Best 409 of Weird quotes - MyQuotes
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
This is ridiculous. I’m talking to a horse about politics.
The possibilities in the Milieu are amazing. You can jump off a cliff and if you fail to sprout wings and fall to your death, you can always try again. - The Malwatch
People are weird, they love the people that are toxic for them, ignore the people that help them, and overthink about the people that confuse them.
Befriend the ones who linger in the same dreams you do. They're often of like mind. - The Malwatch
If people call you foolish, don't always assume you are. They may just be unable to comprehend the reasons for your actions, but if you yourself can't comprehend the reason for your own actions, then you really are just an idiot. - The Malwatch
Take off from where you are, fly as far as you can and land wherever you end up. Then do it all again. - The Malwatch
They are a contrast to your own ideations, letting you see the shadows caused by their still rough edges. Without them, everything would just be a flat greyness. -The Malwatch
You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down.
The Milieu does not lack pets, they are simply of a different form. Have you never nursed a half-fledged idea into the existence of a creation? - The Malwatch
Shedding and molting is merely the sloughing off of old ideas to allow new ones to grow in. - The Malwatch
Hatred is unavoidable until everyone recognizes that their ideal reality is not the same as anyone else's ideal reality. - The Malwatch
Your imagination needs o be broken in, I think, to become anywhere near as weird as the world.
Flick your tail like it's greased if you want to keep someone from snuffing out your tail fire. - The Malwatch
When you get to tired to fly, glide. It can get you pretty far with a good wind under your wings. - The Malwatch
Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumours and urban legends? You haven’t even asked me any normal questions.” “Normal questions? Like what?” “Like, I don’t know, like if Lynch had any enemies.” “Did Lynch have any enemies?” “Well, not that I know of, no.” “Then there really was no point in me asking that, was there? Unless you wanted to distract me. You didn’t want to distract me, did you, Kenny?” “No, that’s not—” “Are you playing a game with me, Kenny?” “I don’t know what you’re—” Inspector Me leaned forward. “Did you kill him?” “No!” “It’d be OK if you did.” Kenny recoiled, horriﬁed. “How would that be OK?” “Well,” Me said, “maybe not
Truth and lies both shape reality, but one brings stability and the other chaos. - The Malwatch
Don't be afraid to be weird for being wise.
With the apocalypse ended, Connor and I could have explored our connection further. Other couples had met under weird circumstances before. Okay, most people didn't have an apocalypse to start a relationship.
Michael Bassey Johnson
Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!
An anomaly has his own ambitions. You can try reasoning with him, but that's like using money to bribe a beast.
A dream a day keeps the mind at play. - The Malwatch
We're all here. We're close to the truck, and we met Kenton, a fine citizen of Salem. We rescued Izzy and found our way through a very sad darkness, dangers that we knew from Izzy's Orion interpretation would be waiting for us. We're definitely on the right track.
Anger is not always bad, as long as it's directed at things that need changed and used in short doses so it doesn't consume your thoughts. - The Malwatch
Bristling your hackles at others does nothing but make them bristle back. Sometimes that's useful. Most of the time it's not. - The Malwatch
We have truth in order not to die of art.
If you try to tame wild dreams, you're going to get bit. - The Malwatch
… MOM!” Martha finally screamed. “Mom, you’ve got to see these!” “Is it about Hermione?” She exclaimed, rushing into the middle of the room. Her mouth dropped open in horror when she noticed Hermione’s walls. “I can’t find any… polite… photos of her, mom.” “Why are there ones of her eating out of dumpsters and giving seniors the finger?” “No idea,” Martha replied. “Oh god… I’ll get one out of my wallet,” Her mom decided, hurrying out of the room frantically. ...It’s funny how when one thing happens, it can make you forget about something else.
C. M. Stunich
What I'm trying to say, Brooke Overland, is that I want to be your nanny." That's seriously the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life.
Hardened scales protect against dangers, but they are also heavy, and weight you down. Don't plate your hide with more than you need to survive in life, or you will find it a struggle to go anywhere. - The Malwatch
I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened.
Nobody in the whole world is normal. That's an idea made up by clothing companies to sell t-shirts. It doesn't exist in nature. Everybody gets to be weird in their own special way.
Hearts aren't content just to beat a steady rhythm until they whither and die. Let them race in wonder. - The Malwatch
Curtis Tyrone Jones
Your oddity is your hottest commodity but you scratch yourself like it's the lottery to reject yourself mentally, spiritually & bodily.
How many colors decorate you? Not enough, you should add more. - The Malwatch
Michael Bassey Johnson
Spiritual love is when you see new faces as the oldest.
The Venus Factor weight loss system has nothing to do with silly exercise machines, cardio, restrictive or pre-packaged diets, or whatever weird berry pill the diet industry is talking about these days.
Explore many dreams. It's the only way to experience the life of others. - The Malwatch
Clip my wings and hobble my legs and I will figure out how to swim, even if it terrifies me. - The Malwatch
Not everyone contributes in the same way. Originators create new ideas, amplifiers spread those ideas, and supporters stabilize them to prevent them from fading out of existence. All are equally important roles, and without any one of them, the world would stagnate around us. - The Malwatch
Why a predator's form? It gives me versatility. A predator can act like prey, but prey cannot act as a predator. I did not want to have no choice but to act like prey in a form unable to be a predator. - The Malwatch
An impossibility in the Milieu is as unlikely as white in a tail fire. - The Malwatch
The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.
When lonely, we make company out of phantoms. - The Malwatch
Too little knowledge and you risk misunderstanding, too much knowledge and you risk being unable to comprehend. Entertain as much learning as your mind can handle, but do not overwhelm yourself before you're capable of withstanding it. - The Malwatch
I can hiss and spit with the best of them, but is it really necessary for me to demonstrate it? - The Malwatch
Inside these letters, the eye will see Nearby are your friends, and VFD.
Normal is never one of a kind. One of a kind is never normal.
Watch the world with a dream eye. - The Malwatch
Hatchlings should roam far and wide, by whatever means of travel they prefer. - The Malwatch