Best 570 of Fake quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 20 Sep

Sara Sheridan

When you fake emotion for a living, when you make your money providing fantasies for other people, tuning into their worlds and indulging them, you don’t invite someone into your world very easily.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jay Leno

Elections in L.A. are so different. Here you've got politicians with phony smiles making false promises to voters with fake boobs and bad toupees.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Donna Lynn Hope

How empty are the insincere words of people who, so easily, speak forth "love," "family" and "friendship" without meaning what they say even if their intentions are good albeit mere flattery.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Michael Hastings

A $200 million contract just got awarded to develop software to provide the Department of Defense with all these sock puppets who have fake Twitter and Facebook accounts. Why not create ten fake Libyan Twitter users and then get one journalist to follow them. But the problem is, of course, it corrupts the entire process. One of the caveats is that anything they write is going to be in a foreign language so it won't affect Americans. But that doesn't make any sense because: A) it can be translated pretty easily, and B) Americans also speak other languages.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

I am not superior than anybody, don't say i am, else i won't defend you when you get caught.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sigmund Freud

I no longer believe that William Shakespeare the actor from Stratford was the author of the works that have been ascribed to him.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Kurt Angle

Pro wrestling is not fake; it's sports entertainment. We go out there and we perform, and a lot of what we do out there is real, but we're not going to insult anyone's intelligence - there is a predetermined winner. It's just the fans don't know who it is, and that's what makes it so intriguing.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mandy Stadtmiller

I prefer to not be feeling like I'm having to be fake about things that are the most dear to me in terms of writing, which is something related to my own, personal writing. I mean, I've done tons and tons of fake writing.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Andre Vltchek

For years now, the fake European 'left' is trying to portray European citizens as victims of the US imperialism. It is even trying to make the world feel sorry for those European workers who do not get a fair deal from their governments! It is thoroughly absurd.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Toba Beta

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Jericho

Fake is not a word I like to use because there's nothing fake about what I do.  It's a show, it's a predetermined outcome; we're putting on a television drama, action, comedy, whatever you want to call it - but it's not fake.  Fake would be if I was just about to take a body slam, and my stuntman did it.  Fake would be if I was going to take a chair shot to the head, and the chair was made of rubber.  I'll tell the world that it's a show, but I hate the word fake.  It's such an unfair term to us.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Manasa Rao Saarloos

A question that always haunts me. Why can’t people just be real? It’s easier being real than pretend being real. Give yourself a chance.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

I just screw up and fake it up.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Daniel Handler

If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Gautama Buddha

If we fail to look after others when they need help, who will look after us?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Trish Sie

It's surprisingly difficult to build fake overhead bins, especially ones that, you know, you can open really easily - because when you're floating around, you don't have any traction, obviously.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Neil Cross

The Booker thing was a catalyst for me in a bizarre way. It’s perceived as an accolade to be published as a ‘literary’ writer, but, actually, it’s pompous and it’s fake. Literary fiction is often nothing more than a genre in itself. I’d always read omnivorously and often thought much literary fiction is read by young men and women in their 20s, as substitutes for experience.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Craig Groeschel

The younger generation can smell fakes - Authenticity trumps cool.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Sanjo Jendayi

We live in a world where illusion reigns and reality is frowned upon.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Charles Dickens

The life of Shakespeare is a fine mystery and I tremble every day lest something turn up.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Vivian Schiller

A so-called news organization called the Denver Guardian - which, by the way, doesn't exist - wrote an article and pushed it on social media that said that the pope had endorsed Donald Trump. That's the perfect definition of fake news. It was intentionally designed to deceive.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sherri Shepherd

For my first wedding, I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. I'm not one of those pretty criers.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Friedrich Nietzsche

All modern philosophizing is political, policed by governments, churches, academics, custom, fashion, and human cowardice, all off which limit it to a fake learnedness.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tinsel Korey

When you're actually feeling a character and you're going through the real emotions, and you're not fake acting, that energy stays with you and sometimes you can't get it off for days. It just resonates in your body, unless you have some sort of release, whatever it is.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Christina Baker Kline

She knows too well what it's like to tamp down your natural inclinations, to force a smile when you feel numb....The expression of emotion does not come naturally, so yo learn to fake it. To pretend. To display an empathy you don't really feel. And so it is that you learn to pass, if you're lucky, to look like everyone else, even though you're broken inside.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Benjamin Clementine

There's a part in every person that has a fake self. We've had this since infancy due to our parents and our upbringing.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Chris Morgan

If real scares you, you’re fake AF.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Etgar Keret

According to Gur's theory of boredom, everything that happens in the world today is because of boredom: love, war, inventions, fake fireplaces - ninety-five percent of all that is pure boredom.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sharon Jones

I miss my hair, but I feel like going out there with some fake braids wouldn't be right. I want to be the most genuine performer I can be.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Saahil Prem

A loud smile is often a fake laugh.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Haruki Murakami

No, I don't think I've been defiled. But I haven't been saved, either. There's nobody who can save me right now, Mr. Wind-Up Bird. The world looks totally empty to me. Everything I see around me looks fake. The only thing thay isn't fake is that gooshy thing inside me.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Paula Broadwell

I was incredulous as the bias of the media in terms of the candidates [for presidency]. I was incredulous at the fake news.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Seungri

If a person hides the truth or says something fake on variety shows or interviews, it will still be found out no matter how careful they are.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ramesh Srinivasan

We are at a moment that some of the Silicon Valley companies are feeling the pressure. These days the founder of Twitter apologized that his company promoted some of the things that elected Donald Trump. You don't see that much of these apologizing from Google. From Mark Zuckerberg you are hearing a little bit more of it, but he is a little more "Oh, well, this is what happens because the internet scaled up and everybody has fake news; oh, we are gonna build a better technology".

By Anonym 13 Sep

Fred Macmurray

I once asked Barbara Stanwyck the secret of acting. She said: 'Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made'.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rush Limbaugh

I don't want to get depressed, I don't want to get down in the dumps, and I don't want to get teased with the idea that everything's rigged and everything's fake.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Matthew Rhys

When I speak to people from Britain, that's when I feel like a fake, speaking with an American accent.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ursula K. Le Guin

Fake realism is the escapist literature of our time. And probably the ultimate escapist reading is that masterpiece of total unreality, the daily stock market report.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Dominic Riccitello

You can’t patch cracks on a glass house.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Channing Tatum

You can't fake wrestling. We can fake punch, but with wrestling you just have to go ahead and do it. You really need to see the hand hit the face, the head butting and everything.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Natalia Vodianova

I love Yves Saint Laurent and Giambattista Valli and Givenchy and I get given quite a lot, but perhaps nothing is as wonderful as the white fake leather trench coat I got when I was 15.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Craig Ferguson

President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Martha Gellhorn

All politicians are bores and liars and fakes. I talk to people.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Drake

Pray the real live forever man. Pray the fakes get exposed.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Diane Lane

Well, I can fake my way around some things, but I don't think I would be good at betting.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jeni Acterian

E atat de dificil sa fii si sensibila, si mandra. Ca sa nu suferi trebuie sa fii sau una, sau alta. Nu, in orice caz, si una, si alta.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Patricia Clarkson

That's the hardest part of acting: when it is ultra-personal, when it is deeply personal, and there's no lying involved. You can't fake it, you can't get by it. This is dealing with the most primal instincts and emotions that a mother can have.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Frank Scoblete

Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Lailah Gifty Akita

One good product is better than many fake goods.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Zach Braff

Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.