Best 2 846 of Car quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Anne Lamott

Every time I see the bumper sticker that says “We think we’re humans having spiritual experiences, but we’re really spirits having human experiences,” I (a) think it’s true and (b) want to ram the car.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jules Feiffer

I have no sense of direction; I never know where I am. When I back up a car, I'm more likely to hit what's behind me than not, because I have no vision for it. I've never been able to play games or play cards because I can't in my head get the next move. I've never been able to balance a checkbook. So there's some brain damage, but it may be that very brain damage that allows me to do the work I do. I've never met a cartoonist who isn't quirky or weird in some ways.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Conor Mcgregor

I used to imagine it. I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip. And now that I have that? I can't even describe that feeling. That's why I like the best - the best cars, the best food, the best watches.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chino Xl

I'm from Jerz, the home of: "I could've swore I parked my car right here!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jim Harrison

I wonder, when a writer's blocked and doesn't have any resources to pull himself out of it, why doesn't he jump in his car and drive around the U.S.A.? I went last winter for seven thousand miles and it was lovely. Inexpensive, too.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mike Huckabee

There is a crisis in America. That crisis is divorce. It is easier to get out of a marriage than (to get out of a) contract to buy a used car.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Tyrone Power

Some day I will show all the [people] who say I was a success just because of my pretty face. Sometimes I wish I had a really bad car accident so my face would get smashed up and I'd look like Eddie Constantine.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jay Leno

Corporations complained about [safety] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I was a kid

By Anonym 13 Sep

Hilarie Burton

I like the guy who reads. Being articulate is something that's very important to me. But you need to know how to chop wood and fix a car and do guy things. I didn't grow up with spectators. Nobody was a spectator.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jessica Pare

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Katie Mcgarry

Abby grips the passenger door. “I’m going to be sick.” “Throw up in my car, and that will be the last thing you ever do.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michael Schumacher

I hate to take compromises with a racing car. The more standard a car is, the more compromises you have to take.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bryan Callen

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Tom Holt

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Luanne Rice

never judge anyone by their appearance, or the car they drive, or the house they live in, or even by the words they say. judge people by their actions. that's how you know whether they're bad or good." - perfect Summer

By Anonym 15 Sep

Judith Viorst

We begin life with loss. We are cast from the womb without an apartment, a charge plate, a job or a car. We are sucking, sobbing, clinging, helpless babies.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Danny Masterson

When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them. That month, I drove my stepdad's Thunderbird Super Coupe into Manhattan every day, and I would crank Cypress Hill as I flew around the city, racing the taxis.

By Anonym 20 Sep

M. Leighton

You are such a piece of shit," I yell into the quiet cab, slapping the horn accidentally. It makes a sound like a wounded duck. "Don't you talk back to me! You're this close to going to car heaven at the junk yard.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Grace Llewellyn

If you had always been free to learn, you would follow your natural tendency to find out as fully as possible about the things that interest you, cars or stars. We are born with what they call "love of learning

By Anonym 14 Sep

Christopher Titus

My dad invented road rage. He wasn't the first guy to get mad in the car, but he was first guy to get mad enough to make the paper.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Marc Faber

When I look at asset prices; real estate, bonds, equities, vintage cars… I think that gold is actually one of the few assets that is relatively cheap, relatively inexpensive.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jaime Hernandez

Every time I copy something, I can draw it for the rest of my life. But research is so painful - I mean just opening up a magazine looking for a picture of a car or looking out the window looking for a car is just hard!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

I drive a hybrid, moving into an electric car. I only drink tap water, never consume food that's travelled.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jay Leno

I like cars that are ahead of their times, and that were noble failures because they were built to a higher standard than the consumer needed. Cars like the Wills Sainte Claire or the Duesenberg.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Pine

Everything is just make believe. They're just different versions of make believe. I love the period of this movie [The Finest Hours]. I love the '40s. I love the '50s. I love the style of the clothes. I love how the women looked. I love the dances. I love the music. I love the amber of the lights and the cars. I'm in love with all of it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lewis Mumford

Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Fran Lebowitz

I stopped taking drugs when I was 19, and who wants to drive a cab around New York with drugs in their car?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Steve Martin

It's horrible for someone to listen to someone learning any instrument - when I was first learning the banjo, I used to have to go out and sit in the car, and even in the summertime I'd have to roll up the windows. Because you just couldn't practice a banjo or a fiddle with other people around. Unless they're being paid.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Romain Grosjean

You never want to concede a place, but when you're leading the race or fighting for a podium position you can find ways to make your car very wide!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Demi Lovato

I don't think I'm fixed. People think that you're like a car in a body shop. You go in, they fix you, and you're out. It takes constant fixing.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aldis Hodge

I was too young to live on campus. I just went back and forth on the bus. Eventually I got my own car and thought I was Mr. Man, so I started hot wheelin' it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Henry David Thoreau

The startings and arrivals of the cars are now the epochs in the village day.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Moody

In the United States three new methods of transportation made their appearance at almost the same time - the steamboat, the canal boat, and the rail car

By Anonym 15 Sep

Patricia Briggs

Why is it that all cars are women? Because they're fussy and demanding.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rachel Nichols

I spend an extraordinary amount of time in my car, so I can justify the expense. That's the only extravagance in my life - it's my car.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mark Haddon

I am really interested in eccentric minds. It's rather like being fascinated by how cars work. It's really boring if your car works all the time. But as soon as something happens, you get the bonnet up. If someone has an abnormal or dysfunctional state of mind, you get the bonnet up.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Max Lucado

Baptism separates the tire kickers from the car buyers.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Simon Cowell

I was slightly cynical of the American mentality before I came over here, but now I preach it. Here, no one's going to tear you down if you buy yourself a $300,000 car. They're likely to say: "Well, you probably worked hard for it. Good luck to you.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Peter Marino

After the motorcycle trips I take for one or two weeks, I have trouble getting back into a car, because I feel claustrophobic with all of that metal around me, and I can't see anything. I feel seriously dangerous in a car after riding on a bike, because your field of vision is so closed in. And then I think about all these little bourgeois people driving around in their cars - it's actually hideous. It cramps you on the head, it cramps you on the side, it puts you in a box on wheels... It's a terrible experience. Motorcycles are about opening the field of vision.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elon Musk

I don't think very highly of Henrik Fisker. [...H]e thinks the reason we don't have electric cars is for lack of styling

By Anonym 15 Sep

Dana Gould

To me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jean Pigozzi

If I had done what I was programmed to do, I would now be sitting in a car factory looking at the sizes of wheels, or wondering how to get credit to start a new factory in Russia.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jonathan Haidt

Trying to run Congress without human relationships is like trying to run a car without motor oil. Should we be surprised when the whole thing freezes up?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ll Cool J

I'm not trying to be new school and I'm not old school - I'm classic. There's a lot of new cars and there's a lot of old cars, but I'm just classic in doing what I do.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Gerdes

Do we want something more from our car? ... To perhaps be a partner, a coach, someone that can use their understanding of the situation to help us reach our potential.

By Anonym 14 Sep

James Howard Kunstler

People don't like railroad tracks near them? We'll see how they feel when the percentage of U.S. citizens who can afford to drive a car goes way down, as it will.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kreayshawn

I had braces; I was lucky, 'cause I had some snaggle teeth. I always try and keep my retainer on me 'cause I'm paranoid about my teeth. It was run over by a car, so half of it's missing, but it still works.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lee Clow

Hey! You can be more than just a car company. You can be more than just a pet food company. You can aspire to loving dogs, rather than just feeding dogs.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lindsey Graham

Most people are one car wreck away from needing somebody's help. So, I don't take anything for granted much anymore.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Maurice Strong

Toyota was the first to put a commercial fuel cell powered car on the road, and I have no doubt that Toyota will continue to be in the front lines in the development of competitive fuel cell vehicles.