Best 96 of Bitch quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 18 Sep

Jenny Han

Reevie . . . I feel wasted.” Her head sways from side to side, her hair hanging in her face. “Will you please take me home?” I peer at her. She’s had, like, two beers. I’ve seen her finish a six-pack in under an hour and not get tipsy.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Sanjo Jendayi

See, I believe every woman has a bitch inside of her but not everyone has control of her bitch. My inner bitch is alive and present but she doesn’t control me…I control her.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Giorge Leedy

I pull his hand up to my chest. "It's okay. Some of my best friends are in the mob. It must be really tough with your husband in prison." "You THINK?" He pulls away, as if I've been insensitive, picks up a stone and throws it at a crow walking around in the grass. As the crow screeches bloody murder and takes flight, escaping unscathed, Joshua darts in front of me, hits Tiger in the nuts and calls him a bitch. Pulling Joshua back to my right, I glare down at him asking- WHAT did you CALL HIM? "A BITCH." "He's not a bitch." "YES HE IS." Tiger, coming to the rescue, kneels and places his hand on Joshua's shoulder. "Sorry little buddy. I didn't mean to make you go all APE shit. You like those little flying RATS." Joshua shakes his finger at him. "THEY'RE NOT RATS... YOU BITCH." As I start to give Joshua a lecture, Tiger stands up and stops me. "It's okay," he said. "Believe it or not- he's not the first to call me a bitch." Taking Joshua's free hand, he walks on his other side, while Joshua glares up at him with distrust. "Bitch isn't a word that you should be using. Not at your AGE." "That's right," I agreed. "When you get older, you can call your girlfriend a bitch, but only in bed." Joshua giggles.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Peter

Make life your bitch

By Anonym 19 Sep

Blanco Vandam

there's good girls out there but at the same time there's alot of BAD BITCHS !!

By Anonym 17 Sep

Surgeo Bell

Never cheat on someone that is good to you ,Karma is a bitch.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Miya Yamanouchi

Does that new man in your life call his ex "a slut", "a whore", "a bitch", "psycho" , "crazy", "a nutter" etc etc. Chances are, whatever he's calling his ex right now, he'll be calling you when things don't go his way. Be warned.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Kristen Ashley

You act like a bitch, I’ll call you a bitch and you’re actin’ like a fuckin’ bitch.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Chaucer Geoffrey

it's like being attacked by a RAT!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Emma Mildon

Be bold, bright, and beautiful without being a bitch about it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Eyden I.

A fancy car and hot girl is the dream of every loser male, while a rich handsome man is the dream of every bitch.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Toni Mcgee Causey

(Bless her heart's Southern for 'that bitch,' which Meryl was too polite to say out loud.)

By Anonym 15 Sep

Miya Yamanouchi

By all means be submissive in the bedroom (if you are that way inclined), but don't be submissive to life. Being life's bitch is no fun at all. Life may play up in many ways, but it's up to you to take control, take charge and put life in its place.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Madonna

I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Toba Beta

Overconfidence is a lowly bitch that easily fucked.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

People take life as a gift even as a joke. But both cases it's not a gift - how everything is gave, the same moment it can be taken. One moment it's needed to do this and one moment you have. Still thinking it's a joke?? It's not really, Santa Clause is a killer, the guy who ruin everything was by Loverboy he is just kill the all biatches, but he was with Santa Clause they both worked together... (I think that the moment was taken, you don't have it. The Gift is gone, the joke was taken. Because you were wrong!)

By Anonym 18 Sep

Madonna

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Argha

Always there is a bitch lies in every virgin heart, and a virgin always lies in the heart of a bitch. To be honest, there cannot ever be anyone who is one-man or one-woman human, in action or may be in thought!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lorelei James

That bitch fate had a nasty sense of humor.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Pratyush Singh

the more pretty the face is " , "the more dirty past it has

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sorachi Hideaki

I don't remember using a dirty pipe like that. My pipe isn't a cheap piece of crap. It was made by the name brand "Bitch".-Tsukuyo

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gayle Forman

Anyhow, she didn't care, that people called her a bitch. 'It's just another word for feminist,' she told me with pride.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

It is not a surprise that there are people we love and hate at the same time. Not as though we hate them, but we hate how they don't love us.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Natalya Vorobyova

I'm too hot to handle; poor bitch needs to be treated for burns!

By Anonym 20 Sep

A. E. Kirk

Why did Nicky call me the Baby Killer?" Kiara sniffled. "Because she is a bitch," Leontes said. Jaeger gave him a chastising look. "She's dead." "Dying did not make her any less of a bitch," Leontes replied.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Holly Briley

If you call me a bitch because I saw through your bs & lies then beat you at your own game then yes I'm a bitch...but I made you mine. Boom.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Jessica Wildfire

Students want female teachers to be warm and nurturing. When they aren't, they get marked down across the board for being 'bitches." What's a bitch? A woman who acts like a confident guy. Women are also not allowed to be dry or funny. You can imagine how my Asperger's can go over.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

The bitch brags about it.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Shreya Gupta

Look its very simple: You're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. You dare to be bad, I've got good reflex. Can go to bad bitch mode in no time.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jill Shalvis

I'd give up being a bitch, but I'm not a quitter.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Jason Medina

You’re welcome to try and take it, you yuppie bitch boys.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Stephen Baxter

Which one of you’s the bitch?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Olivia Gatwood

They will tell you home is safe zone. No, bitch face is safe zone. Bitch face is home. Bitch face is cutting off the ladder, willing to burn in the apartment, if it means he can't get in.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Miya Yamanouchi

By all means be submissive in the bedroom (if you are that way inclined), but don't be submissive to life. Being life's bitch is no fun at all. Life may play up in many ways, but it's up to you to take control, take charge and show life who's really calling the shots.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Simone Elkeles

You're an asshole." "And you're a bitch," he says. "A bitch with a kick-ass smile and eyes that can seriously screw with a guy's head.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sarina Bowen

If you want to keep breathing, don’t ever call the love of my life a bitch.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most people mostly use freedom of speech as freedom to bitch.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Levenkron

Fat bitch," Kessa murmured as the door scraped closed behind Mrs. Stone. "She meant well, Francesca. And you see, everyone thinks you're too thin." "Since when is Mrs. Stone an authority on appearance. I've heard you say a thousand times that she looks like an old hooker." "I never said anything of the sort. What I said was that she wears too much makeup and her clothes are indiscreet." "Which means she looks like an old hooker. Well, if that's the way a woman is supposed to look, I'd rather be too skinny." Kessa felt a flash of pleasure at the argument. Just let her mother try to push food into her now.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Reynalyn Arendain

I can kill you and make your Death look like an accident

By Anonym 20 Sep

Chelsea Ballinger

You know, I gave you the benefit of the doubt earlier when I first encountered you, the raging beast—oh I mean bitch. But now I truly think that if greats who devoted themselves and achieved in some way at killing evil with kindness like Martin Luther King, Gandhi, Mandela, Mother Teresa, well I think if any of them met you... they truly would break that seal of devotion and beat the bloody shit out of you.” “I take that as a compliment.” “Oh, I know you do.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Christian Simamora

Don’t be an asshole. Just because you have one, it doesn’t mean it’s okay to act like it.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Georg Buchner

MARIE [Alone, after apause.] Whata bitch I am. I could stab myself. - Oh, what a world! Everything goes to hell anyhow, man and woman alike.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not even once have most of us seen, having sex, any of the many people we are dead sure are sleeping around.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Chelsea Ballinger

My future in-laws are out shopping and plotting my demise, I suppose.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ashley Herring Blake

If I've learned anything in the past six months, it's that life is a fickle little bitch and there's not one damn thing I can do to tame her. It's almost laughable, really.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Margaret Cho

Whenever anyone has called me a bitch, I have taken it as a compliment. To me, a bitch is assertive, unapologetic, demanding, intimidating, intelligent, fiercely protective, in control — all very positive attributes. But it’s not supposed to be a compliment, because there’s that stupid double standard: When men are aggressive and dominant, they are admired, but when a woman possesses those same qualities, she is dismissed and called a bitch. These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch means you don’t appreciate all the other bitches who have come before you. Not being a bitch means since Eve ate that apple, we will forever have to pay for her bitchiness with complacence, obedience, acceptance, closed eyes, and open legs.

By Anonym 16 Sep

J. D. Jordan

I tell you, mister, if there’s anything good about being a hot-tempered bitch, it’s knowing right well what buttons to push in others seeing as they’re the same ones what get your own back up.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Colleen Boyd

Rylan!" Melanie squeals, high-pitched enough to break glass. "I'm, like, so sorry I haven't talked to you all night. Being a hostess is hard work." She dramatically wipes imaginary sweat off her forehead. "Anyway, I finally have some free time. So why don't we go dance, hmm?" Gripping my waist a little too tightly for my taste, she tries to pull me back to the house. I stand strong., jerking Melanie back when I don't move. "No thanks, Melanie." My free arm tightens around Ivy's waist. "I already am dancing with someone." Melanie's sight flickers to Ivy, and for a moment contempt skews her big grin. But it's gone in an instant as Melanie stretches her fake smile to the point she's showing gums and asks, through gritted teeth, "Hi. What's your name?" Ivy can tell there's something off with the girl in front of her, but she still gives her a polite greeting. "Hello. My name is Ivy. How do you do?" Melanie completely ignores the question and turns back to me. "You never told me you invited someone else, Rylan." Melanie's smile goes harsh. "I'm sorry, but unless I give the okay, no one outside of school is invited." She glares at Ivy. "I'll have to ask you to leave." Ivy tilts her head, befuddled at the sudden hostility. "You want me to go?" Melanie rolls her eyes. "Uh, yeah. I just said that." Ivy stares down at her feet, ashamed and no doubt guilty for the wrong reason. She nods. "Okay." She begins to leave but I grab her wrist and pull her back against me. I glare at Melanie. "What if I don't want her to go?" I growl. "Yeah, Melanie!" To my relief, I see Aidan and Nadia wiggle through the crowd. Neither of them look very happy; Nadia's downright fuming. Despite the whole "my liking Ivy" case, she's still there for me. "Don't go telling people they can't be here," Nadia growls, her eyes flashing dangerously. "Who died and made you think you can boss everyone around?" "Last time I checked, this is my party, and therefore I choose who I invite or not," declares Melanie with an obvious edge in her voice. "That's no excuse! The only reason you want her gone is so you can make Rylan your new boy toy, which he doesn't want!" "Oh, like you know him so well?" "I'm his best friend, bitch!" " Excuse me!?" "ENOUGH!" With one word, I bring the argument to an end and all attention back on me. "Nadia's right," I state, glowering at Melanie. "Nadia's always been right. You know one of the reasons I came, other than to show Ivy a good time? It was to tell you to leave me alone, okay? I. Don't. Like. You. So leave me alone!" It was like I announced I farted. Everyone starts whispering with disbelief. No one has ever turned down the advances of Melanie Sweet—until now. It's turning into a night of first for them. Melanie obviously isn't used to this, as her face reddens like a tomato, her beautifully manicured hands clench into fists, and her usually angelic face morphs into a full-blown snarl. How sweet.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

I don't want to be the devil's bitch!