Best 1 018 of Beer quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Patrick Rothfuss

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tom Stoppard

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jack Mcdevitt

There's not much to be said for sightseeing. You go somewhere that has a waterfall. You have a beer, watch the water go over the edge, and move on. Tours are all the same. In the end, the only thing that matters is the beer.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Felix Sabates

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Evelyn Waugh

Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Christopher Titus

My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand why now - babysitters cost beer, beer and-a-half an hour.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Isaac Newton

As I am writing, another illustration of ye generation of hills proposed above comes into my mind. Milk is as uniform a liquor as ye chaos was. If beer be poured into it & ye mixture let stand till it be dry, the surface of ye curdled substance will appear as rugged & mountanous as the Earth in any place.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Celia Rivenbark

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kris Kristofferson

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

By Anonym 15 Sep

Voltaire

The multitude of books is making us ignorant.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mignon Mclaughlin

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Drew Carey

Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Gerard Way

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dylan Thomas

I liked the taste of beer, its live, white lather, its brass-bright depths, the sudden world through the wet-brown walls of the glass, the tilted rush to the lips and the slow swallowing down to the lapping belly, the salt on the tongue, the foam at the corners.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Z. Z. Lafourche

From the book - "Just because you can't see them, doesn't mean their are not there!

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Blake

A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Dan Castellaneta

There is no strong beer, just weak men

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alan D. Eames

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Robert Black

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kevin Nealon

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Joseph Epstein

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nigel Scullion

We need development in the Northern Territory but we don't need it based on something we might get in five years. We don't need it based on something that someone's done a couple of, they haven't even bothered with the back of the beer coaster.

By Anonym 20 Sep

James Hauenstein

When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Troy Andrews

Those type of people [in New Orleans] keep me happy and just smiling, you know? I just go hang out and talk with them and they tell me all types of old stories, and sometimes I might even pull my horn out in the middle of the block, and they're playing on beer bottles and different things, and we just do a little second line type thing, just us, four or five people, who are just having fun. That makes me day to be able to do that and go hang out with the people in the (Treme) neighborhood, and to do some shows around town, you know?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sandra Bullock

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mel Gibson

Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Frank Yankovic

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Carl R Trueman

Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with a choice friend or two on a regular basis might be the best investment of time you ever make.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joel Salatin

Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Carrie Nation

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Edward Abbey

Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Craig Finn

One of the coolest things to me about going to a show is you look over, and the guy next to you is sitting there drinking a beer and he's wearing a Donkeys t-shirt. And you're like, "Dude, I love The Donkeys.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Martina Navratilova

The whole idea of image is so confused. On the one hand, Madison Avenue is worried about the image of the players in a tennis tour. On the other hand, sports events are often sponsored by the makers of junk food, beer, and cigarettes. What's the message when an athlete who works at keeping her body fit is sponsored by a sugar-filled snack that does more harm than good?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Benjamin Franklin

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Michael Jackson

Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead.

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Booth

We have to recognise, that the gin-palace, like many other evils, although as poisonous, is still a natural outgrowth of our social conditions. The tap-room in many cases is the poor man's only parlour. Many a man takes to beer, not from the love of beer, but from a natural craving for the light, warmth, company, and comfort which is thrown in along with the beer, and which he cannot get excepting by buying beer. Reformers will never get rid of the drink shop until they can outbid it in the subsidiary attractions which it offers to its customers.

By Anonym 15 Sep

David Letterman

Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Steven Chu

Just refrigerator efficiency saves more energy than all that we're generating from renewables, excluding hydroelectric power... I cannot impress upon you how important energy efficiency is. It doesn't mean you eat lukewarm food and your beers are lukewarm. You can still have it; you just make a better thing

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tom Petty

There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Chris Prentiss

The advertise their products in such a fashion as to make it seem wonderful to drink their ethanol products. It does not matter if they give their products fancy name like Cabernet Sauvignon or Pinot Noir, or if they put bubbles in an ethanol product and call it champagne or beer- everyone is selling ethanol.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lydia Maria Francis Child

Beer is a good family drink.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dave Haywood

I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me for saying this, but my first beer, I was 15 and I didn't know what to do with it. I thought you were supposed to chug it. So I just downed the whole thing in one gulp. All my friends were like, 'Duuuuuuude!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mads Mikkelsen

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Frank Lloyd Wright

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mike Seabrook

Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge, incommodious and appallingly heavy bag with them, in pursuit of a tiny and fantastically expensive ball, in a fanatical attempt to direct it into a hole the size of a beer glass half a mile away. If anything could be better calculated to convince one of the essential lunacy of the human race, I haven't found it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michael Jackson

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Henry James

The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Hunter S. Thompson

Good peo­ple drink good beer.  Just look around any pub­lic bar­room and you will see: Bad peo­ple drink bad beer.  Think about it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jon Stewart

Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way, for a fun second term drinking game, chug a beer every time you hear the phrase 'contentious but futile protest vote by democrats.' By the time Jeb Bush is elected, you'll be so wasted you won't even notice the war in Syria.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lewis Carroll

I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of bitter beer - I think it looks inviting.