Best 629 of Dumb quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

Yogi Berra

I really didn't say everything I said.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Winifred Holtby

Nature is not silent, and never was a name more derisively inappropriate than when we speak of these non-human creatures who hoot and crow and bray as the dumb animals.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jennifer Lawrence

I just don't like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anton Newcombe

The only thing you find in the middle of the road are dead animals and dumb Americans.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Roger Stone

Lay low, play dumb, keep moving.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jim Gaffigan

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jon Bon Jovi

Nobody's dumb in this relationship [with his wife] or in the relationships of any of the other guys in the band. But it's also not the cliché that those on the outside envision.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Serj Tankian

Sometimes it's better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Muriel Barbery

So if there is something on the planet that is worth living for, I'd better not miss it, because once you're dead, it's too late for regrets, and if you die by mistake, that is really, really dumb.

By Anonym 18 Sep

James Rozoff

The definition of stupid is the inabilitly to see another side to an argument other than one's own.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Maynard James Keenan

Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you - like me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kurt Cobain

The day is done. I'm having fun. I think I'm dumb. Or maybe just happy.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Francis Collins

God decided to create a species with whom he could have fellowship. Who are we to say that evolution was a dumb way to do it? It was an incredibly elegant way to do it.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Pam Hillman

{She] ain’t got the sense God gave a goat.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Wayne Coyne

I got very lucky that some of the things that I wanted to work did work. Not because I knew what I was doing, just through dumb luck, it just looked beautiful and sounded great and captured some magical mood. And you just have to hope that you get lucky when you do big things like making a movie, or something.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Zoe Saldana

Every character has their reasons - even the characters who do dumb things.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bill Parcells

I'll call somebody 'dumb' or 'stupid' if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don't know any other word for it, and if they don't like the word, that's too bad.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Carmen Policy

I don't think this is an example of life and limb being at risk. I like the fact that our fans care.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marion Barry

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sam Rockwell

I'm not going to just do a dumb zombie movie, although I love zombie movies.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rick Moranis

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kelly Clarkson

I may not be Einstein but I know dumb plus dumb equals you.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richard Bach

When we put up with any situation we don’t have to put up with, it’s not because we’re dumb. We put up with it, because we want the lesson only that situation can teach, and we want it more than freedom myself.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

Don't assume you are more creative or better than anyone, because some people with better stuffs are just pretending to be dumb for a while.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jerry Brown

Were I to stop oil production, we`d have to import it from Iraq and from Caracas, Venezuela or from North Dakota where the environmental standards are much lower, on trains that have already proven themselves unsafe, or by more ships that are causing significant pollution in the world. It`s just really dumb.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joan Rivers

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked

By Anonym 13 Sep

Frank Zappa

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)

By Anonym 14 Sep

Demetri Martin

It's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Edward Bunker

I believe that anyone who doesn't read remains dumb. Even if they know how, failing to regularly ingest the written word dooms them to ignorance, no matter what else they have or do.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Assata Shakur

If you're deaf, dumb, and blind to what's happening in the world, you're under no obligation to do anything. But if you know what's happening and you don't do anything but sit on your ass, then you're nothing but a punk

By Anonym 14 Sep

F. Scott Fitzgerald

sometimes i wish i'd been an englishman; american life is so damned dumb and stupid and healthy

By Anonym 15 Sep

Alex Jones

We know what totalitarian looks like, we know what oppression looks like, we know what the dumb culture of totalitarianism smells like. This is it! It's happening now, and the future of the world is being decided. So, get out there, make your own sites, take action!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Daniel Johns

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ann Coulter

If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would still have racist, fascist, homophobe, ugly, and a few other highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of dumb would nearly cripple them.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Robin Sacredfire

Stupidity is not lack of intelligence or knowledge. Stupidity is when you are offered a book and you don’t read it. Stupidity is when you have the chance to learn from a good teacher and you choose to remain arrogant and defend useless beliefs; Stupidity is when life offers you an opportunity to grow and change and overcome your past, but you can’t break free from your habits and rather remain stuck to your old beliefs. Stupidity is when you insult the one that could make you free from your state of stupidity by using stupid affirmations and stupid arguments. Stupidity is always a choice, not a state of being.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rachel Caine

claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here

By Anonym 13 Sep

T. E. D. Klein

Horror, let's face it, is basically pretty dumb. You're writing about events that are preposterous, and the trick is to dress them up in language so compelling that the reader doesn't care.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Victoria Beckham

I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Algernon Charles Swinburne

There is no such thing as a dumb poet or a handless painter. The essence of an artist is that he should be articulate.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow

I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bill Maher

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

By Anonym 16 Sep

S. A. Tawks

It was as if my rationale had a stupid friend that was always getting up to no good.

By Anonym 14 Sep

William Hogarth

I turned my thoughts to a still more novel mode... to compose pictures on canvas similar to representations on the stage... my picture is my stage, and men and women my players exhibited in a 'dumb' show.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kurt Vonnegut

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Barbara Tuchman

Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michael Rapaport

I see these other actors come up with this tough-guy personas and now when they're on talk shows they're all... But that's not really the way they are. I probably could have used a little bit of that. At one point I was labeled "The King Of Dumb White Guys." I was offended by that when I was younger, but I understand what that's from, so I was like, "Only a genius can play a fool." But I'm very aware of that, and I'll play into it and use it however I need to use it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

No one will grieve because your lips are dumb.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Donald Sutherland

Everything was my fault. I was so dumb. But if I hadn't made the mistakes I made, I wouldn't have met the wonderful woman I've been married to for over 30 years, so I guess that makes the mistakes OK.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jeff Vandermeer

When you think about the complexity of our natural world - plants using quantum mechanics for photosynthesis, for example - a smartphone begins to look like a pretty dumb object.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Patrick Henry

He that hath a blind conscience which sees nothing, a dead conscience which feels nothing, and a dumb conscience which says nothing, is in as miserable a condition as a man can be on this side of hell.