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By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

I've said it before, Donald John Trump is the mythological trickster demon we know. That sly fox upon that rock. Michael Richard Pence, however, is the DEVIL.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Ever had a dream of flying? Being something more? For me, it is an endless objective. A welcomed reverie.

By Anonym 20 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

When I look into your eyes, I'm curious to know what you see?

By Anonym 19 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

The Republicans, during the Kavanaugh hearings, were sucking the dick of Joe Biden's quote harder than Trump sucks Obama's.

By Anonym 20 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Witch witch witch witch witch witch - witch witch witch witch witch witch - witch witch witch witch witch witch, which witch are you?

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Pennywise the Dancing Clown is every menacing figure you see. But the ones who float, in this apt soliloquy, look mighty similar to me. I don't think we're all Georgie.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

I love this woman more than any amount of person I've ever been. So strong is this love I have for her that it dwarfs, tenfold, the absolute fact that the 2nd amendment IS our gun permit.

By Anonym 19 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Through the intense rage found behind every literary rejection and the myriad of artistic trials and tribulations; my one constant has always been the love of my life. My wife. My muse.

By Anonym 19 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Time is tick, tick, ticking away. How many souls will I capture today? Will they be a challenge or will they be given? Only time will tell as the clock keeps tick, tick, ticking. Your god has arrived with enough hatred for y’all, with enough evil for the big and small, so come one, come all. I will shred your souls and place them in my satchel, call you a settler and make you my peddler. Come one, come all, come stand behind your god. I will lead you into the darkness of Earth's end. Come one, come all, my wilted flowers, come claim your title, speak out and cheer it. Come one, come all, let’s have a ball, my wilted flowers . . . Sweet, Unconquerable Spirits.

By Anonym 20 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Y'all fucking around. From what I'm seeing, Trump will be reelected President of the United States of America. Do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Shrewd branding is when you remind people that you exist by strategically and periodically engaging them on a wide range of topics without asking them to buy anything. If you prove interesting, trust that they'll look you up. Now I must get back to my steak.

By Anonym 19 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

There is no bigger prize then a Supreme Court Justice tucked snuggly in the pocket of who it is the Republican's are actually working for. NO. BIGGER. PRIZE.

By Anonym 20 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Why do I write fact-based fiction? With secrecy so inscrutable, I'm looking to needle someone about someone or something.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

DO YOU 'PREY' WITH THEM (?)

By Anonym 17 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

My wife is the mother of three and stunning. Lately, she's been wanting cosmetic surgery. I told her "SHE'S PERFECT," but her response was...

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Stop killing our children. Have it all. My civil liberties. My basic human rights. And though I will continue my struggle to refrain from shouting how much of an ingenious coward you are, you win.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

I'm a person who is unpractical and idealistic. A rebellious dreamer plagued by night terrors. An affinity for the story of Superman, drinking, sex, jazz, writing, drugs, activism, golf, family, cooking, eating good food, reading books and savoring their hypnotic bouquet, for me, is like stumbling over a rock and recovering my equilibrium. This is the story of me.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Do you hear that? The ticking of the time clock. It started the very moment President Trump reluctantly ordered the FBI investigation (limited though it may be) into the 'Honorable' Brett Michael Kavanaugh.

By Anonym 19 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

To thine beautiful unawares beloved deity, in one’s benevolent craft, each of us must reveal our own truth.

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

President Donald Trump is the canary in a coal mine. A babbling asshat from a galaxy far, far away.

By Anonym 19 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

There is a doll. The wicked she conjures is never small. Her name is Christie. She likes to play. Takes a break only when you wither away.

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Ronald, remember our deal? Keep feeding me the children. You'll stay rich while I stay full.

By Anonym 17 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Marijuana is fuel for a creative mind. Fuck this prohibition.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

In God's eye I spit, hair upon thy rigid tail sharp fangs glittery wet. Earth be thy sand, the sinful be thy toy, I've been playing forever, in song no longer do I find joy. In Gods eye I fight the bad fight with a goal as sharp as an axe, to ungently place thy hands upon its omnipotent thorax.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Fuck the person. The message has already been disseminated. So brace for the impact you murderous sons-a-bitches.

By Anonym 20 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Why do I write using a vintage 1938 Underwood Universal/Champion Portable? It's simple: I like the SOUND of my words.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

I'm finally coming to terms with the unalloyed insanity of being a writer. Now that's coming out.

By Anonym 19 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

To be a writer is to be forever burdened by the endless tug of war between that of your craft and your life.

By Anonym 17 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Many authors swear cats are lucky. Afflatus for the writing process. I, however, see right through their evil asses.

By Anonym 19 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Welcome to our America. A land vastly different from what they want us to believe about her.

By Anonym 15 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

After researching, reviewing, considering, and contemplating with continued attention; I have concluded that the beast is among us.

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Stop killing my children. Have it all. My civil liberties. My basic human rights. It shouldn't be this way, but it is. And though I will struggle to refrain from telling you how much of an ingenious coward you are; you win.

By Anonym 15 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Clarence Thomas got his ass on the court. If Brett Kavanaugh gets ousted, THAT'S RACIST.

By Anonym 15 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Buford, my beloved vintage 1930’s Underwood Universal Champion Portable typewriter. You are both my writing partner and my best friend. This journey you and I have been on has been fun. Although in 2016 you gave me carpal tunnel. In both hands. Didn’t think I knew it was you, did you? You sneaky sombitch.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Everything is going according to plan in this strategically fathomed notion of "country" where the population wholeheartedly believes in that fabled myth known as democracy. The corporations that profit from our endless war campaigns, who have a multifarious number of politicians at the top of their covert letterheads and on payroll always get what they pay for - a route to even more of our tax dollars. The status quo doesn't change with the election of any given politician, whether it be in the Senate, the Congress, or even the White House. This nation (i.e. notion) is, in and of itself, nothing but an ingeniously designed corporation that uses you and I to further perpetuate the myth of country, the myth of united, the myth of democracy, and the myth of patriotism. We have long passed the point where we the people sat on the tongue of this monstrosity. We now reside in the belly of the beast.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

I'm not a state or federal employee, so the shutdown only indirectly affects my family and I. I have, however, been out of work before. I know how it feels to pay bills all the while watching what little I managed to save, dwindle. In your hands, Mr. President, America is Troy.

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Opinions, opinions, opinions abound - I do believe that this, here, opinion is sound.

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

The determined attempt to discredit Robert Mueller, the FBI and the Justice Department is an endeavor to protect the fervent saber rattlers themselves. You see, all this commotion kicked into overdrive once the Special Counsel sought information from Deutsche Bank.

By Anonym 19 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

We're all in a steel cage, jousting for literary relevance among a sea of true talent. Our way out of this Thunderdome is not through any given contract by any given publisher. Our way out, the key needed to escape said cage is in our sui generis ability to tell the shit out of a story. Go forward, woke.

By Anonym 17 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Oh, my God. A glass of wine, a smile, and that knowing look. Like the clarity, one gets after the initial drag of that ooowee. I KNOW she knows she got a nigga.

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Speculative fiction writers, those who speak truth to power through their literature, must lie while telling the truth. Witnesses in the assassination of John F. Kennedy - for example - can back me up on this fact, if only they could.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

I'm sitting naked on the edge of the bed with my legs ajar, caressing soft parts; marveling at the pulchritude of her navel. I look up to admire the magnificent curvature of her perky breasts and her endearing smile. I was never in love with her desire to undergo cosmetic surgery. I was then, and have fervently remained, in love with her happiness.

By Anonym 17 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Like walking into the darkness our soldier’s went, their lives like cash haphazardly spent. Vietnam was a conflict that was no more than an experiment aimed at humanity's scientific evolvement.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

I present a full proof method for discovering whether or not your being a writer, a natural wordsmith, is your gift or just your talent. Get high! If it is your gift, you'll know. Better you find this out first then the reading public.

By Anonym 20 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Writing to me is like hitting the herb. No problems, Mon. No worries.

By Anonym 18 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Rudy Giuliani, you sexist mercurial asshat. Your friend Donald J. Trump's wife and this nation's reluctant First Lady, Melania, was an escort before entering into that sour marital accord with President blowhard. Naked photo's of her are everywhere- Facebook, Twitter, et al. And now that she's FLOTUS; we the people are to treat her with respect her own husband will not give her?

By Anonym 17 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Keep writing. It's all terrible in the beginning.

By Anonym 15 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

America, the Land of the __________ and the home of the __________? Truth is, you or I haven't a clue. You know I'm right.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

Each 'RED BUTTON' is representative of a thousand children raped. Don't like that word? Well, children, I assume, don't like being raped either. And by Catholic priests sworn to protect those God ordains strength (?)

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. K. Kuykendall

I am an atheist on a mission to fulfill the commandment of Jesus Christ in Matthew 18: 2-6. If you believe Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior you are aware that repenting for the sin of 'IGNORING' the world's 'CHILDREN' is fatuous.