Best 59 of Wonderland quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 18 Sep

Robert Mckay

That sounds impossible," said the hatter. "We absolutely must give it a try!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lewis Carroll

She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes; and once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a came of croquet she was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lewis Carroll

In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Upton Sinclair

It is the music which makes it what it is; it is the music which changes the place from the rear room of a saloon in back of the yards to a fairy place, a wonderland, a little comer of the high mansions of the sky.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Gimlette

It is a gift, and you realize as soon as you cross the border into Paraguay, as I did, the first time in '82, that you are in a sort of wonderland. Nothing is quite right: the buildings, they've got their own architecture, their own language; and everything is just a little bit off key.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lewis Carroll

For I do not believe God means us thus to divide life into half halves - to wear a grave face on Sunday, and to think it out-of-place to even so much as mention Him on a weekday. Do you think he cares to see only kneeling figures, and to hear only tones of prayer - and that He does not also love to see the lambs leaping in the sunlight, and to hear the merry voices of the children as they roll among the hay? Surely their innocent laughter is as sweet in His ears as the grandest anthem that ever rolled up from the 'dim religious light' of some solemn cathedral?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Emory R. Frie

Blood, sweat, and tea, sister! That's what it takes to achieve all great and terrible things.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lewis Carroll

If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Erin R. Bedford

A rose is still a rose, even hidden under different petals.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Tillie Cole

Time For Tea.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Lewis Carroll

Oh, don't go on like that!" cried the poor Queen, wringing her hands in despair. "Consider what a great girl you are. Consider what a long way you've come today. Consider what o'clock it is. Consider anything, only don't cry!" Alice could not help laughing at this, even in the midst of her tears. "Can you keep from crying by considering things?" she asked. "That's that way it's done," the Queen said with great decision: "nobody can do two things at once, you know.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lewis Carroll

When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’ ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’ ’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Jay Woodman

My power is everywhere propping up illusions, but I'm taking it back by letting go of them & just riding the stallion into wonderland. Let's see what you've got to say about the darkness in the mountains, I wonder if you know you can just turn it all to light. As we ride through the valley can you see the same water flowing that I do, or do dust clouds conceal it and block up your nose & throat? You're so thirsty for the end of the journey but I don't want you to miss the magic on the road.

By Anonym 18 Sep

M. D. Elster

The hours wear on, while the surreal atmosphere of the asylum does not wear off.

By Anonym 20 Sep

M. D. Elster

You hunt... Your fellow creatures?" I ask, still in disbelief. "Of course. A hunt is only as interesting as the prey is clever!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mark Steyn

When nuclear weapons were an elite club of five relatively sane world powers, the Left was convinced the planet was about to go ka-boom any minute, and the handful of us who survived would be walking in a nuclear winter wonderland. Now anyone with a few thousand bucks and an unlisted number in Islamabad in his Rolodex can get a nuke, and the Left couldn't care less.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lewis Carroll

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Cassandra Kemper

I’m a threat to anything that hurts Wonderland, including indifference.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Lewis Carroll

You're enough to try the patience of an oyster!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Lailah Gifty Akita

Your imagination is a wonderland full of realities.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Lailah Gifty Akita

Your imagination s a wonderland full of realities.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lewis Carroll

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lewis Carroll

I'm sure I'll take you with pleasure!" the Queen said. "Twopence a week, and jam every other day." Alice couldn't help laughing, as she said, "I don't want you to hire me - and I don't care for jam." "It's very good jam," said the Queen. "Well, I don't want any today, at any rate." "You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said. "The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never today." "It must come sometimes to 'jam today'," Alice objected. "No it can't," said the Queen. "It's jam every other day: today isn't any other day, you know.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Emory R. Frie

Brave, impossible Alice. Stop being so sensible.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lewis Carroll

Speak English!' said the Eaglet. 'I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Lewis Carroll

When we were little," the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, "we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise -" "Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?" Alice asked. "We called him Tortoise because he taught us," said the Mock Turtle angrily: "really you are very dull!

By Anonym 20 Sep

M. D. Elster

When one finds oneself in the kind of strange, unsettling circumstances as I presently find myself, it is only natural, after all, to have a few, unusual, vivid dreams.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lewis Carroll

I always thought they were fabulous monsters!" said the Unicorn. "Is it alive?" "It can talk," said Haigha, solemnly. The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice, and said, "Talk, child." Alice could not help her lips curling up into a smile as she began: "Do you know, I always thought Unicorns were fabulous monsters, too! I never saw one alive before!" "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the Unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you. Is that a bargain?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lewis Carroll

I don't know what you mean by 'glory,'" Alice said. Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't---till I tell you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!'" "But glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument,'" Alice objected. "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean---neither more nor less." "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master---that's all." Alive was too much puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them---particularly, verbs, they're the proudest---adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs---however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicki Minaj

Winter Wonderland is on my hand, it's kinda rocky

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lewis Carroll

The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Giovannie De Sadeleer

If you want to be my Alice, I am in Wonderland.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lewis Carroll

And it certainly did seem a little provoking ('almost as if it happened on purpose,' she thought) that, though she managed to pick plenty of beautiful rushes as the boat glided by, there was always a more lovely one that she couldn't reach. "The prettiest are always further!" she said at last, with a sigh at the obstinacy of the rushes in growing so far off.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Haruki Murakami

I thought about the screws and their happiness. Maybe they were glad to be free of the eggbeater, to be independent screws, to luxuriate on white trays. It did feel good to see them happy.

By Anonym 20 Sep

M. D. Elster

Yes!" He says. "Fear is an excellent motivator. I find that it really brings out the true ingenuity of a creature.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lewis Caroll

Bitte sage mir, welchen Weg ich gehen soll. Das hängt davon ab, wohin du willst.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Cameron Jace

You know what insane people are, Alice?" the Pillar says. "They are just sane people who know too much.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lewis Carroll

In most gardens", the Tiger-lily said, "they make the beds too soft-so that the flowers are always asleep.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lewis Carroll

",I am not crazy, my reality is just different from yours."-Cheshire Cat

By Anonym 17 Sep

Suzanne Selfors

Lizzie was leaving for Ever After High, and Shuffle was going with her, like it or not. Good-bye, family. Good-bye, hedgerow. Good-bye, tea cakes, sugar hearts, and Cheshire chocolates! Shuffle's dream about that fateful day faded away and was replaced by the image of a big bowl of Farmer-in-the-Dell brand granola. Granola was so boring! But ever since coming to Ever After High, Lizzie had insisted that Shuffle eat healthy snacks.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lewis Carroll

Speak English!" said the Eaglet. "I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and, what's more, I don't believe you do either!" And the Eaglet bend down its head to hide a smile: some of the other birds tittered audibly.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lewis Carroll

Ich weiß, wer ich war, als ich heute morgen aufstand, aber ich glaube, daß ich mich seitdem mehrfach verwandelt habe.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Cheshire Cat

The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Marie Hall

Wonderland was wonderful, but without a counterbalance, it could turn it's inhabitants completely insane.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cheshire Cat

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lewis Carroll

Take off your hat," the King said to the Hatter. "It isn't mine," said the Hatter. "Stolen!" the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a memorandum of the fact. "I keep them to sell," the Hatter added as an explanation; "I've none of my own. I'm a hatter.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lewis Carroll

I wish I hadn't cried so much!" said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out. "I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears! That will be a queer thing, to be sure! However, everything is queer today.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Lewis Caroll

Oh, there's no use talking to him. He's perfectly idiotic!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Lewis Carroll

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be it would. You see?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Emory R. Frie

Time is all messed up... Forevers are seconds. Words come too soon or too late. Some stories last forever, others seem to come only yesterday… or tomorrow. Strange, isn’t it? Time has gone mad.