Best 146 of Naughty quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jude Law

I'm kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don't understand wanting to read about other people's dirty laundry. I think celebrity is the biggest red herring society has ever pulled on itself.

By Anonym 16 Sep

P. L. Travers

It was not very long afterwards that Michael woke up one morning with a curious feeling inside him. He knew, the moment he opened his eyes, that something was wrong but he was not quite sure what it was. "What is today, Mary Poppins?" He enquired, pushing the bedclothes away from him. "Tuesday," said Mary Poppins. "Go and turn on your bath. Hurry!" she said, as he made no effort to move. He turned over and pulled the bedclothes up over his head and the curious feeling increased. "What did I say?" said Mary Poppins in that cold, clear voice that was always a Warning. Michael knew now what was happening to him. He knew he was going to be naughty.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kylie Minogue

I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jerry Lawler

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cassandra Clare

And there are vampires, too? Werewolves, warlocks, all that stuff?" Clary gnawed her lower lip. "So I hear." "And you kill them, too?" Simon asked, directing the question to Jace, who had put the stele back in his pocket and was examining his flawless nails for defects. "Only when they've been naughty.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Courtney Barnett

I think even though things are changing a bit, we still kind of tend to grow up with girls being like, 'Don't be too loud, don't be too rude, don't be too naughty,' or whatever, to act a certain way.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Joseph Brodsky

Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book, including the holy book. Small wonder, then, that so many play dirty, that so few win, that so many lose.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rita Ora

I'd like to be the Princess. But I want a nice black crown, not a pink crown because I hate pink. I wanna be the naughty Princess from Roc Nation.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alton Brown

I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Orlando Bloom

Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'

By Anonym 14 Sep

Cassandra Clare

No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gordon Ramsay

My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It's hilarious. So we decided that I'm going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Fergie

When I was younger, I used to be the cheater. But I'm not talking about going all the way.... I wasn't doing that in high school! I'd have boyfriends and then spring break would come around and I'd be a little bit naughty.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lea Michele

I remember watching Barbra Streisand and seeing Jennifer Grey in 'Dirty Dancing' - these were people who acted like me and looked like me. Now it's great that everyone on 'Glee' is so unique and people can relate to us and look up to us.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Vin Diesel

It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Holly Stone

I have dirty things on my mind and they all involve Rebecca Radley.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charles Dudley Warner

Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Phillip Adams

Trees are very good friends. Firm friends. My five year olds tree could be relied upon to be there next day, uncritical and protective. And think of trees contribution to our lives. They provide boats, buildings, paper, furniture and, for clog-wearers, footwear. As well as contributing toothpicks and chopsticks they give little birdies somewhere comfy to sit. Best of all, they help produce breathable air and lock up that naughty carbon. Why is why I am talking to the Greens about giving trees the vote.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elizabeth Gilbert

I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. 'London Fields' is one of my favorite books ever. And it's indefensible! But he's so funny... I forgive him everything.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kelly Macdonald

They're naughty, all those writers - they mess around with people. I know James Gandolfini got a bit fed up on 'The Sopranos': if he said anything in front of a writer, told them a story from his life, it could make its way into the script.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Christian Bale

I've had some painful experiences in my life, but I feel like I'm trivializing them by using them for a scene in a movie. I don't want to do that. It just makes me feel kind of dirty for having done that.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Joe E. Lewis

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Cory Doctorow

These days, tales of what Facebook did with its users during the singularity are commonly used to scare naughty children in Wales.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Vanessa Kirby

I really enjoyed stepping into that side of [princess Margaret] and being silly and naughty and fun.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Immanuel Kant

If you punish a child for being naughty, and reward him for being good, he will do right merely for the sake of the reward; and when he goes out into the world and finds that goodness is not always rewarded, nor wickedness always punished, he will grow into a man who only thinks about how he may get on in the world, and does right or wrong according as he finds advantage to himself.

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Bernard Shaw

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

David Suzuki

We can't blame children for occupying themselves with Facebook rather than playing in the mud. Our society doesn't put a priority on connecting with nature. In fact, too often we tell them it's dirty and dangerous.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Kelly Moran

Lucifer was engraving Nate’s name on a cage right now.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alfred Molina

I enjoy playing villains - I'm very proud that I belong to a very honorable tradition of British actors who come to Hollywood to play the bad guys. At some point in American film, I think there was the idea that the British accent had a tone to it that's a little bit naughty.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lora Leigh

It was that surrender he needed. That complete feminine submission to every stroke, every caress, ever naughty act. Only in that submission would the subconscious trust, the bond he needed between them, come. He wanted her to trust, to know, to instinctively understand that he was more than just her lover; he was her other half. The one she told her secrets to. The one, she made secrets with.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Max Vadukul

I'm sketching ideas. They're a completely different way of working than working with editors at a magazine where you're always working with permission; approval. I'm willing to make a gentle separation. I still need to do that work since I enjoy it. It gives me access to a lot of energy in life and culture. But also, there's a part of me that is dark, sarcastic, funny. Unpredictable, even naughty.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Barrowman

I think my biggest appeal for fans is probably the fact that I'm honest. I'm up front about who I am. I'm a little naughty. I have a naughty side and everybody knows that. But I know when to use that and when not to.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Larry Craig

The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy. I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Frank Pittman

The problem is simply this: no one can feel like CEO of his or her life in the presence of the people who toilet trained her and spanked him when he was naughty. We may have become Masters of the Universe, accustomed to giving life and taking it away, casually ordering people into battle or out of their jobs . . . and yet we may still dirty our diapers at the sound of our mommy's whimper or our daddy's growl.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Betty White

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

By Anonym 14 Sep

David Harewood

New York is vibrant, sexy, naughty, always surprising, and has great live music and great fashion.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dionne Warwick

All my friends and peers keep asking me when I'm going to rest - I just tell them it's another dirty four-letter word!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Britney Spears

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ernie Harwell

I've found that if you wear a beret, people think you're either a cabdriver or a producer of dirty movies.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rachel Vincent

So don't. Come hang out with me at work. We can play naughty dress up with the hospital gowns and rearrange the supply closets.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Tina Sequeira

I am all for niceties. But, I love and appreciate a healthy dose of naughtiness in everything I do and everywhere I go as well. You need some sugar sweethearts as well as some total nuts to make your life a real party.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Matt Drudge

I do most of my business on that dirty Internet that you were just talking about, where I find there is a lot of freedom to report exactly what I want.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Art Hoppe

We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Melissa George

I think Australians do well here because we feel a bit naughty, like we're in America and if they only knew how much fun we were having, we'd all get thrown out, you know.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Mellencamp

I don't want to be a politician. I don't like politics. It's petty; it fights dirty.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Barack Obama

I've been keeping my own naughty and nice list for Washington.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Desmond Tutu

Our parents will maybe sometimes when they are upset with us and we have been troublesome say something like "Mommy really doesn't like a naughty child." And we think that we have to earn the approval, earn the love of our parents. And then we transfer it to God and think we have to earn... We don't have to earn it! God loves us.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kapil Dhingra

Being Naughty is never bad, Nor being innocent each moment is good. Naughtiness varies with company, More adaptable the company, more naughty she is!!!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Frank Miller

'Cartoonists' dirty secret is that we tend to come up with stories that involve things that are really fun to draw.