Best 514 of Grandmother quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Malcolm X

When we send our children to school, they learn nothing about us other than we used to be cotton pickers. Why, your grandfather was Nat Turner; your grandfather was Toussaint L'Ouverture; your grandfather was Hannibal. It was your grandfather's hands who forged civilization and it was your grandmother's hands who rocked the cradle of civilization. But the textbooks tell our children nothing.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Leonardo Dicaprio

My mom, Irmelin, taught me the value of life. Her own life was saved by my grandmother during World War II.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Edwidge Danticat

If a woman is worth remembering,' said my grandmother, 'there is no need to have her name carved in letters.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richelle Mead

When she left for a third time and returned with a giant box, I started to get irate. "What is this?" I demanded, taking it from her. It felt like it had bricks in it. "Grandmother needs you to carry some things," Paul told me. "Yes," I said through gritted teeth. "I sort of figured that out fifty pounds ago.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Phyllis Diller

On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tove Jansson

Grandmother walked up over the bare granite and thought about birds in general. It seemed to her no other creature had the same dramatic capacity to underline and perfect events - the shifts in the seasons and the weather, the changes that run through people themselves.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Angela Carter

I know that whenever a group of women are gathered together, the grandmother always makes a phantom appearance, hovering above them.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sabrina Jeffries

I suppose if you were inclined to misbehave, you wouldn't exactly tell me the truth anyway." "Darling, you have a brother fond of holding a gun on me, a sister who can shoot anything that moves, two other brothers who've repeatedly threatened to thrash me, and a grandmother who buys off constables. Do you really think I'm fool enough to antagonize them by committing adultery?" It was hard not to smile at that. "An excellent point." "I think so.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dylan Moran

I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rose Quiello

My grandmother would croon over every scrap of meat on a sparerib like a medieval relic hunter musing on the knucklebone of a saint.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jim Anderson

When a man touches a woman's body, he is not just touching her body. It goes MUCH DEEPER than that for a woman. He is touching parts of her soul-parts as diverse as how she feels about being a grandmother some day, to what is her favorite ice cream, to how much she loves her pet, and to her opinion of how the current President is governing. The man wants a sexual encounter and love is far from his mind; she desires permanence, commitment, safety, and security.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tina Turner

As a child my grandmother used to tell us stories about the dead and the mystical.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Anthony Jeselnik

My great grandmother threw herself in front of a bus. The police tried to say she was committed suicide but the family knew she was just trying to stop civil rights.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bill Cosby

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Anne Heche

We're in a world where every single movie, if it has a woman in it, is usually wrapped around the woman wanting to be liked in some way, either in her life, or she's young, she's an ingenue, she's a hero, she's the lover of somebody, she's the grandmother, she's a chef.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tove Jansson

Why are you in such a rush?" Sophia asked, and her grandmother answered that it was a good idea to do things before you forgot that they had to be done.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Robert Breault

To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word "boo.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Pico Iyer

Some people will always ground themselves very strongly in a piece of soil, a grandmother's property, a tiny plot of land, and that's great. But in the Age of Movement, there's no question that the number of people who don't - or can't - is growing exponentially.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tove Jansson

A very long time ago, Grandmother had wanted to tell about all the things they did, but no one had bothered to ask. And now she had lost the urge.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Harriet Ann Jacobs

Notwithstanding my grandmother's long and faithful service to her owners, not one of her children escaped the auction block. These God-breathing machines are no more, in the sight of their masters, than the cotton they plant, or the horses they tend.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Judith Ellen Levy

No matter what you do, your grandmother thinks it's wonderful.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adriana Trigiani

People have often told me that one of their strongest childhood memories is the scent of their grandmother's house. I never knew my grandmothers, but I could always count of the Bookmobile.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Mellencamp

My grandmother made sure that I went to church every Sunday. And shed come over and pick us boys up, and we would go to the Nazarene church. And back then, that was about as close to heaven as I ever got, because just the time to be able to spend with her, and she was very, very religious.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sherri Shepherd

My grandmother taught me that accomplishments meant less than what you left behind. I started to ask myself what impact my comedy would have on people's lives. And that changed my act. I got cleaner. I stopped talking about generic stuff like airplane peanuts and started speaking the truth about my gift.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Amanda Donohoe

Soaps are one of the few areas on TV that really embrace older women. In drama, there's this ridiculous invisibility for women between the ages of 40 and 60. Unless you're old enough to play a grandmother, there just aren't the roles.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Andre Leon Talley

I know what it is like to be brought up with unconditional love. In my life that came from my grandmother.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Debra Winger

My grandmother gave birth to 13 children and I come from a long line of women who gave birth in their 40s.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Erica Schroeder

I definitely appreciated '60s music. My uncle and I used to take long road trips to visit my grandmother when I was going to NYU. We'd listen to Petula Clark and other 60's music and sing at the top of our lungs the whole time.

By Anonym 14 Sep

M. Night Shyamalan

My grandparents were classic Indian grandparents. My grandmother would put so much powder on her face that it was like a Kabuki play and she'd come down the stairs. I was like 8 or 9 years old. My grandfather apparently had no teeth because he would take out his teeth and put them in a glass, and then he would try to scare me with it. I started to try to scare them when I was a little older.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Oswald Spengler

Christian theology is the grandmother of Bolshevism.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Curtis Tyrone Jones

When she smiles, the lines in her face become epic narratives that trace the stories of generations that no book can replace.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cherie Lunghi

I come from a strong matriarchal line. I was raised by Gypsy, her sister, Mary, and my maternal grandmother. The result of not having my father live with us meant that, when it came to understanding the opposite sex, it was like working without a map.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Barack Obama

[My grandmother] is a typical white person.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Russell Baker

Gerald Boyd was a classic specimen of the self-made man. Born poor, he worked and studied his way up out of poverty under the guidance of his widowed grandmother.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Alane Ferguson

No, that's because there are more interesting things to do." Her grandmother looked at her sharply. "Like cutting into dead bodies" Carmeryn swallowed back her irration. "Yeah-the live one kick too much.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Laozi

Empty your mind of all thoughts. Let your heart be at peace. Watch the turmoil of beings, but contemplate their return. Each separate being in the universe returns to the common source. Returning to the source is serenity. If you don't realize the source, you stumble in confusion and sorrow. When you realize where you come from, you naturally become tolerant, disinterested, amused, kindhearted as a grandmother, dignified as a king. Immersed in the wonder of the Tao, you can deal with whatever life brings you, and when death comes, you are ready.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sam Levenson

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Janet Evanovich

My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." -Ranger and Stephanie

By Anonym 14 Sep

Art Linkletter

Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Azzedine Alaia

As a child, I was raised with my grandmother, alongside all my cousins, and the kitchen was always full.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Ware

I had a messy signature as a child, and my grandmother said this suggested I had no regard for other people. She was right.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lois Wyse

So, if you have a grandma, thank the good Lord above, and give your grandmamma hugs and kisses, for grandmothers are to love.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rita Rudner

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Elizabeth Gilbert

I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I'm more likely to offer them than to have them. I think this is one of the reasons why I get to live longer than my great-grandmother did, and why I get to produce more writing than she did, and why my marriage isn't in dire straits.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Tyler Florence

I think it's important to recall... what you remember your grandmother making, where you're from and the foods you enjoyed as a child yourself, and pass that information off to your kids.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Gena Showalter

I’m not trying to—What do teenagers say nowadays?” he asked my grandmother.“Get all up in her biznez,” Nana said.Without cracking a smile.“That’s right,” he replied. “We’re not trying to get all up in your biznez, Ali.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Matt De La Pena

The whole guilt thing of not feeling Mexican enough was a big deal, too. On the one hand, you have your grandmother who is anointing you as a chosen one because you are light, but then you feel like you're less because you are lighter than your cousins, who are more down on the streets. You know? So that confusion was all I wrote about.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Clarence Thomas

My grandfather could barely read. My grandmother had a sixth-grade education. They were people who were industrious. They were frugal.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Margaret Thatcher

We have become a grandmother.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Anne Wojcicki

Im at a slightly higher risk for type 2 diabetes, and my grandmother had diabetes. My hemoglobin a1c, which is one of the measures, started being a little high when I was drinking a ton of that coconut water.