Best 1 018 of Beer quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tom Harkin

When I first arrived to Congress in 1975, I would spend several hours every week with Republicans - having lunch, drinking a beer. But by the time I left last year, that was a rarity. Every moment of free time is eaten up by fundraising. And the advent of all these groups that can threaten passage of this or that with an avalanche of money or a primary opponent has poisoned our politics.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Thomas Hughes

Life isn't all beer and skittles.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Timothy Olyphant

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Andy Weir

Hartnell's was for drinking. And you could get any drink you wanted, as long as it was beer.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ray Davies

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cate Marvin

Different drinks have different metaphorical weight. Wine's heady, gin is poisonous, vodka's cold, and beer is plain boring. In real life, I'm a big fan of boxed white wine, much to the dismay of my more refined friends.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Roseanne Barr

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kurt Cobain

I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you'll see what I mean.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ronald Biggs

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adrian Rogers

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sophocles

I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

By Anonym 14 Sep

James Joyce

Terence O'Ryan heard him and straightway brought him a crystal cup full of the foaming ebon ale which the noble twin brothers Bungiveagh and Bungardilaun brew ever in their divine alevats, cunning as the sons of deathless Leda. For they garner the succulent berries of the hop and mass and sift and bruise and brew them and they mix therewith sour juices and bring the must to the sacred fire and cease not night or day from their toil, those cunning brothers, lords of the vat.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sandra Bullock

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Roseanne Barr

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Fogerty

I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Adam Carolla

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alice Cooper

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Samuel L. Jackson

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Josh Noel

Times were good at Goose Island. They couldn't make enough beer! But they were also dire. They couldn't make enough beer.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Denis Hayes

Make Earth Day Every Day.”  While we might not always live up to this ideal, I try to keep this quote from Denis Hayes, founder of the Earth Day Network and president of Seattle’s Bullitt Foundation, in mind when I need a little extra motivation to be a better environmentalist: “Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rick Yancey

It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Uwe Reinhardt

Americans believe that the private sector is always more efficient and cheaper than big government, and particularly when you go among Republicans, even after five beers, they still believe it. But I always say, "If it's really true, why would they need that 12 percent extra on a traditional government program? Explain to me why something that costs more saves me money as a taxpayer.".

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bedrich Smetana

You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's to beer, here's to cheer, here's to beer.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Christa Faust

Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Reed

I never understood a lot of things less complicated than why people put up with each other." -- Songs From Richmond Avenue

By Anonym 14 Sep

George Orwell

Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in a minority here. But still, how can you call yourself a true tea-lover if you destroy the flavour of your tea by putting sugar in it? It would be equally reasonable to put in pepper or salt. Tea is meant to be bitter, just as beer is meant to be bitter. If you sweeten it, you are no longer tasting the tea, you are merely tasting the sugar; you could make a very similar drink by dissolving sugar in plain hot water.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Terry Pratchett

Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Zakk Wylde

We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kenny Chesney

When I started playing music at East Tennessee State University I would sit on a stool with a tip jar in front of me and play four hours a night at a college bar called Quarterback's Barbecue. I wasn't thinking about doing it for a living. I was just making enough money to go to Taco Bell every day. People were eating chips, drinking beer and not listening to me. I'd had three or four years of people ignoring me, and I'd kind of gotten used to it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Greg Norman

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Fred Ward

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Jean Nathan

I drink to make other people interesting.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Doug Stanhope

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chace Crawford

All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation. The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut [a kind of beer pong] is a good sign!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ian Astbury

Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just going mental, lit up and having an amazing time.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Laura Prepon

So, I went to Germany and ended up parasailing around this castle. I was in Germany sightseeing, eating Bratwurst and hanging out in beer gardens. And then, I got back from Germany and got a call where they were like, "We need to fly you to New York tomorrow to read with Taylor [Schilling]." I was like, "Wait, for Alex, the manipulative drug-smuggling lesbian girl?!," and they were like, "Yeah.

By Anonym 14 Sep

W. Arthur Lewis

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Steven Wright

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sigrid Undset

I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour.

By Anonym 15 Sep

James Crumley

When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside of Sonoma, California, drinking the heart right out of a fine spring afternoon.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Billy Carter

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

John Ciardi

There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jeff Gannon

I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is about as fancy as it gets with me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Butler Yeats

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Bosh

If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Brian Clough

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Aldous Huxley

Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god of beer was a loud and disorderly affair.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Astrid Kirchherr

They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a little speedy. But you can't compare it to speed from today or cocaine or anything. It's just baby food compared to that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Janis Joplin

All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I ever wanted. Except I knew I had a good voice and I could always get a couple of beers off of it. All of a sudden someone threw me in this rock 'n' roll band. They threw these musicians at me, man, and the sound was coming from behind. The bass was charging me. And I decided then and there that that was it. I never wanted to do anything else. It was better than it had been with any man, you know. Maybe that's the trouble.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Berryman

something has been said for sobriety but very little.