Best 1 018 of Beer quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Epicurus

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Tom Standage

The inclusion of lemon or lime juice in grog, made compulsory in 1795, therefore reduced the incidence of scurvy dramatically. And since beer contains no vitamin C, switching from beer to grog made British crews far healthier overall.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Michael Flatley

I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Thomas Frank

Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural solidarity has been cemented over a beer.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jim Butcher

Beer, brewed in cauldrons the size of houses by machines and then served cold. It has no soul. It isn't worthy of the name.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Daniel Dumile

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ozzy Osbourne

I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sandra Bullock

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sage Canaday

Don't be scared, I'm a vegetarian.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Tom Acitelli

Two things were inarguable. There was too much beer, a lot of it of dubious quality, and too many breweries, brewpubs and contract brewers, the latter dominated by entities that might not have been in the movement for craftsmanship.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Jon Bendera

With a hand full of beer and a heart full of cheer, I’m as Irish as I can get, but add good times and some quick funny lines… and gold I make leprechauns sh!t. Sláinte! - Jess

By Anonym 14 Sep

Libba Bray

The Corporation would like to apologize for the preceding pages. Of course, it's not all right for girls to behave this way. Sexuality is not meant to be this way - an honest, consensual expression in which a girl might take an active role when she feels good and ready and not one minute before. No. Sexual desire is meant to sell soap. And cars. And beer. And religion.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Crystal Woods

Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Benjamin Franklin

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rick Yancey

It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Z. Z. Lafourche

From the book, "Just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they are not there.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kate Meader

I’m just a simple guy. I love beer, sex, and hockey. I hate liars, Sting, and art that doesn’t have people in it. - Luke Almeida

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lucy Burningham

Somehow, despite all the science homebrewing requires, I’d become irrationally superstitious.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joe Arpaio

I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back room or whatever, have a couple of beers and try to explain. But they need to understand that I enforce the laws. I want to listen to them and hear their problems. I want them to tell me what their problems are.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ursula K. Le Guin

My soul is ten thousand miles wide and extremely invisibly deep. It is the same size as the sea, and you cannot, you cannot cram it into beer cans and fingernails and stake it out in lots and own it. It will drown you all and never even notice.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Matt Groening

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

By Anonym 17 Sep

Elizabeth Enright

Mrs. Schultz believed in beer the way his grandmother believed in the Republican party.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It almost never takes a pleasant state of mind to desire to be high or drunk.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Caleb Crain

The beer was cheap, the fiddling sharp, and the dancing sweaty.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Les Dawson

Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and she'd say: 'Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.'

By Anonym 13 Sep

Archie Shepp

Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Allan Pease

A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.

By Anonym 15 Sep

David Letterman

Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then.

By Anonym 15 Sep

F. Paul Wilson

Writing is solitary, so I love going out once in a while and meeting my readers. I'll often hang with them after a signing for some beers. They're invariably bright!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rona Ambrose

I enjoy tasting [beer]. But I'm not a drinker, period. With my schedule, I don't really have time.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Theodore Hesburgh

I'll have another beer. I'm not driving.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Helen Caldicott

Politics is not really politics any more. It is run, for the most part, by Madison Avenue advertising firms, who sell politicians to the public the way they sell bars of soap or cans of beer.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Peter James

Branson ate his salad, and left the rest of his fish untouched, while Grace tucked into his steak and kidney pudding with relish. 'I read a while ago,' he told Branson, 'that the French drink more red wine than the English but live longer. The Japanese eat more fish than the English but drink less wine and live longer. The Germans eat more red meat than the English, and drink more beer and they live longer too. You know the moral of this story? 'No' 'It's not what you eat or drink - it's speaking English that kills you.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicolas Winding Refn

I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play sports.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mike Royko

When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many people in the American beer industry, as well as patriots who thought I was being subversive in praising foreign beers. I have just read a little-known study of American beers. So I must apologize to the horse. At least with a horse, we'd know what we're getting.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Thomas Jefferson

I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alan D. Eames

This is all thousands of years old. It's the same the world over. Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer, celebrated over it, told talks over it, hatched plots over it, courted over it. It's what we do as a species. It's what makes us human. We brew.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Edward Abbey

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robert Bolt

I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Edward Lear

There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot, in a small copper pot, Which disgusted that Man of Columbia.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jack Nicholson

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Charles Lamb

Were I Diogenes, I would not move out of a kilderkin into a hogshead, though the first had had nothing but small beer in it, and the second reeked claret.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bryan Brown

I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Robert Black

Political correctness maybe the flavour of the month politically, but in arts, it will always come across as weak, and not very true to life, like having a beer when you need a scotch

By Anonym 15 Sep

Dean Martin

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Felix Sabates

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Stephen King

I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know, for instance, this guy named Harlan Ellison - and he's not alone - who's very proud of the fact that he doesn't put dope into his body. He tries not to put additives into his body, or anything like that. But he can afford to do that because Harlan's drug of choice is Harlan.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Homer

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.