Best 799 of Silly quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Cassandra Clare

Well, it seems a bit silly, looking there,” said Will. “It’s not like Mortmain’s going to lodge a complaint against the Shadow-hunters through official channels. ‘Very upset Shadowhunters refused to all die when I wanted them to. Demand recompense. Please mail cheque to A. Mortmain, 18 Kensington Road—

By Anonym 13 Sep

Samuel Butler

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

By Anonym 16 Sep

M. R. Mathias

If you look deeply into my eyes, you will see my eyeballs.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mary Mccarthy

Feminism is ridiculous. Feminists are silly idealists who want to be on top. There is no real equality in sexual relationships - someone always wins.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mike Weir

The course is going to make you look silly sometimes. You have to be able to accept that and move on.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jack Johnson

It might sound silly to some people, but if anybody wants to spend time to go out and glide on waves, it just feels like they have an appreciation for the joy of life and must be an okay person.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Warren Buffett

You're dealing with a lot of silly people in the marketplace; it's like a great big casino and everyone else is boozing. If you can stick with Pepsi, you should be OK.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Georg C. Lichtenberg

We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kate Moss

Plan what you are going to wear ahead of time. If you're going to an important dinner, you should always plan what you're going to wear because you don't want to look silly.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gracie Allen

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Debalina Haldar

Ragging at its most harmless is embarrassing and silly, but at its worst, it attempts to prevent individual students from independent thinking, attempts, in fact, to eradicate freewill

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicole Ari Parker

I don't think people are too interested in my naked selfie in my bathroom while I'm shaving my legs. It wouldn't even occur to me to even post something that silly.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gavin Extence

The most important thing I learned [...] was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Oscar Wilde

The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Tony Iommi

The feeling you get from playing to a good audience is hard to describe without sounding as though you are talking silly. But reaction is important. You might feel in yourself that you're doing it ok but it's when you get the live reaction that you know you're doing it right.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

I begin to feel this tension when things that doesn't worth attention are the things that attracts attention

By Anonym 14 Sep

Frank Broyles

Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Allen W. Wood

Kant does not think that the silly commandment "universalize your maxims" is the be-all and end-all of ethics or that it provides us with some sort of general decision procedure that is supposed to tell us what to do under all circumstances.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Andre Gide

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented.

By Anonym 13 Sep

David Neeleman

I just don't think it's good public policy to tax fuel. It's kind of silly. It stops people from traveling and actually costs the economy more money than what you gain in the taxes.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jean Anouilh

All children are sweet at five. But at twelve they begin to get silly.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Duff Cooper

Wine has been to me a firm friend and a wise counsellor. Wine has lit up for me the pages of literature, and revealed in life romance lurking in the commonplace. Wine has made me bold, but not foolish; has induced me to say silly things, but not do them. If such small indiscretions standing in the debit column of wine's account were added up, they would amount to nothing in comparison with the vast accumulation on the credit side.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Spencer Silver

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.

By Anonym 15 Sep

John C. Wright

What would the world be like if you had to develop a power yourself before you could use it? Just as a silly example: How would the comment section on YouTube change if, to use it, you had to have the schooling necessary to have a basic understanding of how computers and the internet work? More seriously, would anyone smart enough to know how to design and build a tank, or a laser guided anti-aircraft missile, or a computer and video editing software be stupid enough to join ISIS? In fact, if such knowledge was required—would it even be possible for there to be standing armies?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Derek Landy

How are we going to get out of here?" "Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan." "Do we have the right plan?" "Not yet." "Do we have any plan?" "Not yet.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Johnny Carson

I have no use for eight houses, 88 cars and 500 suits. I can't eat but one steak at a time. I don't want but one woman. It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Harry Warner

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Styron

And when you get an eminent journal like Time magazine complaining, as it often has, that to the young writers of today life seems short on rewards and that what they write is a product of their own neuroses, in its silly way the magazine is merely stating the status quo and obvious truth. The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis, and we'd have a mighty dull literature if all the writers that came along were a bunch of happy chuckleheads.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ernest Cline

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ray Bradbury

If you have moved over vast territories and dared to love silly things, you will have learned even from the most primitive items collected and put aside in your life.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kathleen Hanna

When you speak up about any sense of unfairness or injustice, you're told that you're overreacting, you're too angry, too silly-shut up already. It takes a tremendous amount of fortitude to be able to live in this world as a woman, let alone a woman who wants things to change.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bill Ackman

Investing is a business where you can look very silly for a long period of time before you are proven right.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Moryah Demott

You had me believing that I was crazy. Every time I broke down over what seemed like nothing, it was you.’ Bade ran an anxious hand through his hair. ‘Well, that’s love isn’t it?’ Davina took his restless hand. ‘Love is crazy and irrational, and anything less would be boring.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Linda Ronstadt

Music isn't just for professionals. We delegate all of our music and our dancing and our art to professionals. It's silly. We should be doing our own dancing and drawing.

By Anonym 20 Sep

N. R. Walker

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Shenstone

I have been formerly so silly as to hope that every servant I had might be made a friend; I am now convinced that the nature of servitude generally bears a contrary tendency. People's characters are to be chiefly collected from their education and place in life; birth itself does but little.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bobby Moynihan

Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jason Pierce

Making a record's a real fight for me. I'm constantly fighting with this thing inside of me that says I should be sitting in a room with Matthew Shipp or I should have Han Bennink on drums or this song should be playing for the next 20 minutes in my head, not a silly little pop song. It's constant.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Brighton Mabuya

Treat all the sides of your towel equally because the part you used to wipe your ass today will wipe your face tomorrow.

By Anonym 13 Sep

David Coleman

And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Greg James

What's most troubling is the open water swim. It's windy, the waves are getting in your face and the water is a bit dirty. And there's silly things like you can't touch the bottom if you swallow a mouthful of water.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Randy Orton

You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ann Coulter

We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chaim Potok

As you grow older you will discover that the most important things that will happen to you will often come as a result of silly things, as you call them --"ordinary things" is a better expression. That is the way the world is.

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Frey

I felt like I had lost something. But not something silly, like my keys or my gum; more like my arm or my foot, something that really mattered. Like something that I could live without, but would make life much harder if it were missing. And life is hard enough. Life is hard enough with everything we're given.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Arsene Wenger

It's silly to work hard the whole week and then spoil it by not preparing properly before the game.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Derek Landy

Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just SILLY! But you probably WILL die, that's what I'm saying. Don't you think so?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Spike Milligan

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rudy Giuliani

When you look at the New York Times and you pick it up in the morning, at the top of the paper there's three stories that are anti-Trump. Some of them baseless, some of them silly. And at the bottom you get something about WikiLeaks. Same thing with The Washington Post. Way out of control.