. You, who is my greatest joy, all other concerns vanish in your presence. You swallow time and consume space, inspiring all my passion with a single embrace. I love your existence.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Niall Horan

When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Amy Winehouse

All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kathleen Hanna

I'm really annoyed by the wave of country music that's just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing country music, because it's just a list of stuff: 'My pickup truck and my cowboy boots and my Levi's jeans and my girlfriend with the short shorts.' It's so boring!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dov Davidoff

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Douglas Booth

The negative about acting is that you have to spend a great deal of time away from your friends and loved ones, but it's not like working a 9-5 job and only having two or three weeks off a year. I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Taimoor Madni

Its been a long time we both talked properly. I guess its because many thing went wrong between us and ik that ab its difficult to get back on the road; road on which we used to travel before. You know every time I open my messenger the first thing that i check is that whether you're online or not. Let's begin again and try not to discuss on old shits.. Love you

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Hardwick

I don't know if I'm a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it's more that I'm seriously involved. That it's a long-term relationship - like a girlfriend, which my actual girlfriend loves to hear.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alan Rickman

I love perfumes. Every morning when my girlfriend and I come down to the courtyard in our block of flats we're assailed by the most delicious scent - jasmine round a doorway. It almost makes me swoon.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jon Hamm

I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Simon Cowell

I genuinely believed no one would want to marry me. I am difficult to live with. I'm selfish, quite weird and I need time on my own to think - and then I work all night long. That is difficult for someone to deal with. And it would drive me mad - I could never be my own girlfriend!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aisha Tyler

I have one girlfriend who is dating right now - she's divorced - and she's on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that's not a real game, but it's my favorite thing to do.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robbie Amell

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Leslie Mann

I have lunches with my girlfriends, who just turned 40, and some of those lunches, we're crying and screaming about our husbands, saying we want to leave them and run away. And then, other lunches, we're fine and love our husbands and are happy with our lives.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jack Antonoff

The same way all the people I love factor in—my parents, my sister, my girlfriend [Lena Dunham], my best friend, all the people I love are always right there. I don't have a lot of people in my life, but there's a small group of people that I don't like to do things without.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Colleen Boyd

Nadia...first, I'm flattered you like me. You're a wonderful girl, and I'm lucky that I met you. You're one of my best friends, my only friends. And since that night with Ivy, you've been amazing. You and your brother have truly been there when I needed you to be." I sigh. "Maybe if things had stayed normal—if I never got attacked, if I never met Ivy—I may have been able to return your feelings. But now...right now, I need a friend more than a girlfriend to help me get through this." Nadia didn't look very happy, but she nodded; she understood. "You really liked her, didn't you?" There was no doubt about my answer. "Yeah. I did. I still do. And I will for the rest of my life.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Desire speaks, passion shouts, lust screams, and love whispers.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Men fall in love with a woman's body, but it is her soul that they will live with.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Love is blind, and therefore not responsible for whoever she bumps into.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jerry Bruckheimer

I think the best thing you can do when you go and see a movie is to bring somebody along who really enjoys the film with you. I think this is one of those movies... it wouldn't be their first choice. But once they're in there and they see the enjoyment that not only they're getting, but also their wife or their girlfriend then it makes for a much more pleasant evening after the movie!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Daniel Matsunaga

I want my next girlfriend to be my wife.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jason Medina

If I didn’t know any better, I’d say he was a zombie for the simple reason that I thought he was dead, but then he seemingly came back to life and tried to eat my girlfriend. If that doesn’t make him a zombie, I don’t know what does!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Larry David

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

I'm the man that'll make your nights shine bright like day light.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Hugh Bonneville

I had girlfriends, but settling down was the last thing on my mind.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

There is nothing I can do that won’t bring me back to you.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michelle Obama

When I'm unhappy with something, people know, because I don't want to hold on to it. I'd rather deal immediately with the stuff that bothers me, so using my network - my girlfriends, my husband, my mom - I talk a lot, I vent.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

Everything I have become, everything I will ever accomplish cannot compare to my most impressive feat: I have loved you fiercely and assiduously with the very marrow inside my bones. So that when I die, they can crack them to find you there. So that when I die, they can open me up and see your name tattooed on the wall of my heart. So that when I die, my epitaph will neither commemorate who I was nor what I did, but will read: “She loved. And loved. And loved.” And so, I smile now, because that is no small thing.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Becca Fitzpatrick

Shh!" the guy beside me hissed again. "Blame him," I told the guy, pointing at Patch. The guy craned his neck back. "Listen," he said, facing me again. "If you don't quiet down, I'll get security." "Fine, go get security. Tell them to take him away," I said, again signaling Patch. "Tell them he wants to kill me." "I want to kill you," hissed the guy's girlfriend.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Helen Slater

I can't speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we're in crisis on a continuous basis...or at least monthly, for sure, I don't know.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kevin Mccall

I would say my relationships have always affected my music. Each one. I wrote most of my great songs, that I'm still using today, in 2008 when I had the worst heartbreak of my life with my first girlfriend. It inspired great music.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

If you love a bird don't hold it too tightly or you'll soon be nursing a broken heart.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rita Rudner

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Orson Welles

We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Darnell Lamont Walker

The relationship was perfect, but I hated everything about the person I became.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bella Thorne

Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy.