Best 629 of Dumb quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Algernon Charles Swinburne

There is no such thing as a dumb poet or a handless painter. The essence of an artist is that he should be articulate.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marion Barry

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dirk Benedict

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jonathan Richman

I will wait for Cleopatra, for I know my time must come. And I'm getting ready for wherever she'll be at-tra, cause I'm getting stronger now and not so dumb.

By Anonym 14 Sep

F. Scott Fitzgerald

sometimes i wish i'd been an englishman; american life is so damned dumb and stupid and healthy

By Anonym 15 Sep

Paul Maccready

The only dumb question is the question you don't ask.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bill Parcells

I'll call somebody 'dumb' or 'stupid' if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don't know any other word for it, and if they don't like the word, that's too bad.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Anthony Ryan

Your realm is an insane place. In Volaria, no-one goes hungry, slaves are no use when they starve. Those freeborn too lazy or lacking in intelligence to turn sufficient profit to feed themselves are made slaves so they can generate wealth for those deserving of freedom, and be fed in return. Here, your people are chained by their freedom, free to starve and beg from the rich. It's disgusting.

By Anonym 14 Sep

George Clooney

I've been left for someone...all those things...It was sometimes a surprise, and sometimes you saw t coming. The most painful was when I kept trying to get someone back. But we all make dumb mistakes.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dallin H. Oaks

Don't be dumb. (don't get a tattoo)

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sheryl Sandberg

Don't be afraid to ask the 'dumb' question, everyone else will be relieved you had the guts to ask!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anne Sweeney

While I was in college, I became a page at ABC. Suddenly I was working for Good Morning America, local news, national news. The page is the lowest rung of the ladder, and it's the also the place where you can ask any question and not feel dumb.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Orson Welles

Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jeffrey Eugenides

I tell my students that when you write, you should pretend you’re writing the best letter you ever wrote to the smartest friend you have. That way, you’ll never dumb things down. You won’t have to explain things that don’t need explaining. You’ll assume an intimacy and a natural shorthand, which is good because readers are smart and don’t wish to be condescended to.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ambrose Bierce

TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Brandon Boyd

Never underestimate a dumb question.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jerry Brown

Were I to stop oil production, we`d have to import it from Iraq and from Caracas, Venezuela or from North Dakota where the environmental standards are much lower, on trains that have already proven themselves unsafe, or by more ships that are causing significant pollution in the world. It`s just really dumb.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Plautus

The Bell never rings of itself; unless some one handles or moves it it is dumb.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Marilyn Manson

We are the things and shapes to come, your freedom's not free of dumb.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Alex Jones

People say, 'The government couldn't carry out the September 11th attack, it's too big, they'd get caught!' They DID get caught! They're just counting on you to be dumb and to go along with it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Green

Even if it’s a dumb story, telling it changes people just the slightest little bit, just as living the story changes me. An infinitesimal change. And that infinetisimal change ripples outward —ever smaller but everlasting. I will get forgotten, but the stories will last. And so we all matter —maybe less than a lot, but always more than none.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Derek Landy

If he can't get to the clock, any idea how we deal with this lot?" "With great care," Donegan suggested. "How about we run off shout and they follow?" Said Gracious. "Then, just when they think they've caught us they fall into our trap." "OK," said Tanith. "And that trap would be?" "A big hole we'd dug earlier and covered with branches.' Tanith frowned. "I thought you were meant to be smart." Gracious frowned back at her. "Who told you that?" "Gracious is book smart," said Donegan. "He leaves the real world thinking to people like you and me and small dogs that he meets." "The innocent are often the wisest.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lana Turner

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adrian Peterson

It's modern-day slavery.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Danica Mckellar

Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb, but that's how she was perceived - and that's what got popular.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Behdad Sami

There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jon Lajoie

Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. Its not easy, most of the time its just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there is a lot of noise, but if you close your eyes and picture yourself in an open field or a quiet forest, you can maybe make it to the end without killing yourself

By Anonym 13 Sep

Wayne Coyne

I got very lucky that some of the things that I wanted to work did work. Not because I knew what I was doing, just through dumb luck, it just looked beautiful and sounded great and captured some magical mood. And you just have to hope that you get lucky when you do big things like making a movie, or something.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ralph Royce

Airshow flying is tough, it's even tougher if you do something stupid. Don't do nuthin dumb!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Trying to educate the dumb with a dumb teacher is nothing but washing the dirty clothes in a dirty water!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Joan Jett

When you're onstage and the audience is smiling and singing and bopping along and you're all on the same level, it's the best feeling in the world. It may sound dumb and corny to say it, but it's like pure love.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Celine Dion

To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Randy Moss

I Play When I Want to Play.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ice Cube

America eats its youth like reptiles...Educat e yourself before they dumb you down.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Nathan Myhrvold

Now, to find dinosaurs, you hike around in horrible conditions looking for a dinosaur. It sounds really dumb, but that's what it is. It's horrible conditions, because wherever you have nice weather, plants grow, and you don't get any erosion, and you don't see any dinosaurs.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Meg Cabot

They just kept grinning at me from over the stupid sign, Dopey because he's too dumb to know any better, Doc because – well, I guess because he might have been glad to see me. Doc's weird that way. Sleepy, the oldest, just stood there, looking … well, sleepy.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tod Papageorge

Cameras are like dogs, but dumb, and toward quarry, even more faithful. They point, they render, and defy the photographer who hopes.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Assata Shakur

If you're deaf, dumb, and blind to what's happening in the world, you're under no obligation to do anything. But if you know what's happening and you don't do anything but sit on your ass, then you're nothing but a punk

By Anonym 15 Sep

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Matthew Collings

It was as if he (Sigmar Polke) painted his imagery in a highly wrought way, instead of a calculatedly dumb way, or mechanical way, by silk-screening or by tracing from epidiascope projections, and so on.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Aaron Swartz

Life is short ... so why waste it doing something dumb?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rachel Caine

claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here

By Anonym 15 Sep

John Irving

You know, people think you have to be dumb to skip rope for 45 minutes. No, you have to be able to imagine something else. While you're skipping rope, you have to be able to see something else.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Thomas Menino

It's like an Alcatraz around my neck

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ben Casnocha

The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Donald Trump

That's not free market when companies go out and move and sell back into America. No, that's the dumb market, O.K.? That's the dumb market.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Jim Benton

Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marilyn Manson

A pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb.

By Anonym 16 Sep

S. A. Tawks

It was as if my rationale had a stupid friend that was always getting up to no good.