Best 30 of One night stand quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 17 Sep

Kate Meader

Just because you were inside me does not make us betrothed, you Neanderthal jerk.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Abigail Barnette

I don't know you, and I'll never see you again, so why not carpe the...dick?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

A man who lives with his wife is safer and more venerable than a man who lives with a tramp.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Tammara Webber

If I met you last night, and brought you back to my place, or followed you to yours, and we had sex, that's what we asked for from each other. It's what I got, and what you got. I don't know you. You don't know me. Thanks for playing, and we're done. If by some fluke anything was said at some point during this entire exchange that made me curious enough to see you again, I would. Has that happened before? A couple of times. Did it last? Clearly, no.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jeff Vandermeer

I’d wake in the morning, my head fuzzy, sometimes with someone I knew but who was a stranger just leaving, and realize I was one day closer to the end of it all.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Cora Carmack

It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes. A. Or a shirt. 2. I didn’t bring my keys                       A. Or anything really. 3. I’d just left a complete stranger in my apartment.                       A. Naked. Whoever said one-night stands were supposed to be simple with no strings attached had clearly never met the disaster that was me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Bolton

Reform is not a one-night stand.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sex is often had by someone to whom it means everything with someone to whom it means nothing.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lia Davis

Fun? “Katrina, I didn’t request to be set up on a date. I can’t go meet a complete stranger and….” he scanned the email again. “…and spend the night with her?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Katie Price

I'm not into one-night stands. I've only slept with three guys in my life and they all involve relationships.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Madeline J. Reynolds

I offer a kiss, my bed, my body. And then, for my own trick, I disappear.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Miya Yamanouchi

We need feminism because degrading phrases like "walk of shame" are commonplace in our social vocabulary, yet these are only applied to women; whereas men in the same situation are praised by their peers and seen as nothing more than " a guy who got lucky", by the rest of society.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Janis Joplin

Don't you know that you're nothing more than a one night stand?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Pat Shand

Please don't talk to me like I'm crazy. I've been accused of personality disorders enough this week, thanks. You know I've slept with girls before and didn't get attached.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Holly Stone

Attraction is a funny thing. Women can be beautiful and still do nothing for me. They can be stereotypically sexy and I will still pass them over. They can look innocent and it won’t interest me, have a sassy attitude and I’ll be looking elsewhere. I get bored easily and am as fickle as April weather.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nenia Campbell

Did you think I'd only want you once? Oh, my, you are more naïve than I thought. Why would I go through so much trouble for a mere tryst? Does a man ride a stallion but one time before condemning it to the abattoir?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Kimber Nilsson

There were things I never asked when picking up a stranger.  I didn't want to know what they did for a living.  I didn’t care what they drove, where they lived, or what their favorite color was.  I wanted to know how they liked their cock sucked.  I wanted to know if they made love or fucked.  Did they eat pussy?  Did they like rough sex?  He laughs.  “I thought those kinds of pickup lines weren’t allowed.”  He was cocky.  I liked that.  It was a cousin to arrogance and cruelty; I liked that even more.  Was this what it felt like to find your true north? He shook my hand and started a conversation like a gentleman.  But in my heart, I knew this man, the dark Viking, was dangerous.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Valentine Glass

He wants to use my body, to take advantage, and I want to let him. I want to be someone’s one night stand, some blithe slut... I want to allow myself to be like all those women I pretended to look down upon all my life, but whom I secretly envied for having the guts to have their legs spread by strange men in smoky bars.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lia Davis

His eyes narrowed to slits. Power passed over her, intensifying her desire for him. She moaned and rotated her hips against him. “What will you do with me now?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Abraham Kuyper

Free love may try to dissolve, and the concubinate to desecrate, the holiest tie, as it pleases; but, for the vast majority of our race, marriage remains the foundation of human society and the family retains its position as the primordial sphere in sociology.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Genereux Philip

Men should stop wasting girls time, be clear and upfront about your intentions, grow up. On the off chance that you need one night stand, advise her, quit utilizing I cherish you,I wanna wed you for one night stand

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kimber Nilsson

I got the recurring itch to hunt for a dirty scene.  I found myself in a swank hotel bar, a Westin or someplace like that, and flirted shamelessly with a well-dressed man who invited me up to his room.  I could say he slipped a Mickey into my drink, but, I’d be fooling myself.  When the endorphins kicked in, the man had his belt around my neck and choked me, while riding me from behind and calling me names.  Afterward, he asked if I was okay and reminded me I agreed to this type of breath play.  Maybe I did.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Radhika Sanghani

It was a boy Brazilian. I stopped myself from crying out in shock. I had to stay calm. Boyzilians were probably just a thing and I hadn't seen enough penises to come across one before.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Cary Attwell

We shook hands, just as we had the first day we'd met, which seemed absurd, given everything that had gone down between us, but I wasn't sure I could handle anything else anyway, or what was actually appropriate to do when getting reacquainted with someone you'd had sex with while on vacation. Should've Googled it before I left the house.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kathy Griffin

Another example of getting flack from the boys is what happened when Jack Black dumped me. That’s right. I fucked Jack Black. Okay, we went out only two or three times, but that’s a relationship in my book. And by the way, this is my book.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Pat Shand

It's morning now, and I miss the soft rasp of her voice already. Ugh. I'm in trouble, aren't I?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We sometimes fall in love at last sight.

By Anonym 18 Sep

B. J. Daniels

Tell me you have a plan.” He swore when Colt didn’t answer right away.