Best 570 of Fake quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Suzy Kassem

Images are deceiving. Salt and sugar look exactly the same but taste very different.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Allen Crawford

There's a good deal of ivory being sold that claims to be antique ivory. In fact, we've seen evidence that there are fake antiques being carved in countries like China.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jessica Chastain

I try not to fake anything.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mike Tyson

In order for me to achieve... I had to regard myself greater than what I was. In other words I had to fake it until I make it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jeffree Star

Thank God for Redbull and fake eyelashes.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Vijay Fafat

A charlatan walked as a prophet, and changed the world of sheep in his wake, and all that while, God watched with blind eyes, helpless…

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rebecca Mcnutt

Dreams are just lies that we tell ourselves while we're asleep.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Emmanuel Jal

I don't take modern hip-hop as real. It's entertaining, it's fake, like James Bond.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Saahil Prem

A loud smile is often a fake laugh.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Guillaume Apollinaire

S'en est allée l'amante Au village voisin malgré la pluie Sans son amant s'en est allée l'amante Pour danser avec un autre que lui Les femmes mentent mentent

By Anonym 13 Sep

David Letterman

Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He hasn't made an announcement, but I want to tell you something. The fake suspense is killing me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rick Owens

I am a middle-aged opera queen in loafers that makes out I am a 16 year old death metal skater... It's all fake! My hair is fake, my body is fake and my teeth are kind of fake

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Green

Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot." Mom: "You don't take pot, for starters." Me: "See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kristen Johnston

In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Denise Austin

Fake it until you make it! When you're feeling bad, get dressed up - soon your inside will catch up with your outside

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alan Light

After the Beatles and Dylan, there's this assumption that you are a singer-songwriter, or that if someone else is writing your rhymes, you're a fake rapper.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Thom Yorke

I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jon Stewart

My life is a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabbalah center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that's what my handlers tell me. I'm actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Dominic Riccitello

You can’t patch cracks on a glass house.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Hart Crane

Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Israelmore Ayivor

Fire failure by fighting falsehood. Forget the fears; Fix the future; Flee from fake friends. There is nothing called half-truth. Whatever looks like a lie is a lie!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Elijah

The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn`t exist.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amy Bloom

You cannot fake effort; talent is great, but perseverance is necessary.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Grant

How do we stop them?” Edilio asked. He raised his head, and Sam saw the distress on his face. “How do you think we stop them? When your fifteenth birthday rolls around, the easy thing is to take the poof. You gotta fight to resist it. We know that. So how are we going to tell kids this isn’t real, this Orsay thing?” “We just tell them,” Astrid said. “But we don’t know if it’s real or not,” Edilio argued. Astrid shrugged. She stared at nothing and kept her features very still. “We tell them it’s all fake. Kids hate this place, but they don’t want to die.” “How do we tell them if we don’t know?” Edilio seemed genuinely puzzled. Howard laughed. “Deely-O, Deely-O, you are such a doof sometimes.” He put his feet down and leaned toward Edilio as if sharing a secret with him. “She means: We lie. Astrid means that we lie to everyone and tell them we do know for sure.” Edilio stared at Astrid like he was expecting her to deny it. “It’s for people’s own good,” Astrid said in a low voice, still looking at nothing. “You know what’s funny?” Howard said, grinning. “I was pretty sure we were coming to this meeting so Astrid could rank on Sam for not telling us the whole truth. And now, it turns out we’re really here so Astrid can talk us all into becoming liars.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Odeya Rush

Ever since I was younger, I would make table reads at home where I would give fake interviews.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ally Carter

Okay, gang," I said, "according to blueprints, there's an elevator access panel on the east side of the building. We may get a little dirty, but—" "I thought we'd just go through the doors," Liz said, flashing three beautifully engraved invitations and some wonderfully authentic fake IDs. The tickets were $20,000 each. The Secret Service had been vetting the guest list for weeks, so Bex and I stopped beneath a streetlamp and studied Liz. "Do I even want to know where you got those?" I asked. Liz seemed to ponder it, and then she said, "No.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Neil Portnow

We live in a time of fake news - things that are made up and manufactured.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Christine Vachon

When a crisis occurs, I feel that one of my greatest responsibilities is to set a tone of calm no matter what the problems. Sometimes I have to fake confidence a lot. I also have to fake calm.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jeff Lindsay

Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn't seem like a big deal. I'm quite sure most people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake it all. I fake it very well, and the feelings are never there.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Anthony Liccione

Some people are severely lonely, all they can do is accept the single life as an example of being free and happy.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Robert Black

If you want to speak Devil speak, then speak Devil speak, no need to turn that innocuous shit backwards.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Israelmore Ayivor

Fire false friends. They are in to fast-forward your fall and failure.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

Probably I'm boring, but I have a reason about it and I'm doing behind this, so take it, like it's a fake face.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Richelle Mead

I found the candles—atrocious air freshening ones that smelled like fake pine.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sheena Iyengar

I could wear makeup today, and one person would say it looks bland, another would say it looks fake, and another might tell me I look really natural. Everyone is convinced their opinion is the truth, and that's what I struggle against.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Luke Perry

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mila Kunis

I was exhausted from fake partying. I was like, "I just danced for nine hours. Goodnight, ladies!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marina

Fake it, fake your confidence until it's real. I think it's a good way to live most of your life.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Zach Braff

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Keith Carradine

I think that the film ["Jim Younger"] still resonates, because there's just something that you can't fake about those kinds of relationships. When you see James and Stacy Keach on the screen together, they're brothers!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Aletheia Luna

True healing and empowerment is about opening your heart to love. This love that I speak of isn’t the warm, fuzzy or sentimental notion of love that most people believe in and propagate. Instead, this love is fierce, strong, and unconditionally accepting.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Barbara Ehrenreich

She represents something about the corporate world that repel me, some deep coldness masked as relentless cheerfulness.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Richard Bach

Of course I'm a fake. We're all fakes on this whole world, pretending to be something we're not. We are not just bodies walking around, not just atoms, molecules. We are unkillable, undestroyable ideas of the IS, no matter how much we believe otherwise.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Seungri

If a person hides the truth or says something fake on variety shows or interviews, it will still be found out no matter how careful they are.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Vivian Schiller

A so-called news organization called the Denver Guardian - which, by the way, doesn't exist - wrote an article and pushed it on social media that said that the pope had endorsed Donald Trump. That's the perfect definition of fake news. It was intentionally designed to deceive.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Raveen Paudel

Opinion is neither fake nor fact, perspective is neither lie nor truth. Accept the act of listening but don't follow everything you listen. Accept the lie of art and realize the truth.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lester Bangs

What all this posturing and fake glamor results in is a vast detachment and cynicism on the part of the artists. Since it's impossible to have respect for an audience that'll take just about anything you care to dish out, and the impassive demeanor is so central to the role, a general numbnose is all that can be expected.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Marco Rubio

I don't know anything about starting a university, and that was a fake university.There are people who borrowed $36,000 to go to Trump University, and they're suing now - $36,000 to go to a university. That's a fake school. And you know what they got? They got to take a picture with a cardboard cutout of Donald Trump. That's what they got for $36,000.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Natalia Vodianova

The big contracts go to the girls who are healthy - they need to have a sparkle in their eyes and you can't fake that if you're unhealthy.