Best 799 of Silly quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Ashbery

Silly girls your heads full of boys

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lauren Weisberger

Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Anton Chekhov

Do silly things. Foolishness is a great deal more vital and healthy than our straining and striving after a meaningful life.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Twyla Tharp

There's this expression called postmodernism, which is kind of silly, and destroys a perfectly good word called modern, which now no longer means anything.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Brian Mcgreevy

We can't know if we laugh at ourselves for being silly or to forget that we're not and that we are still here only by a sufferance that can be no more predicted than appeased. Like most things, probably a little of both.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gilbert Ryle

It is of first-rate importance to notice from the start that stupidity is not the same thing, or the same sort of thing, as ignorance. There is no incompatibility between being well-informed and being silly, and a person who has a good nose for arguments or jokes may have a bad head for facts.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kerstin Gier

You have a mother?" Only when I said it did I realize what a silly question it was! For heaven's sake! Gideon raised one eyebrow. "What did you expect?" he asked, amused. "You thought I was an android put together by Uncle Falk and Mr. George?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sasha Grey

My goal is to be myself, and to challenge stereotypes, and to follow the rules, and break them, and make new rules. It's not about doing something that's already been done. That would be silly.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Holmes

A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

By Anonym 15 Sep

George Eliot

The worst service, I fancy, that anyone can do for truth, is to set silly people writing on its behalf.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nenia Campbell

Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Robertson Davies

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Barry Levinson

A lot of people have done things over the years and made fun of people in one way or another. When I was a kid, Vaughn Meader used to do John F. Kennedy. I don't know if that makes John F. Kennedy less credible. He would do the voice, he'd have some silly situations or whatever. I don't know if it made him less presidential because of it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sebastian Vettel

Unbelievable how silly this Formula 1 is these days, with this stupid overtakes.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ami Riechman-bennett

I'm Food

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michelle Gardner

Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Arthur Conan Doyle

Of all ghosts the ghosts of our old loves are the worst.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

The naive which is simultaneously beautiful, poetic, and idealistic, must be both intention and instinct. The essence of intention, in this sense, is freedom. Consciousness is far from intention. There is a certain enamoured contemplation of one's own naturalness or silliness which itself is unspeakably silly. Intention does not necessarily require a profound calculation or plan.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jonathan Stroud

Holly was staring at me. "Who were you talking to just then?" "No one! You!" "I don't believe you." "Look, does it really matter right now?" "If we're going to be working together, Lucy...." "Oh, hell! All right! I'll tell you! It's an evil haunted skull that lives in my backpack! Happy, now?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Josh Charles

I don't have a grand master plan, but I try to be thoughtful when I can and also silly. It's part of the fun.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Richard Dawkins

But what, after all, is faith? It is a state of mind that leads people to believe something - it doesn't matter what - in the total absence of supporting evidence. If there were good supporting evidence then faith would be superfluous, for the evidence would compel us to believe it anyway. It is this that makes the often-parroted claim that 'evolution itself is a matter of faith' so silly. People believe in evolution not because they arbitrarily want to believe it but because of overwhelming, publicly available evidence.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Virginia Foxx

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Shirley Manson

I'm 41, I'm a woman, not a kid. I have no interest in making silly pop music.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charles Kingsley

Have charity; have patience; have mercy. Never bring a human being, however silly, ignorant, or weak--above all, any little child--to shame and confusion of face. Never by petulance, by suspicion, by ridicule, even by selfish and silly haste--never, above all, by indulging in the devilish pleasure of a sneer--crush what is finest and rouse up what is coarsest in the heart of any fellow-creature.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bruce Sterling

Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into one of these windowless scary gambling-malls, drink yourself silly, lose your ass at roulette, and then go ogle showgirls with breast implants. Republicans do this now. Working-class folks do it in polyester stretch pants. It's normal.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Norman Finkelstein

There's nothing Israel can do without US support. It can't breathe without US support. The US bankrolls everything, and it's just silly to think that Israel can do anything without the support.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Columbus Short

I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rick Riordan

Where are you taking us?" Nico said. "You should be honored, my boy. You will have the opportunity to join a great army! Just like that silly game you play with cards and dolls." "They're not dolls! They're figurines! And you can take your great army and—

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bernard De Mandeville

If Courtezans and Strumpets were to be prosecuted with as much Rigour as some silly People would have it, what Locks or Bars would be sufficient to preserve the Honour of our Wives and Daughters?

By Anonym 17 Sep

Margo T. Rose

Oh stupid, silly, awkward me; Will I never, ever see? People babble, speak, and talk; All I can do is stand and gawk!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ben Elton

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ernest Cline

I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'

By Anonym 15 Sep

Matthew Fox

We must work on our souls, enlarging and expanding them. We do so by experiencing all of life-the beauty and the joy as well as the grief and pain. Soul work requires paying attention to life, to the laughter and the sorrow, the enlightening and the frightening, the inspiring and the silly.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Henry Ward Beecher

Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lemony Snicket

In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every so often there would be a test. The stories were very short, and there were a whole lot of them on every conceivable subject. "One day I went to the store to purchase a carton of milk," Mr. Remora would say, chewing on a banana. "When I got home, I poured the milk into a glass and drank it. Then I watched television. The end." Or: "One afternoon a man named Edward got into a green truck and drove to a farm. The farm had geese and cows. The end." Mr. Ramora would tell story after story, and eat banana after banana, and it would get more and more difficult for Violet to pay attention.

By Anonym 20 Sep

N. R. Walker

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mimi Pond

People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as much as a sofa!' Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can't wear a sofa.

By Anonym 14 Sep

David Attenborough

I've been bitten by a python. Not a very big one. I was being silly, saying: 'Oh, it's not poisonous' Then, wallop! But you have fear around animals.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ronald Reagan

These gentlemen are the moral equivalents of America's founding fathers.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Buddy Wakefield

Knowing me is easy. You can still twist your hair and feel silly. Look up the word tacky and have a salad. But when we're together you pull bread apart with your fingers into bites sometimes so small I gotta remind you, Peach, it is okay to be hungry.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elbert Hubbard

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Anton Wilson

Artistic judgments are silly if expressed as dogmas, at least until we get an "artometer" which can measure objectively how many micro-michelangelos or kilo-homers of genius a given artifact has in it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Queen Latifah

You do silly things for love sometimes and not-so-smart things for love.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Abraham Maslow

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bo Burnham

Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Erik Naggum

Unfortunately, nigh the whole world is now duped into thinking that silly fill-in forms on web pages is the way to do user interfaces.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Max Irons

For an actor who has the ability to take a chance, which may make him look like a fool, but may end in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow so to speak. So you have to take chances to be a bit dangerous and a bit silly every now and then and playful.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ernesto Cardenal

God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Scott Adams

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.