Best 87 of Masturbation quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gore Vidal

Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Steven Magee

To masturbate or not to masturbate, that is the question.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Stephen Chbosky

Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Anna Bayes

I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tony Duvert

baptizing all containers with an orifice that appeals to their cock is the trivial pursuit of little boys" (23) (rbt: every "boy" i know has done this at least 15 times -- why?)

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nikki Sex

For most men, at the very least, sex is a daily deal. Men need to come. If they aren’t doing it with you, then they’re doing it with themselves – or worse, with someone else.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Chris Hedges

The porn films are not about sex. Sex is airbrushed and digitally washed out of the films. There is no acting because none of the women are permitted to have what amounts to a personality. The one emotion they are allowed to display is an unquenchable desire to satisfy men, especially if that desire involves the women’s physical and emotional degradation. The lightning in the films is harsh and clinical. Pubic hair is shaved off to give the women the look of young girls or rubber dolls. Porn, which advertises itself as sex, is a bizarre, bleached pantomime of sex. The acts onscreen are beyond human endurance. The scenarios are absurd. The manicured and groomed bodies, the huge artificial breasts, the pouting oversized lips, the erections that never go down, and the sculpted bodies are unreal. Makeup and production mask blemishes. There are no beads of sweat, no wrinkle lines, no human imperfections. Sex is reduced to a narrow spectrum of sterilized dimensions. It does not include the dank smell of human bodies, the thump of a pulse, taste, breath—or tenderness. Those in films are puppets, packaged female commodities. They have no honest emotion, are devoid of authentic human beauty, and resemble plastic. Pornography does not promote sex, if one defines sex as a shared act between two partners. It promotes masturbation. It promotes the solitary auto-arousal that precludes intimacy and love. Pornography is about getting yourself off at someone else’s expense.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lynndie England

I thought the whole masturbation thing was really odd and really weird.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Clive Barker

Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Magee

It is through electromagnetic radiation research that I have become a world leading expert on insane masturbators.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Magee

Excessive masturbation is a sign that you are routinely in a high electromagnetic interference (EMI) environment.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Slavoj Zizek

Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Steven Magee

One of my specialties is insane masturbators.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jeremy Piven

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Steven Magee

The USA is turning into a nation filled with insane masturbators.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Abhijit Naskar

Masturbation and meditation both promote physical and mental wellbeing.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Abhijit Naskar

Masturbating is no more sinful than praying or meditating.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chuck Palahniuk

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Saroj Aryal

Everything you do wih thoughts in mind is masturbation, the real thing is somewhere else.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Martin Amis

I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in their kiddie gear. Go home, I say. Go home, lie down, and eat lots of potatoes. I had three handjobs yesterday. None was easy. Sometimes you really have to buckle down to it, as you do with all forms of exercise. It's simply a question of willpower. Anyone who's got the balls to stand there and tell me that a handjob isn't exercise just doesn't know what he's talking about. I almost had a heart-attack during number three. I take all kinds of other exercise too. I walk up and down the stairs. I climb into cabs and restaurant booths. I hike to the Butcher's Arms and the London Apprentice. I cough a lot. I throw up pretty frequently, which really takes it out of you. I sneeze, and hit the tub and the can. I get in and out of bed, often several times a day.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Barista Uno

A writer should be able to open a window or two for others to see the world and themselves in a new light. Anything less is just self–indulgence and intellectual masturbation.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Edmund White

If a writer has the desire to communicate by writing and be heard, then he necessarily cares about seeing it in print. I suppose it's the difference between masturbation and making love—the real writer wants to touch another person.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Thomas Pynchonchon

It's true,' Vanya now, 'look at the forms of capitalist expression. Pornographies: pornographies of love, erotic love, Christian love, boy-and-his-dog, pornographies of sunsets, pornographies of killing, and pornographies of deduction--ahh, that sigh when we guess the murderer--all these novels, these films and songs they lull us with, they're approaches more comfortable and less so, to that Absolute Comfort.' A pause to allow Rudi a quick and sour grin. 'The self-induced orgasm.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Betty Dodson

I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality, and it isn't going to work for women.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To masturbate is to imagine: physically.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rajeev Singh

How would it look in the newspaper - Lonely sex-crazed youngster pays a heavy price for touching himself too hard in Fanny Leone’s name. What would his body look like: sprawled over Fanny's nude picture, still clasping his organ as if it meant more to him than anything else in the world? How many people died with their pants down, their freakiness becoming the stuff of lewd gossip, the butt of every joke at every corner of the country? They died a thousand deaths all the way to hell and even afterwards and he didn't want to be one of them.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Chloe Thurlow

Some men believe a girl squirting under their touch is a sign of their own sex appeal and machismo. It seems a shame to pee on their parade, but the truth is, the methodical throb of a vibrator in the right place and in the right hands – even your own hand – achieves more consistent results.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Samuel Beckett

Real scratching is superior to masturbation, in my opinion. One can masturbate up to the age of seventy, and even beyond, but in the end it becomes a mere habit. Whereas to scratch myself properly I would have needed a dozen hands. I itched all over, on the privates, in the bush up to the navel, under the arms, in the arse, and then patches of eczema and psoriasis that I could set raging merely by thinking of them. It was in the arse I had the most pleasure, I stuck in my forefinger up to the knuckle. Later, if I had to shit, the pain was atrocious. But I hardly shat any more.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Wren Verlaine

I reach down and grab my cock the rolling scenery in my mind far from peaceful

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Becky Albertalli

There are some socks that shouldn't be washed by your mom.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Joycelyn Elders

[On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

By Anonym 13 Sep

George Carlin

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lydia Lunch

Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves.... Most women-it takes them a while to warm up to the "situation" but once they get into it, I'm sure they're going to get just as hooked as-well, everyone I know is!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Samuel Beckett

Real scratching is superior to masturbation, in my opinion.

By Anonym 18 Sep

August Clearwing

Sex without love is nothing more than a complex form of masturbation.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Brad Pitt

Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Missy Welsh

Remember how it felt yesterday? What you saw me do?” I snorted and grinned. “Man, do I ever. I remembered twice last night and again this morning.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tori Amos

When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Robert Clark

Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amy Lane

And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and screamed I WANT! FEED ME ASSHOLE! And Kit had given it a good handshake until it threw up.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Chelsea Handler

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Ron Jeremy

You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.